Spoiler Sport Week 4

Hello everyone, Cotton McKnight here. Welcome to Spoiler Sport. Here on The Ocho! Week 4's Outer Rim gave some space to the winning teams, while the others had to look into the soul-crushing void of losing.

We start in the Lee Conference, where the Kitties versus Tentacle Warriors match had an insightful look into Dr. Impossible's first start. He shared his perspectives on being benched, as well as the tribulations of an ownership change. Taking out Primus is quite the task, and taking out 33 of your teammates at the same time would seem Impossible... but not for the good Doctor! The Kitties have broken Mitchy's streak, but we here at Spoiler Sport have a good feeling about the Warriors in Week 5!

In the Turrible Decisions/TEAM battle, a "stream of conciousness" lead to Leader-1 doing the Go-Bots proud, but he is ultimately destroyed along with TEAM's hope. The Decisions are on the way back up, while TEAM seems to have garnered a few vocal critics!

The Fighting Murderflies murder Team Sleeping Pussy, with Ego The Living Planet leading the way! We ask for a moment of silence for Year One Draftee Ewok #40. Rest in peace lil buddy. .......

It seems Vampire Hal Jordan's temporary power upgrade is the only good to come from the thus far disasterous draft pick, The Nut-Busters' ship Event Horizon. Even the enhanced vampire was not enough to stop The Highness from getting their first win on their home turf, Mogo.

The slumpbusters continue over in The Lucas Conference, as The Grindhouse stops The Slave's Samurai Josh's world domination/ stock market manipulation scheme, en route to securing their first victory for the season! Who knew Yellow Lantern's meticulous coupon cutting and forgotten spare change would come in handy? YL Becks knew. That's who.

Speaking of Beckerman, B-3 defeats The Empire, thanks to Obivion, General Zod, and the old "No air in space" clause. B-3 marches on, and a reeling Empire looks to right the ship.

The Midget's/ Rabblerousers match was the place to be to see various Lantern Corps facing off, cosmic entities duking it out, and finally, Transformers getting scrapped! The specialized Midgets took down The Rabblerousers in all sectors of space!

Finally, a truly epic battle occurred between The Horsemen and The Comanndos!!! A mere recap cannot do justice to this masterful tale! Luckily, this is the kind of thing FFL On Demand was made for! Order your subsciption now!

Meanwhile, Pepper Brooks is always on demand for a report on Graveyard Points! Pepper!

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Thanks Pep! I learn something new from you everyday! In Week 5, The FFL returns to the dreaded Playoff Planet, where new rivalries are made, and old wounds are reopened. Some teams will execute amazing plays, but unfortunately, there are also those that get offed in this intense week! Stay tuned to The Ocho, as we come to you LIVE from Belgium for the Bossaball Invitational! For The Ocho, I'm Cotton McKnight. Thank you, and goodnight.