FFL Week 8: AAA vs. Affirmative Action Popeyes

AAA: Sandworms #1-5, Poggle the Lesser (-4), Sun Fac, (-4), Indiana Jones, Henry Jones Sr., Old Fett, Fennec Shand, Boba’s Gammorean Guard #1-2, Vampire Superman (-4), Dormammu, John Bennet, and Ted

Popeyes:  Gandalf the White w/ Blue Lantern Ring, Cyclops, Archangel, Beast, Iceman, T-2, T-1000, and Andre the Giant w/ Dragon Lance 

This battle takes place in the desert community of Gerudo Town.

We start out with Affirmative Action Popeye’s taking a defensive position in Gerudo Town. 

The desert community is quiet, Cyclops yells out “Does anyone see anything”, team members of Popeyes yell out from various sections of the village, various versions of the word no. 

Eventually after waiting a while, Cyclops hears a noise of sand moving and a deep bellowed scream, Andre the Giant was swallowed by a Sand Worm. Cyclops turns around and then sees his X-Men teammates, Archangel, Beast and Iceman get swallowed by a sand worm. Now Cyclops’ mental is even more fucked.

Now the rest of Ashoka’s Acrobatic Assassins attack Affirmative Action Popeyes. Cyclops goes on a raged fit (cause his mental be fucked) and kills Sun Fac, Poggle the Lesser, John Bennet, Ted, Old Fett, Fennec Shand & Boba’s Gamorrean Guards. A sand worm then comes from under the desert and swallows Cyclops. While Cyclops is being swallowed he is shooting his lasers and kills the Sand Worm but he still dies from the worm. 

Indiana Jones, Henry Jones Sr., and Vampire Superman goes to put in work against the Terminators. T-2 and T-1000 killed the Jones father son duo with ease. Vampire Superman easily destroys the Terminators with his laser eyes. 

While that battle was going on, Gandalf the White uses his magic powers and Blue Lantern Ring to suck the Sand Worms out of the sand and then uses his Blue Lantern Ring to create one large sword to cut through all of the 4 remaining sand worms with ease. 

After those battles there was only Vampire Superman and Dormmamu left for the Acrobatic Assassins while all that’s left for Affirmative Action Popeyes is Gandalf the White w/ a Blue Lantern Ring. 

Vampire Superman goes in to put in work against Gandalf. Gandalf summons the Flame of Anor and uses it to block multiple laser beams from Superman’s eyes. Superman then resorts to using his fists to attack Gandalf but Gandalf uses his staff and Blue Lantern Ring to block the blows with ease.Superman then resorts to use his super speed and starts to throw punches at the speed of light but he’s not able to break through almost invincible shield comprised of a combination of his Flame of Anor and his Blue Lantern Ring. Superman is astonished as he very rarely sees a being who has defended against superman's abilities with such ease. Superman then says to Gandalf “Who are you and where do you come from?”. Gandalf replies with “I am Gandalf the White, Wielder of the Flame of Anor. I come from Middle Earth where I am tasked with protecting Middle Earth and am known by many names there.” Superman replies with “well you won’t be able to protect Middle Earth anymore after this battle” and he goes to fly into Gandlaf head on. They collide and there is a light bright enough to blind a normal human. Once the light finally settles, Vampire Superman is found dead on the ground and Gandlaf is seen standing, but his staff was destroyed in the collision and is visibly weakened. 

Dormammu then floats in and kills Gandalf with ease, as the White Wizard wasn’t strong enough to keep up with the Magic Being.