The Joker w/M202A1 FLASH Rocket Launcher, Harley Quinn w/Blue Lightsaber, Scarecrow w/Sinestro's Yellow Lantern Ring, Snowflame, Friend Bear, Wish Bear, Bedtime Bear
Scrooge McDuck w/ green lightsaber, Huey, Dewey and Louie, Donald Duck w/ red lantern ring, Daisy Duck, Ducky, DeadEye Duck w/ red lightsaber, Daffy Duck, Dr Mindbender, Slimer, Albert Wesker, Treasure Troll
The Grindhouse gang has arranged to be escorted threw the asylum by Dr. Alyce Sinner and C.O. Aaron Cash. Huey, Dewey, and Louie keep bumping into each other because they can’t take their eyes off the crazy people behind the glass. Scrooge McDuck has been barking orders ever since the team left the locker room, Most of them have been ignored. McDuck is used to being ignored but not laughed at, that’s exactly why he becomes enraged when the doctor begins to laugh at him.
Scrooge Mcduck: AND JUST WHAT IS IT THAT YOU FIND SO FUNNY DOCTOR?!
Dr. Alyce Sinner: HAHAHAHAH! I can’t believe you feel for the ole Hannibal lecter I cut some guys face off and wore it as a disguise trick! Your so stuuuuiiipppiddd! HAHAHAHA! (Joker pulls off the mask he has made out of Dr. Sinner’s face)
Scrooge McDuck: IT’S A TRAP! RUN!
Snowflame, Scarecrow, and Harley Quinn burst out from behind their glass cell doors and attack, Joker pulls a knife from his sleeve and tries to stab McDuck. Albert Wesker steps in and takes the hit to save scrooges life. Scarecrow has used his ring to create a 10ft tall scarecrow suit of armor and scythe. Donald Daffy and Daisy Duck are all decapitated with one swing of the scythe. DeadEye Duck quickly hits the scarecrow with a series of shots from his red lightsaber. This only knocks him down and destroys his light construct. He quickly leaps back to his feet, forms duel sickles and rushes the duck. The two engage in a fierce battle neither man giving or taking an inch until, Scarecrow uppercuts DeadEye, severs his upper right hand, and then spins to sever his head. However DeadEye catches his lightsaber with his bottom left hand, leans just out of the way and splits scarecrow up the middle all at the same time.
Harley Quinn has disemboweled Huey, Dewey and Louie. She has now shoved her hand inside Huey and begun moving his mouth.
Harley Quinn: Look Mr. J SOCKPUPPETS!
Joker: ARE You CRAZY, Lady You don’t know where they’ve been! HaHA!
Friend Bear, Wish Bear, and Bedtime Bear have treasure troll surrounded but he doesn’t look worried at all. Friend and wish bear both rush in but treasure troll ducks out of the way causes them to hit each other and then kicks them both in the stomach. Bedtime runs in and knocks him down with a knee, they all start kicking him until treasure troll pulls out a pocket knife a slices wish bears Achilles tendon. Treasure troll rolls on top of Wish bear a starts stabbing her in the neck and face. Friend bear tries to pull the troll off but leaves himself open and takes the pocket knife in the eye. Bedtime bear rips a fire extinguisher off the wall and finally caves in the trolls head.
Scrooge McDuck, DeadEye Duck, and Ducky are kicking the s**t out of snowflame as he sits on the ground and snorts coke off the tile floor. As soon as Snowflame finishes the last of his cocaine he leaps to his feet, knocking his three foes down in the process.
Snowflame: Cooka-yayah-o! You just keep that cabbage comin', daddy-o, and Snowflame'll getcha whatcha want, when ya want it! Now, which one of you humps has got a cigarette for Snowy?
Scrooge McDuck: What?
Snowflame: What's that, Judge? Why is my nose bleeding? I-I fell dooooown.
DeadEye Duck: GET HIM!
The Three ducks charge forward but the coked up supervillan snatches them all up and throws them against the wall.
Snowflame: Now you get me Some f**king drugs! I'll f**king kill you! You hear me! I'll fuck…..
Snowflame becomes weak as the poor quality cocaine quickly wears off. Deadeye Duck kicks him in the balls and he drops to the floor. The three resume kicking his a**, when suddenly Joker comes up from behind and one by one cleaves into their heads with a fire axe saying…
Joker: DUCK! DUCK! DUCK! GOOOSE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA! OH wait I think the Goose was on my side, well you know what they say, if you wana make an omelet you gota crack a few eggs! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
4 comments:
Horsemen win
Slimer and Dr Mindbender only ones to survive from grindhouse, they ran away when they say Harley Quinn make her sockpuppets.
Hahaha. Sockpuppets. Classic.
That was the 50th Regular Season victory for the Horsemen of Apokolips and their Sixth straight Division title.
Now the journey to the Universe Bowl begins.
Looking forward to the rematch Seeney.
Haha. good shit griff.
Nice win Ry. Congrats on the division again.
Damn. I guess ducking the Horsemen isn't always successful.
Good win, Ry. Good match, Griff.
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