Thursday, April 14, 2022

S13 W4: Be Gentle vs Little People

 Be Gentle it’s My Hundredth Time is: 

The Living Tribunal 

Darkseid with the Anti Life equation

Superboy with a green lantern ring

Elaine belloc

Orion with a green lantern ring 

Eclipso

Perpetua

Kaliback

Ultraman, 

Superwoman

Johnny Quick

Power Ring

OwlMan

Talon

Power girl

Conners Insurgent Class Star Destroyer Captained by Darth vitiate and , Crewed by 19 Forerunners, 

Poe Dameron piloting a z-95 Headhunter


Gender Neutral Little People are: 

Superman (Final death)

White lantern Yoda (w/ Dwarf Ring #5)

Cosmos

Powerglide

Skyfire

Rick (w/ red lightsaber)  & Morty (w/ fire flower)

Sith Decepticon Target Master, & Red Rumble and Blue Frenzy in a 2 Seater Y-Wing.

Alf (F.D.) & Dr. Tony Fauci (w/ Rainbow Pride Lightsaber) in a 2 seater Y-Wing

Darth Maul (w/ orange lantern ring and dark saber) in Stealth X-Wing

Lando Calrissean, Lobot, Nien Numb, Big Benito, Harambe, & Gurney Halleck in The Outlaw

Star Wolf in Josh's A-Wing

Slippy Toad in Arwing

Star Destroyer (w/ Magneto, Soundblaster w/ Decepticon Cassette #1-3, Allicon #2-5)

Deep Space Nine (w/ Black Lantern Green Lantern (FD), Mighty Mouse, Hecate (Dune), Air Zonk w/ Power Dump and Astra, Asajj Ventress)





Yo Jazzy Jeff. Throw me a beat.

 

Now, this is a story all about how

Alf likes to eat furry things that go “meow”.

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sing this tune

I'll tell you how I watched a fight on a place called the Moon.

 

On Krypton, Superman born and raised

Fighting Living Tribunal is how he spent his final day.

Superboy and Darkseid came to get some

But Magneto and Yoda put an end to their fun.

Then a couple of ships that were up in the sky

Crashed and exploded, everybody died.

Morty got in one little fight and used his portal gun

To send half the teams to the surface of the sun. 

 

Rick whistled for a cab and The Outlaw came near

Lando in the front and Gurney in the rear.

I know what you’re thinking, “please end this match soon!”

So yeah, let’s do it  "To the surface of The Moon!"

 

There’s wasn’t many left, about seven or eight

When Orion struck last and yelled, "Smell ya later"

The Gentles unzipped their pants

And hung dong for the dead

“Dick’s out for Harambe!” they all said


6 comments:

Artifact said...

Be Gentle is Victorious

Gentle: Elaine Belloc, OwlMan and Orion all survive.

Little People: all dead

Artifact said...

Straight up. I know this match is trash and also like 4 days late. That's all on me and I know this didn't do justice to most of the players that were played so I apologize.

Thanks for reading my trash. Hope you sang along.

Josh the Commish said...

Fantasy. Fantasy. Gold.

Josh the Commish said...

Be Gentle just slapped the shit out me..... Take White Lantern Yoda's name out yo mouth.

Greedo said...

This is a certified banger

David Parks said...

Really harkens back to the lyrical stylings of Beckerman