The other night, Nick, Adam, and I spent quite a bit of time on the super important issue of: If The FFL were Big Ten College Football, who would everybody be?? I felt that this important revelation needed to be posted here, for all to see. We also discussed who everybody would be in Major League Baseball, but Nick recorded that one, so I'll let him post that one later. Here are the perfect, argue proof results that we came up with:
The Horsemen=Ohio State
The Midgets=Minnesota
B-3=Penn State
Grindhouse=Illinois
The Empire=Nebraska
Slaves=Notre Dame
Commandos=Wisconsin
Real Men=Indiana
TEAM=Michigan
Mitchy's=Rutgers
The Murderflies=Northwestern
Nut-busters=Maryland
Sleeping Pussies=MSU
Barkley's=USC
Super Kitties=Iowa
Highness=Purdue
I hope you all retain even a fraction of the enjoyment out of this that we did. Feel free to comment on the awesomeness of this post in the regular comment section.
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At first, I assumed Becks would be Notre Dame. But Brony Becks convinced me that Penn State was probably more appropriate.
Yeah, he's luring in the kids with his Backyardigans, plus he's like a 100 like Joe-Pa. That was our reasoning. Also, his team was supposed to be totally destroyed after he gave himself the death penalty but he still seems to be winning.
You were Notre Dame, because of your secondary rivalries with everybody. Plus The Slaves are always in the running, but they always have yet to win a championship.
Nothing like waking up, going on the blog and recognizing that people whom you once identified as friends are likening you to a pedaphile-infested university. Thanks guys!
Blame Pablo you Sicko!! Just kidding Becks, go have a Rolling Rock and relax.
At least you didn't get matches with the worst school in the history of college athletics.
F'n Buckeyes.
They win though. And everyone says they hate them but secretly wish they were as good as them.
Oh I didn't say it didn't make complete sense. Just a hard pill to swallow, being O$U. TEAM is very much Michigan. Still clinging on to victories that happened LONG AGO.
Boilermakers represent!
Yeah, you gotta love Purdue. That is who I was pushing for The Midgets to be, but The Highness was more deserving and The Midgets were Golden Gopher like.
More deserving due to the record or the name? Ha! I think a list comparing teams to the big 4 pro sports could be cool.
Oh, I assure you there are more lists on the way. And yes, The Boilermaker name definitely played a part in the choosing of you. As did MSU's party reputation for The Sleeping Pussies.
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