Consolation Round 3: The Empire vs. Team Sleeping Pussy

The Empire is: Watchdogs #5-8

Team Sleeping Pussy is: Vanisher


The Empire's Watchdogs arrived at Donkey Kong's pie level on a mission. They had word that some immoral activity was underway at the pastry factory; Apes behaving inappropriately toward women, women dressing provocatively, and perhaps worst of all the delicious desserts being put to waste in the commotion. As they scaled the conveyor belts, they came across an absurdly costumed man walking casually along the belt and eating from the oncoming pies. "Thief! Those pies are the property of Entenmann's, a subsidiary of Bimbo Bakeries USA!" Shooting first and asking questions later, Watchdog #5 fired his shotgun, but Vanisher had vanished. He heard a crack and turned to see #7 carried away by conveyor with a broken neck. "Stealing pies AND murder? Show yourself and accept corporal punishment immediately!" Vanisher obliged and appeared between #6 and #8, pushing them from the sides of the platform before disappearing again. "Only God should have the power to be anywhere at once!" #5 began firing wildly around him hoping to hit his unseen enemy. Vanisher appeared behind him, grabbed him by the arms and pointed the shotgun at the Watchdog holding it. "Wait, please! We were just here to murder an endangered Giant Cartoon Ape for lewd misconduct!" he cried. Vanisher raised the barrel away. "Oh, you just wanted to see the ape? Why didn't you say so?" Again he grabbed #5 and the teleported to the top of the level where he shoved #5 into the raging Donkey Kong. "Happy to help!"