The Red Army vs That Asshole who stole MY team

Look at this. It’s the battle of the 0-4 teams. Embarrassing. This is supposed to be a rematch of last year’s Universe Bowl. Instead it looks more like a group of homeless men trying to have an orgy inside a Prius. But there is no way I am letting this abomination that took over the team that I was promised to get a win on my watch.

So let’s get this “soup kitchen” over with. The Old Man Superman duo stagger in with their walkers and smash the necks of pretty much everyone on the Nut Busters. Heimdall’s hold down Slym Dayspring and forces him to watch as the Twilight men violently have their way with his wife, Red, before the Twilight women come in and snap both of the mutant’s necks.

Red Army busts the Nut Busters.