TEAM Vs. The Royal Highness

TEAM is (Red Son) Superman, Lando Calrissean, Black Lantern Pete Sosa, Steve Wiebe, and Andrew Laidlaw.

The Royal Highness is The Fantastic Four: Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, The Human Torch, and The Thing, and Blade.


Aww man, Pogo here, back to work after a long off-season. I gotta get to it in about an hour here. I’m just gonna set the ol’ alarm on my phone and rest my eyes while I lay on this here couch in the Watcher’s Lounge. And maybe just doze off for a couple of min…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..[BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP]…………… Ah, crap I guess I should get to it now that it is 10:00; and….. !!CRAP!! Does that say PM? It does say PM, I just slept through my first match of the season. Dammit!! Those guys are gonna be pissed. I mean, the match has got to be over by now………. Oh well……. I guess there is nothing else to do now but flip on the T.V. I bet Sports Center is on, oh yeah here it is…………….


DA-DA-DUH….. DA-DA-DUH….


Oh, Sweet!! Maybe if I just read the ticker at the bottom I can get enough info to find out who won this piece of crap. Hmm: Women’s Basketball, Soccer, PGA, oh okay, here we go FFL Junk. Jeez, do they really need to record all of these stats?? Just show me the final score already so I can send the results over to that A-Hole Joshatu. Oh, that’s weird; Steve Wiebe, Andrew Laidlaw, and The Thing all died during the game. You don’t see that everyday. And Superman and Blade were both ejected, well it is safe to assume that they did some of the killing, or maybe The Thing did some of it, well he must of because that highlight of Superman breaking Thing into four pieces says that it was retaliation for the death of “The King of Galaga”. It looks like The Russian version of Kal El playing at power forward was the best single player in the game, at least offensively with 42 points, 11 rebounds, 2 assists, 10 blocks, 7 steals, 6 fouls, and 2 technical fouls. Human Torch and Invisible Woman were the weak links in the Fantastic Four; but it looks like Mr. Fantastic and The Thing more than made up for it. Invisible Woman got 2 points, 0 rebounds, 3 blocks, and 0 assists, but she did make herself useful with 13 steals no fouls for her either. Human Torch got 13 points, 5 boards, 7 blocks (but was called for goal-tending 3 times), 2 steals, and 6 assists. 3 fouls for Jonny, 2 of them flagrant for catching people on fire. Mr. Fantastic led the game with rebounds, getting 21 by himself. He added to that fantastic number with a triple double including 26 points, 7 steals, 10 assists, and 12 blocks. Reed was a good sport with only 1 foul on the night. The Thing was the point leader for The Highness with 29 (25 in the paint), as well as 11 boards, 6 assists, no blocks or steals. 5 fouls, 1 technical. Reed played Center, his wife at point guard and her brother with her in the back court as shooting guard. The Thing naturally was at power forward. The Black Lantern version of Pete Sosa was the best basketball mind on the court and led the TEAM at point guard, with Lando helping him out in the back court. Pete’s black lantern powers helped him regain his dunking ability from his high school and college days. Pete threw down 22 points, 4 rebounds, 2 steals, 16 assists, and 3 blocks. Lando shot 4 for 7 from behind the 3 point line and finished with 16 points, 1 rebound, 1 steal, no blocks or fouls (what a gentleman) and 7 assists. Steve Wiebe helped out with 2 three pointers and 9 points total. He also got 2 boards, 8 assists, a steal, 2 fouls, but no blocks. Laidlaw got 3 points as well (all from the free throw line). No steals or blocks, but he did get 1 rebound and 7 assists. 4 fouls from the tall small forward as well. To wrap up the Highness’ squad Blade showed off his perimeter game with 21 points. Also 5 boards, 11 assists, 3 steals, a block, 5 fouls and 2 technical fouls.

Damn, I’m thirsty. I’m gonna run to the fridge for a cold one………

Alright now where were we?? Okay and the final score was….. Ahh crap tennis highlights. I must have missed it.

I’m gonna have to watch the whole ticker again aren’t I….. CRAP!!!!