TEAM Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy
TEAM was Indigo Lantern #2 (utility), Yellow Lantern #3-4 (relief pitchers), Heishiro Mitsurugi (catcher), Fred Baker (w/ Orb of Light) (batboy), Mr. Miyagi (w/ Shining Force Katana) (Player/Manager), Blood Eagle (1st), Jedi Master #32A, 16B, 38B-40B, and #8 (left, 2nd, short, 3rd, right), Jedi Councilman #2 (starting pitcher), Nova Corps Nathan Storey (pinch hitter), and Failed Jedi Bran (mascot).
Team Sleeping Pussy was Bullseye (w/ a red lightsaber) (starting pitcher), Ash (w/ mandalorian armor) (catcher), War Skrull #35 (1st), Wildcat (2nd), Blink (short), Bill the Butcher (w/ a blue lightsaber) (3rd), Jubilee (right), Hanover Fiste (center), Toro (left), Sam Malone (middle relief), Captain Boomerang (closer), Blockbuster (DH), Captain Guts (utility infield), Western Ghost Rider (utility outfield), and Quicksilver (pinch hitter).
In an unanimous vote of 6 to 0:
TEAM SLEEPING PUSSY IS VICTORIOUS!!
The entire TEAM squad was executed quickly by the merciful Watchers after their losing performance.
Bill the Butcher was killed during the course of the game after starting a fight with the two yellow lanterns.
Bullseys, Ash, War Skrull #35, Wildcat, Blink, Jubilee, Hanover Fiste, Toro, Sam Malone (w/ an MVP Performance), Captain Boomerang, Blockbuster, Captain Guts, Western Ghost Rider, and Quicksilver all survived to celebrate their victory where everybody knew their names.
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I don't see too many people debating this one. Fred's pitching staff alone was awesome. Four of his characters were 9 deathers too (and for the sake of this year, by 9, I mean 8 or 9).
Wow. That's a killer pitching line up Fred! Way to knock "team" on their asses.
The Team trophy goes to the Pussies!
Upon further review Team Sleeping Pussy was found to have repeatedly violated the newly implemented pitching clock. This hereby invalidates their victory.
-MLB Rule Committee
I remember back in the day when I did steroids with every member of Team SP. You can read more about it in my upcoming book.
-Jose
Steroids are not prohibited here in The Fantasy Fantasy League..... In fact they are encouraged _____(insert All Jug Olympics reference here).
Nice job TEAM Sleeping Pussy!
Thanks everyone. I don't know much about baseball but I knew that some of my characters have great pitching potential.
He Who Sleeps
Great team Fred, always nice to start out 1-0.
Ah Ed, that team was...it was something.
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