Week 4: Be Gentle v Barkley

Be Gentle, It's My First Time (say sike): Dr. Fate, Zeus and Hera, Dr. Strange and Wong, Black Adam with a Yellow Lantern Ring, Zombie Superman, Zilla, King Ghidorah, Nazgul 6 on its Fell Beast, 4 Cave Trolls, 5 Warg Riders and 5 Wargs, Goku w/ Green Lantern Ring, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, Tien Shinhan, Yamcha, Chiaotzu, Yajirobe, Bulma, Thengal, 14 Dwarves

Barkley's Turrible Decisions: Balrog 1-5, Treebeard, Ents  1-3, Entwives 1-2, Tom Bombadil, Smaug, Stryke, Haskeer, Colia, Jup, Alfray, and Maniorcs 1-10, Nazgul 5 on its Fell Beast, Dragons 1-3, Nurgle the Plaguelord, Skeletor, Nightcrawler, Neo-Cymeks 1-10, Krayt Dragon 1-5, Usagi Yojimbo and Jotaro, Fortress Maximus, his Head, and His Head's Head, Boba Fett, Mace Windu, Robo Barkley, Khal Drogo, Saint Walker w/ Green Lantern Ring, Blanka

The Nazgul meet in the sky, both on their Fell Beast. Never would they have expected to be facing off against each other. But with brutal efficiency both execute the same attack at the same time, striking each other in a way that they are severed from the power of the rings and they both perish. The Fell Beast both attack each other at the neck and they fall from the sky, both dying.

The dark forces of Mordor sense the presence of Nurgle, who is oozing disease into the surrounding area. He is quickly confronted by the Warg Brigade, Trolls, and Dwarves seeking to end the spread of his plague. Some of the dwarves come into contact with infect fauna and begin to feel ill. In mere minutes some of the dwarves fall victim to the disease, Knowing they will likely meet a similar fate the rest of the Dwarves begin an attack on Nurgle. The 4 Cave Trolls set up a ranged attack and manage to strike the monster with large boulders, but they wipe out the surrounding dwarves. Looking to a nearby valley the Wargs and Trolls see Zilla and King Ghidora preparing to face off against Fortress Maximus (Along with his Head and his Heads Head), Smaug and Dragons 1-3. Eager to help their allies they set out. Meanwhile, the Kaiju face off against the Robot and Dragons. The Kaiju both open up with large energy attacks, the King with electronic blast and Zilla with his fire breath. Dragon 3 gets absolutely obliterated by the attack, but the others manage to survive with minor injuries. Quickly responding Fortress Maximus Slices one of Ghidorah's heads clean off, but is met with attacks from the other two. Zilla looking to back up Ghidorah aims to strike the enormous bot, but he is met with a wall of flames as Smaug hits him with concentrated fire but to little effect. Then from the sides Dragons 1 and 2 strike Zilla. But Zilla enjoys a challenge and fights back the two dragons. With no help from Zilla, Ghidorah loses a second head to Fortress Maximus' Sword. The Final head begins to charge up a large lighting blast, but striking at his neck, the blast loses all direction and detonates, destroying the Kaijus body and severely disabling Fortress and his Heads. Zilla seeing the bot disabled goes to strike when Smaug attacks the mutated lizard with another blast of flames, but this time he answers back. Overpowering Smaug with the flames, scorching his mouth, he is forced to retreat. Zilla seeing this as an opportune time approaches the still scrambled Fortress Maximus. Melting the bot with his fire, the ground below the Kaiju crumbles as Krayt Dragons 1-5 erupts from the Earth, catching Zilla off his guard. Then Smaug and the two dragons fly in from above and they all begin eating away at Zilla. In the carnage Smaug and Krayt Dragons 1-2 suffer enough wounds to fall after the battle is won. Upon arriving to help their Kaiju friends, the wargs, their riders, and the trolls are able to kill the wounded 2 dragons, before they remaining Krayt Dragons finish them off. 

Dr. Strange and Wong find themselves drawn to a small forest. They find an older looking man picking flowers. With Curiosity they ask the man his name, "Tom Bombadil" he replies, "Though I know who you are and why you are here." Strange and Wong bewildered by the strange man, begin to fear that they might be out of their element. Choosing to attack first, Strange begins sending blasts of energy at Tom, though they seem to have little effect on the man. Breaking out into song Strange and Wong begin to fear what they have gotten themselves into. The trees in the forest, responding to the song, begin to grab at the wizards. Wong is quickly caught up in some roots and is swallowed whole. Strange, floating, is able to keep himself mobile enough to not be sucked in. But Tom was just beginning his song and attacks began to increase, and soon the poor doctor found himself struck with a stick through his chest, falling from the air. But shortly after the death of Dr. Strange, Dr. Fate approached Tom. Sensing his great power, but the great need for a preliminary message of wisdom, he quickly attacked the man. In a weird sense of irony, Dr. Fate crushed crazy Bombadil with the same tree that sucked up Wong. 

Thengal finds himself in the presence of two things he never would have expected to see, a Brazilian Electric Monkey Man and An African American Cyborg. Sword in hand he swings at his opponents, Blanka quickly counter attacks the King of Rohan, he is struck down. But as he draws his sword from Blanka's corpse, Robo Barkley dunks his head into a nearby rock, killing him on impact. 

The Z Fighters all arrive at the battle. Stryke, Haskeer, Colia, Jup, Alfray, and Maniorcs 1-10 stand opposite, along with Usagi Yojimbo, Jotaro, Boba Fett, and Mace Windu. Tien Shinhan, Yajirobe, Bulma are quickly cut down as Boba Fett fires a wrist rocket following it up with a flame attack. But in retaliation, Gohan and Krillin kill the bounty hunter. Mace Windu pulls Krillin close enough that the orcs are able to cut him down, but Gohan, Yamcha, and Chiaotzu cut down the Maniorcs. The final orcs get in formation and are able to kill Chiaotzu and wound Yamcha before dying. Jotaro swings in to finish off the wounded Yamcha, and Piccolo now moves into to strike him, but Usagi jumps in to protect his friend and slices the Namekian in two with his lightsaber. Goku and Gohan strike the two rabbits. But Windu follows up quickly slicing Gohan and continuing to overpower Goku, But the Jedi tires quickly compared to the Sayin, and due to his nature Goku does not feed Mace any energy. Goku finishes off the Jedi Master with a Kamehameha. 

Zeus and Hera (in a human form) standoff against Treebeard, Ents 1-3, Entwives 1-2, and Skeletor. Skeletor uses dark magic to kill Hera but is struck with a bolt of lightning and killed. In an attack on God, Treebeard and the Ents attack fearlessly to defend their world. All of the Ents and Entwives were struck down with lightning in battle before treebeard picks up the god and crushes him, killing him.

Black Adam and Goku meet up, with Zombie Superman and Dr. Fate on their way. Zombie Superman is cut off by the group of Balrogs. Drawing power from Mordor they attack hard and chip away at the Zombified Hero, but with his laser vision, he is able to slice Balrogs 4-5 to bits. With one final attack, Zombie Superman is burned to ashes. Treebeard, Saint Walker, Balrogs 1-3, Robo Barkley, Khal Drogo, Krayt Dragons 3-5, Nightcrawler, and Neo-Cymeks 1-10 go to attack Black Adam and Goku before Dr. Fate can arrive. Barkley wins the fight but they lose Saint Walker, Khal Drogo, Robo Barkley, Krayt Dragons 3-5, and Neo-Cymeks 1-10. Treebeard, Balrogs 1-3, Nightcrawler, tired from a fierce day of battle, are left to fight the relatively fresh Dr. Fate. Dr. Fate quickly dispatches Nightcrawler, but Dr. Fate comes under the heavy attacks of the Balrogs. Much stronger than he anticipated, the balrogs put Dr. Fate on the defensive. Treebeard begins to swing on the mystical being as well. Dr. Fate manages to destroy Treebeard, but one of the Balrogs wips Dr. Fates helmet off his head, rendering him severely weakened and he is quickly killed by the three Balrogs.

Balrogs 1-3 of Barkley's Turrible Decisions remain the only survivors, retreating into the depths to restore energy.