TEAM Vs. The Striders of Rohan

 TEAM is God Emperor Leto II, Beta Ray Bill, The Constructicons:  Bonecrusher, Buckethead, High Tower, Long Haul, Quick Mix, & Scavenger, and Nekron.

The Striders of Rohan are Norma Cenva (w/ a green lantern ring), Grand Master Luke Skywalker, The Father, Son, & Daughter of Mortis, and Fish Dancer #1-10.

God Emperor Leto II comes crashing out of the sands of Gerudo Town with a fearsome vengeance as the battle commences with fury.  The Striders ranks scatter; but remain in a defensive posture as they are thrown by the wormsign of Leto.  The Striders also find themselves flanked on each side by Nekron and Beta Rey Bill, while Leto gives the order for the Constructicons to merge to form the most dreaded Decepticon:  Devastator.  

The incredible, all female hand to hand combatants known as the Fish Dancers form up against Devastator; but the battle is not permitted to happen by the Kwisatz Haderach before them.  You see, The Fish Dancers were an excellent play in the desert by most standards; but not against the one person in the entire Universe wide Imperium who can control them with ease.  The God Emperor uses his telepathic link to remind the Fish Dancers of their pledged and unending loyalty to him.  They all instantly and ceremoniously turn off their Holtzman Shields, unsheathe their knives and stab themselves upward through the bottom of their mouth between their chin and neck to minimize their blood loss.  As the body belongs to them; but the body's water belongs to the tribe of the Laisan Al Gaib.  

Norma Cenva and Luke Skywalker have each taken cover in separate rock outcroppings; but are speaking to each other through a mental connection.  They wish to formulate a plan to defeat the man turned sandworm.  Beta Rey Bill and Nekron are atop an even higher rock peak, where they are outnumbered; but holding their own against the Mortis family.

Nekron corrupts the soul of the Daughter of Mortis, turning her own light-sided goodness against her and vanquishing her life; but is unable to take such control of the Father and Son.  Beta Rey Bill sends Stormbreaker through the face of the Father, while The Son carries out his rage, making him more powerful, and uses The Dark Side of The Force to rip Nekron limb from limb.  The Son then turns to Beta Rey Bill as Stormbreaker is returning to him.  Beta Rey Bill moves in swiftly towards The Son, who merely waives his hand, causing Stormbreaker to materialize into dust.  Beta Rey Bill is shocked by the loss of his holy weapon; but does not break stride.  He uses his bare hands to break the neck of The Son of Mortis instead.  Beta Rey Bill's victory is short-lived as he is hit by a perfectly thrown lightsaber to his neck by Luke, who then retrieves it back to himself with the power of The Force.  

Now exposed, Luke leaps out from his hiding spot and begins to enact the plan laid out by he and Norma.  Luke is basically acting as a distraction as he moves quickly attacking the thick scales and sand trout armor of Leto.  Norma then reveals herself and folds space around the giant Leto in an attempt to send him anywhere but here.  But it is revealed that as the Kwisatz Haderach, Leto II truly can be in many places at once.  Although Norma has the power to move entire starships, her trick does not work here against The Tyrant Emperor of the Universe.  Leto leaps from the sand and swallows Norma Cenva whole.  But as the mouth of Leto is closing, Norma's green lantern ring comes flying out and finds the person on the planet with by far the most wil power.  Grandmaster Jedi Luke Skywalker, now equipped with a green lantern ring takes flight and uses The Force to lift the monstrous Leto from the ground.  Suspended in air and unable to move Luke cuts off the supply of oxygen and melange to the lungs and organs of Leto, in hopes to kill him once and for all.  The massive Devastator begins pounding on the green aura created by Luke; but even with the incalculable strength of the Decepticon Gestalt, the aura is holding.  This continues for sometime until Devastator is eventually able to break through the aura; but not before Leto falls to the ground in a lifeless heap.  The near dead Luke Skywalker lies on the ground in a deep trance, knowing that he has accomplished his goal of defeating Leto.  His body disapears and becomes one with The Force, right before the only survivor Devastator's massive foot comes down upon him.  <<TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!>>