Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. The Royal Highness

Team Sleeping Pussy is The spirit of Obi Wan Kenobi, Leia Organa-Solo: Jedi Knight, (movie) Rachet, Smokescreen, Tunnel Rat, Psycho Pirate, (Western) Ghost Rider, Johnny Blaze, (Zombie) Mothra, Marian Ravenwood, Jonah Hex, Spider-Woman (Mattie Franklin), Blockbuster, Den, Rivvy Dinari, and Alexander Luthor.

The Royal Highness is Apollo, Walker: Texas Ranger, Jedi Master #40, Marvel Man (Miracle Man), Imhotep, Anak-Sanamun (w/ Magnoguard Staff), The Scorpion King, Rick O'Connell (w/ blue lightsaber), Evie O'Connell (w/ a crossbow), Ninja Gaiden, and Sandworm #3b-4b.


The spirit of Obi Wan Kenobi informs his team that he senses intense power amongst their opponents. The spirit leads them to hiding spots throughout the Jundland wastes, that not even the sand people know about. Everyone on the S.P. Squad follow the lead of the spirit. Except Zombie Mothra, who isn't exactly a team player. The Zombie attempts to release it poison dust onto the dunes; but the two sandworms are able to move through the biologica counter-measures and consume Mothra after they leap out of the sand and bring the massive creature down into ground with them. Once underground, the two worms battle each other over the massive meal that is Mothra; but the larger Sandworm 3B comes out on top of the battle. Killing its teammate and territorial rival.

The ghost of old Ben speaks to his team via the full “force powered” Princess Leia, and leads them into a large cavern opening that has been long forgotten by The Tusken Raiders. But Yoda is linked to the fallen Jedi Master as well, and becomes aware of The Pussies plan to set up a homebase and fortify their position. It still does take The Highness Squad much longer to discover the cavern; which gives Leia and her team several hours to prep.

Once the Highness makes their way into the sandy rock-walled base, an immediate and ruthless melee battle ensues. The conflicted spirit of Obi Wan Kenobi vanishes as his former friend Yoda enters the vicinity and causes him conflict within the force. Yoda and Bob Johnson (Jedi Master #40) become locked in a fierce double sword fight with Rivvy Dinari and Marian Ravenwood, while Alexander Luthor gets run through by the mystical sword of Ninja Gaiden. Leia gets locked in fight with Anak-Sanamun, while Imhotep is kept busy by Smokescreen and Rachet. Marvel Man goes crazy on Psycho Pirate, but Jonah Hex puts one between the eyes of Evie O' Connell before she can fire a bolt from her FFL Brand Crossbow. The Scorpion King is locked in a battle of bulging muscles with Blockbuster, but Apollo makes fairly short work of Den. Ghost Rider and Johnny Blaze bust outside of the homebase in an attempt to pick up some speed and then come back for an attack; but once they leave its sanctity, they soon are reminded of why they came in in the first place, as their consistent vibratory motions bring Sandworm #3B back to the surface and die within its gut. Spider-Woman manages to turn Rick O' Connel into a mummy (or at least a dead person). And Walker: Texas Ranger sneaks up on Tunnel Rat before he round-house kicks his head clean off.

The many mini battles continue, but as the dust settles...

Imhotep has swallowed up both Rachet and Smokescreen, which leads him to begin doing battle with Jedi Leia who managed to kick Anak-Sanamun's Magnoguard staff out of her hands before sticking her in the chest with her lightsaber. Blockbuster became neckbuster for a moment when he brought a double punch down hard on the back of The Scorpion King's head; but he is now being double-teamed by both Apollo and Marvel Man, but not before the super-powered duo rips apart Jonah Hex, by each grabbing a half and giving a good yank. Marian ran through good ol' Bob Johnson; but she was then finished off by Yoda who was on a roll after taking out Ginaz sword instructor Rivvy Dinari, despite his exceptional fencing skills. Spider-Woman then got caught between an intense Bromance betwixt Ninja Gaiden and Walker: Texas Ranger. The two realized that martial arts conquers all, (or at least Spider-Woman in this case) and they pour some coffee and begin talking about their exploits and how many hundreds of men they have taken out just by good old-fashioned a** kicking. Blockbuster manages to take out Apollo; but the double-team still ends up being too much for him, as Marvel Man is able to repay both Apollo and The Scorpion King by taking out Blockbuster with a similar neck-breaking attack. It is a very difficult moment for Leia to square off against Yoda in an attempt to bring this match to a conclusion; but..... Wait a second Leia and Yoda never actually meet in the movies do they?.....? Hmmm. Never really thought about that before, I guess it isn't that difficult for them, Yoda won by the way.