The Striders of Rohan Vs. Affirmative Action Popeye's

The Striders of Rohan are Kyle's Homeboy Frank's Dad, Batman & Robin (Dick Grayson & Damien Wayne), & Fedayeen #3-4.

Affirmative Action Popeye's is Kyle's Homeboy Frank, Bebop, Rocksteady, The Macho Man (w/ a Power Ring), Slash, Tigger, Sentinel #1, Predator #1, & Predator #12.


A lot is on the line here; so let's jump right into this one. The Predators comes out all predatory and take out the two Fedayeen; but Batman and Robin know this tower inside and out and are able to sneak up on the sneakiest of sneakers and kick both the Predators off the tower to their doom. Batman and Robin then prove Alex on draft day right about how good they would be in this setting by taking out Bebop and Rocksteady almost as fast as I do in the TMNT NES Game. Kyle's Homeboy Frank's Dad had an explosive set on the Sentinel before Kyle and Ethan even got their lazy butts out of bed this morning that blows the machine to bits, and as an after thought pulls out his Glock and puts a well placed shot right between the eyes of Slash. Robin takes a bit too much pleasure in kicking Tigger off the roof; but in a surprise play; The Macho Man goes all roid-rage-power-ring-boost-spell-#wherestheloveforrandysavage and double clotheslines Batman and Robin off the roof, falling down with them and joining them in death.

Kyle's Homeboy Frank slowly picks up a birdarang and Predator claw from the ground, while Kyle's Homeboy Frank's Dad picks up a batarang and crysknife. “We knew it would come to this Pops” says Kyle's Homeboy Frank.

“Truly a shame. Must suck to know you are the second best man in a deathmatch” says Kyle's Homeboy Frank's Dad in retort.

“We'll see about that Old Man” proclaims Kyle's Homeboy Frank as he lunges at his Father, weapons drawn.

A well placed spinkick from Kyle's Homeboy Frank finds itself blocked as Kyle's Homeboy Frank Dad's apprentice turned enemy is thrown to the ground by Kyle's Homeboy Frank's Dad himself. “Good move; but you lack proper balance to maintain it against a superior opponent” Kyle's Homeboy Frank's Dad says to Kyle's Homeboy Frank.

Kyle's Homeboy Frank's Dad tosses his Batarang at Kyle's Homeboy Frank; but Kyle's Homeboy Frank accomplishes a wicked dodge of the projectile.

“Bet you can't match those moves at your age”. Kyle's Homeboy Frank proclaims arrogantly at the expense of Kyle's Homeboy Frank's Dad.

“You may move like a cat Kyle' Homeboy Frank, but you don't have nine lives. And it looks like I am about to be forced to prove it” says Kyle's Homeboy Franks's Dad.

“That's right Pops, we only get five lives here” Kyle's Homeboy Frank says to break the 4th Wall and give me, the writer a lazy opportunity to finish the match.

With these words still on the lips of Kyle's Homeboy Frank, he rushes at his father proclaiming that this life will be the one that proves who the best man on this Tower is. Kyle's Homeboy Frank flings his birdarang while simultaneously executing his spinkick in a totally perfect fashion. Kyle's Homeboy Frank's Dad feels the air move past his face as he dodges the kick with less than a centimeter to spare. Kyle's Homeboy Frank's Dad then grabs the leg of Kyle's Homeboy Frank and flings him off the top of the Tower as he says: “Maybe next time kid....... Maybe next time”.