George Washington’s Slaves are Solomon Grundy w/Red Lantern Ring, Cole, G'Nark, Wildebeest, Green Arrow (Connor Hawk), Speedy (Mia Deardon), Loki, Wolverine, Spider-Man, Madison "Box" Jefferies, Xorn (Kuan-Yin), Sago Milius, Jabba The Hutt, Moltenadon, Protecabots: Hot Spot "Protectimus Prime" w/Autobot Matrix of Leadership, First Aid, Grooves, Blades, & Streetwise, Order of the Phoenix: James Potter, Lilly Potter, Edgar Bones, Remus Lupin, Caradoc Dearborn, Elphias Doge, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Marlene McKinnon, Emmeline Vance, & Mad Eye Moony, Glavoid, The Three Musketeers: Athos, Porthos w/Green Hockey Stick Lightsaber , Aremis w/Green Lightsaber, & D'Artagian w/Green Lightsaber, Kaz the Minotaur, Fox, Banana Man, Pet Crow, Billy the Butcher, Mother's Milk, The Frenchman, The Female (of the species), Wee Hughie, Terror, Ben Linus, Buzz-Saw, Brock Lesnar, Timmell w/Darth Nihilus's Lightsaber, Cave Dump, Starship Trooper #19-24, Sand Trooper Officer #1, Battle Droid #100, Avian #2, Ancient Sith Lord #8-14, and Scout Trooper #1-10.
John and Vader’s House of Sith AIDS are Sandworm#10, Sandworm#2A, Parademon#1-10,
Jedi Lightsaber Scientist#3-5, Force Adept #1 w/Laser Sword , Force Adept #2 w/Laser Gun, Force Adept #3 w/Star Wand, Force Adept #4 w/Pokeball, Predator #49, Terminator #39, Xenomorph #53, 97-100, Eagle #1-7, Black Dragon #1-2, Green Dragon#19 - 21, The Screen Trax Robot, Reaper #7-8,
Velociraptor #5-7, Uruk Hai #15-19, and Horse #27-36.
“…..State Farm is there!”
VVVVWWOOOMMMMPPPP.
The Delta Force team led by Major “Dutch” Schaefer is teleported to the scorched earth that was once the Playoff Planet. There is still a smoldering haze in the air. They collectively scan the area for their opponents.
“Jesus, look at this place. It’s a wasteland,” comments Poncho.
“Doesn’t matter,” replies Dillon. “Keep moving soldier.”
“Don’t matter ta me. Just find me some scum to put in the ground,” retorts Blain Cooper as he spits a stream of thick gooey tobacco juice from his mouth. “Ol Painless here is itching to get to work,” he says as he pets his M134 Minigun.
A team of Scout Troopers begin firing on the Delta Force squad. The crew scatters behind some rubble. They then quickly find themselves surrounded by the Scout Troopers as well as a squadron of Mobile Infantry soldiers from the realm of Starship Troopers.
“Aw the hell with this,” Blain says as he steps out into the open and unleashes “Ol Painless” on his attackers.
The rest of the team work in unison with incredible tactical accuracy and mow down all sixteen of their assailants.
“Hold your fire!” shouts Dutch. “Ammo check.”
“Hang on, one’s getting away,” shouts Dillon.
“I got him,” says Rick Hawkins as he lines up his shot and picks off the lone Sandtrooper Officer that was trying escape.
“Alright, let’s move.” Orders Dutch as they head towards what was once the city.
“….Neighbor, State Farm is there”
VVVVWWOOOMMMMPPPP.
“What the hell are you guys doing?!?! You aren’t in this battle!” shouts the State Farm Agent.
“What are you talking about?! We’re already making some headway for our team!” argues Dutch.
“Doesn’t matter Dutch. Our GM didn’t start you guys. Now get back to the locker room so our team can finish what you started!” orders the State Farm Agent.
“Well ain’t this some shit,” grumbles Blain Cooper.
The Delta Force squad is teleported back to their locker room while the lineup that the General Manager of the Sith House of AIDS started arrives on the Playoff Planet.
“Heh, buncha commons. Well this will be quick,” says Wolverine as the rest of the George Washington’s Slaves show up.
In what can only be described as a hurricane of blood and savagery, the Slaves quickly and viciously dispatch every last common that was sent their way. While the Sandworms were able to devour the Ancient Sith Lords, Avian #2 and the lone Battle Droid from the Slaves, even they could not fend off the ferocious attack from the rest of the Slaves.
Once the dust has settled, the Slaves do find amongst the carnage one more of their own that has fallen in combat. Timmell no longer will be able to fill their locker room with glorious song.
*Watcher’s Note: This is what happens when you send your team in late and I have put together a much better line up for you AND had already begun writing it, but instead, you send me a line up LATE, comprised completely of commons and reeks of pussing out.*
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GEORGE WASHIGTON'S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!
Aids: All dead.
Slaves: Only Timmell, Starship Troopers #19-24, Battle Droid #100, Avian #2, Sandtrooper Officer #1, and Scout a Troopers #1-10 died.
Slaves Beatdown!
Also, RIP Timmell. Another year one Slave draft pick heads to the graveyard.
Alrighty then Batman.
WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!!! BAH GOD, THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY!!!
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