S15 W3 - NAZA vs The Washington Redskins

Naza is: Durins Bane (The Balrog of Moria), Nazgul #9 on his Fell Beast, Meriadoc Brandybuck, Ent Wives 1 and 2, Ugluk, Nega-Chin, Bronze Kneecap, Bull-E, Baby Shredder, and Dr Crocktopus, The Crimson Chin, Monkey D Luffy, Leather Face w OG Yellow Lantern Ring, The Sinister Twelve: (Carnage, Green Goblin, Venom, Doctor Octopus, Rhino, Sandman, Electro, Mysterio, Hobgoblin, Kraven, Vulture, Beetle), Annihilus, Avatar Kyoshi, Sub Zero, Velociraptor #25, and JRR Tolkien

Washington Redskins are: Power Girl, Yoda (w/ Dwarf Ring #4), Havoc, Wolverine, Darth Plagueis, Asajj Ventress, Mother Talzin, Larfleeze, Mandalore the Great (w/ The Darksaber), Theoden King, Scar, Devil Bat, Goldberry, andStar Wolf in a TIE/IN Interceptor.

Our story begins with a deafening roar as Nazgul #9 on his fell beast scours the rocky surface of Mordor surrounding Mount Doom. Below the Beast can see the results of the early battles. Mother Talzin and Asajj Ventress have teamed up to take out Ugluk and The Crimson Chin while Wolverine and Havoc have just taken out Nega-Chin, Bronze Kneecap, Bull-E, Baby Shredder and Dr Crocktopus. Asajj moves toward Sub-Zero who looks helplessly around looking for a drop of water somewhere to freeze. Alas, there is none and he is quickly dispatched. 

Lafleeze quickly duels with Leather Face but he is much more attuned to his orange lantern skillz takes care of the Face easily. He then begins to cast a protective aura around Darth Plagueis and fires orange energy to aid in his duel with Annihilus who has just killed Scar and Devil Bat. This tips the scales as the red saber finally penetrates the torso of the Marvel villain. Somehow, Merry has tamed the Velociraptor and is running it into battle. Larfleeze laughs and explodes the two with whatever magic power orange lanterns have. 

Avatar Kyosi and the Ent wives realize it is time to take control of the terrain around them and use it to their advantage. Kyoshi moves the rocks an puts up walls surrounding the two nightsisters and slowly crushes them between two boulders. The Ent Wives wrap their limbs around Havoc and Wolverine until their their guts squeeze out between the branches like playdoh. 

Darth Plageus launches himself toward the Ent Wives and chops them up with his lightsaber, their branches falling on the ground in pieces. Avatar Kyoshi is able to have the ground swallow up the sith lord but Larfleeze is able to dispatch of the mighty earth bender. 

Monkey D Luffy hears the beautiful song of Goldberry and as he goes towards her enchanting voice, Theoden runs him through for fun. 

“Listen up lads,” the King bellows. “There is a whole other wave waiting for us inside that mountain.” gesturing towards Mt. Doom with the Nazgul guarding the entrance. The Remaining Redskins charge into a final battle inside. The Nazgul, seeing the inspired troops, swoops down and snags their leader in its mighty claws and sails him up to drop him in the lava. Starwolf takes his shots at the Nazgul and lands a killing blow just as the enter the volcano. It is not enough to save Theoden however as he watches them all fall to their fiery grave. In an attempt to pull back up and out to get away from the heat, the controls in the TIE/IN Interceptor go on the fritz and Star wolf loses control of the vessel, crashing to his death as well. 

What awaits the remaining Redskins is Durins Bane and the Sinister Twelve. 

Balrog's released a burst of flames toward group and Larfleeze tries his hardest to play protector to shield the rest of the group. But he is tired and his energy is waning. Yoda, seeing this teams up with power girl to take on the Balrog so Larfleeze’s death is not wasted. Larfleeze is eventually consumed by the flames but as Power Girl and Yoda land the killing blows into the mighty beast, they turn to see they are alone as Mandalore the great and Goldberry were only able to turn the Sinister Twelve into the Sinister Eight. 

The old man puts down his pen and takes a long draw from his pipe. He closes the book and on the cover you can read the title: 

“The Poorly Informed Watcher and His Attempt at Writing a Decent Match” - by JRR Tolkien

The old man blows a smoke ring and looks right at you and says: “Some of you might think the Eight would have easily overpowered the Two. Some might think the opposite. But I’ve closed the book. And I am the only one who’s really here. This isn’t the tale of the two teams, no. But rather this story is about a watcher, sitting in a dark room right now because the day has now turned to night, who is done looking up characters and is getting hungry and has decided to take the easy way out. Is that fair? Who am I to say? I just wrote the story of the Watcher who wrote the story. Don’t blame me! That’s what the comments section is for!”