Week 5 Playoff Planet: Be Gentle It's My Third Time Vs. Crack Danks

Be Gentle It's My Third Time: Hun-gurr, Rippersnapper, Blot, Sinnertwin ,Cutthroat, Cindersaur *All 4 death*, Full Spectrum Kyle Rayner, Black Goku, Cloverfield Monster, White Lantern Kyle Rayner, Zombie Superman, Allosaurus 1-5, Zeus, Zilla, Megalon,Taskmaster w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Punisher w/ Vibranium suit, Plo Koon Green Lantern Ring, Granny Goodness, Bernadeth, Stompa, Gillotina, Mad Harriet, Lashina, Green Goblin, Sandman, Dr. Octopus, Electro, Mysterio w/ Yellow lantern ring, Vulture, Killa, Chuck Norris, Goober fish 1-5

Crack Danks: Black Lantern Kyler Rayner *4 deaths*, Vampire Magneto w/ Orange Lantern Ring, Sasuke, Jugo, Karin, Suigetsu, Venom, Dr.Manhattan, Surtur, Balrog of Moria, Ares, Apollo, Onslaught, Pinhead w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Tormund Giantsbane, Jorah Mormont, Grey Worm w/ Indigo Lantern Ring, The Silverhawks -Quicksilver, Tallyhawk, Lt. Colonel BlueGrass, Steelheart, Rayzor, Steelwill, Stronghold, The Copper Kid, and Mayday, War Machine, Prometheus, Bernie Sanders, Vampire 1-10 *all 4 death*, Jason Voorhies w/Red lantern Ring, The Musketeers -d’Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, Aramis, Bronze Dragon 1, Watchdog 1-3

    

    In the forest Sasuke, Jugo, Karin, Suigetsu, Bronze Dragon 1, Balrog of Moria, and Venom were hunting Allosaurus 1-5, Granny Goodness, Bernadeth, Stompa, Gillotina, Mad Harriet, and Lashina. Due to Karin’s abilities they were able to find them before any of the Gentle’s squad could take notice. In their opening attack Taka was able to take down Bernadeth, Gillotina, and Stompa. The Balrog of Moria and Bronze Dragon 1 fought the 5 Allosaurus who stood little chance on their own. In the confusion though, the Mad Harriet cuts up Bronze Dragon 1’s throat killing the large beast.  Venom, Karin, and Suigetsu fall to Granny Goodness and Lashina, but Sauske and Jugo exploit this and finish them both. The Balrog gets ahold of the Mad Harriet and destroys her with its immense power. 

    

    In the Arctic Black Lantern Kyle Rayner, War Machine, and Jason Voorhies w/Red lantern Ring stood to fight Full Spectrum Kyle Rayner and White Lantern Kyle Rayner. This battle was unbearable as the three Kyle Rayner’s would not stop making quips. These quips enraged Jason so much that his power continued to grow as the fight progressed. Full Spectrum Rayner uses the range of his powers to defeat Black Lantern Rayner and War Machine, but in doing so causes himself to weaken and gives his life to Jason who had become incredibly strong at this time. White Lantern Rayner, having much more experience and control with the power rings, is able to defeat Jason in their battle.

    In the desert The Silverhawks; Quicksilver, Tallyhawk, Lt. Colonel BlueGrass, Steelheart, Rayzor, Steelwill, Stronghold, The Copper Kid, and Mayday, meet their enemies the Sinister Six; Green Goblin, Sandman, Dr. Octopus, Electro, Mysterio w/ Yellow lantern ring, and Vulture. An intense battle took place in which the Silverhawks gave it their all and were able to defeat Vulture, Green Goblin, Doc Oc, and Electro. But due to the intense fighting, so much sand was kicked up into the air that Sandman was able to entrap the remaining Silverhawks and bury them and their mounts deep in the desert, eventually suffocating them.

    In the skies Ares, Apollo, and Prometheus stand to defeat Zeus and Black Goku. Ares and Apollo are eager to defeat their Father and with the power of Prometheus to strengthen them they are able to do so. But Goku takes advantage of this and opens a can of whoop-ass on the gods. After he mixes up Ares and Prometheus, he is defeated by Apollo who puts an arrow through his head. 

    The Musketeers view the outside of a large shopping mall eager for their next adventure, they lead with the Watchdogs, Tormund, and Jorah inside the front door, while the Vampires enter the parking garage. Inside the parking garage the vampires search for signs of life, but little do they know they are already being hunted. The Punisher bursts from the shadows and starts to tear them to shreds. As his suit of vibranium begins to turn crimson, it becomes apparent to the vampires that the end is nigh. On the upper levels, the Crack Danks team hears distant running, but with all the sightlines it becomes difficult to pinpoint where the figure will appear. Suddenly Chuck Norris drops from the upper levels unharmed and combos Jorah, but is put into the ground by Tormund. In the chaos, the running has gotten louder and as Tormund turns to swing on Killa, The drip king power slides under his punch and begins to unload with his RPK. Tormunds unarmored body is no match for the power of 7N39 and he drops. The Musketeers open fire and several shots ricochet off Killa’s helmet and some are absorbed by his armor. The cunning Musketeers and the Watchdogs begin to take fire and run for cover. After a continuous exchange of fire, Killa lies dead on the ground with his armor zeroed, but so do Watchdog 1-3, d’Artagnan, and Porthos. Athos and Aramis loot Killa for his weapons and try to find the vampires. Upon seeing Frank Castle drenched in blood, they open fire, but the vibranium suit mostly protects him. The Punisher proceeds to beat down the Aramis and Athos mag dumps him. But then the server desyncs and even though the Punisher is sure that he killed Athos first, they trade lives, leaving everyone dead.

    The City became the largest battle of the matchup. With three Kaiju in the mix though, there wasn't a city for very long so let's jump into it. Sutur and the Balrog of Moria with the help of Apollo began to fight the Kaiju. Although technically weaker, the Crack Danks squad was able to take incredible amounts of damage in order to distract the beasts while the rest of their squad could fight the smaller forces. Dr. Manhattan wasn't having any of Superman's bullshit today, especially from an abomination like Zombie Superman. Magneto used the terror cons to help his allies fight the Kaiju and in the process they were all eventually destroyed. Sandman used the shattered glass from all the buildings to shred Jugo, and Bernie, who kept going on about the cost of infrastructure that was being destroyed.

    Taskmaster, Mysterio, White Lantern Kyle Rayner, and Plo Koon fight Grey Worm, Pinhead, Magneto and Onslaught, but only Onslaught walks away valuing his own life over all of his allies and using them to do so. Of the Kaiju, only gassed Zilla and Megalon remained, while The Balrog and Surtur finally fell. This made it very easy for Dr. Manhattan, Apollo, and Sauske to finish them off. Sandman did his best against the four remaining Danks, but he was no match for their power and was destroyed. They saw no reason to go and kill the Goober fish, who at this point posed no threat. They do be swimmin doe.