Season Seven: Week Seven: Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy

Layanderlet and Team Sleeping Pussy Put on a Show in Battle for Division Lead.

                         

Associated Press

TROY -- Team Sleeping Pussy and Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family are tied with Turruble Decisions in the Frank Herbert Division. Playing each other is one way to change that up.

The Green Goblin got things going early with a fireworks display (via his pumpkin bombs) that is usually reserved for a post match celebration. The colorful display knocked off Toro and Helen of Troy, much to the delight of Menalaus.

"I should have been upset," Menalaus said. "I mean, everyone knows what our history is with this place but I think instead of it throwing us into chaos, it actually helped us concentrate. God knows what that woman can do to a man."

Given a jolt of inspiration, Team Sleeping Pussy went on the offensive early, killing Teddy Boy, Wario and Peeta Mellark, Peacemaker alone doing the dirty work. Heavy forced his way into a skirmish that evened the playing field when he lit up Speed Buggy, Tinker, Mark and Debbie with two strategically placed missile shots into their general direction. Jacob Black and Jared Cameron followed suit as they attacked and easily killed Motaro.

Wildcat and Catman added a much needed bite as they mutilated Feral, Manic and Sonja the Hedgehog, The Lone Wolf showed Judge Dredd who the law truly was with a well place shot directly through his helmet, proving that the Wolf's armor piercing bullets are the only thing more dangerous then the man himself. The ensuing battle also saw the demise of Jacob Black and Jared Cameron due to the stubborn grace of the two felines.

The Weaponers of Qward managed to take out Batgirl, but only WOQ #5 survived. Given, she had the help of Sith Lord #2 and Man-Bat by her side. A valiant effort indeed, though losing their lives in the process did not make the battle any easier for the Layanderlett's. Helping that out was the Green Goblin once again, who still managed to pull a couple more tricks out, finishing off Wildcat and Catman from up above. Halloween doesn't always favor the cats I suppose, as they were blown to smithereens by the Goblins blasts.

Peacemaker finally took out the Goblin, but soon enough he met his maker with one more beautifully placed missile blast that took the vigilante out for good. The Lone Wolf also impressed one more time with what seemed like a dumb luck shot, knocking off Kid Flash. The Wolf then proceeded to get run over by Thomas Wayne and Catgirl in the land speeder, proving that even the wolf can't outrun them all.

With only their manager left all seemed to be lost for Team Sleeping Pussy, but then again, never count a good Pussy out.

"A win is a win," Sleeping Pussy manager Alexander Luthor said. "People say you win ugly. I don't buy that. A win is a win. I told my team, playing great and losing, that doesn't get you to the playoffs. We got one step closer tonight. That's all that counts."

Luthor, the lone survivor in the match had to take on Thomas Wayne, Catgirl, Harlequin and Heavy all by himself. Wayne went to the center of the fight and personally killed Agamemnon and Menalaus, and when he began walking back to Luthor, the Sleeping Pussy manager had had enough of that.

"I told him that I may only be a manager, but that doesn't mean I can't handle myself on the field," Luthor said. "I said he had gotten lucky with Aggy and Menalaus and though they were strong, he was only a man."

Luthor then made his bid for number one star of the week after single handedly taking on all four of them simultaneously. He allowed only one blast to get through to him, burning him badly on the left shoulder, the shot coming from Heavy's blaster. The burn did not slow him enough though, as he scorched the remaining members of Layanderlett's with a manipulated energy blast that ended the match in a blaze of glory.

"Overall, today's match was one for us to learn from," Wayne said after the fight. "I was able to command both sides of the battle field, which worked out great until the very end."

Alexander Luthor escaped a four on one and elevated his team to the position of possibly holding first place all by themselves.

"Out of the gate, it was a tough match but we stuck together and coach got us through it. A lot to take from this one." said Peacemaker.

A lot to take indeed, perhaps one more step leading them back into the playoffs.

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