Be Gentle it’s My Hundredth Time is:
The Living Tribunal
Darkseid with the Anti Life equation
Superboy with a green lantern ring
Elaine belloc
Orion with a green lantern ring
Eclipso
Perpetua
Kaliback
Ultraman,
Superwoman
Johnny Quick
Power Ring
OwlMan
Talon
Power girl
Conners Insurgent Class Star Destroyer Captained by Darth vitiate and , Crewed by 19 Forerunners,
Poe Dameron piloting a z-95 Headhunter
Gender Neutral Little People are:
Superman (Final death)
White lantern Yoda (w/ Dwarf Ring #5)
Cosmos
Powerglide
Skyfire
Rick (w/ red lightsaber) & Morty (w/ fire flower)
Sith Decepticon Target Master, & Red Rumble and Blue Frenzy in a 2 Seater Y-Wing.
Alf (F.D.) & Dr. Tony Fauci (w/ Rainbow Pride Lightsaber) in a 2 seater Y-Wing
Darth Maul (w/ orange lantern ring and dark saber) in Stealth X-Wing
Lando Calrissean, Lobot, Nien Numb, Big Benito, Harambe, & Gurney Halleck in The Outlaw
Star Wolf in Josh's A-Wing
Slippy Toad in Arwing
Star Destroyer (w/ Magneto, Soundblaster w/ Decepticon Cassette #1-3, Allicon #2-5)
Deep Space Nine (w/ Black Lantern Green Lantern (FD), Mighty Mouse, Hecate (Dune), Air Zonk w/ Power Dump and Astra, Asajj Ventress)
Yo Jazzy Jeff. Throw me a beat.
Now, this is a story all about how
Alf likes to eat furry things that go “meow”.
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sing this tune
I'll tell you how I watched a fight on a place called the Moon.
On Krypton, Superman born and raised
Fighting Living Tribunal is how he spent his final day.
Superboy and Darkseid came to get some
But Magneto and Yoda put an end to their fun.
Then a couple of ships that were up in the sky
Crashed and exploded, everybody died.
Morty got in one little fight and used his portal gun
To send half the teams to the surface of the sun.
Rick whistled for a cab and The Outlaw came near
Lando in the front and Gurney in the rear.
I know what you’re thinking, “please end this match soon!”
So yeah, let’s do it "To the surface of The Moon!"
There’s wasn’t many left, about seven or eight
When Orion struck last and yelled, "Smell ya later"
The Gentles unzipped their pants
And hung dong for the dead
“Dick’s out for Harambe!” they all said
6 comments:
Be Gentle is Victorious
Gentle: Elaine Belloc, OwlMan and Orion all survive.
Little People: all dead
Straight up. I know this match is trash and also like 4 days late. That's all on me and I know this didn't do justice to most of the players that were played so I apologize.
Thanks for reading my trash. Hope you sang along.
Fantasy. Fantasy. Gold.
Be Gentle just slapped the shit out me..... Take White Lantern Yoda's name out yo mouth.
This is a certified banger
Really harkens back to the lyrical stylings of Beckerman
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