Sunday, May 10, 2020

Week 9: Dino-Mites vs. Ahsoka's Assassins

Dino-Mites: Emperor Joker and Larry Koopa w/ Ice Flower

Ahsoka Tano’s Acrobatic Assassins: The Doom Patrol: The Chief, Mento, Elasti-Girl, Robot Man, Negative Man and Beast Boy (4 deaths)

Emperor Joker and Larry Koopa are on top of the Teen Titans Tower about to break into the building when they are interrupted by the arrival of The Doom Patrol. The Chief first questions Joker by asking him why he’s trying to break into the Tower. The Joker responds by using his omnipotent powers to blow Elasti-Girl, Mento, Robot Man and Negative Man into a million pieces and then proceeds to do the same to Larry Koopa because he thought it was funny. He laughs hysterically and then says “I’m breaking into the tower to kidnap Batman’s Boy Wonder Robin, I want to use him as bait so I can finally kill Batsy.” 

The Chief then realizes that even with all of The Joker’s omnipotent powers he still spends his time trying to spite the Dark Knight. The Chief then recognizes that The Joker can not exist without Batman. The Chief uses his genius intellect to describe to Joker that a world without Batman would cause a huge amount of crime around Gotham which at first The Joker likes but then he realizes that if there’s a world without Batman then there’s a world without Joker and that he would return to being sane. This causes The Joker to be frightened and surrender his omnipotent powers because he understands that he can not live in a world without his greatest adversary. 

All while The Chief and The Joker were having this conversation, Beast Boy turned himself into an ant and snuck himself behind the Crown Prince of Crime. Once Joker surrendered his powers Beast Boy turned himself into a Box Jellyfish and stins him. The Joker realizes that he has just been stung by one of the most venomous creatures in the world and only has a couple of minutes left to live. He pulls out a stack of dynamite from his back pocket to try and kill them all on top of the Teen Titans Tower, but before the dynamite explodes Beast Boy turns himself into a Blue Whale and smothers The Joker. Ultimately sacrificing himself for The Chief.

2 comments:

Striders of Rohan said...

Assassins are victorious!

Assassins: The Chief Survives and Beast Boy dies his last death

Dino-Mites: All dead

Josh the Commish said...

Cool match Kyle!! And congrats to these two teams on a great season. They are the 1 & 2 seed in the A.L.