King of Consolation: B3 vs Nutbusters.

Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyatches are: Triple H w/red lightsaber, The Rock w/ blue lightsaber and Dr Evil w/ indigo lantern ring.

Griswold's Nut-Busters are: Age of Apocalypse Nightcrawler, ICP (Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J), Marlon Brando, and Ewok Child #1


The Nut-Busters arrive in the trap door level of Donkey Kong Country and lay their eyes on their prize- Admiral Ackbar's 2 seater B-Wing.

Suddenly, Ackbar's security system begins to blare

"IT'S A TRAP" *SIREN NOISE* "IT'S A TRAP" *SIREN NOISE* "IT'S A TRAP"

"Yo. Yoyoyo. That sh*t is MAD annoying" yells Shaggy 2 Dope

"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THAT WACA** ALARM" screams Violent J

Suddenly Violent J is decapitated in a red flash and a blue lightsaber explodes through Shaggy's chest the other Nut-Busters whirl around and see Triple H and The Rock standing before them. Triple H clicks a button and the sound "beep boop" silences the alarm.

"They said that alarm is annoying and that this was a trap" smirks Triple H.

The Nut-Busters rush forward when one of the trap doors opens beneath their feet sending them plummeting to their deaths.

"Well that was easy" says the Rock

"Yeah, a little TOO easy" replies The Game.

BAMF AoA Nightcrawler appears in fromt of them.

"Ello, and En Garde" he says as he takes a sword fighting stance.

"The Rock's got this one." says Dwayne Johnson as Triple H motions for him to go ahead

They began to duel. Nightcrawler avoids all of the People's Champ's death blows by teleportation, but his code of honor will not let him attack his opponent from behind. He finally gains the advantage, and stabs The Rock through the chest.

Unfortunately, Triple H doesn't share the same honorable code and immediately  hits Nightcrawler from behind as the Rock dies, lacerating his tendon and rendering him unable to walk.

"Valiant effort, but if there's one thing a Beckman is good at, it's costing someone from Apocalypse a championship. He goes to finish off Nightcrawler when there's a shimmer of orange light and a loud explosion.

Superman appears in front of him.

Superman, seeing the scene playing out in front of him rushes forward and snaps the dazed Triple H's neck before he can strike.

"What was that for?" asks Nightcrawler as he struggles to his feet.

"I don't have much time" says Superman "I have to get back to my match against the Commandos but before I go I need you to tell me everything you can about the Phoenix Force. It's a matter of life and..."

before he can finish his sentence or get the information that just might save his life, Superman disappears into the timestream again, not knowing if he'll return to his original match or at another random time.

Nightcrawler reaches his feet and begins to laugh through the pain.

"We did it. We DID IT!! We're the Kings of..."

His head explodes in a flash of indigo light.

Dr Evil raises his pinky to his lips and says

"Nok."