Reign Supremacy is Chuck Norris, Sgt. Mike Shinsky, The Ghostbusters: Ray Stanz, Peter Venkman, Egon Spengler, & Winston Zeddimore, Elite Clonetrooper #21, Batman & Robin, Starship Trooper #51-69, Cyborg Superman, Timmell, Sledgehammer, Ocean's 11: Danny Ocean, Rusty, Linus Caldwell, Virgil Malloy, Turk Malloy, Yen, Frank Catton, Bashar Tarr, Saul Bloom, Livingston Dell, & Rueben Tishkoff, The Crew of Serenity: Capt. Malcom Reynolds, Zoe, Wash, Jane, Kylee, Simon, River, Anora, & Book, Capt. America, Iron Man, Yaddle, Starfire, Cyborg, Tim, Paul, Steve, & The Bry, Upgraded Agent #1-3, Shannon Pilkinton, Jared Pilkinton, & Sandra Bullock.
Hannah Montana..... are Ellen Ripley, The Colonial Marines: Lt. Gorman, Bishop 341-B, Gunnery Sgt. Apone, Corporal Hicks, Corp. Ferro, Corp. Dietrich, Private First Class Hudson, PFC Spunkmeyer, PFC Vasquez, Private Drake, Pvt. Frost, Pvt. Crowe, & Pvt. Wierzbowski, Dave Bowman (The Starchild), HAL 9000, Frank Poole, Karallen, The Cloverfield Monster, Spider Man, The Terminator (from T-3), Shawn Farrel, V, Roger Murtaugh & Martin Riggs, Bryan Beckerman, IG-88, Zam Wessel, Clone Trooper #100, Starship Trooper #100, Angel, Metroid #1-6, Donkey Kong, Qui Gonn Jinn, Gen. Grevious, Buffy Summers, Leon, Rick Deckard, Albus Dumbledore, Agamemnon & Juno, Dante, Tlaloc, Hannah Montana, Jar Jar Binks, Dora, Backpack, & Boots, Harry Potter, Bizarro, Willow Rosenburg, Brangelina, Zahara, & Dozer #1.
Danny Ocean has put togeather a great plan which begins with a great sneek attack. But HAL 9000 has computed that the probability of this is working very high and that the Hannah and Barack crew will not be able to defend against this kind of trickery. So head coach Barack Obama asks for a short delay of the match. This unorthodox delay is granted and while both teams are waiting Bryan Beckerman files a motion with The mystical leaders of the Fantasy Fantasy League. This motion states that no past precedent has occurred where a team was allowed to have a pre-prepared position that would allow for a sneak attack on the oppossing team. The cosmic powers that be, actually side with Barack Obama's team and with their legal counsel Bryan Beckerman and state that to begin this match all members of both teams must start on the same street, and in plain view of each other. An exception was made for HAL 9000 who was put up in a nearby building because he is stationary and for Angel who cannot be exposed to sunlight. Head coach Alfred Pennyworth complains stating that he believes this ruling is completely unfair (because it is) but the powers that be say that their word is final and the match begins. The Colonial Marines begin complaining about the way their team has faired in the past 2 matches and their team's leadership. Hudson says "Yeah man, what the hell? It's about time we actually got the start" Vasquez replies with "Its that damn Starchild, he is a total bust, he gets the start every week while we ride the bench, it's ridiculous". Drake says "Hell yeah Vasquez, the only week we won was when he didn't start. He's supposed to be our franchise player and he hasn't done crap." "Some first draft pick he turned out to be". Vasquez answers back. Apone tells them "Shut up! All of you. They ain't payin you to have opinions. We're here to fight". Apone then leads his marines, along with Starship Trooper #100 & Clone Trooper #100 against Danny Ocean's crew who are somewhat useless since their plan was not able to be enacted. The Colonial Marines gun down every last one of them. Lt. Gorman escorts Frank Poole into the building where HAL 9000 is set up so he can work the super computer and relay its orders to the team. Dave Bowman flies into action going right through Sandra Bullock disintegrating her. But the Ghostbusters see the Starchild coming and blast it with their proton packs, holding him in place in the air. Despite the excitement Peter Venkman comments to Ray that he thinks that Ripley chick is really hot and asks him if he thinks she looks kind of familiar. Ray ignores him as he throws the trap onto the ground, kicks it under Dave Bowman and opens it up. The Ghostbusters pull up on their proton accelerators and Dave Bowman gets sucked into the trap. "I told you that guy was a bust" Vasquez yells. The Metroids are drawn to the energy being shot out by the Ghostbusters and they latch onto the 4 of them as well as Starship Trooper #59 & 60. They suck the life out of them but Batman & Robin throw 3 pellets each at the life-sucking aliens that once they pop temporarily freeze all 6 of the Metroids. Iron Man and Cyborg rush in and hit each of the Metroids with 5 rockets. Chuck Norris runs up to Beckerman and says "file this complaint" as he gives him a roundhouse kick that actually knocks Bryan's head off. Elite Clonetrooper #21 shoots Clone Trooper #100. The Starship Troopers attack the Colonial Marines killing Pvt Wierzbowski and Corp. Ferro as well as Starship Trooper #100. The marines retreat taking cover inside a store front but while they are running for cover they kill Starship Troopers #56, 57, & 58. Bizarro and the Cyborg Superman begin trading blows with each other while in mid-air, but just as it looks like Cyborg Superman is going to win out Tlaloc and Dante fly up to help. Cyborg Superman smashes Bizarro in the head, cracking his neck. The Cyborg Superman flies over to the top of the building that the 2 Cymeks are on and instantly crushes Dante with his bear hands. A smaller rolling robot emerges out of the back of Tlaloc but the Superman clone pays little attention to it as Tlaloc begins to retreat by flying as far into the sky as possible. Cyborg Superman stops for a second to laugh as this huge robot retreats from him and then he flies after him, catching up in a matter of seconds. As they approach space (which is out of bounds for this match) Cyborg Superman goes to punch Tlaloc but before he can a nuke goes off from inside the robot and blows them both up. The actual living brain that is Tlaloc is still on top of the building in his smaller/sleeker escape robot operating his capsule and the nuke by remote. The Cloverfield Monster comes walking down the center of the street destroying everything in its path. The Starship Troopers turn their attention from the marines and attack the monster. Some of them use their jets to jump on the back of the monster and they all use their extremely high powered weaponry to blast away at it and the smaller monsters that it is dropping all over the city streets. The troopers begin to become overwhelmed so Iron Man, Starfire, and Cyborg rush in to help. Iron Man and Starfire take to the air and begin flying around the huge monster but Cyborg gets crushed almost immediately. Starfire and Iron Man double team the monster as they switch off shooting at it and flying in closer to use their powerful fists as melee weapons while the Starship Troopers provide much needed cover fire but also suffer heavy losses. Starfire gets knocked to the side but Iron Man flies up to the head of the monster and with a huge lazer torpedo blast, shoots the monster in the head and kills it. None of the Starship Troopers survive this battle, nor does the elite clonetrooper. Capt. America and Yaddle jump into action and make a great fighting duo. They easily mow through Leon and Rick Deckard and then they take out Riggs and Murtaugh with Capt. America using his thrown shield to give him and Yaddle a window of time to jump in and attack behind it while their opponents attempt to get out of the way. Cap then throws his shield at the Terminator and the shield gets stuck in the chest of the robot. This barely even slows the Terminator down as it continues to run at them. Capt. America picks up Yaddle as he dives out of the way of the oncoming bullets being fired by the Terminator. Cap then throwws Yaddle onto the shield that is still sticking out of the Terminator's chest. This puts the little Jedi Master eye to eye with the Terminator as she uses her green lightsaber to cut off its head. Qui Gonn uses the force to pull the shield out of the Terminator and throw it at Capt. America but Cap just catches the shield and rushes Qui Gonn. Capt. America dropkicks Qui Gonn and knocks his lightsaber out of his hand. Yaddle then throws her lightsaber at Qui Gonn sticking it into his chest. The Cap/Yaddle fighting pair then move on to Dumbledore, but they do not even notice that at the last second Shawn Ferrell runs up to Qui Gon right before he dies and touches his wound instantly healing him. Shan and Jared see this happening and they run over and knock Shawn Farrell to the ground while Qui Gonn is still getting up. Jared pulls out his Beretta Couger .45 and Shan pulls out her husband's Caltech 9mm and they blow away Shawn before Qui Gonn can defend the guy that just saved his life. Qui Gonn uses the force to bring his lightsaber back to him and then defeats Shan and Jared. Buffy runs in to attack the Serenity crew and easily takes out Simon, Wash, and Anora. But once River starts fighting her it is a different story. They are a good match for each other which prompts Buffy to think that it is strange that everything about this River character seems just like her. Willow rushes in to help out her friend but before she can do any crazy magic stuff Capt. Reynolds shoots her in the head. Buffy is doing fine against River until Jane & Book join into the fight and get her down on the ground. Zoe then rushes in and avenges her husband by shooting Buffy. Dumbledore is outnumbered 2 to 1 until Harry rushes in to help out his teacher. Yaddle once again throws her lightsaber but this time it goes right into the head of young Harry. This enrages Dumbledore as he focuses all of his magical might against Yaddle and blows her to bits. In the heat of this mystical battle Capt. America had thrown his shield and as it is coming back to him it more out of luck than anything else hits the tired and weakened Dumbledore in the back of the head and kills him. Batman and Robin double team Gen. Grevious. Grevious pulls out 4 lightsabers but Robin uses his rope to pull one of his unused trophy sabers out of the Cyborg's cloak. But before he can use it Grevious cuts off Robin's head. Batman then throws his baterang at the chest of Grevious busting open his robot center. He does a flip over to the stolen lightsaber and picks it up. He quickly turns it on and stabs it into the chest of Grevious. Spider Man is swinging between the buildings as he grabs Sledgehammer and throws him into the air. He creates a web that Sledgehammer gets stuck to but as Spider Man is swinging towards him to finish him off Sledgehammer frees up his arm and shoots Spidey with his Magnum Revolver. The Agents managed to get on top of Agamemnon and Juno and disable them completely by using their fighting skills and their computer knowledge to destroy them faster then anyone would have thought possible. Apone begins yelling to his marines to fall back to the base (meaning the building that is housing HAL 9000). Inside the building Frank Poole is asking HAL 9000 what is going wrong as Hudson is in the back ground reminding everyone in the room that there team is getting wasted. In the meantime Chuck Norris, along with Timmell and Shinsky have killed Zam Wessell; and IG-88 has gotten blown up by Starfire while they were trying to retreat back to the base of operations, but everyone else made it back. It is looking bleak for the Hannah and Barack squad when Hudson yells "Are people can't even get back here without getting wasted. There gonna break done these walls and then they're gonna kill us". Ripley tells Hudson to stop whining and reminds him that it is not over yet and that even Hannah Montana and Dora made it back here alive. To which Hudson replies "then why don't you put them in charge!". HAL 9000 comes up with a plan and quickly relays it to Frank Poole. The computer tells them that they need to go and get the Ghostbusters' containment trap. Apone asks "What the hell are we gonna do with that". Ripley says "yeah the Ghostbusters are dead and none of us even know how to use it". So Karallen, Gorman, Donkey Kong, Hannah, Dora, and Jar Jar all run out to try to get the containment trap. Jar Jar trips and falls which in turn trips Donkey Kong. This leaves both of them completely open to attack as they get blown up by Iron Man. Dora says to Boots "El Gungan es muy stupido". Gorman gets shot by Jane, but Karallen grabs the containment unit off of the ground and throws it to Hannah Montana who starts running back toward the base so HAL 9000 can tell them whatever it is he wants them to do with it. Karallen attacks by using his superior size & strength to crush Shinsky and Timmell. While they were regrouping with HAL 9000; Capt. America had his men set up a perimeter that seems impossible to get through. Tim Cheveldae throws his goalie stick at Hannah Montana which trips her and causes her to drop the containment unit. The Bry runs over and grabs it but Boots jumps onto his head and starts wildly pulling on his hair and biting him. Karallen yells to them to be careful because they need the containment trap in one piece. Boots causes The Bry to drop the portable containment unit, but this time when it falls the foot button release mechanism breaks. Dora picks it up and throws it in her backpack and starts running away from the hockey players and back to the base. Boots assures her escape as he sacrifices himself for her. Tim, Paul, Steve, and The Bry all hit the monkey with their hockey sticks until he is dead. Dora dodges many bullets and attacks but amazingly enough gets back to the base and pulls out the ghost trap. She sings "We got the trap and were back at the base and we did it, we did it, we did it hurray"! HAL 9000 reveals to them that he had hoped to free The Starchild from the trap but that it is now impossible since the trap has been damaged. Hicks says "so this was your great plan"? Hudson screams "game over man, game over. they got us surrounded. Spider Man, Bizarro, and the Cymeks are dead. We're screwed"! Vasquez, in a fury yells to everyone in the room "get the hell out my way". She then kicks the containment trap over to the corner and unloads and entire magazine of caseless rounds into the trap. At first nothing happens but then the trap begins to spark. Vasquez realizes what she has done and that she is standing way to close to the power that is about to be released. Right before the cosmic explosion kills her Vasquez says "you always were an a**hole Bowman" as the Starchild is released out of the trap in a cosmic fury. Cosmic beings are basically revoked of their humanity when they are given such unbelievable powers. They do not have feelings or prejudices, but if Cosmic beings that can control much of the power of the universe just by simply lifting a finger did have emotions than the one that Dave Bowman would being displaying right now would be similar to being "pissed off". The Starchild does not say a word as he rockets out of the building but the rest of his team gets the hint and they all follow him out into the battle. Bowman basically puts up a cosmic wall protecting his team behind him, but he does not need their help at all as he unleashes what looks like a blue fire that destroys Iron Man, Capt. America, Starfire, and yes even Chuck Norris. The remaining Colonial Marines take out the rest of Malcom Reynolds' crew and the smaller version of Tlaloc that is still up on the roof shoots Batman in the head. Ripley blasts Sledgehammer with a grenade and Brangelina, Dora, and Hannah Montana pick up 4 lightsabers off of Gen. Grevious and kill Tim, Paul, Steve, and The Bry. Zahara chears them on. The 3 Agents sneak into HAL 9000's base in a last attempt to destroy the computer but HAL's team expected this as well and had a couple people hang back to protect their computerized leader. The perfectly healedQui Gonn Jinn, Angel, and Karallen, along with Frank Poole and Dozer #1 as cheerleaders suprise the suprise attackers as they jump out and kill all 3 agents.
HANNAH MONTANA AND BARACK OBAMA'S "BEST OF BOTH WORLDS" TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS IS VICTORIOUS!
*this match is dedicated to the memory of Arthur C. Clarke.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Team Fred Vs. Better Than All of You
Team Fred is Travis Bickle, Absorbing Man, Rorschach, Dirty Harry, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Iceman, Angel, Beast, Super Skrull, Kilowog, Compy #1-96, Vampirella, Bullseye, Brainiac, Ultron, Master Mold, Snake Plissken, Mimic, Rachel Summers(Phoenix), Enchantress, & Vision.
Better Than All of You is Thanos, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Skeletor, Ghost Rider, Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, Agent Smith, The Terminator(from T-1), The Terminator (from T-2), NS-5 #1-7, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, Davey Boy Smith, Dynamite Kid, Mephisto, Predator #1-15, & "The Macho Man" Randy Savage.
The two Green Lanterns see each other on opposite ends of the battlefield. They immediately take flight and fly towards each other. Considering their history and honor, both Hal Jordan and Kilowog agree to face each other later in battle, if they are still surviving. Brainiac and Ultron decided that it would be most beneficial to Team Fred if they could gain control of the robots on Better Than All of You. Brainiac, with his 12th level intellect, is able to tap into the NS-5’s central processors with his telepathy. Thanos sees the NS-5’s turning on their teammates and orders 5 Predators to attack. Thanos moves to assault Brainiac but is wrapped up by Super Skrull’s arm. Thanos breaks free and charges toward Super Skrull as he flies right at Thanos. Super Skrull uses his Thing-like arm to connect with a might right cross as Thanos lands one of his own on the Skrull’s big green jaw. The shockwave from these mighty titans causes the windows of the surrounding buildings to explode. They both are knocked back from the impact. Super Skrull is first to his feet, and jumps into the air and flies at Thanos. He wraps the Mad Titan up with his elastic arms and engulfs him in flames. Unfortunately for him, this is exactly what Thanos was hoping for. He blast Super Skrull with a huge bolt of energy, actually turning the Skrull into charcoal. Under the orders of Mephisto, Ghost Rider whips his hellfire chain around the neck of Brainiac. With a hearty yank, he jerks Brainiac across the street into a fire hydrant. This attack causes his control over the NS-5’s to be relieved, but not before the Predators have to destroy NS-5 #3. All 15 Predators regroup and use their invisibility technology to disappear. The 96 Compys start swarming the city. Blasts from random areas above the city are taking out Compys in large numbers. The Predators using their stealth are able to kill Compys #7, 9, 11, 17, 23, 28, 51, 52, 53, 63, 69, 76, 77, and 80-96. Agent Smith in a calm and collect manner walks through the streets shooting Compys #1, 4, 10, 20, 21, 22, 26, 31, and 74. “All right ya, poozer. Let’s go,” says Kilowog as he slams down in front of Agent Smith. “It’s your funeral, Mr. Lantern,” replies Smith in his typical monotone voice. The Agent punches the Green Lantern square in the chest causing his to soar a half a mile down the street, slamming into the side of a 1988 burgundy Dodge Daytona Pacifica Turbo. “Awwww, what a shame. Loved that car,” says Kilowog as he gets up and flies head first at Agent Smith. As he flies towards the agent, he grabs the Daytona with his power ring and slams it down on top of Agent Smith repeatedly. He then charges his ring up and with a massive green glow, annihilates Agent Smith, killing him. Vampirella and Bullseye team up to take on the Arashikage Clan duo of Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes. The scantily clad vampire takes the fight right to Storm Shadow, putting him immediately on the defensive with a flurry of kicks and roundhouses. Storm Shadow retaliates by slicing through the air with his katana blades. Vampirella is able to dodge most of these strikes, but Storm Shadow is able to cut her across her bare torso. Vampirella touches her wound and licks the blood off of her hand with enjoyment. Bullseye is throwing everything he can get his hands on at Snake Eyes. Throwing knives, dead Compys, road debris, but the Silent ninja dodges them all. The G.I. Joe ducks into a parking structure for cover. Bullseye follows him. But before he does, he picks up the glasses of the fallen Agent Smith, breaks off the arms and throws them into the back of the knees of Storm Shadow. This allows Vampirella bite Storm Shadow in the neck, not to suck his blood, but rather a killing strike. Several Compys begin to feast on Storm Shadow’s body. The six remaining NS-5’s converge on Vision and Ultron. They make quick work of the robots with Vision using his physical disruption to tear out the “brain” of NS-5 #1, 2, and 7. Ultron is able to crush NS-5 #6 into the ground and blasts the other two into smoldering piles of metal and plastic. Cyclops orders the rest of the original X-Men to locate and eliminate the 15 Predators. Jean Grey using her telepathy is able to locate several of them, and she links into her fellow mutants' minds to help them see the invisible Predators. Cyclops is able to pick Predator #5 off of the top of a McDonald’s with an optic blast. Iceman freezes Predator #8, which was in midair, ready to kill Beast with a spear. The Predator crashes to the ground shattering on impact. Beast turns to thank his teammate but is tackled to the ground by Davey Boy Smith. He picks the blue furred mutant up and with a running power slam, drives him into the concrete ground. His tag team partner, Dynamite Kid, climbs up onto of a semi truck and attempts a diving head butt on Beast. However, Beast, with his amazing agility, moves out of the way, allowing the wrestler to slam into the ground killing him on impact. Jean Grey then telekinetically picks up one of Storm Shadow’s kitana blades and sends it to Angel who is in the air. Beast then, with his superior strength, grabs Davey Boy Smith and throws him in the air to Angel, who cuts the wrestler in half. This small victory is short lived, as Travis Bickle and Dirty Harry Callahan shoot Angel out of the sky, killing him. Both Bickle and Callahan are the blindsided by clubbing blows to the backs of their heads. The Hart Foundation, Bret “The Hitman” Hart and Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart, begin beating them down. The Anvil picks Travis up in a bear hug and The Hitman runs across hitting him with a running lariat. Their patented finishing move, The Hart Attack, is enough to snap the neck of the New York City taxi driver. A bloodied Dirty Harry looks up at the tag team and says, “I know what you're thinking, punks: you're thinking, ‘Did he only bring a crazed taxi driver to watch his back or does he have someone else helping?' Now, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself with all this excitement. But being this is Team Fred, the most powerful team in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punks?” And before Bret Hart goes into a rant about how he is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be, and before Jim Neidhart can begin to start manically laughing, tugging on his goatee, Snake Plissken puts two .44 Specials in their backs. “Nice gun,” as Snake hands Dirty Harry his Smith and Wesson Model 29 .44 Magnum revolver back to him. “It gets the job done, Plissken,” replies the cop. “Call me Snake,” the outlaw dryly says back. Master Mold meanwhile has been turning the city into an impromptu campfire, as he is roasting the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to a burning pile of fluff. Hal Jordan takes flight and rockets right through Master Mold’s chest, killing the giant robot. As it crashes down it kills Compys #2, 3, 8, 14, 15, 16, 24, 25, 41, 42, 43, and 64. Absorbing Man then begins to absorb what he believes to be the attributes of a steel girder. However, Skeletor, using his dark magic has tricked the unintelligent thug into absorbing the marshmallow fluff of the fallen giant creature. And with one blast from his havoc staff, Skeletor disintegrates Absorbing Man. The 13 surviving Predators surround what’s left of the original X-Men, as well as Mimic. Jean Grey telekinetically makes Predators #9 and 11’s shoulder mounted rocket launchers fire, killing Predators #1, 2, and 6. Cyclops blast away Predator #10 and Iceman impales Predator #7 with an ice spear. Predator #9 attacks Beast from the back killing him with his wrists claws. Mimic using the power Cyclops and Iceman, kills Predator #3 and 12 with a combination of optic blasts and ice shards. Mephisto, using a spell, blocks Jean Grey’s telepathy and from the oncoming attack. Thanos and Ghost Rider ambush the mutants. Thanos breaks the neck of Mimic with ease, and Ghost Rider using his hellfire shotgun blows Iceman into a million pieces of ice. Jean Grey and Cyclops are backed into a corner, when Cyclops rips his visor off and lets loose his optic blasts at full force vaporizing Ghost Rider. Thanos, with his amazing intellect predicts this move and teleports out of harms way. Cyclops is exhausted by this massive release of power, and as Jean Grey tends to her husband, she is greeted by Thanos who has teleported back. With two heavy blows, he crushes their bodies into a bloodied mess. As Thanos looks at his blood soaked hands he hears a shrieking “Noooooooo!!!!” It is Rachel Summers, who has just witnessed her parents’ brutal deaths. She grabs the titan with her telekinesis and prevents him from teleporting with her telepathy. She then unleashes the power of the Phoenix onto him. When her wrath is done, not even Death herself could recognize her former lover. Rachel then goes into a fury killing Predators #4, 9, 11, 13, 14, and 15. She is then met by Mephisto who increases his height to fifty feet. She flies around the demon at blinding speed, as he fires bolts of energy at her. They miss Rachel, but do manage to kill Compys #5, 6, 12, 18, 27, 29, 33-40, and 68. Phoenix blast Mephisto with several shots knocking the huge Lord of Evil down, though crushing Compys #54-62. While their battle blazes on, Enchantress is able to lure “Macho Man” Randy Savage to her and with one kiss places him under her control. She tells him to kill his teammate Hal Jordan, but as Savage turns away to do his master’s bidding, Compys #13, 19, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, and 50 jump all over him biting him and tearing small pieces of flesh off of his body. The Macho Man is able to kill Compys #13, 19, and 47 before dying from the poisonous bites and blood loss. Bullseye is continuing his search for Snake Eyes through the parking structure, but the hunter becomes the hunted as Snake Eyes stealthy slips behind Bullseye and takes him down with one swipe of his kitana blade. Snake Eyes is the being shot at from Dirty Harry Callahan and Snake Plissken. After dodging several bullets, Snake Eyes is closelined by Rorschach who has been stalking the ninja throughout the fight. A ruthless and resourceful fighter, Rorschach starts pummeling Snake Eyes even though he himself has been stabbed repeatedly by the ninja. Dirty Harry and Snake come up behind the Rorschach, who has Snake Eyes pinned on the ground. They both pump a couple of shots into Snake Eyes’ head, killing him. Rorschach slumps over and bleeds to death. When he does it’s revealed than in a last ditch effort, Snake Eyes has pulled the pin on one of his grenades. The parking structure explodes killing everyone inside. By the way, Compys # 30, 32, 70, 71, 78, and 79 were scavenging for food in there as well. Enchantress thinking that the two Terminators are mere mortals like the wrestler was tries to woo them with her spells. Of course, this doesn’t work, instead, the Terminators, well… terminate her. Vampirella then tries to attack the T2 Terminator who just punches through her chest, killing her instantly. Vision flies in and, using his eye beams, decapitates the T1 Terminator. The T2 Terminator starts shooting at Vision, but never hits the intangible synthezoid. Vision comes down in a harden form on top of the Terminator with such velocity that it crushes the cyborg. Skeletor and Hal Jordan regroup, knowing that they are incredibly out numbered, as Mephisto continues to battle a raging Phoenix. Skeletor and Green Lantern blasts the remaining 12 Compys away while they try to form a plan. Sans Phoenix, the remaining members of Team Fred regroup as well. Brainiac who since the early beginnings of the battle has been watching the fight from a distance, figures that Vision and Kilowog can take Hal Jordan, and Ultron and himself should be able to make short work of Skeletor. Kilowog protests and orders Vision to go help Phoenix and let him fight Hal on his own. Vision agrees, and Kilowog flies off to face one of his closest former allies. Hal Jordan, knowing what he must do flies up as well to meet an old dear friend in battle. Vision rushes to aid Rachel Summers, but before he gets there, Mephisto teleports away from Phoenix. He reappears in front of Kilowog and surprises him with a vicious blast of mystically energy incinerating the Green Lantern. Hal Jordan sees this and though, Mephisto is on his team, is outraged by his actions. Mephisto disappears again. Hal Jordan turns to find himself confronted by Vision and Phoenix flying right at him. Green Lantern uses his power ring to rip apart Vision synthetic body with a large green tiger. Hal is able to get a green force field up just in time to protect himself from a fiery attack by Phoenix. Brainiac and Ultron are stalking Skeletor who is wildly blasting at the two. Mephisto teleports next to Skeletor and they both using their magic pick Brainiac and Ultron up into the air and send them crashing into each other. This only kills Brainiac however. Ultron gets back up and shoots Skeletor with a powerful blast of energy, destroying him. Mephisto then using his vast magical abilities, tears Ultron apart from the inside out. Hal Jordan and Rachel Summers are locked in a heated battle high above the city. The Green Lantern has now made himself a massive set of armor, complete with a shield and sword to battle the Omega-level mutant. Mephisto appears in the sky among the two warriors. This distracts them both, as they turn their attention to the Lord of the Lower Depths. Phoenix in a blazing display of cosmic power obliterates Mephisto. Unfortunately, this leaves her open to a well placed green sword through her shoulder blades. The mutant falls as Hal Jordan is the sole survivor of this battle.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!
Better Than All of You is Thanos, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Skeletor, Ghost Rider, Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, Agent Smith, The Terminator(from T-1), The Terminator (from T-2), NS-5 #1-7, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, Davey Boy Smith, Dynamite Kid, Mephisto, Predator #1-15, & "The Macho Man" Randy Savage.
The two Green Lanterns see each other on opposite ends of the battlefield. They immediately take flight and fly towards each other. Considering their history and honor, both Hal Jordan and Kilowog agree to face each other later in battle, if they are still surviving. Brainiac and Ultron decided that it would be most beneficial to Team Fred if they could gain control of the robots on Better Than All of You. Brainiac, with his 12th level intellect, is able to tap into the NS-5’s central processors with his telepathy. Thanos sees the NS-5’s turning on their teammates and orders 5 Predators to attack. Thanos moves to assault Brainiac but is wrapped up by Super Skrull’s arm. Thanos breaks free and charges toward Super Skrull as he flies right at Thanos. Super Skrull uses his Thing-like arm to connect with a might right cross as Thanos lands one of his own on the Skrull’s big green jaw. The shockwave from these mighty titans causes the windows of the surrounding buildings to explode. They both are knocked back from the impact. Super Skrull is first to his feet, and jumps into the air and flies at Thanos. He wraps the Mad Titan up with his elastic arms and engulfs him in flames. Unfortunately for him, this is exactly what Thanos was hoping for. He blast Super Skrull with a huge bolt of energy, actually turning the Skrull into charcoal. Under the orders of Mephisto, Ghost Rider whips his hellfire chain around the neck of Brainiac. With a hearty yank, he jerks Brainiac across the street into a fire hydrant. This attack causes his control over the NS-5’s to be relieved, but not before the Predators have to destroy NS-5 #3. All 15 Predators regroup and use their invisibility technology to disappear. The 96 Compys start swarming the city. Blasts from random areas above the city are taking out Compys in large numbers. The Predators using their stealth are able to kill Compys #7, 9, 11, 17, 23, 28, 51, 52, 53, 63, 69, 76, 77, and 80-96. Agent Smith in a calm and collect manner walks through the streets shooting Compys #1, 4, 10, 20, 21, 22, 26, 31, and 74. “All right ya, poozer. Let’s go,” says Kilowog as he slams down in front of Agent Smith. “It’s your funeral, Mr. Lantern,” replies Smith in his typical monotone voice. The Agent punches the Green Lantern square in the chest causing his to soar a half a mile down the street, slamming into the side of a 1988 burgundy Dodge Daytona Pacifica Turbo. “Awwww, what a shame. Loved that car,” says Kilowog as he gets up and flies head first at Agent Smith. As he flies towards the agent, he grabs the Daytona with his power ring and slams it down on top of Agent Smith repeatedly. He then charges his ring up and with a massive green glow, annihilates Agent Smith, killing him. Vampirella and Bullseye team up to take on the Arashikage Clan duo of Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes. The scantily clad vampire takes the fight right to Storm Shadow, putting him immediately on the defensive with a flurry of kicks and roundhouses. Storm Shadow retaliates by slicing through the air with his katana blades. Vampirella is able to dodge most of these strikes, but Storm Shadow is able to cut her across her bare torso. Vampirella touches her wound and licks the blood off of her hand with enjoyment. Bullseye is throwing everything he can get his hands on at Snake Eyes. Throwing knives, dead Compys, road debris, but the Silent ninja dodges them all. The G.I. Joe ducks into a parking structure for cover. Bullseye follows him. But before he does, he picks up the glasses of the fallen Agent Smith, breaks off the arms and throws them into the back of the knees of Storm Shadow. This allows Vampirella bite Storm Shadow in the neck, not to suck his blood, but rather a killing strike. Several Compys begin to feast on Storm Shadow’s body. The six remaining NS-5’s converge on Vision and Ultron. They make quick work of the robots with Vision using his physical disruption to tear out the “brain” of NS-5 #1, 2, and 7. Ultron is able to crush NS-5 #6 into the ground and blasts the other two into smoldering piles of metal and plastic. Cyclops orders the rest of the original X-Men to locate and eliminate the 15 Predators. Jean Grey using her telepathy is able to locate several of them, and she links into her fellow mutants' minds to help them see the invisible Predators. Cyclops is able to pick Predator #5 off of the top of a McDonald’s with an optic blast. Iceman freezes Predator #8, which was in midair, ready to kill Beast with a spear. The Predator crashes to the ground shattering on impact. Beast turns to thank his teammate but is tackled to the ground by Davey Boy Smith. He picks the blue furred mutant up and with a running power slam, drives him into the concrete ground. His tag team partner, Dynamite Kid, climbs up onto of a semi truck and attempts a diving head butt on Beast. However, Beast, with his amazing agility, moves out of the way, allowing the wrestler to slam into the ground killing him on impact. Jean Grey then telekinetically picks up one of Storm Shadow’s kitana blades and sends it to Angel who is in the air. Beast then, with his superior strength, grabs Davey Boy Smith and throws him in the air to Angel, who cuts the wrestler in half. This small victory is short lived, as Travis Bickle and Dirty Harry Callahan shoot Angel out of the sky, killing him. Both Bickle and Callahan are the blindsided by clubbing blows to the backs of their heads. The Hart Foundation, Bret “The Hitman” Hart and Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart, begin beating them down. The Anvil picks Travis up in a bear hug and The Hitman runs across hitting him with a running lariat. Their patented finishing move, The Hart Attack, is enough to snap the neck of the New York City taxi driver. A bloodied Dirty Harry looks up at the tag team and says, “I know what you're thinking, punks: you're thinking, ‘Did he only bring a crazed taxi driver to watch his back or does he have someone else helping?' Now, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself with all this excitement. But being this is Team Fred, the most powerful team in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punks?” And before Bret Hart goes into a rant about how he is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be, and before Jim Neidhart can begin to start manically laughing, tugging on his goatee, Snake Plissken puts two .44 Specials in their backs. “Nice gun,” as Snake hands Dirty Harry his Smith and Wesson Model 29 .44 Magnum revolver back to him. “It gets the job done, Plissken,” replies the cop. “Call me Snake,” the outlaw dryly says back. Master Mold meanwhile has been turning the city into an impromptu campfire, as he is roasting the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to a burning pile of fluff. Hal Jordan takes flight and rockets right through Master Mold’s chest, killing the giant robot. As it crashes down it kills Compys #2, 3, 8, 14, 15, 16, 24, 25, 41, 42, 43, and 64. Absorbing Man then begins to absorb what he believes to be the attributes of a steel girder. However, Skeletor, using his dark magic has tricked the unintelligent thug into absorbing the marshmallow fluff of the fallen giant creature. And with one blast from his havoc staff, Skeletor disintegrates Absorbing Man. The 13 surviving Predators surround what’s left of the original X-Men, as well as Mimic. Jean Grey telekinetically makes Predators #9 and 11’s shoulder mounted rocket launchers fire, killing Predators #1, 2, and 6. Cyclops blast away Predator #10 and Iceman impales Predator #7 with an ice spear. Predator #9 attacks Beast from the back killing him with his wrists claws. Mimic using the power Cyclops and Iceman, kills Predator #3 and 12 with a combination of optic blasts and ice shards. Mephisto, using a spell, blocks Jean Grey’s telepathy and from the oncoming attack. Thanos and Ghost Rider ambush the mutants. Thanos breaks the neck of Mimic with ease, and Ghost Rider using his hellfire shotgun blows Iceman into a million pieces of ice. Jean Grey and Cyclops are backed into a corner, when Cyclops rips his visor off and lets loose his optic blasts at full force vaporizing Ghost Rider. Thanos, with his amazing intellect predicts this move and teleports out of harms way. Cyclops is exhausted by this massive release of power, and as Jean Grey tends to her husband, she is greeted by Thanos who has teleported back. With two heavy blows, he crushes their bodies into a bloodied mess. As Thanos looks at his blood soaked hands he hears a shrieking “Noooooooo!!!!” It is Rachel Summers, who has just witnessed her parents’ brutal deaths. She grabs the titan with her telekinesis and prevents him from teleporting with her telepathy. She then unleashes the power of the Phoenix onto him. When her wrath is done, not even Death herself could recognize her former lover. Rachel then goes into a fury killing Predators #4, 9, 11, 13, 14, and 15. She is then met by Mephisto who increases his height to fifty feet. She flies around the demon at blinding speed, as he fires bolts of energy at her. They miss Rachel, but do manage to kill Compys #5, 6, 12, 18, 27, 29, 33-40, and 68. Phoenix blast Mephisto with several shots knocking the huge Lord of Evil down, though crushing Compys #54-62. While their battle blazes on, Enchantress is able to lure “Macho Man” Randy Savage to her and with one kiss places him under her control. She tells him to kill his teammate Hal Jordan, but as Savage turns away to do his master’s bidding, Compys #13, 19, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, and 50 jump all over him biting him and tearing small pieces of flesh off of his body. The Macho Man is able to kill Compys #13, 19, and 47 before dying from the poisonous bites and blood loss. Bullseye is continuing his search for Snake Eyes through the parking structure, but the hunter becomes the hunted as Snake Eyes stealthy slips behind Bullseye and takes him down with one swipe of his kitana blade. Snake Eyes is the being shot at from Dirty Harry Callahan and Snake Plissken. After dodging several bullets, Snake Eyes is closelined by Rorschach who has been stalking the ninja throughout the fight. A ruthless and resourceful fighter, Rorschach starts pummeling Snake Eyes even though he himself has been stabbed repeatedly by the ninja. Dirty Harry and Snake come up behind the Rorschach, who has Snake Eyes pinned on the ground. They both pump a couple of shots into Snake Eyes’ head, killing him. Rorschach slumps over and bleeds to death. When he does it’s revealed than in a last ditch effort, Snake Eyes has pulled the pin on one of his grenades. The parking structure explodes killing everyone inside. By the way, Compys # 30, 32, 70, 71, 78, and 79 were scavenging for food in there as well. Enchantress thinking that the two Terminators are mere mortals like the wrestler was tries to woo them with her spells. Of course, this doesn’t work, instead, the Terminators, well… terminate her. Vampirella then tries to attack the T2 Terminator who just punches through her chest, killing her instantly. Vision flies in and, using his eye beams, decapitates the T1 Terminator. The T2 Terminator starts shooting at Vision, but never hits the intangible synthezoid. Vision comes down in a harden form on top of the Terminator with such velocity that it crushes the cyborg. Skeletor and Hal Jordan regroup, knowing that they are incredibly out numbered, as Mephisto continues to battle a raging Phoenix. Skeletor and Green Lantern blasts the remaining 12 Compys away while they try to form a plan. Sans Phoenix, the remaining members of Team Fred regroup as well. Brainiac who since the early beginnings of the battle has been watching the fight from a distance, figures that Vision and Kilowog can take Hal Jordan, and Ultron and himself should be able to make short work of Skeletor. Kilowog protests and orders Vision to go help Phoenix and let him fight Hal on his own. Vision agrees, and Kilowog flies off to face one of his closest former allies. Hal Jordan, knowing what he must do flies up as well to meet an old dear friend in battle. Vision rushes to aid Rachel Summers, but before he gets there, Mephisto teleports away from Phoenix. He reappears in front of Kilowog and surprises him with a vicious blast of mystically energy incinerating the Green Lantern. Hal Jordan sees this and though, Mephisto is on his team, is outraged by his actions. Mephisto disappears again. Hal Jordan turns to find himself confronted by Vision and Phoenix flying right at him. Green Lantern uses his power ring to rip apart Vision synthetic body with a large green tiger. Hal is able to get a green force field up just in time to protect himself from a fiery attack by Phoenix. Brainiac and Ultron are stalking Skeletor who is wildly blasting at the two. Mephisto teleports next to Skeletor and they both using their magic pick Brainiac and Ultron up into the air and send them crashing into each other. This only kills Brainiac however. Ultron gets back up and shoots Skeletor with a powerful blast of energy, destroying him. Mephisto then using his vast magical abilities, tears Ultron apart from the inside out. Hal Jordan and Rachel Summers are locked in a heated battle high above the city. The Green Lantern has now made himself a massive set of armor, complete with a shield and sword to battle the Omega-level mutant. Mephisto appears in the sky among the two warriors. This distracts them both, as they turn their attention to the Lord of the Lower Depths. Phoenix in a blazing display of cosmic power obliterates Mephisto. Unfortunately, this leaves her open to a well placed green sword through her shoulder blades. The mutant falls as Hal Jordan is the sole survivor of this battle.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!
Sunday, March 23, 2008
The Right Wing Vs. The Untouchables
The Right Wing is Zues, The Wicked Witch of the West, Flash, Duncan Idaho ghola #6, John Stewart, Mr. Freeze, Blackfire, Jedi Knight #16-21, Storm, Sandstorm, Green Goblin, T-Rex #16-18, Athena, Jack Shephard, Batwoman, Agent #1 & 2, Slimer, Donkey Kong Jr., Gold Dragon #10-15, Goliath, Capt. Panaka, & The Incredible Hulk.
The Untouchables are Deadpool, Megatron, The Men in Black (Jay & Kay), The Constucticons, Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch, & The Thing, Doc Hudson, Pyro, Mystique, The Protectabots, The WildC.A.T.S.: Spartan, Voodoo, Zealot, Grifter, Maul, Warblade, Void, & Lord Emp, White Queen, James Bond, Dr. Polaris, Huntress, Det. Horatio Caine, Legolas, Green Arrow & Black Canary, The Atom, Malificent, Tinkerbell, Horse #1-6, Army Soldier #76-93, Griffin #1 & 2.
Green Goblin begins flying around the city on his glider but Dr. Polaris uses his magnetic powers to take the glider right out from underneath him. This causes Green Goblin to fall several stories to his death. Jay, Kay, Legolas, Green Arrow, Black Canary, & Horatio Caine all take a horse and ride their seperate ways. Since it worked so well against Reign Supremacy Sandstorm transforms into a dune buggy and Capt. Panaka, Jack Shephard, and Donkey Kong Jr. all get inside. They start wildly driving through the city's streets and come up on The WildC.A.T.S.; Sandstorm does a drive by and Capt. Panaka with his award winning aim hits Void with 5 lazer blasts before she can teleport out of the way. Sandstorm turns around to try it again but Voodoo uses her powers of magnetism to completely crush the Autobot along with everyone riding in him. The 2 griffins take to the air but are quickly burnt to a crisp by the 6 Gold Dragons. Maleficent turns into a dragon herself and begins to fly toward them but she notices that the Wicked Witch of the West is flying at her on her broomstick preparing for an attack. Although Maleficent loves her dragon form she knows she will get much more enjoyment from killing a fellow witch. She becomes even more arrogant at her chances of victory once Tinkerbell and The Atom both fly up to lend her some back up. The Wicked Witch lives up to her name as she flies by Tinkerbell and swipes her out of the air, crushing her in her green hands. She then dodges the attack made by Maleficent and throws her patented mystical fireball at the other witch which engulfs Maleficent in flames. The Atom retaliates to this attack by hitting the broomstick of the witch of the West with one well-placed punch breaking it in 2. The Wicked Witch then falls out of the sky. Batwoman and Huntress, using a variety of ropes and grappling hooks both swing up to the top of one of the tallest skyscrapers. They begin fighting using a flurry of kicks and flips (I don't know how else to explain it so just pretend like your watching any episode of any Batman cartoon). Huntress attacks using some sort of binding rope to tie up Batwoman but as Huntress goes in for the kill Batwoman falls on to her back doing a sort of bicycle kick which knocks Huntress (Sans grappling device because it is wrapped around Batwoman) off of the skyscraper. Zues attacks Deadpool and Megatron with lightning bolts out of both of his hands. Deadpool gets hit in the chest and is knocked to the ground and Megatron gets hit in the leg. This does a signifigant amount of damage to the Decepticon who now begins flying because it is easier to stay off of his leg. Megatron begins shooting his arm cannon at the god but Zues manages to either dodge or deflect anything that Megatron throws at him. Megatron then transforms into gun form and lands directly into the arms of Deadpool who is now healed from Zues' original attack. Deadpool uses the Decepticon leader to blow away the King of the gods with several blasts from the very high-powered robot/weapon. Mr. Freeze creates a wall of ice in order to provide cover for his team but Jay & Kay blast through it with their high-powered alien weapons and ride through on their horses. They then shoot Mr. Freeze and damage his suit which leaves him exposed to the city air that is warm enough to kill him. Duncan Idaho rushes in in a flurry of kicks and knife slashes that knock the Men in Black from their horses. Before they even realize what hit them they are finished off along with both of their horses by the ghola of the Atreides Weapons master. Goliath attacks by crushing Horse #5 and its rider Black Canary who have been left alone by Green Arrow; who has been spending less and less time with her ever since he met his new best friend Legolas. They have been doing nothing but talking mostly about why arrows are still the superior form of weaponry and the joys of green clothing among other things. Goliath then brings his huge fist down on Dr. Polaris crushing him with his hand. The Army soldiers move up in a unit against the mammoth individual lending each other cover fire as they move in closer and closer to Goliath. Gloiath manages to crush soldiers #79 & 80 but the well-trained soldiers actually bring down the huge individual as they unload bullet after bullet into him. The Atom rejoins the battle but as he is flying into the fray Slimer opens up his disgusting mouth and swallows the tiny titan completely consuming him. Pyro then turns on his flame-thrower and takes aim at Slimer. This at first does not seem to work but eventually even the gross little ghost cannot take that much heat as he evaporates into nothingness. John Stewart moves against The Fantastic 4 and with a giant green battering ram breaks through the invisible force field that has been created by Invisible Woman. He then finishes her off with a giant green fist. Mr. Fantastic wraps himself around the green lantern but John Stewart completely engulfs himself with green energy making himself look much like a green version of the Human Torch. This melts Mr. Fantastic off of him creating a smell much like that of burning tires. He moves against Human Torch next but Human Torch cannot keep up with Stewart's speed and is completely destroyed as John Stewart redirects both his own flames and Human Torch's back at Jonny Storm. The green Lantern is now thinking that the hard part is over but just then an enraged Ben Grimm jumps off of a nearby building and punches John Stewart in the head completely demolishing his skull. He lands on the cement creating a small tremor. The Hulk firmly believes that he can take out the WildC.A.T.S. on his own and begins to do so as he jumps into the middle of the team landing directly on top of Voodoo. First he crushes his favorite punching bag the Thing. He then grabs a hold of the android leader of the team Spartan and crushes him into scrap. Horatio Caine makes a valiant ride at the Hulk on his horse and hits him with several shots from his 9 mm. But this just makes the Hulk angry as he kicks Horatio Cain and his horse over top of the building next to them. White Queen attempts to turn the Hulk back into Bruce Banner by controlling his mind, and she is actually almost successful but this act makes the Hulk even more mad which takes the power of changing away from even him. The Hulk has no problem crushing the White Queen even as she tries to protect herself with her normally impervious skin. Lord Emp & War Blade try to keep the Hulk busy while Maul keeps increasing his size until his level of intelligence is nearly nothing. Even with the rampaging Maul in his strongest form Lord Emp is not certain that they can take the green goliath. But they get some more unexpected help as the Constructicons merge to form Devastator. Hulk pounces on Maul knocking the life out of him and then throws the dead body of Maul at Devastator. Devastator just narrowly misses being completely demolished by this attack by getting out of the way at the last second. Hulk pulls out a lampost and knocks off the head of the supposedely immortal Lord Emp but Devastator steals the idea by pulling out his own lampost and using it to hit the Hulk. This still does not kill the Hulk but he is eventually finished off as Devastator gets over top of him and brings his huge metal fists on to the Hulk over and over again until nothing remains except the small battered body of Bruce Banner. The Protectabots merge to form Defensor but Black Fire and Storm fly in to face him. Blackfire hits the gestalt with multiple cosmic blasts and then rushes in to hit Defensor with a flurry a super-powered punches this begins to destabiliaze the huge Autobot but he is not knocked over until Storm throws as powerful of a gust as she can at the Transformer knocking him to the ground. In the act of falling Defensor creates a huge cracked crater in the city streets which the 6 Jedi's and Duncan Idaho jump into and finish him off. Doc Hudson pulls up and Mystique jumps out of the passenger seat. She runs up to the Jedi but she shape shifts her body to look exactly like Storm. She says "Come on we can still help the Hulk". The Jedi do not realize that that battle is already decided and as they turn the corner they are attacked by Devastator and Warblade. Jedi Knights#16 & 17 take out Warblade by using their lightsabers to cut through his organic steel body like butter but they do not do much more than scratch the mighty Devastator who defeats them all. Agent #1 & 2 attack Grifter and Zealot who put on a great show of their skills in hand to hand combat but the Agents prove to be to much for them and they finish off the remaining two WildC.A.T.S. with their superior speed, strength, & fighting knowledge. James Bond moves against the agents next as he comments to himself that he truly appreciates the way these 2 can dress. James is able to dodge the blows of the 2 computer programs at first and is even quick enough to pull out his Walther .380 and shoot Agent #2 in the head, but 2 agents at once was a bit to much even for the great 007 as Agent #1 hits him with a fierce karate chop to the neck that cracks his vertebrate. Mystique, who is still masked to look like Storm runs up to Athena in hopes to get Athena to do some of her dirty work. Mystique says "The Flash has gone crazy, you need to try to stop him". Athena acts like she is going to help but she senses what even the 6 Jedi Knights could not. Athena knows a virtuous soul when she sees one, so she knows that the right thing to do is to attack. She takes her sword and cuts the head off of the Storm look alike and kills Mystique. Doc Hudson is racing around the city but the Flash easily catches up to him. Flash passes him up and then races by a billboard knocking it over just with his sheer velocity. The huge sign falls on Doc Hudson completely crushing him. Duncan Idaho and Deadpool begin fighting each other. Deadpool is happy to find out that this Duncan Idaho is more like the one on his team not like the one he had to face in the Dessert battle. Deadpool seems to have the upper hand even though his projectile weapons are useless against Idaho's shield, but then Batwoman swoops in to lend a hand to Duncan Idaho. She kicks Deadpool to the ground and Duncan Idaho jumps on him stabbing him in the chest. It appears that Deadpool is dead as they begin walking away but he pops back up and chops off Batwoman's head with his katana blade. Duncan Idaho jumps back on top of Deadpool stabbing him repeatedely. This time Idaho does not allow any chance for error as he uses his knife to actually remove Deadpool's heart. He actually feels bad for doing such a gruesome act which reminds him of his childhood growing up on the brutal Harkonen homeworld of Geidi Prime. As he is pondering his many tragic lives both as a person and a ghola Megatron flies in to avenge his BFF Deadpool and uses his arm cannon to disintegrate Duncan Idaho. Blackfire and Storm attempt to do the same thing to Devastator as they did to Defensor but Devastator proves to be a little more durable and cannot be knocked down so easily. Devastator fights back through the wind and punches Storm, knocking her through the brick wall of the neighboring building and breaking every bone in her body. Blackfire is unsure that she can take the gestalt on her own but she continues to blast away at it and flying around the huge Transformer to quickly for him to hit her. Just then the 3 T-Rex's come rampaging in and attack Devastator. In this crazy city environment the dinosaurs are scared and confused as T-Rex #16 knocks down Devastator with his thick tail. The 3 T-Rexes begin tearing Devastator apart but Devastator continues to fight back. Black Fire flies in to help but the blood-thirsty T-Rex #18 bites swallows its "teammate" whole. Devastator with his last burst of strength slams the heads of T-Rex #16 & 17 togeather and kills them right before T-Rex #18 rips out the core circuitry of Devastator and destroys the spark of all 6 Constructicons. The Gold Dragons swoop down to attack the Army Soldiers but the soldiers hold their position and fire back. In the first run the Dragons take out Army Aoldiers #77, 78, 85, & 90-93. Soldier #76 yells "concentrate all shots at the nearest dragon". This plan somewhat works out as they kill Gold Dragon #12 and then #14 but the Dragons then land and begin to pick apart the soldiers one by one. The valiant soldiers fight until the end and even manage to take out Dragon #10 before they all die but they are simply mismatched against the huge beasts. The wounded dragons begin to take off but they are suddenely riddled with arrows from Green Arrow and Legolas who are riding up on their horses. Legolas puts 4 perfectly placed arrows into Dragon #11 and Green Arrow puts an explosive arrow right into the mouth of Gold Dragon #13. But as the biggest one of the bunch Gold Dragon #15 bears his teeth and his wings the 2 horses rear up and throw their riders onto the ground. The 2 archer regroup and Green Arrow shoots the dragon with an arrow that turns into a net which keeps the dragon tied up for a moment while Legolas pulls out his daggers and jumps on top of the Dragon. Legolas knows exactly where to stab the dragon in order to take him out which is exactly what he does. The hungry T-Rex #18 makes a quick and well-deserved meal out of the remaining 2 horses. Megatron rudely interupts the meal of the T-Rex by blasting it in the head. The T-Rex could have possibly fought back if it were smart enough to know what was going on but the animal continues to act on instinct and refuses to give up on the dlicious horse meat long enough to fight back. Megatron continues to shoot the dinosuar until it is dead. Athena runs up to Megatron and with an amazing leap jumps right into the hole in his leg that Zues made with his lightning bolt. She then hacks away at his circuitry with her mystical sword until he begins to shut down. Pyro sees this happening and knows that Megatron is not going to survive so he blasts Megatron with his mutant enhanced flames sealing the hole and trapping Athena inside burning her alive. Agent #1 does not so much attack Pyro as he does his equipment. He kicks Pyro's flamethrower breaking it and causing a major explosion. Pyro is not harmed by the fire but it does cause him to be quite distracted as the agent breaks his neck. Green Arrow and Legolas blindly shoot dozens of arrows into the fire and kill the agent. Flash runs up and is way to fast for either of the archers to hit even with their incredible aim. Flash catches one of Legolas' arrows and stabs it into the heart of Green Arrow. Flash then punches Legolas' elven bow and breaks it in half with the pure speed vibration. Legolas pulls out his long Elven Knives and prepares himself. Flash runs by with such velocity that the force alone knocks Legolas over and seems to knock one of the Elven Knives out of his hand. The very dizzy Legolas gets up to look for his enemy but he can't see him or his knife anywhere. He then looks to his side and see his knife sticking out of the chest of Flash who is lying on the ground dead. Flash was moving so quickly that even the reflex enhanced elf did not know that he stabbed the knife into the superhero as he ran by. Legolas looks around the destroyed city with a very solemn feeling due to the fact that he is the sole survivor of either team.
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Untouchables are Deadpool, Megatron, The Men in Black (Jay & Kay), The Constucticons, Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch, & The Thing, Doc Hudson, Pyro, Mystique, The Protectabots, The WildC.A.T.S.: Spartan, Voodoo, Zealot, Grifter, Maul, Warblade, Void, & Lord Emp, White Queen, James Bond, Dr. Polaris, Huntress, Det. Horatio Caine, Legolas, Green Arrow & Black Canary, The Atom, Malificent, Tinkerbell, Horse #1-6, Army Soldier #76-93, Griffin #1 & 2.
Green Goblin begins flying around the city on his glider but Dr. Polaris uses his magnetic powers to take the glider right out from underneath him. This causes Green Goblin to fall several stories to his death. Jay, Kay, Legolas, Green Arrow, Black Canary, & Horatio Caine all take a horse and ride their seperate ways. Since it worked so well against Reign Supremacy Sandstorm transforms into a dune buggy and Capt. Panaka, Jack Shephard, and Donkey Kong Jr. all get inside. They start wildly driving through the city's streets and come up on The WildC.A.T.S.; Sandstorm does a drive by and Capt. Panaka with his award winning aim hits Void with 5 lazer blasts before she can teleport out of the way. Sandstorm turns around to try it again but Voodoo uses her powers of magnetism to completely crush the Autobot along with everyone riding in him. The 2 griffins take to the air but are quickly burnt to a crisp by the 6 Gold Dragons. Maleficent turns into a dragon herself and begins to fly toward them but she notices that the Wicked Witch of the West is flying at her on her broomstick preparing for an attack. Although Maleficent loves her dragon form she knows she will get much more enjoyment from killing a fellow witch. She becomes even more arrogant at her chances of victory once Tinkerbell and The Atom both fly up to lend her some back up. The Wicked Witch lives up to her name as she flies by Tinkerbell and swipes her out of the air, crushing her in her green hands. She then dodges the attack made by Maleficent and throws her patented mystical fireball at the other witch which engulfs Maleficent in flames. The Atom retaliates to this attack by hitting the broomstick of the witch of the West with one well-placed punch breaking it in 2. The Wicked Witch then falls out of the sky. Batwoman and Huntress, using a variety of ropes and grappling hooks both swing up to the top of one of the tallest skyscrapers. They begin fighting using a flurry of kicks and flips (I don't know how else to explain it so just pretend like your watching any episode of any Batman cartoon). Huntress attacks using some sort of binding rope to tie up Batwoman but as Huntress goes in for the kill Batwoman falls on to her back doing a sort of bicycle kick which knocks Huntress (Sans grappling device because it is wrapped around Batwoman) off of the skyscraper. Zues attacks Deadpool and Megatron with lightning bolts out of both of his hands. Deadpool gets hit in the chest and is knocked to the ground and Megatron gets hit in the leg. This does a signifigant amount of damage to the Decepticon who now begins flying because it is easier to stay off of his leg. Megatron begins shooting his arm cannon at the god but Zues manages to either dodge or deflect anything that Megatron throws at him. Megatron then transforms into gun form and lands directly into the arms of Deadpool who is now healed from Zues' original attack. Deadpool uses the Decepticon leader to blow away the King of the gods with several blasts from the very high-powered robot/weapon. Mr. Freeze creates a wall of ice in order to provide cover for his team but Jay & Kay blast through it with their high-powered alien weapons and ride through on their horses. They then shoot Mr. Freeze and damage his suit which leaves him exposed to the city air that is warm enough to kill him. Duncan Idaho rushes in in a flurry of kicks and knife slashes that knock the Men in Black from their horses. Before they even realize what hit them they are finished off along with both of their horses by the ghola of the Atreides Weapons master. Goliath attacks by crushing Horse #5 and its rider Black Canary who have been left alone by Green Arrow; who has been spending less and less time with her ever since he met his new best friend Legolas. They have been doing nothing but talking mostly about why arrows are still the superior form of weaponry and the joys of green clothing among other things. Goliath then brings his huge fist down on Dr. Polaris crushing him with his hand. The Army soldiers move up in a unit against the mammoth individual lending each other cover fire as they move in closer and closer to Goliath. Gloiath manages to crush soldiers #79 & 80 but the well-trained soldiers actually bring down the huge individual as they unload bullet after bullet into him. The Atom rejoins the battle but as he is flying into the fray Slimer opens up his disgusting mouth and swallows the tiny titan completely consuming him. Pyro then turns on his flame-thrower and takes aim at Slimer. This at first does not seem to work but eventually even the gross little ghost cannot take that much heat as he evaporates into nothingness. John Stewart moves against The Fantastic 4 and with a giant green battering ram breaks through the invisible force field that has been created by Invisible Woman. He then finishes her off with a giant green fist. Mr. Fantastic wraps himself around the green lantern but John Stewart completely engulfs himself with green energy making himself look much like a green version of the Human Torch. This melts Mr. Fantastic off of him creating a smell much like that of burning tires. He moves against Human Torch next but Human Torch cannot keep up with Stewart's speed and is completely destroyed as John Stewart redirects both his own flames and Human Torch's back at Jonny Storm. The green Lantern is now thinking that the hard part is over but just then an enraged Ben Grimm jumps off of a nearby building and punches John Stewart in the head completely demolishing his skull. He lands on the cement creating a small tremor. The Hulk firmly believes that he can take out the WildC.A.T.S. on his own and begins to do so as he jumps into the middle of the team landing directly on top of Voodoo. First he crushes his favorite punching bag the Thing. He then grabs a hold of the android leader of the team Spartan and crushes him into scrap. Horatio Caine makes a valiant ride at the Hulk on his horse and hits him with several shots from his 9 mm. But this just makes the Hulk angry as he kicks Horatio Cain and his horse over top of the building next to them. White Queen attempts to turn the Hulk back into Bruce Banner by controlling his mind, and she is actually almost successful but this act makes the Hulk even more mad which takes the power of changing away from even him. The Hulk has no problem crushing the White Queen even as she tries to protect herself with her normally impervious skin. Lord Emp & War Blade try to keep the Hulk busy while Maul keeps increasing his size until his level of intelligence is nearly nothing. Even with the rampaging Maul in his strongest form Lord Emp is not certain that they can take the green goliath. But they get some more unexpected help as the Constructicons merge to form Devastator. Hulk pounces on Maul knocking the life out of him and then throws the dead body of Maul at Devastator. Devastator just narrowly misses being completely demolished by this attack by getting out of the way at the last second. Hulk pulls out a lampost and knocks off the head of the supposedely immortal Lord Emp but Devastator steals the idea by pulling out his own lampost and using it to hit the Hulk. This still does not kill the Hulk but he is eventually finished off as Devastator gets over top of him and brings his huge metal fists on to the Hulk over and over again until nothing remains except the small battered body of Bruce Banner. The Protectabots merge to form Defensor but Black Fire and Storm fly in to face him. Blackfire hits the gestalt with multiple cosmic blasts and then rushes in to hit Defensor with a flurry a super-powered punches this begins to destabiliaze the huge Autobot but he is not knocked over until Storm throws as powerful of a gust as she can at the Transformer knocking him to the ground. In the act of falling Defensor creates a huge cracked crater in the city streets which the 6 Jedi's and Duncan Idaho jump into and finish him off. Doc Hudson pulls up and Mystique jumps out of the passenger seat. She runs up to the Jedi but she shape shifts her body to look exactly like Storm. She says "Come on we can still help the Hulk". The Jedi do not realize that that battle is already decided and as they turn the corner they are attacked by Devastator and Warblade. Jedi Knights#16 & 17 take out Warblade by using their lightsabers to cut through his organic steel body like butter but they do not do much more than scratch the mighty Devastator who defeats them all. Agent #1 & 2 attack Grifter and Zealot who put on a great show of their skills in hand to hand combat but the Agents prove to be to much for them and they finish off the remaining two WildC.A.T.S. with their superior speed, strength, & fighting knowledge. James Bond moves against the agents next as he comments to himself that he truly appreciates the way these 2 can dress. James is able to dodge the blows of the 2 computer programs at first and is even quick enough to pull out his Walther .380 and shoot Agent #2 in the head, but 2 agents at once was a bit to much even for the great 007 as Agent #1 hits him with a fierce karate chop to the neck that cracks his vertebrate. Mystique, who is still masked to look like Storm runs up to Athena in hopes to get Athena to do some of her dirty work. Mystique says "The Flash has gone crazy, you need to try to stop him". Athena acts like she is going to help but she senses what even the 6 Jedi Knights could not. Athena knows a virtuous soul when she sees one, so she knows that the right thing to do is to attack. She takes her sword and cuts the head off of the Storm look alike and kills Mystique. Doc Hudson is racing around the city but the Flash easily catches up to him. Flash passes him up and then races by a billboard knocking it over just with his sheer velocity. The huge sign falls on Doc Hudson completely crushing him. Duncan Idaho and Deadpool begin fighting each other. Deadpool is happy to find out that this Duncan Idaho is more like the one on his team not like the one he had to face in the Dessert battle. Deadpool seems to have the upper hand even though his projectile weapons are useless against Idaho's shield, but then Batwoman swoops in to lend a hand to Duncan Idaho. She kicks Deadpool to the ground and Duncan Idaho jumps on him stabbing him in the chest. It appears that Deadpool is dead as they begin walking away but he pops back up and chops off Batwoman's head with his katana blade. Duncan Idaho jumps back on top of Deadpool stabbing him repeatedely. This time Idaho does not allow any chance for error as he uses his knife to actually remove Deadpool's heart. He actually feels bad for doing such a gruesome act which reminds him of his childhood growing up on the brutal Harkonen homeworld of Geidi Prime. As he is pondering his many tragic lives both as a person and a ghola Megatron flies in to avenge his BFF Deadpool and uses his arm cannon to disintegrate Duncan Idaho. Blackfire and Storm attempt to do the same thing to Devastator as they did to Defensor but Devastator proves to be a little more durable and cannot be knocked down so easily. Devastator fights back through the wind and punches Storm, knocking her through the brick wall of the neighboring building and breaking every bone in her body. Blackfire is unsure that she can take the gestalt on her own but she continues to blast away at it and flying around the huge Transformer to quickly for him to hit her. Just then the 3 T-Rex's come rampaging in and attack Devastator. In this crazy city environment the dinosaurs are scared and confused as T-Rex #16 knocks down Devastator with his thick tail. The 3 T-Rexes begin tearing Devastator apart but Devastator continues to fight back. Black Fire flies in to help but the blood-thirsty T-Rex #18 bites swallows its "teammate" whole. Devastator with his last burst of strength slams the heads of T-Rex #16 & 17 togeather and kills them right before T-Rex #18 rips out the core circuitry of Devastator and destroys the spark of all 6 Constructicons. The Gold Dragons swoop down to attack the Army Soldiers but the soldiers hold their position and fire back. In the first run the Dragons take out Army Aoldiers #77, 78, 85, & 90-93. Soldier #76 yells "concentrate all shots at the nearest dragon". This plan somewhat works out as they kill Gold Dragon #12 and then #14 but the Dragons then land and begin to pick apart the soldiers one by one. The valiant soldiers fight until the end and even manage to take out Dragon #10 before they all die but they are simply mismatched against the huge beasts. The wounded dragons begin to take off but they are suddenely riddled with arrows from Green Arrow and Legolas who are riding up on their horses. Legolas puts 4 perfectly placed arrows into Dragon #11 and Green Arrow puts an explosive arrow right into the mouth of Gold Dragon #13. But as the biggest one of the bunch Gold Dragon #15 bears his teeth and his wings the 2 horses rear up and throw their riders onto the ground. The 2 archer regroup and Green Arrow shoots the dragon with an arrow that turns into a net which keeps the dragon tied up for a moment while Legolas pulls out his daggers and jumps on top of the Dragon. Legolas knows exactly where to stab the dragon in order to take him out which is exactly what he does. The hungry T-Rex #18 makes a quick and well-deserved meal out of the remaining 2 horses. Megatron rudely interupts the meal of the T-Rex by blasting it in the head. The T-Rex could have possibly fought back if it were smart enough to know what was going on but the animal continues to act on instinct and refuses to give up on the dlicious horse meat long enough to fight back. Megatron continues to shoot the dinosuar until it is dead. Athena runs up to Megatron and with an amazing leap jumps right into the hole in his leg that Zues made with his lightning bolt. She then hacks away at his circuitry with her mystical sword until he begins to shut down. Pyro sees this happening and knows that Megatron is not going to survive so he blasts Megatron with his mutant enhanced flames sealing the hole and trapping Athena inside burning her alive. Agent #1 does not so much attack Pyro as he does his equipment. He kicks Pyro's flamethrower breaking it and causing a major explosion. Pyro is not harmed by the fire but it does cause him to be quite distracted as the agent breaks his neck. Green Arrow and Legolas blindly shoot dozens of arrows into the fire and kill the agent. Flash runs up and is way to fast for either of the archers to hit even with their incredible aim. Flash catches one of Legolas' arrows and stabs it into the heart of Green Arrow. Flash then punches Legolas' elven bow and breaks it in half with the pure speed vibration. Legolas pulls out his long Elven Knives and prepares himself. Flash runs by with such velocity that the force alone knocks Legolas over and seems to knock one of the Elven Knives out of his hand. The very dizzy Legolas gets up to look for his enemy but he can't see him or his knife anywhere. He then looks to his side and see his knife sticking out of the chest of Flash who is lying on the ground dead. Flash was moving so quickly that even the reflex enhanced elf did not know that he stabbed the knife into the superhero as he ran by. Legolas looks around the destroyed city with a very solemn feeling due to the fact that he is the sole survivor of either team.
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Syracuse Valley Vs. The Outsiders
The Syracuse Valley is Omega Red, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, & Ratbat, Darth Maul, Casey Jones, Master Chief, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, Splinter, Nightcrawler, Venom, Zit, Rash, Pimple, Star Fox, Sonic & Tails, Hammer Bros. #1-10, Boomerang Bros. #1-10, Fire Bros. #1-10, Giant Hammer Bros. #1-10, Xenomorph #85-98, Kree Soldier #1-3, Little Goomba #1-3.
The Outsiders are Ares: god of war, Apollo, Hercules, Mace Windu, Razorclaw, Divebomb, Rampage, Tantrum, Headstrong, Sky Lynx, Ramjet, Kup, Cliff Jumper, Jack Baur, Curtis Manning, Dr. Doom, Brandon Inge, Marv, Galactus w/ Nova, Fin Fang Foom, Red Dragon #15, Dark Jedi Master #31-40, Dark Jedi #11 & 12.
The Syracuse Valley is teleported into the middle of New York City where they are confronted by The Outsiders, who have already arrived. The members of The Syracuse Valley feel fairly confident in this fight, considering they are outnumbering their opponents more than two to one. “This should be a walk in the park,” says Sonic the Hedgehog. “Yeah, Central Park,” quips Michelangelo. “That’s not funny,” Raphael bluntly replies as he slaps his fellow Ninja Turtle upside the head. Mace Windu feels this overconfidence flowing through the Force and orders the rest of his team to reveal themselves. The ground beneath them begins to shake, car alarms start going of everywhere, and the street itself explodes right in front of The Syracuse Valley. As the dust begins to clear, a mighty roar bellows from the depths, and out of the intersection of Fifth Avenue and West 34th Street, bursts Fin Fang Foom. The ground continues to rumble, as Galactus, the devourer of worlds, walks out from behind the Empire State Building. This causes the Battletoads to stammer back on their heels, with their jaws dropped and eyes bugged out. (You know, like in the video game.) “So, you were saying?” replies Master Windu. Kup transformers into his cybertronian El Camino truck and as he takes off towards the army of Hammer, Fire, and Boomerang Brothers. Jack Bauer, Curtis Manning, and Marv jump into Kup’s truck bed with their guns drawn. The three of them pick off Hammer Bros. #1, 2, 4 and 9, Fire Bros. #9 and 10, and Boomerang Bros. #1, 5, and 7. They were about to spin around to go for another pass, but the fourteen Xenomorphs attack the aging transformer and his passengers. The aliens overtake Curtis Manning, but before Jack Bauer and Marv meet their deaths, they are able to take Xenomorphs # 88, 89 and 98 with them. Kup is fairing slightly better, having killed Xenomorphs # 86, 87, 90, and 91. However in the slaughter he forgot that they have similar acidic blood as that of the Giant Igyac, which is now eating away at Kup’s body. Cliffjumper races to help his fellow Autobot and with a couple good shots with his glass gas gun, he freezes and shatters Xenomorphs #85, 92, 93, and 94. Alas, it was not in time, the acid blood had eaten away to Kup’s spark, killing him. Soundwave, then ejects, Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat. Cliffjumper is tackled by Rumble and Frenzy, who with their piston arms pound the Autobot into a pile of sparking wires and scrap metal. Venom strangely stays away from any direct confrontation. However, he is swinging high around the city and scaling the skyscrapers. The eight remaining Fire Bros. start whipping fireballs at Brandon Inge, who keeps hitting line drives right back at them, killing Fire Bros. #1, 5, 6 and 8. A few fireballs manage to get through, but with his All-Star third baseman’s agility, B. Inge is able to jump out of the way. When Inge looks up, he finds himself staring at a very disgruntled Casey Jones, who is wielding two Jose Canseco bats. Lucky for the Detroit Tiger, Apollo sees this as well and fires several arrows, one after another, into Casey Jones’s back. Being that they are all cut from the same cloth, so to say; Rash, Zit, Pimple, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails, Star Fox, and Giant Hammer Bros. #1-10 decide to merge onto Fin Fang Foom. (Hell, he looks like a level boss, doesn’t he?) Sonic spin dashes up the giant dragon’s arm and begins to speed punch the back of his head. Fin Fang Foom swats the blue hyper-active mammal like a mosquito. Tails takes flight, but isn’t up in the air for long, before his burning carcass is crashing to the ground from Fin Fang Foom’s combustible acid breathe. Ares and Apollo decide to join the fray, jumping in the middle of the small attack squad. The gods draw their swords; Apollo skins Star Fox in such a style that would bring a tear to a taxidermist’s eye. Ares guts the three Battletoads as if it were seventh grade Biology class. The Giant Hammer Bros swarm the gods firing hammers at them. Ares is able to kill Giant Hammer Bros #4 and 9, while Apollo shoots #3 with several arrows. Hercules joins the fight and rips Giant Hammer Bros. #6’s shell off of his back and launches it across the street where it covers the Dark Jedi’s shielding them from the laser blasts coming from the air, where Buzzsaw, Laserbeak, and Ratbat have been circling. Omega Red jumps down behind Ares and Apollo and wraps his Carbonadium tentacles around the Greek gods’ necks. Omega Red tightens his grip as he drains them of their life force, killing both gods. Sky Lynx swoops in, flanked by Red Dragon #15, and they both engulf Buzzsaw, Laserbeak, and Ratbat in a fury of laser blasts and fire. Master Chief in retaliation perched up on the roof of 417 Fifth Avenue, takes aim with his M6 Spartan Laser and blows a hole through Red Dragon #15. As Sky Lynx dive bombs the Spartan-II soldier, Master Chief fires his laser point blank at the Autobot who is in a suicide plunge that crashes into building which the Halo hero was on. Both are killed in a massive explosion, destroying the building as well. Darth Maul and Mace Windu begin to stalk each other for battle, in which some Star Wars fan-boys (you know who you are) have been waiting for since May 19, 1999. Several members on both sides try to intervene but all meet the same fate. The three Little Goombas are quickly dispatched by the Jedi Master, The Sith Lord is confronted by Hercules but spins around him in such blazing speed it, at first glance, appears that he doesn’t even attack the half-god half-mortal. But Hercules’s body falls into five sections revealing that Maul made not one, but two strikes with is double bladed lightsaber. Darth Maul advances on Mace Windu faster and leaps into the air over the Jedi, landing behind him. Mace block Maul lightsaber attack with a block from over his shoulders and force pushes the Sith away from him. Their battle rages on. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, along with their master, Splinter, move to attack Dark Jedi Masters #31 and 32 and their two Dark Jedi Knights, who have come out from underneath the shell. The turtles, though trained ninjas, don’t put up much of a fight against the Dark Jedi’s. Leonardo is able to throw his katana blades into Dark Jedi #11, before he himself is sliced in half by Dark Jedi Master #32. Splinter is able to defend himself for a short period of time before falling. The remaining eight Dark Jedi Masters go after the Xenomorphs #95, 96, 97, Giant Hammer Bros. #1, 2, 5, 7, 8, and 10. The fight is a slaughter. None walk away but Dark Jedi Masters # 32 and 38. Their victory is short lived, as Nightcrawler teleports in front of them and drives Leonardo’s katana blades through their chests. Meanwhile the Predacons have been stalking their prey, Soundwave, Rumble, Frenzy and Ravage. Razorclaw orders the formation of Predaking, as Soundwave flies toward the gestalt to fight him head on. This is merely a distraction as well as a sacrifice. As Predaking slices Soundwave in half with his giant sword, Rumble and Frenzy are feverishly pounding the ground with their pistons causing a few surrounding skyscrapers to fall on top of Predaking. Unfortunately, this devastation also kills them and Ravage. Galactus, who has been patiently waiting for the right moment orders Nova to strike. She flies in at super sonic speed, destroying the remaining Hammer Bros, Boomerang Bros, and Fire Bros. with her cosmic fire. Omega Red attempts to entwine Dr. Doom with his Carbonadium tentacles, but instead receives a massive electrical shock from Doom’s protected armor. Dr. Doom arrogantly stands over Omega Red and before killing him with a blast of energy from his gauntlet proclaims, “I AM DOOM!” Darth Maul and Mace Windu’s fight looks like it may be nearing a finish as Master Windu has broken Darth Maul’s lightsaber in half. Darth Maul is able to kick Mace Windu’s purple bladed lightsaber out of his hand with a back flip kick, but Mace force pushes the Sith into the bottom floor of the Empire State Building. All of a sudden, Nightcrawler teleports behind Mace Windu and begins to teleport him over and over around the city to confuse the Jedi Master. Mace force pushes the mutant away from him several times, but the experienced X-Man keeps teleporting himself and Master Windu. While his teammate has the Jedi Master occupied, Ramjet starts crashing through billboards and the neon signs that are all over New York City, causing debris to rain down on Darth Maul. But, the Sith Lord is able to escape any injury. Nightcrawler teleports Mace Windu back into the streets where the battle is raging on. Mace Windu immediately draws his lightsaber back to him using the Force. He is also beginning to figure out and sense Nightcrawler’s teleportation. The mutant teleports again behind Windu, but doesn’t teleport away in enough time, as Mace is able to cut Nightcrawler’s tail off. Nightcrawler teleports Master Windu around faster and begins to wear himself out. They both appear about two stories in the air and as they fall, Mace Windu goes to kill Nightcrawler, but Darth Maul see them both falling and races up the fallen Predaking and leaps into the air cutting both his teammate and the Jedi Master in half. Dr. Doom is now blasting at Kree Soldiers #1-3 with his gauntlets. The Kree have charged Victor Von Doom with war crimes against the Kree home planet. Dr. Doom exclaims at the Kree as he blasts them away, “DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!” “It’s just been revoked,” is heard from behind Doom as a laser blasts tears through Doom’s chest. It was Master Chief, who was previously believed to be dead from Sky Lynx’s kamikaze dive. The Spartan-II is badly injured from the explosion and with one home run size swing; Brandon Inge is able to relieve Master Chief’s head from its body. Nova confronts Darth Maul. In a show of over confidence after just succeeding in slaying one of the greatest Jedi’s ever, Maul charges after Nova. He get close, actually within a lightsaber’s reach, if not closer to Nova, before she fries Darth Maul until all that is left is a horned skeleton. The symbiote alien that is Venom finally reveals his plans. He is perched on Galactus’s shoulder. Knowing that the ravager of worlds would be a much more suitable host, the symbiote separates itself from Eddie Brock, allowing him to fall to his death. Galactus, refuses to be a host to anyone uses the vastness of the Power Cosmic obliterates the symbiote at a molecular level.
THE OUTSIDERS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Outsiders are Ares: god of war, Apollo, Hercules, Mace Windu, Razorclaw, Divebomb, Rampage, Tantrum, Headstrong, Sky Lynx, Ramjet, Kup, Cliff Jumper, Jack Baur, Curtis Manning, Dr. Doom, Brandon Inge, Marv, Galactus w/ Nova, Fin Fang Foom, Red Dragon #15, Dark Jedi Master #31-40, Dark Jedi #11 & 12.
The Syracuse Valley is teleported into the middle of New York City where they are confronted by The Outsiders, who have already arrived. The members of The Syracuse Valley feel fairly confident in this fight, considering they are outnumbering their opponents more than two to one. “This should be a walk in the park,” says Sonic the Hedgehog. “Yeah, Central Park,” quips Michelangelo. “That’s not funny,” Raphael bluntly replies as he slaps his fellow Ninja Turtle upside the head. Mace Windu feels this overconfidence flowing through the Force and orders the rest of his team to reveal themselves. The ground beneath them begins to shake, car alarms start going of everywhere, and the street itself explodes right in front of The Syracuse Valley. As the dust begins to clear, a mighty roar bellows from the depths, and out of the intersection of Fifth Avenue and West 34th Street, bursts Fin Fang Foom. The ground continues to rumble, as Galactus, the devourer of worlds, walks out from behind the Empire State Building. This causes the Battletoads to stammer back on their heels, with their jaws dropped and eyes bugged out. (You know, like in the video game.) “So, you were saying?” replies Master Windu. Kup transformers into his cybertronian El Camino truck and as he takes off towards the army of Hammer, Fire, and Boomerang Brothers. Jack Bauer, Curtis Manning, and Marv jump into Kup’s truck bed with their guns drawn. The three of them pick off Hammer Bros. #1, 2, 4 and 9, Fire Bros. #9 and 10, and Boomerang Bros. #1, 5, and 7. They were about to spin around to go for another pass, but the fourteen Xenomorphs attack the aging transformer and his passengers. The aliens overtake Curtis Manning, but before Jack Bauer and Marv meet their deaths, they are able to take Xenomorphs # 88, 89 and 98 with them. Kup is fairing slightly better, having killed Xenomorphs # 86, 87, 90, and 91. However in the slaughter he forgot that they have similar acidic blood as that of the Giant Igyac, which is now eating away at Kup’s body. Cliffjumper races to help his fellow Autobot and with a couple good shots with his glass gas gun, he freezes and shatters Xenomorphs #85, 92, 93, and 94. Alas, it was not in time, the acid blood had eaten away to Kup’s spark, killing him. Soundwave, then ejects, Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat. Cliffjumper is tackled by Rumble and Frenzy, who with their piston arms pound the Autobot into a pile of sparking wires and scrap metal. Venom strangely stays away from any direct confrontation. However, he is swinging high around the city and scaling the skyscrapers. The eight remaining Fire Bros. start whipping fireballs at Brandon Inge, who keeps hitting line drives right back at them, killing Fire Bros. #1, 5, 6 and 8. A few fireballs manage to get through, but with his All-Star third baseman’s agility, B. Inge is able to jump out of the way. When Inge looks up, he finds himself staring at a very disgruntled Casey Jones, who is wielding two Jose Canseco bats. Lucky for the Detroit Tiger, Apollo sees this as well and fires several arrows, one after another, into Casey Jones’s back. Being that they are all cut from the same cloth, so to say; Rash, Zit, Pimple, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails, Star Fox, and Giant Hammer Bros. #1-10 decide to merge onto Fin Fang Foom. (Hell, he looks like a level boss, doesn’t he?) Sonic spin dashes up the giant dragon’s arm and begins to speed punch the back of his head. Fin Fang Foom swats the blue hyper-active mammal like a mosquito. Tails takes flight, but isn’t up in the air for long, before his burning carcass is crashing to the ground from Fin Fang Foom’s combustible acid breathe. Ares and Apollo decide to join the fray, jumping in the middle of the small attack squad. The gods draw their swords; Apollo skins Star Fox in such a style that would bring a tear to a taxidermist’s eye. Ares guts the three Battletoads as if it were seventh grade Biology class. The Giant Hammer Bros swarm the gods firing hammers at them. Ares is able to kill Giant Hammer Bros #4 and 9, while Apollo shoots #3 with several arrows. Hercules joins the fight and rips Giant Hammer Bros. #6’s shell off of his back and launches it across the street where it covers the Dark Jedi’s shielding them from the laser blasts coming from the air, where Buzzsaw, Laserbeak, and Ratbat have been circling. Omega Red jumps down behind Ares and Apollo and wraps his Carbonadium tentacles around the Greek gods’ necks. Omega Red tightens his grip as he drains them of their life force, killing both gods. Sky Lynx swoops in, flanked by Red Dragon #15, and they both engulf Buzzsaw, Laserbeak, and Ratbat in a fury of laser blasts and fire. Master Chief in retaliation perched up on the roof of 417 Fifth Avenue, takes aim with his M6 Spartan Laser and blows a hole through Red Dragon #15. As Sky Lynx dive bombs the Spartan-II soldier, Master Chief fires his laser point blank at the Autobot who is in a suicide plunge that crashes into building which the Halo hero was on. Both are killed in a massive explosion, destroying the building as well. Darth Maul and Mace Windu begin to stalk each other for battle, in which some Star Wars fan-boys (you know who you are) have been waiting for since May 19, 1999. Several members on both sides try to intervene but all meet the same fate. The three Little Goombas are quickly dispatched by the Jedi Master, The Sith Lord is confronted by Hercules but spins around him in such blazing speed it, at first glance, appears that he doesn’t even attack the half-god half-mortal. But Hercules’s body falls into five sections revealing that Maul made not one, but two strikes with is double bladed lightsaber. Darth Maul advances on Mace Windu faster and leaps into the air over the Jedi, landing behind him. Mace block Maul lightsaber attack with a block from over his shoulders and force pushes the Sith away from him. Their battle rages on. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, along with their master, Splinter, move to attack Dark Jedi Masters #31 and 32 and their two Dark Jedi Knights, who have come out from underneath the shell. The turtles, though trained ninjas, don’t put up much of a fight against the Dark Jedi’s. Leonardo is able to throw his katana blades into Dark Jedi #11, before he himself is sliced in half by Dark Jedi Master #32. Splinter is able to defend himself for a short period of time before falling. The remaining eight Dark Jedi Masters go after the Xenomorphs #95, 96, 97, Giant Hammer Bros. #1, 2, 5, 7, 8, and 10. The fight is a slaughter. None walk away but Dark Jedi Masters # 32 and 38. Their victory is short lived, as Nightcrawler teleports in front of them and drives Leonardo’s katana blades through their chests. Meanwhile the Predacons have been stalking their prey, Soundwave, Rumble, Frenzy and Ravage. Razorclaw orders the formation of Predaking, as Soundwave flies toward the gestalt to fight him head on. This is merely a distraction as well as a sacrifice. As Predaking slices Soundwave in half with his giant sword, Rumble and Frenzy are feverishly pounding the ground with their pistons causing a few surrounding skyscrapers to fall on top of Predaking. Unfortunately, this devastation also kills them and Ravage. Galactus, who has been patiently waiting for the right moment orders Nova to strike. She flies in at super sonic speed, destroying the remaining Hammer Bros, Boomerang Bros, and Fire Bros. with her cosmic fire. Omega Red attempts to entwine Dr. Doom with his Carbonadium tentacles, but instead receives a massive electrical shock from Doom’s protected armor. Dr. Doom arrogantly stands over Omega Red and before killing him with a blast of energy from his gauntlet proclaims, “I AM DOOM!” Darth Maul and Mace Windu’s fight looks like it may be nearing a finish as Master Windu has broken Darth Maul’s lightsaber in half. Darth Maul is able to kick Mace Windu’s purple bladed lightsaber out of his hand with a back flip kick, but Mace force pushes the Sith into the bottom floor of the Empire State Building. All of a sudden, Nightcrawler teleports behind Mace Windu and begins to teleport him over and over around the city to confuse the Jedi Master. Mace force pushes the mutant away from him several times, but the experienced X-Man keeps teleporting himself and Master Windu. While his teammate has the Jedi Master occupied, Ramjet starts crashing through billboards and the neon signs that are all over New York City, causing debris to rain down on Darth Maul. But, the Sith Lord is able to escape any injury. Nightcrawler teleports Mace Windu back into the streets where the battle is raging on. Mace Windu immediately draws his lightsaber back to him using the Force. He is also beginning to figure out and sense Nightcrawler’s teleportation. The mutant teleports again behind Windu, but doesn’t teleport away in enough time, as Mace is able to cut Nightcrawler’s tail off. Nightcrawler teleports Master Windu around faster and begins to wear himself out. They both appear about two stories in the air and as they fall, Mace Windu goes to kill Nightcrawler, but Darth Maul see them both falling and races up the fallen Predaking and leaps into the air cutting both his teammate and the Jedi Master in half. Dr. Doom is now blasting at Kree Soldiers #1-3 with his gauntlets. The Kree have charged Victor Von Doom with war crimes against the Kree home planet. Dr. Doom exclaims at the Kree as he blasts them away, “DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!” “It’s just been revoked,” is heard from behind Doom as a laser blasts tears through Doom’s chest. It was Master Chief, who was previously believed to be dead from Sky Lynx’s kamikaze dive. The Spartan-II is badly injured from the explosion and with one home run size swing; Brandon Inge is able to relieve Master Chief’s head from its body. Nova confronts Darth Maul. In a show of over confidence after just succeeding in slaying one of the greatest Jedi’s ever, Maul charges after Nova. He get close, actually within a lightsaber’s reach, if not closer to Nova, before she fries Darth Maul until all that is left is a horned skeleton. The symbiote alien that is Venom finally reveals his plans. He is perched on Galactus’s shoulder. Knowing that the ravager of worlds would be a much more suitable host, the symbiote separates itself from Eddie Brock, allowing him to fall to his death. Galactus, refuses to be a host to anyone uses the vastness of the Power Cosmic obliterates the symbiote at a molecular level.
THE OUTSIDERS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Saturday, March 22, 2008
The Legion of Doom Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips
The Legion of Doom is The Eradicator, Spawn, Bain, The A-Team (Hanibal, FACE, Murdock, & B.A. Barrackus), Darth Bain, Gorilla Grood, Prof. Xavier, Vigo the Carpathian, Gladiator, T-X, Mighty Joe Young, Jag Jaguar, Apocylypse, Nemesis Enforcer, Paul Atreides, Col. John Madrix, Weapon Omega, The Sinister Six (Dr. Octupuss, Hobgoblin, Sandman, Vulture, Mysterio, & Electro), Ninja Gaiden, Shinobi w/ Yamamoto, The Aerialbots, The Terricons, Goliath (from Gargoyles), & Mordor Horse #1.
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Darkseid, Circuit Breaker, Supergirl, Grimlock, Slag, Snarl, Shazam, Starscream, Sinestro, Six Shot, The Stunticons, Achilles, Deathstroke, Taskmaster, Sabertooth, Charleton Heston, Gozar the Gozarian, The Witch King with his Mordor Horse, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Polaris, Havok, Parasite, The Balrog of Moria, Jamie Madrox, Gideon, Selene the Black Queen, & Elixir.
Supergirl and Darkseid discuss ahead of time that they are going to have to work togeather in order to stop the Eradicator so they begin the battle by taking the fight to him right away. Spawn begins to shape his suit into a proper battle armor but Grimlock transforms into his dinosaur form and shoots his jaw lazer hitting Spawn in the chest, he then steps on him just for good measure. Bain jumps onto Slag's back but the Dinobot throws himself into the side of a building in order to throw Bain off of his back. He then goes against everything a true Brontasaurus would do as he clenches his mighty metal teeth down around Bain's torso, biting him in half. Six Shot flies in from behind one of the buildings and transforms into robot form. The Decepticon assassin fires his lazer gun and blows up FACE. Hanibal gives the signal to B.A. to fire his rocket launcher; which he does, seriousely damaging Six Shot. As the transformer turns to face his new attackers he knocks Hanibal through the window of a department store. B.A. Then throws Murdock at Six Shot and he lands on top of the giant robot's foot. Murdock throws some plastic explosives into the hole that B.A. made with the rocket launcher and the improvised explosive blows up Six Shot. B.A. and Murdock run over to Hanibal who is about to die, but before he does he says with his last breath "I love it when a plan comes togeather". Darth Bain jumps into action but the Horsemen of Apokolips' head coach Vandal Savage has done his research well and has put his team plan togeather accordingly. Just like they were instructed both Shazam and Sinestro double team the Sith Lord. Lord Bain tries to shoot Sith Lightning at Sinestro but he puts up a wall of yellow energy to block it. Darth Bain begins to pull out his lightsaber but Shazam has already taken the oppurtunity to punch the Sith Lord knocking him in one direction and his red lightsaber in another one. Sinestro then uses his power ring to create a yellow lightsaber of his own that he uses to stab Darth Bain through the heart. Starscream flies by Gorilla Grood, who jumps onto the wing of the jet. Gorilla Grood begins pounding on him but Starscream just flies higher and higher. Once he is high off the ground he cannot seem to shake the huge gorilla off of him so he flies even closer to one of the huge skyscrapes. Starscream, always the risk taker gets so dangerousely close that he scrapes Gorilla Grood right off of him without harming himself. Gorilla Grood plummets to his death. Scarlet Witch turns Prof. X's flying wheel chair into a rickety old stool that breaks under his weight, but Prof. X gets into her mind making her turn it right back. He then overloads her mind instantly killing her. Gozar blasts Vigo with her hands but Vigo uses the bad feelings from the city they are in to redirect the anger and hatred right back at her. He uses this power to blow her up completely. The Stunticons merge to form Menacer but is outnumbered when the Aerialbots merge to form Superion and the Terricons merge to form Abominus. It is looking bleak for Menacer until Circuit Breaker attempts to sneak up on Abominus to use her abilities to shut down the huge Gestalt but head coach Richard the Lionheart did his research as well and warned The Legion of doom about her powers and Mighty Joe Young stomps on her before she can accomplish her mission. Just as the Aerialbots and Terricons are thinking they have strength in numbers once again Polaris saves her husband Havok who was about to be crushed by Apocylypse. She uses her power of magnetism to throw Apocylypse in his enlarged metal state into Abominus destroying all 6 of her enemies. Polaris then uses her mind to pick up the body of Circuit Breaker that is still sparking. She throws the broken circuits into T-X completely shorting her out and destroying her power source. The true threat of Polaris is now realized so before she can turn her powers toward Superion, Paul Atreides rushes her with his crysknife drawn. Polaris attempts to pull the knife out of his hand with her powers but by the time she realizes that the knife is not made of metal but out of the tooth of a sandworm she is already being stabbed with it. Achilles throws his shield into the neck of Gladiator and then before Gladiator falls Achilles uses the shield that is stuck into the bone of his enemy as a jumping board to leap onto the back of Mighty Joe Young. He then stabs the huge ape in the side of the neck and brings him down instantly. Jag Jaguar begins flying after Quicksilver but he cannot catch him. Jag Jaguar realizes that he is not going to beat him using his speed so he grows into his larger form, which dwarfs some of the smaller buildings around him. Quicksilver tries to run up the leg of Jag Jaguar but the robot swipes him away, knocking him to the ground. He follows this up by squashing the mutant under his giant metal foot. Deathstroke and Taskmaster attack Nemesis Enforcer and Paul. All 4 of them move with unbelievable grace throughout the fight but Deathstroke manages to shoot Nemesis Enforcer's wing and grounds him. Deathsroke then pulls out his sword and finishes him off. Taskmaster is matching all of Paul's Bene Gesserit and Atreides moves but he is still not able to see a move before it happens like the noble born Paul can. As Taskmaster misses with a Bene Gesserit head kick that would have killed anybody Paul sticks him right under the mouth with his crysknife. Col. John Madrox, who is riding on the Mordor horse, rides by with his machine gun blazing at Sabertooth. John then turns the horse around in order to make sure he got his target but Sabertooth's healing factor is already starting to work. Sabertooth jumps onto the horse knocking it over and landing on top of Col. Madrox. Sabertooth then digs his nails into Madrox's neck covering the ground with blood. Sabertooth then finishes off the confused horse that is still lying next to them. The Witch King is riding in toward Prof. X when Weapon Omega tries to stop him. Little does he know that while Weapon Omega has Charles Xavier's back, the Horsemen of Apokolips know that there best chance at Xavier is with the Witch King so they have him protected as well. Havok is slightly bothered as he blasts Weapon Omega with every bit of solar energy he has and splits him in half since he knows that he is killing one mutant in order for the Witch King to go fight another one. Prof. X tries to mind block the Witch King as he rides toward him but the mind of the leader of the Nazgul is already totally taken over by an outside source. The best Prof. X can do is get into the mind of his horse and kill the animal before The Witch King gets to him. All this does is slow him down though as The Witch King jumps up off the ground and stabs his evil-tainted sword into Xavier. Jamie Madrox makes 40 duplicates of himself. Ninja Gaiden and Shinobi, along with his faithful dog Yamamoto attack the multiple man and his multiples. Shinobi uses his ninja magic to take out about 10 of them. Shinobi and Ninja Gaiden then use their swords to take out about 5 more each. This is a good ratio except for the fact that once they almost beat them all, Jamie Madrox just makes even more multiples. Eventually after they each had killed about 20 multiples the 2 ninja's are both defeated by sheer numbers but Yamamoto with his animal instincts manages to get a hold of the original Madrox and rips him to shreds after he witnesses the death of his master. Parasite, Gideon, Selene, & Elixir square off against the Sinister 6. Sandman turns into a sandstorm and begins moving towards his enemies but Elixir jumps into the middle of the storm and uses his powers to break Sandman apart one molecule at a time. The Black Queen without even moving a muscle invades the mind of the Vulture and sends him flying into a lampost head first. Doc Ock in retaliation comes up behind Selene and Elixir driving 2 of his tennacles into their nervous systems killing them both. Parasite gets a hold of Electro and then uses his stolen powers of electricity to knock Hobgoblin off of his glider and send him plumetting to the ground. Gideon tries to attack Mysterio but Mysterio has masked his true location and Gideon hits his teammate Parasite with all of the power he has manifested from the people around him. He accidentally kills Parasite which then returns Electro's powers to him. Electro then tries to blast Gideon and he believes he is successful but really Gideon has taken on the attributes of Mysterio and Electro has killed one of his own teammates as well. Doc Ock then finishes this extremely confusing battle when he wraps his tennacle around the face of Gideons and shatters his skull. The Eradicator has been putting up a tremendous fight against Supergirl and Darkseid but eventually he cannot keep up with that powerful of a double team. As Supergirl manages to keep him held up against the side of a building Darkseid blasts him with a constant stream of Omega Beams for quite a while until the Eradicator is eventually killed. Oh, and by the way in case anybody was wondering what Goliath was doing? He is doing absolutely nothing because this battle is being fought during the day so he is busy being made of rock. Havok, because he feels like he needs the target practice blasts the head off of the statue. Menacer and Superion simultaneousely hit each other with everything they have got. When the hits are landed both of the Gestalts break apart and the legs of both of the giants are crushed in the impact. The Aerialbots take to the air and the Stunticons start wildly driving through the streets. The 3 planes easily take out Dead End and Drag Strip but one of the planes while attempting a daring manuever crashes into the side of a building. The 2 remaining planes fly up to do battle with the semi truck Motor Master but the Optimus Prime-like Decepticon transforms into robot form and blows both of the planes out of the air with his lazer rifle. Paul Atreides has his team regroup now that they have the inferior numbers. Darkseid's team does the same, because he knows that although they have the bigger force they have quite a few members (including himself) that are completely exhausted. The Balrog of Moria does not have that problem at all and the great monster easily finishes off the Sinister Six by using his flaming sword to cut Dr. Octupuss in half and then simply steps on Electro. Charleton Heston, who has also not done much so far cringes a little bit as he takes aim with his M-16 and shoots the dog Yamamoto. Darkseid and Supergirl, who are still pretty banged up from their fight with Eradicator attack Paul Atreides. Paul dodges the omega beams of Darkseid and then comes up behind him stabbing his crysknife into the rock-like neck of Darkseid. Paul knows that this is a divine sign and that he is not destined to live through this day when he sees the tooth of Shai Halud shatter and break on his opponent. Supergirl along with Sabertooth both pounce on the noble son of the Duke and kill him. Grimlock attacks Murdock and crushes him with his giant tail. While Snarl and Slag actually have to double team B.A. Barrackus with their lazer blasts before they are confident that he is actually dead. Sinestro seems unable to put a hurting on Vigo the Carpathian with his powers being made up of mostly aggressive thoughts but once Shazam sends his lightning like powers into Vigo he is overcome with the positive based power and he succumbs to it. Jag Jaguar gets a hold of the depleted Shazam after he is done with his attack on Vigo and amazingly is able to crush the life out of the magical being. But even though the robot is able to get in this one last major kill he is in no way able to take on the rest of Apokolips' Horsemen as Supergirl, Havok, Sinestro, Starscream, and the 3 Dinobots all use their ranged attacks to take down the Ultra Man look alike.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Darkseid, Circuit Breaker, Supergirl, Grimlock, Slag, Snarl, Shazam, Starscream, Sinestro, Six Shot, The Stunticons, Achilles, Deathstroke, Taskmaster, Sabertooth, Charleton Heston, Gozar the Gozarian, The Witch King with his Mordor Horse, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Polaris, Havok, Parasite, The Balrog of Moria, Jamie Madrox, Gideon, Selene the Black Queen, & Elixir.
Supergirl and Darkseid discuss ahead of time that they are going to have to work togeather in order to stop the Eradicator so they begin the battle by taking the fight to him right away. Spawn begins to shape his suit into a proper battle armor but Grimlock transforms into his dinosaur form and shoots his jaw lazer hitting Spawn in the chest, he then steps on him just for good measure. Bain jumps onto Slag's back but the Dinobot throws himself into the side of a building in order to throw Bain off of his back. He then goes against everything a true Brontasaurus would do as he clenches his mighty metal teeth down around Bain's torso, biting him in half. Six Shot flies in from behind one of the buildings and transforms into robot form. The Decepticon assassin fires his lazer gun and blows up FACE. Hanibal gives the signal to B.A. to fire his rocket launcher; which he does, seriousely damaging Six Shot. As the transformer turns to face his new attackers he knocks Hanibal through the window of a department store. B.A. Then throws Murdock at Six Shot and he lands on top of the giant robot's foot. Murdock throws some plastic explosives into the hole that B.A. made with the rocket launcher and the improvised explosive blows up Six Shot. B.A. and Murdock run over to Hanibal who is about to die, but before he does he says with his last breath "I love it when a plan comes togeather". Darth Bain jumps into action but the Horsemen of Apokolips' head coach Vandal Savage has done his research well and has put his team plan togeather accordingly. Just like they were instructed both Shazam and Sinestro double team the Sith Lord. Lord Bain tries to shoot Sith Lightning at Sinestro but he puts up a wall of yellow energy to block it. Darth Bain begins to pull out his lightsaber but Shazam has already taken the oppurtunity to punch the Sith Lord knocking him in one direction and his red lightsaber in another one. Sinestro then uses his power ring to create a yellow lightsaber of his own that he uses to stab Darth Bain through the heart. Starscream flies by Gorilla Grood, who jumps onto the wing of the jet. Gorilla Grood begins pounding on him but Starscream just flies higher and higher. Once he is high off the ground he cannot seem to shake the huge gorilla off of him so he flies even closer to one of the huge skyscrapes. Starscream, always the risk taker gets so dangerousely close that he scrapes Gorilla Grood right off of him without harming himself. Gorilla Grood plummets to his death. Scarlet Witch turns Prof. X's flying wheel chair into a rickety old stool that breaks under his weight, but Prof. X gets into her mind making her turn it right back. He then overloads her mind instantly killing her. Gozar blasts Vigo with her hands but Vigo uses the bad feelings from the city they are in to redirect the anger and hatred right back at her. He uses this power to blow her up completely. The Stunticons merge to form Menacer but is outnumbered when the Aerialbots merge to form Superion and the Terricons merge to form Abominus. It is looking bleak for Menacer until Circuit Breaker attempts to sneak up on Abominus to use her abilities to shut down the huge Gestalt but head coach Richard the Lionheart did his research as well and warned The Legion of doom about her powers and Mighty Joe Young stomps on her before she can accomplish her mission. Just as the Aerialbots and Terricons are thinking they have strength in numbers once again Polaris saves her husband Havok who was about to be crushed by Apocylypse. She uses her power of magnetism to throw Apocylypse in his enlarged metal state into Abominus destroying all 6 of her enemies. Polaris then uses her mind to pick up the body of Circuit Breaker that is still sparking. She throws the broken circuits into T-X completely shorting her out and destroying her power source. The true threat of Polaris is now realized so before she can turn her powers toward Superion, Paul Atreides rushes her with his crysknife drawn. Polaris attempts to pull the knife out of his hand with her powers but by the time she realizes that the knife is not made of metal but out of the tooth of a sandworm she is already being stabbed with it. Achilles throws his shield into the neck of Gladiator and then before Gladiator falls Achilles uses the shield that is stuck into the bone of his enemy as a jumping board to leap onto the back of Mighty Joe Young. He then stabs the huge ape in the side of the neck and brings him down instantly. Jag Jaguar begins flying after Quicksilver but he cannot catch him. Jag Jaguar realizes that he is not going to beat him using his speed so he grows into his larger form, which dwarfs some of the smaller buildings around him. Quicksilver tries to run up the leg of Jag Jaguar but the robot swipes him away, knocking him to the ground. He follows this up by squashing the mutant under his giant metal foot. Deathstroke and Taskmaster attack Nemesis Enforcer and Paul. All 4 of them move with unbelievable grace throughout the fight but Deathstroke manages to shoot Nemesis Enforcer's wing and grounds him. Deathsroke then pulls out his sword and finishes him off. Taskmaster is matching all of Paul's Bene Gesserit and Atreides moves but he is still not able to see a move before it happens like the noble born Paul can. As Taskmaster misses with a Bene Gesserit head kick that would have killed anybody Paul sticks him right under the mouth with his crysknife. Col. John Madrox, who is riding on the Mordor horse, rides by with his machine gun blazing at Sabertooth. John then turns the horse around in order to make sure he got his target but Sabertooth's healing factor is already starting to work. Sabertooth jumps onto the horse knocking it over and landing on top of Col. Madrox. Sabertooth then digs his nails into Madrox's neck covering the ground with blood. Sabertooth then finishes off the confused horse that is still lying next to them. The Witch King is riding in toward Prof. X when Weapon Omega tries to stop him. Little does he know that while Weapon Omega has Charles Xavier's back, the Horsemen of Apokolips know that there best chance at Xavier is with the Witch King so they have him protected as well. Havok is slightly bothered as he blasts Weapon Omega with every bit of solar energy he has and splits him in half since he knows that he is killing one mutant in order for the Witch King to go fight another one. Prof. X tries to mind block the Witch King as he rides toward him but the mind of the leader of the Nazgul is already totally taken over by an outside source. The best Prof. X can do is get into the mind of his horse and kill the animal before The Witch King gets to him. All this does is slow him down though as The Witch King jumps up off the ground and stabs his evil-tainted sword into Xavier. Jamie Madrox makes 40 duplicates of himself. Ninja Gaiden and Shinobi, along with his faithful dog Yamamoto attack the multiple man and his multiples. Shinobi uses his ninja magic to take out about 10 of them. Shinobi and Ninja Gaiden then use their swords to take out about 5 more each. This is a good ratio except for the fact that once they almost beat them all, Jamie Madrox just makes even more multiples. Eventually after they each had killed about 20 multiples the 2 ninja's are both defeated by sheer numbers but Yamamoto with his animal instincts manages to get a hold of the original Madrox and rips him to shreds after he witnesses the death of his master. Parasite, Gideon, Selene, & Elixir square off against the Sinister 6. Sandman turns into a sandstorm and begins moving towards his enemies but Elixir jumps into the middle of the storm and uses his powers to break Sandman apart one molecule at a time. The Black Queen without even moving a muscle invades the mind of the Vulture and sends him flying into a lampost head first. Doc Ock in retaliation comes up behind Selene and Elixir driving 2 of his tennacles into their nervous systems killing them both. Parasite gets a hold of Electro and then uses his stolen powers of electricity to knock Hobgoblin off of his glider and send him plumetting to the ground. Gideon tries to attack Mysterio but Mysterio has masked his true location and Gideon hits his teammate Parasite with all of the power he has manifested from the people around him. He accidentally kills Parasite which then returns Electro's powers to him. Electro then tries to blast Gideon and he believes he is successful but really Gideon has taken on the attributes of Mysterio and Electro has killed one of his own teammates as well. Doc Ock then finishes this extremely confusing battle when he wraps his tennacle around the face of Gideons and shatters his skull. The Eradicator has been putting up a tremendous fight against Supergirl and Darkseid but eventually he cannot keep up with that powerful of a double team. As Supergirl manages to keep him held up against the side of a building Darkseid blasts him with a constant stream of Omega Beams for quite a while until the Eradicator is eventually killed. Oh, and by the way in case anybody was wondering what Goliath was doing? He is doing absolutely nothing because this battle is being fought during the day so he is busy being made of rock. Havok, because he feels like he needs the target practice blasts the head off of the statue. Menacer and Superion simultaneousely hit each other with everything they have got. When the hits are landed both of the Gestalts break apart and the legs of both of the giants are crushed in the impact. The Aerialbots take to the air and the Stunticons start wildly driving through the streets. The 3 planes easily take out Dead End and Drag Strip but one of the planes while attempting a daring manuever crashes into the side of a building. The 2 remaining planes fly up to do battle with the semi truck Motor Master but the Optimus Prime-like Decepticon transforms into robot form and blows both of the planes out of the air with his lazer rifle. Paul Atreides has his team regroup now that they have the inferior numbers. Darkseid's team does the same, because he knows that although they have the bigger force they have quite a few members (including himself) that are completely exhausted. The Balrog of Moria does not have that problem at all and the great monster easily finishes off the Sinister Six by using his flaming sword to cut Dr. Octupuss in half and then simply steps on Electro. Charleton Heston, who has also not done much so far cringes a little bit as he takes aim with his M-16 and shoots the dog Yamamoto. Darkseid and Supergirl, who are still pretty banged up from their fight with Eradicator attack Paul Atreides. Paul dodges the omega beams of Darkseid and then comes up behind him stabbing his crysknife into the rock-like neck of Darkseid. Paul knows that this is a divine sign and that he is not destined to live through this day when he sees the tooth of Shai Halud shatter and break on his opponent. Supergirl along with Sabertooth both pounce on the noble son of the Duke and kill him. Grimlock attacks Murdock and crushes him with his giant tail. While Snarl and Slag actually have to double team B.A. Barrackus with their lazer blasts before they are confident that he is actually dead. Sinestro seems unable to put a hurting on Vigo the Carpathian with his powers being made up of mostly aggressive thoughts but once Shazam sends his lightning like powers into Vigo he is overcome with the positive based power and he succumbs to it. Jag Jaguar gets a hold of the depleted Shazam after he is done with his attack on Vigo and amazingly is able to crush the life out of the magical being. But even though the robot is able to get in this one last major kill he is in no way able to take on the rest of Apokolips' Horsemen as Supergirl, Havok, Sinestro, Starscream, and the 3 Dinobots all use their ranged attacks to take down the Ultra Man look alike.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Alice's Wonder Team Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
Alice's Wonder Team is Extinction Alice, Apocylypse Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Ram Man, Kimbo Slice, Tyler Derdon, Lucca Brazzi, Jill Valentine, Sith Lord #1 & 2, Micheal Corleone, Goblin #1-90, Mummy #1-18, Vampire #1-4.
Le' Napoleon Brigade is John Mclain, Gandalf, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, Poison Ivy, Emperor Palpatine, Morpheus, Jules Winfield, Vincent Vega, Marcellus Wallace, Skyfire, Man at Arms, Teela, Detective Mike Lowry, Detective Marcus Brunett, Vito Corleone, Santino Corleone, Andre "The Giant", Silver Dragon #1-6, Storm Trooper #51-86, James "Sawyer" Ford, John Locke, Danielle Rousseau, Dr. Juliet Burke, Desmond Hume, Carrie Bradshaw, Courtney Cox, Army #101-130, Robin Hood & Little John, Romeo & Juliet, Big Boy, & Scary Spice.
Player/Coach Micheal Corleone orders 12 of the goblins to give the Vampires cover from the sun so they can get into one of the buildings. 2 of the goblins begin fighting among themselves and they expose Vampire #2 to the sun which kills him. The other 3 vampires safely reach one of the buildings where they set up camp in one of the dark rooms. Lucca Brazzi takes out 1 of the army soldiers but he is then enticed to enter into one of the buildings with Carrie Bradshaw. Lucca doesn't even think about turning down that kind of offer despite the battle going on around him. But as he walks into the room Courtney Cox and Scary Spice jump out behind him and then the three of them pepper spray the hell out of him before they beat him to death. Palpatine refuses any help from his teammates as he begins fighting with the 2 Sith lords. Micheal Corleone personally leads his army of goblins and mummies to battle against the opposing forces of Army Soldiers and Storm Troopers led by Robin Hood. Kimbo Slice attacks Andre the Giant but Andre picks up a park bench (there were not any steel chairs around) and hits kimbo in the head with it. He then picks up a rock and finishes him off but Jill Valentine shoots him in the head. Mike Lowry and Marcus Brunett sneak into the darkened building where the vampires are hiding out along with there 12 goblin protectors. The "Bad Boys" start shooting at the Goblins. Marcus takes out 4 and Mike Lowry takes out 6 but then the vampires attack from the shadows and start sucking the blood from the 2 detectives and begining the process of turning both of them into vampires. Micheal Corleone orders his goblins and mummies to charge while Robin Hood orders his men to take cover behind the buildings and open fire. Robin Hood himself manages to get up on a billboard where he takes out 15 goblins with his bow. Romeo pulls out his sword and chops apart a mummy but he is then surrounded by enemies. Juliet thinks he is dead so she pulls out her dagger and kills herself. Romeo fights his way free to see that Juliet is dead so then he kills himself (how tragic, for 2 star-crossed lovers, I'll wait a minute until everybody is done crying)....... O.K., back to the battle. In the initial charge the troopers and soldiers shoot 35 of the charging goblins but once they get in close the battle tips in their favor. The troopers and soldiers begin losing at a rate of 2 to 1 as goblins and mummies kill 25 of the Storm Troopers and 15 of the Army Soldiers with 20 of the goblins being killed in the process. Little John managed to take out 5 goblins. While Marcellus, Vincent, and Jules each killed 1 goblin. The soldiers and troopers now charge against the slower mummies. They kill every mummy but their losses are pretty severe. 10 more army men and 8 more storm troopers die in the mummy battle. Vito and Sonny Corleone gang up on 1 of the mummies and kill but in the heat of the battle Sonny knocks down Micheal Corleone. Sonny turns to shoot his enemy but when he sees that it is his own brother he can't bring himself to do it. Micheal pulls out his gun and shoots Sonny in the chest. Extinction Alice begins to go on a mad killing spree. She takes out Poison Ivy with one kick to the head and then she takes control of Sawyer's mind making him kill John Locke. She shoots Marcellus Wallace in the back but she eventually meets her match as Gandalf fights back. Gandalf blocks all of the bullets she is shooting at him but when she gets in close she knocks the wizard's staff out of his hands. She is about to finish him off when he pulls out Glamdring and stabs her in the chest. Apocylypse Alice attempts to do the same thing as Ex. Alice but Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl get in her way. Ap. Alice is quicker then both of them and gets in some great moves. Ap. Alice knocks Wonder Woman to the ground and then turns to face Wonder Girl. Wonder Woman throws her lasso around Ap. Alice from the ground binding her up and then Wonder Girl finishes her off with a fierce punch to the head. Sky Fire flies between 2 of the buildings shooting at Leeloo but she manages to dodge every shot. Skyfire does a quick landing and Morpheus jumps out of the plane before he transforms into robot form. Leeloo attacks them but she is no match for the two of them togeather. Skyfire pins her up against a wall and Morpheus finishes her off by chopping off her head with his Tachi. Lowry and Brunett finish turning into vampires. The first thing they do as vampires is bite the 2 remaining goblins out of instinct which begins the process of making 2 goblin/vampire crossbreeds. The original vampires never did this because they have made a deal that they would not bite any member of Alice's Wonder Team, but these 2 new vampires made no such pact. Man at Arms and his daughter Teela move against Carlos Olivera. Carlos shoots Teela in the arm which infuriates Man at Arms. He clobbers Carlos in the head with his mallet while Dr. Juliet Burke rushes in to help Teela. Tyler Derdon jumps on Desmond Hume who says "I knew that was going to happen". Derdon chokes him to death before he can be saved by Danielle Rousseau who was perched on the billboard in Robin Hood's old spot. She shoots Derdon in the chest with her rifle. The 6 silver dragons swoop down to attack Ram Man but Ram Man rams Silver Dragon #2 in the neck killing it. Silver Dragon #3 tries to bite Ram Man but it cannot get through his armor. Ram Man kills this dragon with his axe. The other 4 dragons get the idea as they fly back and regroup. They shoot Ram Man from the air with fire from all directions and burn him to death. Micheal Corleone shoots Courtney Cox in the head but then starts whining about how he never wanted this life as Sawyer, Big Boy, Little John, and Scary Spice all surround him. Little John gives a hand signal which makes Rousseau take him out with a bullet to the head. Jill Valentine rushes in in an attempt to save her head coach but she is to late. She takes aim and shoots Rousseau knocking her off of the billboard she then breaks Big Boy's neck and then turns around to shoot one of the dragons out of the sky. With a perfectly aimed shot she blasts Silver Dragon #1 sending it off course head first into a building. She dodges the falling bricks and dead dragon but does not see Silver Dragon #6 who swoops down and bites off her torso. John Mclaine has been sneaking around the building for some time trying to think of the best way to get in to fight the vampires. He realizes he can't do it alone and that he is going to have to lead everyone left into the dark vampire controlled room. Palpatine, who has been battling the 2 Sith Lords for quite some time is trying to convince them that they should fight each other so the winner can become his new apprentice. Darth Deez has no intention of being the apprentice after he has already been the master which is a thought that is easily sensed by Lord Sideous as he does a flip over top of Darth Deez cutting off his head. Darth Nutz, who remained loyal to his master until the very end picks up his masters lightsaber and attempts to attack Palpatine with a twin lightsaber attack. Palpatine moves out of the way and in an act of complete, but well-deserved arrogance puts away his own lightsaber and begins shooting the lesser Sith Lord with Sith Lightning. While he is slowly killing Lord Nutz he reminds him of the chance he had to become his apprentice, how he is a disgrace to the Sith order and how he knows nothing of the true powers of the dark side. He is about to drag this on even longer when Man at Arms yells "Palpatine, we need your help". Palpatine pulls out his saber and finishes off Darth Nutz before he joins the others in their vampire attack. The remaining uninjured members of Le' Napoleon Brigade storm the vampire room but the 7 vampires attack swiftly. John Mclaine, who put this plan togeather yells "duck" and his team all listens to the order. Just then Skyfire in plane form starts shooting through the window injuring, but not killing the vampires. Once the windows are blown out some sunlight shines through the windows killing the 2 goblin/vampires who were not smart enough to get out of the way of the sun's rays. With the vampires briefly stunned Gandalf chops off the head of Vampire #1 and Robin Hood does the same to Vampire #3 as Little John helps by knocking him aside with his staff. Palpatine removes the head of the Mike Lowry vampire as Wonder Woman throws Vampire #4 out of the window letting the sunlight do the work for her. John Mclaine pulls out his Beretta and unloads it into the Marcus Brunett vampire but he keeps coming. Mclaine is about to get bit in the neck when he throws both himself and the vampire out the window. As they are falling Brunett is melted away by the sun and John is cracking up as he is falling to his death because in his mind he at least won the fight. But Silver Dragon #4 comes flying in from between the buildings and catches Mclaine before he hits the ground saving him from death.
LE' NAPOLEON BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
Le' Napoleon Brigade is John Mclain, Gandalf, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, Poison Ivy, Emperor Palpatine, Morpheus, Jules Winfield, Vincent Vega, Marcellus Wallace, Skyfire, Man at Arms, Teela, Detective Mike Lowry, Detective Marcus Brunett, Vito Corleone, Santino Corleone, Andre "The Giant", Silver Dragon #1-6, Storm Trooper #51-86, James "Sawyer" Ford, John Locke, Danielle Rousseau, Dr. Juliet Burke, Desmond Hume, Carrie Bradshaw, Courtney Cox, Army #101-130, Robin Hood & Little John, Romeo & Juliet, Big Boy, & Scary Spice.
Player/Coach Micheal Corleone orders 12 of the goblins to give the Vampires cover from the sun so they can get into one of the buildings. 2 of the goblins begin fighting among themselves and they expose Vampire #2 to the sun which kills him. The other 3 vampires safely reach one of the buildings where they set up camp in one of the dark rooms. Lucca Brazzi takes out 1 of the army soldiers but he is then enticed to enter into one of the buildings with Carrie Bradshaw. Lucca doesn't even think about turning down that kind of offer despite the battle going on around him. But as he walks into the room Courtney Cox and Scary Spice jump out behind him and then the three of them pepper spray the hell out of him before they beat him to death. Palpatine refuses any help from his teammates as he begins fighting with the 2 Sith lords. Micheal Corleone personally leads his army of goblins and mummies to battle against the opposing forces of Army Soldiers and Storm Troopers led by Robin Hood. Kimbo Slice attacks Andre the Giant but Andre picks up a park bench (there were not any steel chairs around) and hits kimbo in the head with it. He then picks up a rock and finishes him off but Jill Valentine shoots him in the head. Mike Lowry and Marcus Brunett sneak into the darkened building where the vampires are hiding out along with there 12 goblin protectors. The "Bad Boys" start shooting at the Goblins. Marcus takes out 4 and Mike Lowry takes out 6 but then the vampires attack from the shadows and start sucking the blood from the 2 detectives and begining the process of turning both of them into vampires. Micheal Corleone orders his goblins and mummies to charge while Robin Hood orders his men to take cover behind the buildings and open fire. Robin Hood himself manages to get up on a billboard where he takes out 15 goblins with his bow. Romeo pulls out his sword and chops apart a mummy but he is then surrounded by enemies. Juliet thinks he is dead so she pulls out her dagger and kills herself. Romeo fights his way free to see that Juliet is dead so then he kills himself (how tragic, for 2 star-crossed lovers, I'll wait a minute until everybody is done crying)....... O.K., back to the battle. In the initial charge the troopers and soldiers shoot 35 of the charging goblins but once they get in close the battle tips in their favor. The troopers and soldiers begin losing at a rate of 2 to 1 as goblins and mummies kill 25 of the Storm Troopers and 15 of the Army Soldiers with 20 of the goblins being killed in the process. Little John managed to take out 5 goblins. While Marcellus, Vincent, and Jules each killed 1 goblin. The soldiers and troopers now charge against the slower mummies. They kill every mummy but their losses are pretty severe. 10 more army men and 8 more storm troopers die in the mummy battle. Vito and Sonny Corleone gang up on 1 of the mummies and kill but in the heat of the battle Sonny knocks down Micheal Corleone. Sonny turns to shoot his enemy but when he sees that it is his own brother he can't bring himself to do it. Micheal pulls out his gun and shoots Sonny in the chest. Extinction Alice begins to go on a mad killing spree. She takes out Poison Ivy with one kick to the head and then she takes control of Sawyer's mind making him kill John Locke. She shoots Marcellus Wallace in the back but she eventually meets her match as Gandalf fights back. Gandalf blocks all of the bullets she is shooting at him but when she gets in close she knocks the wizard's staff out of his hands. She is about to finish him off when he pulls out Glamdring and stabs her in the chest. Apocylypse Alice attempts to do the same thing as Ex. Alice but Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl get in her way. Ap. Alice is quicker then both of them and gets in some great moves. Ap. Alice knocks Wonder Woman to the ground and then turns to face Wonder Girl. Wonder Woman throws her lasso around Ap. Alice from the ground binding her up and then Wonder Girl finishes her off with a fierce punch to the head. Sky Fire flies between 2 of the buildings shooting at Leeloo but she manages to dodge every shot. Skyfire does a quick landing and Morpheus jumps out of the plane before he transforms into robot form. Leeloo attacks them but she is no match for the two of them togeather. Skyfire pins her up against a wall and Morpheus finishes her off by chopping off her head with his Tachi. Lowry and Brunett finish turning into vampires. The first thing they do as vampires is bite the 2 remaining goblins out of instinct which begins the process of making 2 goblin/vampire crossbreeds. The original vampires never did this because they have made a deal that they would not bite any member of Alice's Wonder Team, but these 2 new vampires made no such pact. Man at Arms and his daughter Teela move against Carlos Olivera. Carlos shoots Teela in the arm which infuriates Man at Arms. He clobbers Carlos in the head with his mallet while Dr. Juliet Burke rushes in to help Teela. Tyler Derdon jumps on Desmond Hume who says "I knew that was going to happen". Derdon chokes him to death before he can be saved by Danielle Rousseau who was perched on the billboard in Robin Hood's old spot. She shoots Derdon in the chest with her rifle. The 6 silver dragons swoop down to attack Ram Man but Ram Man rams Silver Dragon #2 in the neck killing it. Silver Dragon #3 tries to bite Ram Man but it cannot get through his armor. Ram Man kills this dragon with his axe. The other 4 dragons get the idea as they fly back and regroup. They shoot Ram Man from the air with fire from all directions and burn him to death. Micheal Corleone shoots Courtney Cox in the head but then starts whining about how he never wanted this life as Sawyer, Big Boy, Little John, and Scary Spice all surround him. Little John gives a hand signal which makes Rousseau take him out with a bullet to the head. Jill Valentine rushes in in an attempt to save her head coach but she is to late. She takes aim and shoots Rousseau knocking her off of the billboard she then breaks Big Boy's neck and then turns around to shoot one of the dragons out of the sky. With a perfectly aimed shot she blasts Silver Dragon #1 sending it off course head first into a building. She dodges the falling bricks and dead dragon but does not see Silver Dragon #6 who swoops down and bites off her torso. John Mclaine has been sneaking around the building for some time trying to think of the best way to get in to fight the vampires. He realizes he can't do it alone and that he is going to have to lead everyone left into the dark vampire controlled room. Palpatine, who has been battling the 2 Sith Lords for quite some time is trying to convince them that they should fight each other so the winner can become his new apprentice. Darth Deez has no intention of being the apprentice after he has already been the master which is a thought that is easily sensed by Lord Sideous as he does a flip over top of Darth Deez cutting off his head. Darth Nutz, who remained loyal to his master until the very end picks up his masters lightsaber and attempts to attack Palpatine with a twin lightsaber attack. Palpatine moves out of the way and in an act of complete, but well-deserved arrogance puts away his own lightsaber and begins shooting the lesser Sith Lord with Sith Lightning. While he is slowly killing Lord Nutz he reminds him of the chance he had to become his apprentice, how he is a disgrace to the Sith order and how he knows nothing of the true powers of the dark side. He is about to drag this on even longer when Man at Arms yells "Palpatine, we need your help". Palpatine pulls out his saber and finishes off Darth Nutz before he joins the others in their vampire attack. The remaining uninjured members of Le' Napoleon Brigade storm the vampire room but the 7 vampires attack swiftly. John Mclaine, who put this plan togeather yells "duck" and his team all listens to the order. Just then Skyfire in plane form starts shooting through the window injuring, but not killing the vampires. Once the windows are blown out some sunlight shines through the windows killing the 2 goblin/vampires who were not smart enough to get out of the way of the sun's rays. With the vampires briefly stunned Gandalf chops off the head of Vampire #1 and Robin Hood does the same to Vampire #3 as Little John helps by knocking him aside with his staff. Palpatine removes the head of the Mike Lowry vampire as Wonder Woman throws Vampire #4 out of the window letting the sunlight do the work for her. John Mclaine pulls out his Beretta and unloads it into the Marcus Brunett vampire but he keeps coming. Mclaine is about to get bit in the neck when he throws both himself and the vampire out the window. As they are falling Brunett is melted away by the sun and John is cracking up as he is falling to his death because in his mind he at least won the fight. But Silver Dragon #4 comes flying in from between the buildings and catches Mclaine before he hits the ground saving him from death.
LE' NAPOLEON BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
Friday, March 21, 2008
This Week...
Week 4: City
Points: 500
Interleague Play: National League rules.
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Reign Supremacy
Better Than All of You Vs. Team Fred
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Team Ed
The Syracuse Valley Vs. The Outsiders
The Right Wing Vs. The Untouchables
Team Goof Juice Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches
Le' Napoleon's Brigade Vs. Alice's Wonder-Team
Legion of Doom Vs. Horsemen of Apokolips
Points: 500
Interleague Play: National League rules.
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Reign Supremacy
Better Than All of You Vs. Team Fred
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Team Ed
The Syracuse Valley Vs. The Outsiders
The Right Wing Vs. The Untouchables
Team Goof Juice Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches
Le' Napoleon's Brigade Vs. Alice's Wonder-Team
Legion of Doom Vs. Horsemen of Apokolips
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
The Untouchables Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
The Untouchables are Ra's Al Ghul (designated leader), Megatron, Duncan Idaho ghola #9, Deadpool, Orc #23, The Atom, The Constructicons, Malficent, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Fremen #43-54, Griffin #4 & 9, & Army Soldier #76-85.
Le' Napoleon Brigade is Allia Atreides (designated leader), Hecate, Duncan Idaho (Mentat) ghola #12, Atreides Soldier #1-10, Even Piel, Evil Lynn, Karg, Skeletor's Crack Troop #1-5, Obi Wan Kenobi, Alan Scott, Army Soldier #101-118, Skyfire, Silver Dragon #1-3, & John Mclaine.
Allia Atreides and Ra's Al Ghul have both decided that their dessert/leadership skills will be best used by actually leading their ground troops into battle. Ra's, who has the smaller force by about half has basically told his soldiers to follow the Fremen's lead. Allia who has warned her troops to not be to excited about their larger numbers, knows exactly what the Fremen are capable of considering that she is one of them. Ra's Al Ghul's 12 Fremen, 10 Americans, and 1 Ork hold their position as Allia's 10 Atreides, 5 Crack Troops, and 18 Americans simply throw caution to the wind and charge (there team is French after all). Duncan Idaho squares off against Duncan Idaho, but it is a fairly quick battle. The Mentat version of the old Atreides weapons master has calculated every move that his slower self could have possibly done and then used his super human speed to stick the slow blade through the shield of Idaho #9 and stab him in the heart. Maleficent turns into a huge dragon and takes to the air in order to do battle with the 3 silver dragons. She mows through the fire that is blown at her and then easily takes out the dragons 1 by 1, not by the use of fire but by biting their necks. She comes out on top but is very hurt by the attacks of the 3 smaller dragons. She is then taken out by a missle from Skyfire. Megatron is about to take to the air with the plan to take on Skyfire when he notices a much bigger threat. Hecate, who is fitted in her largest walking robot form is coming towards the great decepticon leader. Megatron blasts the huge titan with his arm cannon but the artillery does not penetrate her computer controlled shielding devices. Megatron screams "then I will crush you with my bear hands" as he flies in close to the gigantic cymek. Megatron goes to punch Hecate but Hecate grabs the decepticon with 2 huge claws and throws him on the ground. She then opts for the use of a monstrous flame-thrower/saw blade combo which she uses to start doing major amounts of damage to Megatron. She is about to pull the transformer in closer to finish him off when Megatron notices a little pink thing protected inside the casing of the huge robot. Megatron uses his left hand to punch the center of Hecate's machinery and widen the hole. He then, right before Hecate can finish him off uses his arm cannon to shoot inside the hole and destroy the human brain that is controlling the every move of Hecate. Deadpool is locked in a fierce fight with Even Piel. Deadpool has given up on projectile weapons due to the Lannikk warrior's amazing ability to block everything with his lightsaber. Deadpool, who is driving the Jedi Master crazy with his constant banter has decided that this crazy looking short guy with the gnarly scar is possibly one of the coolest people he has ever met. Master Piel wants to hate the mercenary but he can't help but respect his fighting style. Even Piel stabs Deadpool in the leg and in the side, narrowly missing any internal organs. Piel, who does not realize that Deadpool has an accelerated healing factor is completely clueless as to how a person could take that kind of punishment, and is even more suprised when Deadpool who has lost his sword takes out a hidden throwing star and throws it right through Even Piel's one good eye, killing him. Skyfire flies by and does a strafing run on the Constructicons which makes them decide to merge to form Devastator. At seeing the 6 huge robots form an ever huger robot Alan Scott decides he should go and lend a hand. Meanwhile the infantry battle rages on with the Fremen killing more than their fair share of soldiers. The battlefield is strewn with bodies with every army soldier (from both sides) dead. Out of the 12 Fremen, only Fremen #1,5, & 6 remain alive after they kill Karg, the last Crack Troop, and last Atreides Soldier. Allia Atreides, who is just as good in the sand as any Fremen manages to bypass every well-placed swing of Ra's Al Ghul's sword and to sneak her crysknife into the throat of the Egyptian swordsmen. Fremen #5 then turns to his fellow survivors and says "Shai Halud has sent another Fremen to fight us" Fremen #1 replies with "She is only a woman and we are 3 of the best Fremen men". This sexist comment in no way offends the Reverend Mother/Fremen abomination; in fact she does not even bother to wait until she is does laughing hysterically to slaughter the 3 Fremen men. Green Arrow and Black Canary are enjoying their view from the air as they ride on the 2 griffins. They swoop down in an attempt to get a quick and easy kill off the non-superpowered human on the ground; but John Mclaine is tougher than he looks as he grabs onto the griffin carrying Black Canary and swings himself on top. The 2 griffins fly higher and higher into the air as Mclaine says "John what the f*@* are you doing on the back of this half lion/half eagle". The seasoned New York cop then grabs Black Canary and throws her off of the creature. In the heat of the moment and without even thinking he starts shooting his Beretta into the back of the griffin's head. This kills the very creature that is keeping him up in the air causing him to say "dumb f@#$%g idea John". He then starts plummeting to his death but on the way down he sees Green Arrow taking aim at Obi Wan Kenobi who is down on the ground attempting to keep up with the Atom. John, knowing that he is going to be dead soon takes aim with his Beretta and says "say hello to your partner for me", as he shoots Green Arrow in the chest. Skyfire and Alan Scott are both trying to shoot at Devastator without getting to close to the gestalt when Devastator goes running toward them, and with his mighty fist knocks Skyfire right out of the air and then crushes him into the ground. The Golden Age Green Lantern realizes that his energy blasts are not having the desired effect on the huge decepticon, so with his ring he picks the heap of metal that was once Skyfire and throws it at Devastator, killing 3 of the Constructicons and breaking apart Devastator. While they are trying to regroup Alan Scott creates a meteor-like ball of green energy that takes out 2 more of the Constructicons. The Atom flies by Evil Lynn's head on the way to doing more fighting with Obi-Wan and punches her in the head. This causes more than enough head trauma to kill her. The Atom and Obi Wan engage in a really annoying fight where they are both to fast to be hit by the other one. Obi Wan attempts to force push the tiny titan but he is even fast enough to dodge that. The Atom tries to punch out Obi Wan much like he did to Evil Lynn but Obi Wan uses his Jedi reflexes to dodge the attack. Obi Wan, as the Atom is flying by his head does his patented lightsaber spin move which catches the miniscule hero on the downswing and cuts him in half. Obi Wan, who would love to have a couple of seconds to rest is not awarded such a luxury as Allia and Duncan Idaho are running past him saying "come on, we need your help". He joins them in their plan to triple team Deadpool as Allia tells Alan Scott to "start flying and kill that last griffin". Deadpool delays taking on the 3 of them because he is busy creating a new motto: "How can you get yourself killed if you retreat". After he utters this crazy mantra he attacks the 3 super-powered beings and puts up quite an amazing effort before Duncan Idaho is actually forced to use Obi Wan's lightsaber to kill him (I told you it was a crazy fight). Alan Scott is successful and the last Constructicon decides that retreat is his best option when he hears his Decepticon leader utter the words "I still function". The Constructicon flies over to the huge heap of metal that was the setting for the Megatron/Hecate battle and picks him up; the 2 Decepticons flee the battlefield.
LE' NAPOLEON BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
Le' Napoleon Brigade is Allia Atreides (designated leader), Hecate, Duncan Idaho (Mentat) ghola #12, Atreides Soldier #1-10, Even Piel, Evil Lynn, Karg, Skeletor's Crack Troop #1-5, Obi Wan Kenobi, Alan Scott, Army Soldier #101-118, Skyfire, Silver Dragon #1-3, & John Mclaine.
Allia Atreides and Ra's Al Ghul have both decided that their dessert/leadership skills will be best used by actually leading their ground troops into battle. Ra's, who has the smaller force by about half has basically told his soldiers to follow the Fremen's lead. Allia who has warned her troops to not be to excited about their larger numbers, knows exactly what the Fremen are capable of considering that she is one of them. Ra's Al Ghul's 12 Fremen, 10 Americans, and 1 Ork hold their position as Allia's 10 Atreides, 5 Crack Troops, and 18 Americans simply throw caution to the wind and charge (there team is French after all). Duncan Idaho squares off against Duncan Idaho, but it is a fairly quick battle. The Mentat version of the old Atreides weapons master has calculated every move that his slower self could have possibly done and then used his super human speed to stick the slow blade through the shield of Idaho #9 and stab him in the heart. Maleficent turns into a huge dragon and takes to the air in order to do battle with the 3 silver dragons. She mows through the fire that is blown at her and then easily takes out the dragons 1 by 1, not by the use of fire but by biting their necks. She comes out on top but is very hurt by the attacks of the 3 smaller dragons. She is then taken out by a missle from Skyfire. Megatron is about to take to the air with the plan to take on Skyfire when he notices a much bigger threat. Hecate, who is fitted in her largest walking robot form is coming towards the great decepticon leader. Megatron blasts the huge titan with his arm cannon but the artillery does not penetrate her computer controlled shielding devices. Megatron screams "then I will crush you with my bear hands" as he flies in close to the gigantic cymek. Megatron goes to punch Hecate but Hecate grabs the decepticon with 2 huge claws and throws him on the ground. She then opts for the use of a monstrous flame-thrower/saw blade combo which she uses to start doing major amounts of damage to Megatron. She is about to pull the transformer in closer to finish him off when Megatron notices a little pink thing protected inside the casing of the huge robot. Megatron uses his left hand to punch the center of Hecate's machinery and widen the hole. He then, right before Hecate can finish him off uses his arm cannon to shoot inside the hole and destroy the human brain that is controlling the every move of Hecate. Deadpool is locked in a fierce fight with Even Piel. Deadpool has given up on projectile weapons due to the Lannikk warrior's amazing ability to block everything with his lightsaber. Deadpool, who is driving the Jedi Master crazy with his constant banter has decided that this crazy looking short guy with the gnarly scar is possibly one of the coolest people he has ever met. Master Piel wants to hate the mercenary but he can't help but respect his fighting style. Even Piel stabs Deadpool in the leg and in the side, narrowly missing any internal organs. Piel, who does not realize that Deadpool has an accelerated healing factor is completely clueless as to how a person could take that kind of punishment, and is even more suprised when Deadpool who has lost his sword takes out a hidden throwing star and throws it right through Even Piel's one good eye, killing him. Skyfire flies by and does a strafing run on the Constructicons which makes them decide to merge to form Devastator. At seeing the 6 huge robots form an ever huger robot Alan Scott decides he should go and lend a hand. Meanwhile the infantry battle rages on with the Fremen killing more than their fair share of soldiers. The battlefield is strewn with bodies with every army soldier (from both sides) dead. Out of the 12 Fremen, only Fremen #1,5, & 6 remain alive after they kill Karg, the last Crack Troop, and last Atreides Soldier. Allia Atreides, who is just as good in the sand as any Fremen manages to bypass every well-placed swing of Ra's Al Ghul's sword and to sneak her crysknife into the throat of the Egyptian swordsmen. Fremen #5 then turns to his fellow survivors and says "Shai Halud has sent another Fremen to fight us" Fremen #1 replies with "She is only a woman and we are 3 of the best Fremen men". This sexist comment in no way offends the Reverend Mother/Fremen abomination; in fact she does not even bother to wait until she is does laughing hysterically to slaughter the 3 Fremen men. Green Arrow and Black Canary are enjoying their view from the air as they ride on the 2 griffins. They swoop down in an attempt to get a quick and easy kill off the non-superpowered human on the ground; but John Mclaine is tougher than he looks as he grabs onto the griffin carrying Black Canary and swings himself on top. The 2 griffins fly higher and higher into the air as Mclaine says "John what the f*@* are you doing on the back of this half lion/half eagle". The seasoned New York cop then grabs Black Canary and throws her off of the creature. In the heat of the moment and without even thinking he starts shooting his Beretta into the back of the griffin's head. This kills the very creature that is keeping him up in the air causing him to say "dumb f@#$%g idea John". He then starts plummeting to his death but on the way down he sees Green Arrow taking aim at Obi Wan Kenobi who is down on the ground attempting to keep up with the Atom. John, knowing that he is going to be dead soon takes aim with his Beretta and says "say hello to your partner for me", as he shoots Green Arrow in the chest. Skyfire and Alan Scott are both trying to shoot at Devastator without getting to close to the gestalt when Devastator goes running toward them, and with his mighty fist knocks Skyfire right out of the air and then crushes him into the ground. The Golden Age Green Lantern realizes that his energy blasts are not having the desired effect on the huge decepticon, so with his ring he picks the heap of metal that was once Skyfire and throws it at Devastator, killing 3 of the Constructicons and breaking apart Devastator. While they are trying to regroup Alan Scott creates a meteor-like ball of green energy that takes out 2 more of the Constructicons. The Atom flies by Evil Lynn's head on the way to doing more fighting with Obi-Wan and punches her in the head. This causes more than enough head trauma to kill her. The Atom and Obi Wan engage in a really annoying fight where they are both to fast to be hit by the other one. Obi Wan attempts to force push the tiny titan but he is even fast enough to dodge that. The Atom tries to punch out Obi Wan much like he did to Evil Lynn but Obi Wan uses his Jedi reflexes to dodge the attack. Obi Wan, as the Atom is flying by his head does his patented lightsaber spin move which catches the miniscule hero on the downswing and cuts him in half. Obi Wan, who would love to have a couple of seconds to rest is not awarded such a luxury as Allia and Duncan Idaho are running past him saying "come on, we need your help". He joins them in their plan to triple team Deadpool as Allia tells Alan Scott to "start flying and kill that last griffin". Deadpool delays taking on the 3 of them because he is busy creating a new motto: "How can you get yourself killed if you retreat". After he utters this crazy mantra he attacks the 3 super-powered beings and puts up quite an amazing effort before Duncan Idaho is actually forced to use Obi Wan's lightsaber to kill him (I told you it was a crazy fight). Alan Scott is successful and the last Constructicon decides that retreat is his best option when he hears his Decepticon leader utter the words "I still function". The Constructicon flies over to the huge heap of metal that was the setting for the Megatron/Hecate battle and picks him up; the 2 Decepticons flee the battlefield.
LE' NAPOLEON BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
George Washington's Salves are Sauron the Deciever (designated leader), Sandworm #15-20, Jabba the Hutt & Salacious B. Crumb, Optimus Prime w/ Roller, Hound, Fell Beast #1-6, Suk Doctor #1, Wild Man #1, Duncan Idaho ghola #7, Starship Trooper #1-6, Thor, Kyle Reese, & Al Dogg.
Alice's Wonder Team is Tyler Derdon (designated leader), Extinction Alice, Apocylypse Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Ram Man, Kimbo Slice, Lucca Brazzi, Jill Valentine, Sith Lord #1 & 2, & Goblin #1-78.
Sauron decides that he can best lead from the back and that he won't fight unless he is needed. The giant sandworms, who are scared and have no idea what to do after being dropped into this unfamiliar dessert crash out of the sand in a rage toward the people who are daring to occupy the holy sand in which they are dwelling. As the 6 sandworms come crashing down on the ground from hundreds of feet in the air they crush and consume Leeloo, Kimbo Slice, Tyler Derdon, and 48 of the goblins. They turn on each other out of territorial instinct and worm #17 & 20 both die. Optimus Prime transforms into robot form and releases Roller. Although Roller has a very hard time "rolling" in the sand and is an easy target for Jill Valentine to bust a cap into. Sauron orders the Fell Beasts to attack and they instantly go after Lucca Brazzi (because he has the most meat on him). Lucca pulls out his pump 12 gauge and actually manages to shoot Fell Beast #4 in the head and kill it before the remaing 5 begin fighting amongst themselves over each morsel as they eat the mob capo. The Starship Troopers open fire but one of them accidentally shoots Al Dogg with some friendly fire. Carlos Olivera fires back and then jumps in the middle of them to bring the fight a little closer. Carlos takes out trooper #2 & 6 before the remaining armored troopers finish him off. Ram Man Rams Jabba the Hutt, knocking him off of his repulsor lift and killing him. He then attempts to do the same move on Optimus Prime, and he probably would have been successfull except he trips over Al Dogg's dead body and falls flat on his face. Optimus Prime finishes him off. Hound transforms into a jeep allowing Duncan Idaho, the Suk Doctor and Reese to jump in. Apocylypse Alice jumps onto the hood of the jeep and shoots Reese in the arm but Duncan Idaho jumps onto the hood as well and pulls out his knife. He stabs Ap. Alice but they both fall off of the jeep onto the ground. Hound turns around to pick up Duncan and then brings the 3 passengers to a rock that they can hide behind. Duncan and Reese are hurt pretty badly but the Suk Doctor, with his medical skills believes he can fix them with little difficulty. Optimus Prime and Hound attack the remaining 30 goblins and have little difficulty killing them in fairly large numbers. Although after he kills about 6 of them on his own Hound gets covered with 8 more Goblins who hack away at him with their swords and axes until his circuitry is destroyed. Optimus after killing 16 of them already, kills those 8 as well and avenges the death of his old friend. The Suk Doctor has his 2 patients wrapped up pretty well when he then all of the sudden turns to attack the 2 people he just fixed up. Extinction Alice has taken over his mind, and his making him attack his friends. Reese, who is saddened because he really likes the good doctor shoots his friend in the head. Ex. Alice runs over to them to finish the job herself but the Fell Beasts who are finally done with their Italian cuisine fly in and attack her. The Starship Troopers also jump in using their jet packs to attack the woman who is obviousely the biggest threat on the team. Ex. Alice jumps on Fell Beast #1's back hits it in the neck in just the right spot and kills it. She then jumps to the ground, in the middle of the starship troopers and begins doing a whole lot of kicking and shooting, just like she does in the movies. She takes out Starship Trooper #1 & 5 and Fell Beast #2 & 3 before Duncan Idaho, who is protected from Alice's bullets by his personal Holtzman Shield jumps up and grabs a piece of broken armor from one of the fallen troopers and stabs Ex. Alice with it. Sith Lord #1 & 2 who have been given the names Darth Deez and Darth Nutz have snuck up on Sauron and jump in with their crimson lightsabers drawn ready to attack the evil one, thinking that they have a good chance of beating him if they take him togeather. But they do not realize that along with holding himself back he has also ordered the Norse god Thor to be his most unlikely companion and bodyguard, and to hang back from the battle as well. The Sith Lords attack, and they manage to put a few scrapes in the armor of the Dark Lord but Sauron swings his mighty sword down and kills Darth Deez. Thor then throws Mjonir at Darth Nutz who tries to block it with his lightsaber. The hammer of the god goes right through the saber blade and hits Lord Nutz in the face killing him. Jill Valentine sees no oppurtunity for victory but does take a few pot shots as she is escaping and manages to kill Starship Trooper #3 and the Wild Man.
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Alice's Wonder Team is Tyler Derdon (designated leader), Extinction Alice, Apocylypse Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Ram Man, Kimbo Slice, Lucca Brazzi, Jill Valentine, Sith Lord #1 & 2, & Goblin #1-78.
Sauron decides that he can best lead from the back and that he won't fight unless he is needed. The giant sandworms, who are scared and have no idea what to do after being dropped into this unfamiliar dessert crash out of the sand in a rage toward the people who are daring to occupy the holy sand in which they are dwelling. As the 6 sandworms come crashing down on the ground from hundreds of feet in the air they crush and consume Leeloo, Kimbo Slice, Tyler Derdon, and 48 of the goblins. They turn on each other out of territorial instinct and worm #17 & 20 both die. Optimus Prime transforms into robot form and releases Roller. Although Roller has a very hard time "rolling" in the sand and is an easy target for Jill Valentine to bust a cap into. Sauron orders the Fell Beasts to attack and they instantly go after Lucca Brazzi (because he has the most meat on him). Lucca pulls out his pump 12 gauge and actually manages to shoot Fell Beast #4 in the head and kill it before the remaing 5 begin fighting amongst themselves over each morsel as they eat the mob capo. The Starship Troopers open fire but one of them accidentally shoots Al Dogg with some friendly fire. Carlos Olivera fires back and then jumps in the middle of them to bring the fight a little closer. Carlos takes out trooper #2 & 6 before the remaining armored troopers finish him off. Ram Man Rams Jabba the Hutt, knocking him off of his repulsor lift and killing him. He then attempts to do the same move on Optimus Prime, and he probably would have been successfull except he trips over Al Dogg's dead body and falls flat on his face. Optimus Prime finishes him off. Hound transforms into a jeep allowing Duncan Idaho, the Suk Doctor and Reese to jump in. Apocylypse Alice jumps onto the hood of the jeep and shoots Reese in the arm but Duncan Idaho jumps onto the hood as well and pulls out his knife. He stabs Ap. Alice but they both fall off of the jeep onto the ground. Hound turns around to pick up Duncan and then brings the 3 passengers to a rock that they can hide behind. Duncan and Reese are hurt pretty badly but the Suk Doctor, with his medical skills believes he can fix them with little difficulty. Optimus Prime and Hound attack the remaining 30 goblins and have little difficulty killing them in fairly large numbers. Although after he kills about 6 of them on his own Hound gets covered with 8 more Goblins who hack away at him with their swords and axes until his circuitry is destroyed. Optimus after killing 16 of them already, kills those 8 as well and avenges the death of his old friend. The Suk Doctor has his 2 patients wrapped up pretty well when he then all of the sudden turns to attack the 2 people he just fixed up. Extinction Alice has taken over his mind, and his making him attack his friends. Reese, who is saddened because he really likes the good doctor shoots his friend in the head. Ex. Alice runs over to them to finish the job herself but the Fell Beasts who are finally done with their Italian cuisine fly in and attack her. The Starship Troopers also jump in using their jet packs to attack the woman who is obviousely the biggest threat on the team. Ex. Alice jumps on Fell Beast #1's back hits it in the neck in just the right spot and kills it. She then jumps to the ground, in the middle of the starship troopers and begins doing a whole lot of kicking and shooting, just like she does in the movies. She takes out Starship Trooper #1 & 5 and Fell Beast #2 & 3 before Duncan Idaho, who is protected from Alice's bullets by his personal Holtzman Shield jumps up and grabs a piece of broken armor from one of the fallen troopers and stabs Ex. Alice with it. Sith Lord #1 & 2 who have been given the names Darth Deez and Darth Nutz have snuck up on Sauron and jump in with their crimson lightsabers drawn ready to attack the evil one, thinking that they have a good chance of beating him if they take him togeather. But they do not realize that along with holding himself back he has also ordered the Norse god Thor to be his most unlikely companion and bodyguard, and to hang back from the battle as well. The Sith Lords attack, and they manage to put a few scrapes in the armor of the Dark Lord but Sauron swings his mighty sword down and kills Darth Deez. Thor then throws Mjonir at Darth Nutz who tries to block it with his lightsaber. The hammer of the god goes right through the saber blade and hits Lord Nutz in the face killing him. Jill Valentine sees no oppurtunity for victory but does take a few pot shots as she is escaping and manages to kill Starship Trooper #3 and the Wild Man.
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Outsiders Vs. The Legion of Doom
The Outsiders are Mace Windu (designated leader), Jack Baur, Skorponock & Lord Zarock, Beast Boy, Nova: The Herald of Galactus, Twisted Mentat #1, and Fremen #1-30.
The Legion of Doom is Paul Atreides (designated leader), Darth Bain, T-X, The Sinister 6 (Dr. Octupuss, Sandman, Electro, Mysterio, Vulture, & Hobgoblin), The Eradicator, Weapon Omega, Metroplex, Atreides Soldier #11-24, Apocylypse, The Blob, Queen Xenomorph #1 & 2.
The noble born Paul Atreides was basically given free reign this week by head coach King Richard to establish a true "dessert power", just like he was taught to do by his father Duke Leto. Without saying a word to each other Senior Jedi Master Mace Windu and The Ancient Sith Lord Darth Bain pop open their purple and red lightsabers and begin a battle to which the possible outcome has been discussed by every jedi youngling and young dark side adept in the galaxy. They fight fiercely with one using the force as his ally and the other with the force bending to his will. This is not a battle that will end quickly. The two bases from which the teams started from both transform from their city like alter egos into amazingly huge robots and then Scorponok and Metroplex begin to battle. The Fremen who seem to have disapeared into the dunes are invisible to all but one of their own. Paul, who knows the ways of the Fremen as if he was born to them leads his group of ultra loyal Atreides Soldiers and Weapon Omega into the den of the Fremen. The Fremen pop up to fight them but also draw the attention of the 2 Queen Xenomorphs and T-X. The Fremen move in and around the sand with unbelievable ease with Fremen #16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, & 23 killing the Queen Xenomorphs in a suicide mission screaming "Shai Halud"; without even caring that as they killed the aliens with their bear hands and crysknives they would be covered in acid and killed. T-X manages to kill 4 more Fremen before they rip the thinking machine completely apart and 9 Atreides soldiers manage to kill 4 Fremen before the last of them lay dead. Weapon Omega takes out 3 before he ends up getting a crysknife in the neck, but when the dust of holy sands clear the only Fremen remaining is the greatest Fremen fighter to ever grace the sands. Paul Maud'ib, who by his own hand killed 11 hardened Fremen dessert fighters gives the truly holy sacrifice of giving water to the dead as 1 single tear drips off of his face after killing so many of his brethren. Nova and Eradicator both take to the air and begin flying around each other at speeds that can not even be deciphered by the human eye while Jack Baur has the twisted mentat run a projection of how they can go about winning this battle now that their group of Fremen fighters has been wiped out. The Twisted mentat after an almost instant calculation of every possible battle plan tells Jack that the only possible way of winning rests on Jack Baur and Beast Boy taking out the entire Sinister 6. The mentat tells him that retreat is one of the best possible options. Jack tries to attack the mentat but Beast Boy turns into a huge gorilla and stands in his way. Jack looks at Beast Boy, thinks twice and says calmly "come on we've got a job to do". The Blob, which cannot stand the cold is in the perfect environment for it to thrive as it moves around the dessert. Both teams stay as far away from the alien creature as possible for fear of being totally consumed. The twisted mentat is rapidly trying to figure out a way to get the blob to a colder area when Apocylypse crushes in the head of the Tlielaxlu twisted human computer with his huge metal foot. Scorponok sticks his scorpion tail into the chest of Metroplex, wounding him badly but the slightly larger Metroplex uses the rest of his remaining might to bring down his huge fists on the shoulders of Scorponok, breaking his back away from his neck killing him. Lord Zarock, the head of Scoponok who was virtually unharmed by this attack, transforms back into robot form and jumps on to the chest of metroplex firing his lazer gun into the wound of the giant robot, completely disabling his circuitry. Metroplex and Scorponok join each other in death. Jack Baur rides in on Beast Boy in the form of a green camel which then turns into an Arabian horse and speedily rides in toward the Sinister 6. Baur puts a .357 Sig from his P226 right between the eyes of the Vulture and then jumps off of the horse as it turns back into a gorrilla which then throws Jack into Doc Ock. Beast Boy turns into a bald eagle and starts chasing Hobgoblin on his glider. He catches him and turns into a King Cobra that wraps around his body and bites his neck killing him. Beast Boy jumps off the glider that is going out of control and turns into a flying squirrel. He begins gliding over to where Mysterio is and gets over top of him. Once he is over top of Mysterio he turns into a hippo and lands on top Mysterio, breaking every bone in Mysterio's body. Doc Ock grabs Baur with his tennacles and begins to squeeze but Jack fights through the pain and manages to pull the knife out of his right boot, he then throws it into Doc Ock's neck. Sandman turns into a sandstorm which picks up Lord Zarock and throws him to the ground. Sandman then lands a couple of huge punches and then jumps over the transformer right before he makes his body as hard as cement in order to crush the decepticon. The Eradicator and Nova, who have been battling in the air for some time finally realize that her cosmic blasts and his eye beams are not going to get the job done. Nova comes in a little closer but The Eradicator uses his strength to grab a hold of the cosmic being who any normal human would not be able to get near with out burning their face off and then snaps her neck. Beast Boy then jumps over the slab that is Sandman and turns into a Brontosaurus which breaks the slab apart. Although Sandman then just reforms himself into a Sandstorm. Beast Boy turns back into a flying Squirrel and just allows the storm to take its course while he flails around unharmed. Sandman turns back into himself and tries to punch Beast Boy numerous times but Beast Boy, who is now a kangeroo dodges everyone of them. Sandman tries his cement slab trick again but that is exactly what Beast Boy was waiting for. He turns into a hummingbird to get out of the way and then turns into a blue whale once he is above Sandman. Beast Boy opens up his huge mouth and swallows the slab whole. Beast Boy, who has successfully killed Sandman lays on the ground, now in human form choking on the extremely dry meal he just had. He turns into a robin to fly away and try to regroup. Electro blasts Jack Baur with electricity knocking him to the ground. Jack, who realizes that killing Electro is the only thing that stands in the way of the very hard task of defeating the Sinister 6 along with Beast Boy gets up and starts running toward him. Electro charges himself with electricity but Jack, who has been electrocuted about 75,000 times makes himself fight through the pain as he beats Electro to death with his fists creating a bloody mess in the sand. It takes Apocylypse to pull Jack off of the villain who throws Jack into the area that the blob has taken over. The Blob consumes the battered Jack Baur. Finally back to the "Bain Event". Mace Windu knocks the lightsaber out of Darth Bain's hands and kicks him several feet away. Lord Bain gets up and attempts to shoot Mace with Sith lightning but it is blocked by Mace's purple lightsaber. Master Windu directs the Sith Lightning back at Bain which at first inflicts much pain on him but actually serves the purpose of melting the crustaceans off of Bain and actually healing his disease with the combined powers of the force's light and dark sides working to kill the parasite. Darth Bain uses the force to bring his lightsaber back to him and charges the Jedi Master. Darth Bain's cure is short lived as Mace Windu kicks the red lightsaber out of the hands of Lord Bain and then relieves the Sith Lord of his head. The exhausted Jedi looks around as Paul begins to lead the remainder of his team toward him, but then a green Pterydactyl grabs Mace by the shoulders and begins to take the advice of their twisted mentat. Beast Boy and Mace Windu escape with their lives.
THE LEGION OF DOOM IS VICTORIOUS!
The Legion of Doom is Paul Atreides (designated leader), Darth Bain, T-X, The Sinister 6 (Dr. Octupuss, Sandman, Electro, Mysterio, Vulture, & Hobgoblin), The Eradicator, Weapon Omega, Metroplex, Atreides Soldier #11-24, Apocylypse, The Blob, Queen Xenomorph #1 & 2.
The noble born Paul Atreides was basically given free reign this week by head coach King Richard to establish a true "dessert power", just like he was taught to do by his father Duke Leto. Without saying a word to each other Senior Jedi Master Mace Windu and The Ancient Sith Lord Darth Bain pop open their purple and red lightsabers and begin a battle to which the possible outcome has been discussed by every jedi youngling and young dark side adept in the galaxy. They fight fiercely with one using the force as his ally and the other with the force bending to his will. This is not a battle that will end quickly. The two bases from which the teams started from both transform from their city like alter egos into amazingly huge robots and then Scorponok and Metroplex begin to battle. The Fremen who seem to have disapeared into the dunes are invisible to all but one of their own. Paul, who knows the ways of the Fremen as if he was born to them leads his group of ultra loyal Atreides Soldiers and Weapon Omega into the den of the Fremen. The Fremen pop up to fight them but also draw the attention of the 2 Queen Xenomorphs and T-X. The Fremen move in and around the sand with unbelievable ease with Fremen #16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, & 23 killing the Queen Xenomorphs in a suicide mission screaming "Shai Halud"; without even caring that as they killed the aliens with their bear hands and crysknives they would be covered in acid and killed. T-X manages to kill 4 more Fremen before they rip the thinking machine completely apart and 9 Atreides soldiers manage to kill 4 Fremen before the last of them lay dead. Weapon Omega takes out 3 before he ends up getting a crysknife in the neck, but when the dust of holy sands clear the only Fremen remaining is the greatest Fremen fighter to ever grace the sands. Paul Maud'ib, who by his own hand killed 11 hardened Fremen dessert fighters gives the truly holy sacrifice of giving water to the dead as 1 single tear drips off of his face after killing so many of his brethren. Nova and Eradicator both take to the air and begin flying around each other at speeds that can not even be deciphered by the human eye while Jack Baur has the twisted mentat run a projection of how they can go about winning this battle now that their group of Fremen fighters has been wiped out. The Twisted mentat after an almost instant calculation of every possible battle plan tells Jack that the only possible way of winning rests on Jack Baur and Beast Boy taking out the entire Sinister 6. The mentat tells him that retreat is one of the best possible options. Jack tries to attack the mentat but Beast Boy turns into a huge gorilla and stands in his way. Jack looks at Beast Boy, thinks twice and says calmly "come on we've got a job to do". The Blob, which cannot stand the cold is in the perfect environment for it to thrive as it moves around the dessert. Both teams stay as far away from the alien creature as possible for fear of being totally consumed. The twisted mentat is rapidly trying to figure out a way to get the blob to a colder area when Apocylypse crushes in the head of the Tlielaxlu twisted human computer with his huge metal foot. Scorponok sticks his scorpion tail into the chest of Metroplex, wounding him badly but the slightly larger Metroplex uses the rest of his remaining might to bring down his huge fists on the shoulders of Scorponok, breaking his back away from his neck killing him. Lord Zarock, the head of Scoponok who was virtually unharmed by this attack, transforms back into robot form and jumps on to the chest of metroplex firing his lazer gun into the wound of the giant robot, completely disabling his circuitry. Metroplex and Scorponok join each other in death. Jack Baur rides in on Beast Boy in the form of a green camel which then turns into an Arabian horse and speedily rides in toward the Sinister 6. Baur puts a .357 Sig from his P226 right between the eyes of the Vulture and then jumps off of the horse as it turns back into a gorrilla which then throws Jack into Doc Ock. Beast Boy turns into a bald eagle and starts chasing Hobgoblin on his glider. He catches him and turns into a King Cobra that wraps around his body and bites his neck killing him. Beast Boy jumps off the glider that is going out of control and turns into a flying squirrel. He begins gliding over to where Mysterio is and gets over top of him. Once he is over top of Mysterio he turns into a hippo and lands on top Mysterio, breaking every bone in Mysterio's body. Doc Ock grabs Baur with his tennacles and begins to squeeze but Jack fights through the pain and manages to pull the knife out of his right boot, he then throws it into Doc Ock's neck. Sandman turns into a sandstorm which picks up Lord Zarock and throws him to the ground. Sandman then lands a couple of huge punches and then jumps over the transformer right before he makes his body as hard as cement in order to crush the decepticon. The Eradicator and Nova, who have been battling in the air for some time finally realize that her cosmic blasts and his eye beams are not going to get the job done. Nova comes in a little closer but The Eradicator uses his strength to grab a hold of the cosmic being who any normal human would not be able to get near with out burning their face off and then snaps her neck. Beast Boy then jumps over the slab that is Sandman and turns into a Brontosaurus which breaks the slab apart. Although Sandman then just reforms himself into a Sandstorm. Beast Boy turns back into a flying Squirrel and just allows the storm to take its course while he flails around unharmed. Sandman turns back into himself and tries to punch Beast Boy numerous times but Beast Boy, who is now a kangeroo dodges everyone of them. Sandman tries his cement slab trick again but that is exactly what Beast Boy was waiting for. He turns into a hummingbird to get out of the way and then turns into a blue whale once he is above Sandman. Beast Boy opens up his huge mouth and swallows the slab whole. Beast Boy, who has successfully killed Sandman lays on the ground, now in human form choking on the extremely dry meal he just had. He turns into a robin to fly away and try to regroup. Electro blasts Jack Baur with electricity knocking him to the ground. Jack, who realizes that killing Electro is the only thing that stands in the way of the very hard task of defeating the Sinister 6 along with Beast Boy gets up and starts running toward him. Electro charges himself with electricity but Jack, who has been electrocuted about 75,000 times makes himself fight through the pain as he beats Electro to death with his fists creating a bloody mess in the sand. It takes Apocylypse to pull Jack off of the villain who throws Jack into the area that the blob has taken over. The Blob consumes the battered Jack Baur. Finally back to the "Bain Event". Mace Windu knocks the lightsaber out of Darth Bain's hands and kicks him several feet away. Lord Bain gets up and attempts to shoot Mace with Sith lightning but it is blocked by Mace's purple lightsaber. Master Windu directs the Sith Lightning back at Bain which at first inflicts much pain on him but actually serves the purpose of melting the crustaceans off of Bain and actually healing his disease with the combined powers of the force's light and dark sides working to kill the parasite. Darth Bain uses the force to bring his lightsaber back to him and charges the Jedi Master. Darth Bain's cure is short lived as Mace Windu kicks the red lightsaber out of the hands of Lord Bain and then relieves the Sith Lord of his head. The exhausted Jedi looks around as Paul begins to lead the remainder of his team toward him, but then a green Pterydactyl grabs Mace by the shoulders and begins to take the advice of their twisted mentat. Beast Boy and Mace Windu escape with their lives.
THE LEGION OF DOOM IS VICTORIOUS!
Monday, March 17, 2008
Team Ed Vs. The Syracuse Valley
Team Ed is Superman (designated leader), Wile E. Coyote, God Emperor Leto II, Jet Li, Neo, He-Man & Battle Cat, Seraph, Blaster w/ Rewind, Eject, Ramhorn, & Steel Jaw, Luke Skywalker, R2-D2 & C-3PO, Gannon, The Shining Force (Max, Mayonais, Thor, Carli!!!, April!!!, Wilcoyte, Mogie, Robin Hood, Little John, Wimp, Yota, Chipmunk, Nick!, Ryan!, JoanJett, VanVanVn, Arthur, Ed 1, Jay Leno, Dump, Weird Al, Dr. Ruel, Tweetie, E.T., Bear!, Aerosmit, Bad Hair Day, Mac Dad, Luigie, & Yogurt), The Combaticons, John Wayne, Blitzwing, Griffin Poteracki, Shaun Poteracki, Sephiroth, Dozer #3, Kefka, Bomberman, & Bowser: King of Koopa.
The Syracuse Valley is Master Chief (designated leader), Fire Bros. #1-10, Boomerang Bros. #1-10, Darth Maul, Sonic the Hedgehog & Tails, Star Fox, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, & Ratbat, Xenomorph #85-94, Nightcrawler, Omega Red, & Little Goomba #1.
Kefka casts a spell towards Nightcrawler but he "Bamfs" out of the way before it can hit him. Kefka, in his normal fashion is now overcome with cowardice and begins running away. Gannon & Bowser, who are also video game villains are made extremely mad by this because we all know how much bravery and teamwork they have shown so far (see Week 1). They chase him down and kill their own teammate. Superman strikes next as he flies toward the fire bros. they throw many fireballs at him but they have little effect. He takes out all 10 of them in record time. God Emperor Leto II, the half human/half sandworm Kwisatz Haderach dives into the sands and starts moving at incredible speeds. He pops back up where the xenomorphs are camping out, where he then procedes to crush 3, consume 3, and then crush 3 more. The ruler of the known universe and emperor of 1 Million worlds then begins to think, in his superior mind that the concentrated acid blood in their bodies makes for a most unpleasant after taste. Master Chief leads his group of Boomerang Bros. against the Shining Force. Master Chief scores a deadly attack which kills VanVanVn and the boomerang bros. do quite a bit of damage to several other members. But Yota casts Aura level 2 and heals them. The 3 wizardess' & Arthur who have decided to go with Blaze spells because of the dessert climate all cast Blaze level 2, except for Carli!!! who casts Blaze level 4. This kills Master Chief, as well as Boomerang Bros. #9 & 10. Mayonais & Thor take out Boomerang Bros #1 & 2 while Bad Hair Day kills #3. Robin Hood and Little John double team Boomerang Bros. #4; and Jay Leno uses the Devil Lance to take out #5. E.T. and the other 3 fliers kill Bros. #6, while the ninja Mac Dad and Luigie the Samurai each take 1 out (#7 & 8). He-Man and Battle Cat are having a little bit of trouble catching Sonic but as Sonic turns around to do his spin move He-man gets in front of Battle Cat and blocks the blue hedgehog with his shield. Sonic becomes pretty dizzy and remains so when He-Man runs him through. Wile E. Coyote (Super Genius) along with Bomberman and John Wayne, who has Dozer #3 in his shirt pocket back Tails into a rock corner. They ask him to surrender but he begins to spin his tails to fly away. John Wayne shoots one of his tails knocking him out of the air and then they all start running away as Bomberman throws a bomb and Wile E. Coyote throws dynamite. This combined explosion easily takes out Tails. Soundwave faces off against his arch-rival Blaster and they both eject all of their tapes. Rumble tells Soundwave "I don't think we'll need you on this one boss"; which proves right as he and Frenzy easily rip Rewind and Eject apart. Ramhorn tries to rush at Buzzsaw but gets blown up by the robot bird's lazers. Ratbat then lands on Steeljaw's back and rips him apart. Soundwave begins to move in to attack Blaster, but Lazerbeak and Ravage double team the giant '80's boom box doing a lazer blast/metal chewing combo. Shaun Poteracki jumps as high as he can a lands on Little Goomba #1 (100 points). Shaun says "YES! I have always wanted to do that"! Neo, along with Seraph, Jet-Li, and Griffin all move against Darth Maul. Neo and Seraph move in unison around the sith lord surrounding him. Maul stabs Jet-Li in the heart, killing him and cuts off part of Griifin's right arm at the elbow. This keeps both ends of his lightsaber busy while he kicks him into Neo, who puts a well placed karate chop into the neck of Lord Maul cracking his neck. Afterwards, Seraph fills him with 2 magazines worth of bullets: just in case. Star Fox begins shooting his lazer gun at Luke but Luke easily blocks all of them with his green lightsaber. Star Fox manages to get in a drop kick when R2 makes a sound a little bit like this "WAAAahAAAAAAH" this distracts Star Fox for half a second while Luke stabs him in his furry chest. Luke says "Thanks R2" and C3-PO says in a whiny British accent "Oh stop bragging R2, Master Luke did all the work". The Combaticons merge to form Bruticus and Omega Red makes a valiant attempt at attacking the giant robot. He is unsuccessful, as Bruticus blasts him with a lazer and then picks him up to squeeze the last bit of life out of him. Blitzwing, in jet from flies toward Nightcrawler and transforms into his tank form, but before he does, Sephiroth jumps out and with his huge sword begins fighting Nightcrawler. Blitzwing tries to shoot Nightcrawler but the blue mutant teleports out of the way. The sword duel continues and Nightcrawler in this instance proves that 3 swords are better than one huge one as he stabs Sephiroth in the heart. Sephiroth is still barely alive when the huge lazer blast from the tank decepticon hits both him and Nightcrawler, killing them. Soundwave orders his tapes to come back into him as he flies away with the feeling that although they are retreating at least somebody on this team did their job.
TEAM ED IS VICTORIOUS!
The Syracuse Valley is Master Chief (designated leader), Fire Bros. #1-10, Boomerang Bros. #1-10, Darth Maul, Sonic the Hedgehog & Tails, Star Fox, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, & Ratbat, Xenomorph #85-94, Nightcrawler, Omega Red, & Little Goomba #1.
Kefka casts a spell towards Nightcrawler but he "Bamfs" out of the way before it can hit him. Kefka, in his normal fashion is now overcome with cowardice and begins running away. Gannon & Bowser, who are also video game villains are made extremely mad by this because we all know how much bravery and teamwork they have shown so far (see Week 1). They chase him down and kill their own teammate. Superman strikes next as he flies toward the fire bros. they throw many fireballs at him but they have little effect. He takes out all 10 of them in record time. God Emperor Leto II, the half human/half sandworm Kwisatz Haderach dives into the sands and starts moving at incredible speeds. He pops back up where the xenomorphs are camping out, where he then procedes to crush 3, consume 3, and then crush 3 more. The ruler of the known universe and emperor of 1 Million worlds then begins to think, in his superior mind that the concentrated acid blood in their bodies makes for a most unpleasant after taste. Master Chief leads his group of Boomerang Bros. against the Shining Force. Master Chief scores a deadly attack which kills VanVanVn and the boomerang bros. do quite a bit of damage to several other members. But Yota casts Aura level 2 and heals them. The 3 wizardess' & Arthur who have decided to go with Blaze spells because of the dessert climate all cast Blaze level 2, except for Carli!!! who casts Blaze level 4. This kills Master Chief, as well as Boomerang Bros. #9 & 10. Mayonais & Thor take out Boomerang Bros #1 & 2 while Bad Hair Day kills #3. Robin Hood and Little John double team Boomerang Bros. #4; and Jay Leno uses the Devil Lance to take out #5. E.T. and the other 3 fliers kill Bros. #6, while the ninja Mac Dad and Luigie the Samurai each take 1 out (#7 & 8). He-Man and Battle Cat are having a little bit of trouble catching Sonic but as Sonic turns around to do his spin move He-man gets in front of Battle Cat and blocks the blue hedgehog with his shield. Sonic becomes pretty dizzy and remains so when He-Man runs him through. Wile E. Coyote (Super Genius) along with Bomberman and John Wayne, who has Dozer #3 in his shirt pocket back Tails into a rock corner. They ask him to surrender but he begins to spin his tails to fly away. John Wayne shoots one of his tails knocking him out of the air and then they all start running away as Bomberman throws a bomb and Wile E. Coyote throws dynamite. This combined explosion easily takes out Tails. Soundwave faces off against his arch-rival Blaster and they both eject all of their tapes. Rumble tells Soundwave "I don't think we'll need you on this one boss"; which proves right as he and Frenzy easily rip Rewind and Eject apart. Ramhorn tries to rush at Buzzsaw but gets blown up by the robot bird's lazers. Ratbat then lands on Steeljaw's back and rips him apart. Soundwave begins to move in to attack Blaster, but Lazerbeak and Ravage double team the giant '80's boom box doing a lazer blast/metal chewing combo. Shaun Poteracki jumps as high as he can a lands on Little Goomba #1 (100 points). Shaun says "YES! I have always wanted to do that"! Neo, along with Seraph, Jet-Li, and Griffin all move against Darth Maul. Neo and Seraph move in unison around the sith lord surrounding him. Maul stabs Jet-Li in the heart, killing him and cuts off part of Griifin's right arm at the elbow. This keeps both ends of his lightsaber busy while he kicks him into Neo, who puts a well placed karate chop into the neck of Lord Maul cracking his neck. Afterwards, Seraph fills him with 2 magazines worth of bullets: just in case. Star Fox begins shooting his lazer gun at Luke but Luke easily blocks all of them with his green lightsaber. Star Fox manages to get in a drop kick when R2 makes a sound a little bit like this "WAAAahAAAAAAH" this distracts Star Fox for half a second while Luke stabs him in his furry chest. Luke says "Thanks R2" and C3-PO says in a whiny British accent "Oh stop bragging R2, Master Luke did all the work". The Combaticons merge to form Bruticus and Omega Red makes a valiant attempt at attacking the giant robot. He is unsuccessful, as Bruticus blasts him with a lazer and then picks him up to squeeze the last bit of life out of him. Blitzwing, in jet from flies toward Nightcrawler and transforms into his tank form, but before he does, Sephiroth jumps out and with his huge sword begins fighting Nightcrawler. Blitzwing tries to shoot Nightcrawler but the blue mutant teleports out of the way. The sword duel continues and Nightcrawler in this instance proves that 3 swords are better than one huge one as he stabs Sephiroth in the heart. Sephiroth is still barely alive when the huge lazer blast from the tank decepticon hits both him and Nightcrawler, killing them. Soundwave orders his tapes to come back into him as he flies away with the feeling that although they are retreating at least somebody on this team did their job.
TEAM ED IS VICTORIOUS!
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