“I’m so glad we have the opportunity
to participate in the Universe Bowl,” exclaims an excited Bedtime Bear.
“Me, too,” says an enthusiastic
Friend Bear. “Like my namesake, I sure
want to make a ton of new friends!”
“Maybe if we holds our paws and wish
together, it will happen!” states Wish Bear.
The three Care Bears hold onto each
other’s paws, close their eyes and wish with all their might that they befriend
new people on the battlefield.
***
“You must accomplish this task,”
demands One Above All to the High Evolutionary.
“It is done,” answers High
Evolutionary. “The cloud will achieve
our goal.”
***
As the bears continue to play in the
pansies and daisies, a purple cloud floats through the field in which the
creatures amuse themselves.
“That cloud looks a little scary,”
whimpers Wish Bear.
“Remember Wish, they’re only clouds
and clouds can’t hurt you,” says Bedtime Bear.
“Okay!” says Wish Bear. “I’ll be brave!”
The cloud magically settles over the
area. The bears breathe in the vapors
contained within the fog and suddenly retch.
All bears scream in agony and throw up as they feel their essences being
transformed into something more.
“What the f#ck kinda sh%t was
that?!?!” shouts Friend Bear.
“Shut your punka$$ mouth, or I’m
gonna put a cap in your b#%cha$$,” shrieks Wish Bear.
The bears begin to fight amongst
each other until they exhaust themselves.
They look at one another and laugh.
“Let’s head back,” says Friend
Bear. “They’re going to call us real
soon to the Bowl.”
The trio head back to the compound
and see gas being fueled into the Artrip pimpmobile.
“This b#%cha$$ ride is gonna be mine
and I’m gonna pimp it out,” Friend Bear states.
“You can hold shotgun,” instructs
Friend to Bedtime. “I’m driving and Wish
can push the pedals.”
“Deal,” states Bedtime and Wish in
unison.
“I’m going to beef up the tuneage
with some block rockin’ beats,” exclaims Bedtime Bear.
“And don’t forget to strap,” say
Wish Bear.
The three bears hum along to a Black
Eyed Peas’ song as they commence their tasks.
They smile and anticipate the forthcoming battle.
4 comments:
Uh uh uh..... Wow my heart rate just ramped up like ten fold.
Those crazy bears... Can't keep em down!!
And I just flatlined.
Please tell me this is just the spec script for the new series starting on FX this season called, "3 F&@#in Bears". I need more from these three. My vote for the MVP.
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