Griswold's Nut-busters Vs. The Waiver Wire Squad

Griswold's Nut-busters (Squad #2) are Pepper Potts (w/ rescue armor), Zimm (w/ green lightsaber), Brood Alien #7, Alexandra Dewitt, Dark Side Marauder #7, Droid Fighter Ship #19, Sharkticon #31, Sentinel #13, White Dragon #12, amd Little Goomba #20.

The Waiver Wire Squad is Kree Soldier #7, King Tut, Jedi Master #1A, Jedi Master #2A, Go-bot #1, Go-bot #2, Elmo, Zombie #2, Death Adder Jr. and Ewok Child #1.


Hi everybody, I'm not sure how I got here, but I'm your host for today's match, Pat Benatar!! Remember me, from the 80'?? I was HOTT back then; which basically makes me like 5 beers out, kinda bone-able nowadays. But anyways, these two STELLAR teams have both put up their dukes, now let's get down to it!! As this skirmish begins, White Dragon #12 shows me that love isn't the only battlefield, Gobotron is too, as he makes hell for Ewok Children by eating Ewok Child #1, and then uses its frost breath to take out Zombie #2. Oh, wait the dragon isn't done yet. You Better Run Elmo because the frost breath of that dragon just created the newest Christmas sensation “Shiver Me Elmo”, yeah, that muppet's dead now. Oh well, Suffer the Little Children again. But Death Adder Jr. gets some revenge for his waiver wire homeboys and chops the neck of the white dragon clean off “We Belong” in this league screams Death Adder's son from the beginner version of Golden Axe. King Tut takes his Precious Time squashing Little Goomba #20, While the two Go-bots take advantage of their home field by surprise attacking the All Fired Up Sharkticon and Sentinel and destroying their sparks. Alexandra Dewitt and The Droid Fighter Ship make an elusive run like Shadows of the Night to Live for Love by killing the two Go-bots (okay, I admit it, that one made no sense whatsoever). Pepper Potts flies in with her armor and blasts the Too Long a (Kree) Soldier (#7) to pieces. The Brood Alien, then eats King Tut and dies of over-eating stomach expansion... What a Heartbreaker. The two Jedi Masters kill the dark side marauder and then get ready to make their final stand; but are destroyed by the trio of DeWitt, Potts, and Zimm with his lightsaber. The last member of the waiver wire team, Death Adder Jr. blasts Zimm with his goofy balled up magic; but then Alexandra DeWitt uses her ring to channel the piece of s**t that is this match into an actual ball of feces which lands directly on the head of the 6' 6” Axe Wielder. The loser of this match is YOU for reading this entire flaming turd, and the winner is...