Better Than All of You is Thanos, Green Lantern, Mephisto, Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, Agent Smith, The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Sabu & Rob Van Damm, The Terminator (from T-1), The Terminator (from T-2), The Hart Foundation, The British Bulldogs, Skeletor, The Blues Bros. Rambo, Ghost Rider, Ric Flair w/ the 4 Horsemen, Doc Holliday, Hulk Hogan, Lex Luthor, Beechhead, Macho Man Randy Savage, Predator #1-8, & Cobra Commander.
The Legion of Doom is Darth Bain, Paul Atreides, T-X, Metroplex, Weapon Omega, Apocylypse, Col. John Madrox, The Aerialbots, Jet Jaguar, Shadowcat & Lockheed, Walker: Texas Ranger, The Sinister 6, Dilophosaurus #1-18, Wookie Soldier #1, & Treasure Troll #5.
After Better Than All of You's 2 and 0 start many people had high hopes for the team but after losing 3 out of 4 of their last matches Head Coach Cobra Commander has decided that he needs to have a more hands on approach which is why he gave himself the start this week. The Predators live to hunt their prey but they usually prefer a little bit more of a challenge than hunting Dilophosauruses in the middle of a city. The Dilophasauruses are fairly tough competitors but the invisible Predators do not waste much time taking out all 18 of the dinosaurs. Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow move in behind Agent Smith as he jumps into action. Smith knocks down Col. John Madrox on his way to Weapon Omega. Storm Shadow finishes Madrox off with his ninja sword before he can get up. Weapon Omega moves to attack Agent Smith but is no where near fast enough to keep up with the computer program as Smith hits Weapon Omega with a flurry of punches until he has broken all of his ribs and punctured his heart. Smith, Storm Shadow, and Snake Eyes then all surround Paul Atreides. Agent Smith moves with blinding speed but Paul uses the defensive skills that were taught to him by Gurney Halleck and Duncan Idaho. He waits patiently to make his attack because when wearing a personal Holtzman shield one always needs to move fast on defense but slow on attack. Agent Smith knocks Paul around quite a bit but none of his attacks break through the shield. Smith moves in for the kill one more time but is met with a crysknife in the neck as Paul dodged his attack and let the rogue agent run right into his blade. Paul may have killed the leader of the attack but as Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes watched the fight progress they realized what they had to do to penetrate the field of Paul's shield. Storm Shadow runs at Paul with his sword swinging in order to throw Paul off while Snake eyes slowly slips his blade through the shield and into Paul's chest. Mephisto and Ghost Rider attack Apocylypse. Apocylypse grows signifigantly larger than his two opponents but it does not do him much good. Ghost Rider rides at him at speeds faster than sound unleashing the spirit of Vengeance on him, Mephisto then uses his power to increase this attack into a blast of hell-fire that not even the ancient Egyptian mutant Apocylypse can withstand. The 2 Terminators know that they are outdated models compared to the T-X but they believe that they can handle her if they work togeather. They begin fighting her but she moves to fast for either of them to keep up. She knocks their weapons out of their hands and then breaks the legs off of T-1. T-X then attempts to jump onto T-2 but T-1's upper torso grabs her legs from the ground and pulls her down to his level. The Terminator from T-2 then uses all of his might to punch through both of the Terminators below him killing both T-X and his teammate. Darth Bain, who does not like how this match-up looks for his team is hiding out in the darkness of the city streets, but he does jump out to dispatch the other Terminator with his lightsaber while it is still trying to dislodge its arm from the tangled metal mess of the other robots. The Sinister 6 all try to attack the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man but they are suprised at the durability of something made completely out of marshmallow. Stay Puft steps on Mysterio and then swats Vulture out of the air. He then gets attacked by Sandman but once Sandman jumps into the trans-dimensionally created marshmallow that makes up Stay Puft's body the Sandman gets stuck inside of him and is consumed by the ghostly goo. The Mega Powers reunite as Hulk Hogan and the Macho Man double team Wookie Soldier #1. Macho Man hits him with an elbow and then Hogan hits him with the big boot sending him down on to the mat, I mean side walk and then Hogan finishes him off with a special neck-breaking leg drop. Tully Blanchard crushes Treasure Troll #5 with steel chair to his pink-mohawked hair. Walker: Texas Ranger pulls out his Colt pistol and puts .45 caliber's worth of Southern retribution into the heads of both of The Blues Bros. He then holsters his gun and roundhouse kicks Sabu into his partner Van Damm. The 2 of them come back at Walker but Walker dodges the barb wire/steel briefcase attacks from the tag team duo. Walker then does a double spin kick into the necks of both Van Damm and Sabu, and kills them both. When Walker lands he attempts to pull out his pistol as fast as possible but he is not quite as fast as Doc Holliday who pulls his six-shooter out and avenges his teammates by being Walker's Huckleberry and shooting him right between the eyes. Jet Jaguar grows to his monster fighting size and the Aerialbots merge to form Superion. These 2 huge robots allow themselves to be led by Metroplex as they plow through the dwarfed city streets. Darth Bain senses that this battle does not look good for his team or that if they are going to win they will do it without him, so he sneaks away in retreat without telling his teammates, much like he did in the original Jedi/Sith war. Cobra Commander charges at Shadowcat and Lockheed while firing his pistol at the the 2 of them. Shadowcat phazes herself but cannot protect Lockheed soon enough and Cobra Commander shoots the 12 inch tall dragon, killing him. The infuriated Shadowcat touches Cobra Commander as he runs by her and causes him to become intangible as well. Cobra Commander does not know what is happening to him as he runs right through Shadowcat and into the brick wall of the building right next to them. Shadowcat then brings Cobra Commander back to his solid state which traps him inside the wall and crushes him inbetween the brick. Dr. Octupus attacks the Predators and instantly digs his huge tennacle into the head of Predator #2, killing him. He was foolish to think that the other Predators would not be able to react to this though as they swarm him. Doc Ock manages to take out Predator #8 as well but the other predators rip him to shreds before Hobgoblin and Electro can come to his aid. Rambo, from on top of one of the skyscrapers starts firing his M-60 at the 3 huge robots walking on the streets below. They turn their attention towards him but this was all a part of Cobra Commander's plan that they are still executing for him posthumousely. While they turn their attention to Rambo and the 7.62x.39 caliber rounds that are not doing much more than tickling the 3 robots, this is when the rest of the team attacks. Green Lantern and Thanos fly up as if to make an example of the 3 robots and both blast Metroplex with all of the energy they can muster. Superion and Jet Jaguar appear as shocked as giant robots can appear as the largest of the 3 of them is taken down rather easily by the 2 cosmic alien-powered beings. Superion uses his giant lazer gun to pick off Beachhead from the top of one of the nearby buildings and Jet Jaguar steps on Arn and Ole Anderson. Skeletor, has convinced The Hart Foundation and The British Bulldogs to join him in a daring attack on Superion. The 5 of them attempt to jump onto his back from on top of the building next to him. Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart and Davey Boy Smith don't even make the jump and they plummet to their doom. Bret Hart and the Dynamite Kid make it on but once they are holding on to the giant gestalt they don't know what exactly they are supposed to do to him (other than act as a diversion for Skeletor, which was really the plan in the first place). Skeletor Lands on Superion's shoulders and blasts him with some dark magic from his wand as Superion brushes off Dynamite Kid into the side of the 5th story of the nearby building. "The Hitman" is still holding on for dear life to Superion's arm as Superion goes to knock Skeletor off next, but Lex Luthor flies up in his battle suit and blasts Superion in the head, sending him stumbling back a couple of feet. Skeletor takes this oppurtunity to stab his purple sword into the eye of Superion and then pump his head full of a huge blast from his magical staff completely frying the insides of Superion. Him and Bret Hart jump off with little more than bumps and bruises. Jet Jaguar is now surrounded by his opponents and knows that he can not win so he shrinks back down to human size and then escapes from the battle. Shadowcat phazes Electro and Hobgoblin and the 3 of them join Jet Jaguar in his escape.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
The Right Wing Vs. George Washington's Slaves
The Right Wing is Poseidon, Silver Surfer, Elite Storm Trooper #1-12, Batwoman, Blackfire, Gondor Soldier #1-12, Duncan Idaho Ghola #6, Green Goblin, Ulysses S. Grant, John Stewart, Storm, Incredible Hulk, Gold Dragon #11 & 12, T-Rex #16 & 17, Goliath, Wicked Witch of the West, Slimer, Flash, Nick & Bear, & Droid Fighter Ship #1.
George Washington's Slaves are Yoda, Shaak Ti, Jedi Master #1-3, Ki Adi Mundi, Optimus Prime w/ Roller, Hound, Fizzle, Sauron, Wild Man #1, Suk Doctor #1 & 2, Duncan Idaho Ghola #7, Thor, Colossus, Arisia, Martian Manhunter, Ryan Burke, Bill & Hillary Clinton, Crimmell, Ben Linus, Corbin Dallas, Crash Bandicoot, Jason Bourne, Andy Taylor & Barney Fife, T-1000, Kyle Reese, Zach Morris, A.C. Slater, Screech, Lisa Turtle, Jesse Spano, & Kelly Kapowski, Uncle Buck, Bart Simpson, Gargamel & Azrael, Jerry Seinfeld, Cosmo Kramer, George Castanza, & Elaine Benes, The Griffins: Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, Stewie, & Brian, Ron Jeremy, Fidel Castro, Jimmy Neutron, Sonny Chiba, & Sonny (from I-Robot).
The two teams are teleported to the heart of downtown Detroit. Yoda gathers Shaak Ti, Ki Adi Mundi, and Jedi Masters #1-3 and directs them to split up into smaller teams. Shaak Ti takes Fizzle, Corbin Dallas, Crash Bandicoot, and Bart Simpson over towards the Spirit of Detroit statue. Ki Adi Mundi gathers the Saved by the Bell kids, T-1000 and Sonny and makes their way over to Greektown. Jedi Masters #1-3 grab the Seinfeld Gang, the Griffin Family, Hound, Fidel Castro and Ben Linus as they all move towards Joe Louis Arena. The Right Wing’s flyers all take to the air, where they have a definite advantage. Storm using her mutant powers, conjures a powerful thunderstorm, which soaks the streets. “Ye dare challenge the God of Thunder with this mist?” bellows Thor as he flies into the sky. Thor raises Mjolnir and harnesses a bolt of lightning, sending it directly into Storm, frying her. Shaak Ti and her crew are confronted by Ulysses S. Grant and his squad of Gondor Soldiers, who have already positioned themselves around the statue. Grant sounds the attack and the Gondorians charge into battle. Bart Simpson and Crash Bandicoot are dispatched rather quickly. Shaak Ti kills Gondor Soldiers #7, 8, and 12 and orders Fizzle to transform. He crushes Gondor Soldier #9 and blasts Grant and Gondor Soldier #2. Corbin Dallas kills Gondor Soldier #1 as well. Shaak Ti pushes her team forward to finish the now leaderless Gondor Soldiers. Then a scarlet blur races by and kills Corbin Dallas. It then swarms all over Fizzle, who is trying to shoot at the blur, but it’s moving too fast. It completely dismantles the Autobot. Shaak Ti is able to Force push whatever it is that’s attacking them. It turns out to be the Flash, who was knocked into the Spirit of Detroit by Shaak Ti. This only slows Flash down for a fraction of a second. He races back to his feet and grabs two swords from fallen Gondor Soldiers, and in a blink of an eye, he decapitates Shaak Ti. The Wicked Witch of the West uses her evil magic to shoot Uncle Buck and turn Hillary Clinton into dust. A Bill Clinton chuckle to himself for a moment before him himself is vaporized. The Right Wing’s two Tyrannosaurs Rexes begin tearing up Woodward Ave, eating Andy Taylor, Barney Fife, Crimmell, Gargamel, and Azrael. Optimus Prime then rolls in and transforms, blasting himself into the air. (Cue “The Touch,” by Stan Bush) He flips over the dinosaurs shooting them with his laser rifle. He is then blasted into Fox Theatre by Silver Surfer. Arisia and Martian Manhunter aid the Autobot leader by blasting Silver Surfer from both sides. Thor then blindsides him with a powerful hit from his hammer. This allows Optimus Prime to get back on his feet so he can help others in need. J’onn J’onzz and Arisia are giving Silver Surfer all they have high above the city, but it’s not enough. The Surfer is fighting back. He knocks Manhunter away, sending him crashing into the Renaissance Building. He is about to kill Arisia, but John Stewart intervenes. Though she is on the opposing team, John Stewart has a sense of honor and duty to the fellow Green Lantern. What he does not count on is Blackfire, who uses this moment of compassion, to blast Arisia away. Thor attacks the shocked John Stewart and smashes him with Mjolnir, killing the Green Lantern. Down on the streets, The Right Wing’s Elite Clonetroopers have Jedi Masters #1-3 and their squad backed up on the steps of the Joe Louis Arena. They shoot down the Seinfeld Gang and most of the Griffin Family with little trouble. Jedi Masters #1 and 2 are able to slay Troopers #4-8. Hound transforms and uses his hologram to create an illusion of an army of Jedi, which come from behind the Elite Clonetroopers. This confuses and distracts them, which allows the Jedi, Hound, Fidel Castro, and Ben Linus to finish off the Troopers. During all of this commotion, Stewie vaporizes Lois Griffin, finally killing his mother. He scurries away to find safety. Goliath comes from behind the Arena and steps on Ben Linus and Fidel Castro. Hound then fires a missile at the giant, blowing a hole in its chest. Ki Adi Mundi and his forces are attacked by Gold Dragons #11 and 12, who are perched on top of Greektown Casino. They torch all of the Saved by the Bell kids. Gold Dragon #11 flies down to attack the rest, but due to its sheer size, is cramped in between the buildings. This enables Ki Adi Mundi to leap onto the dragon’s head, and plunges his lightsaber into its skull. T-1000 and Sonny manage to climb to the top of the Casino, and while the dragon is occupied by frying Sonny, T-1000 guts it with his arms that he had formed into long blades. Ryan Burke and Ron Jeremy have decided to flee the battle and instead duck into the Casino. Nick Houslander and Bear silently follow them. Bear jumps on to “the Hedgehog” and knocks him down. Nick then puts a couple 12 gauge slugs into Burke and Ron. Poseidon then causes a great earthquake that starts to crack the streets in half. He opens up Jefferson Ave. and Wild Man #1, Sonny Chiba and the Suk Doctors all fall in and perish. This earthquake does not destroy anymore of the city as Sauron enters the battle by bludgeoning the Greek God with his mace. He then goes on a tear throughout the city, killing the rest of the Gondor Soldiers and destroying the Wicked Witch of the West. Sauron then goes to strike the Incredible Hulk with his mace, but is hit with a massive uppercut from the green goliath. The Hulk stomps over to the Dark Lord of Mordor and picks him up by his throat and rips his arm off of his body, including the hand that wore the One Ring. Sauron’s body then swiftly disintegrates with explosive force. The Incredible Hulk then goes on a rampage of his own. He picks up Roller and throws it at George Washington’s Slaves, killing Duncan Idaho Ghola #7. He stomps on the three Jedi Masters, and picks up Jimmy Neutron by his huge head crushing it. He then rips the “Fist of Joe Louis” from its wires and hurls it at Colossus, “punching” him several blocks back. Colossus knows he is not strong enough to defeat the Hulk, but prepare to engage him again anyways. Yoda, however, has other plans for the Russian mutant. Thor hits the Hulk with a bolt of lightning to slow him down temporarily. Then Colossus picks Yoda up in his hand and fires the most amazing “Fastball Special” you would ever see. The Jedi Master flies through the air at an incredible speed with his lightsaber out and ready. Yoda plunges his lightsaber deep within the heart of the Incredible Hulk, ending his destruction. Martian Manhunter flies up and rips apart Droid Fighter Ship #1 and throws it at Green Goblin, killing him on impact. Duncan Idaho Ghola #6 engages Ki Adi Mundi in battle. They both move and high speeds, but Duncan Idaho gains an upper hand and stabs the Jedi Master in the chest, killing him. Batwoman swings down and dropkicks Jason Bourne. He quickly sweeps her feet and puts and elbow in her throat. He then grabs a batarang out of her utility belt and cuts her throat. Slimer flies around throughout the city, but is vaporized by Martian Manhunter’s eye beams. Silver Surfer and Blackfire now join in a quick attack on their enemies. Blackfire puts a hole right through Hound and Silver Surfer destroys T-1000 with his cosmic powers. Blackfire flies towards Optimus Prime to destroy him as she did his fellow Autobot, but is pulled to the ground by her ankle by Colossus. He then quickly snaps her neck. Yoda then avenges his fellow Jedi Master by slaying Duncan Idaho Ghola #6 in a fury of lightsaber attacks. Nick and Bear walk out of the Casino only to be snagged by their teammate the Flash, he runs off and tells Silver Surfer that they need to retreat, they are outnumbered and outgunned. Silver Surfer does not want to flee, but agrees that if he falls, his fellow teammates would surely fall as well. Stewie Griffin scampers out from his hiding spot and scurries up Optimus Prime to his shoulder and exclaims, “Victory is mine!”
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!
George Washington's Slaves are Yoda, Shaak Ti, Jedi Master #1-3, Ki Adi Mundi, Optimus Prime w/ Roller, Hound, Fizzle, Sauron, Wild Man #1, Suk Doctor #1 & 2, Duncan Idaho Ghola #7, Thor, Colossus, Arisia, Martian Manhunter, Ryan Burke, Bill & Hillary Clinton, Crimmell, Ben Linus, Corbin Dallas, Crash Bandicoot, Jason Bourne, Andy Taylor & Barney Fife, T-1000, Kyle Reese, Zach Morris, A.C. Slater, Screech, Lisa Turtle, Jesse Spano, & Kelly Kapowski, Uncle Buck, Bart Simpson, Gargamel & Azrael, Jerry Seinfeld, Cosmo Kramer, George Castanza, & Elaine Benes, The Griffins: Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, Stewie, & Brian, Ron Jeremy, Fidel Castro, Jimmy Neutron, Sonny Chiba, & Sonny (from I-Robot).
The two teams are teleported to the heart of downtown Detroit. Yoda gathers Shaak Ti, Ki Adi Mundi, and Jedi Masters #1-3 and directs them to split up into smaller teams. Shaak Ti takes Fizzle, Corbin Dallas, Crash Bandicoot, and Bart Simpson over towards the Spirit of Detroit statue. Ki Adi Mundi gathers the Saved by the Bell kids, T-1000 and Sonny and makes their way over to Greektown. Jedi Masters #1-3 grab the Seinfeld Gang, the Griffin Family, Hound, Fidel Castro and Ben Linus as they all move towards Joe Louis Arena. The Right Wing’s flyers all take to the air, where they have a definite advantage. Storm using her mutant powers, conjures a powerful thunderstorm, which soaks the streets. “Ye dare challenge the God of Thunder with this mist?” bellows Thor as he flies into the sky. Thor raises Mjolnir and harnesses a bolt of lightning, sending it directly into Storm, frying her. Shaak Ti and her crew are confronted by Ulysses S. Grant and his squad of Gondor Soldiers, who have already positioned themselves around the statue. Grant sounds the attack and the Gondorians charge into battle. Bart Simpson and Crash Bandicoot are dispatched rather quickly. Shaak Ti kills Gondor Soldiers #7, 8, and 12 and orders Fizzle to transform. He crushes Gondor Soldier #9 and blasts Grant and Gondor Soldier #2. Corbin Dallas kills Gondor Soldier #1 as well. Shaak Ti pushes her team forward to finish the now leaderless Gondor Soldiers. Then a scarlet blur races by and kills Corbin Dallas. It then swarms all over Fizzle, who is trying to shoot at the blur, but it’s moving too fast. It completely dismantles the Autobot. Shaak Ti is able to Force push whatever it is that’s attacking them. It turns out to be the Flash, who was knocked into the Spirit of Detroit by Shaak Ti. This only slows Flash down for a fraction of a second. He races back to his feet and grabs two swords from fallen Gondor Soldiers, and in a blink of an eye, he decapitates Shaak Ti. The Wicked Witch of the West uses her evil magic to shoot Uncle Buck and turn Hillary Clinton into dust. A Bill Clinton chuckle to himself for a moment before him himself is vaporized. The Right Wing’s two Tyrannosaurs Rexes begin tearing up Woodward Ave, eating Andy Taylor, Barney Fife, Crimmell, Gargamel, and Azrael. Optimus Prime then rolls in and transforms, blasting himself into the air. (Cue “The Touch,” by Stan Bush) He flips over the dinosaurs shooting them with his laser rifle. He is then blasted into Fox Theatre by Silver Surfer. Arisia and Martian Manhunter aid the Autobot leader by blasting Silver Surfer from both sides. Thor then blindsides him with a powerful hit from his hammer. This allows Optimus Prime to get back on his feet so he can help others in need. J’onn J’onzz and Arisia are giving Silver Surfer all they have high above the city, but it’s not enough. The Surfer is fighting back. He knocks Manhunter away, sending him crashing into the Renaissance Building. He is about to kill Arisia, but John Stewart intervenes. Though she is on the opposing team, John Stewart has a sense of honor and duty to the fellow Green Lantern. What he does not count on is Blackfire, who uses this moment of compassion, to blast Arisia away. Thor attacks the shocked John Stewart and smashes him with Mjolnir, killing the Green Lantern. Down on the streets, The Right Wing’s Elite Clonetroopers have Jedi Masters #1-3 and their squad backed up on the steps of the Joe Louis Arena. They shoot down the Seinfeld Gang and most of the Griffin Family with little trouble. Jedi Masters #1 and 2 are able to slay Troopers #4-8. Hound transforms and uses his hologram to create an illusion of an army of Jedi, which come from behind the Elite Clonetroopers. This confuses and distracts them, which allows the Jedi, Hound, Fidel Castro, and Ben Linus to finish off the Troopers. During all of this commotion, Stewie vaporizes Lois Griffin, finally killing his mother. He scurries away to find safety. Goliath comes from behind the Arena and steps on Ben Linus and Fidel Castro. Hound then fires a missile at the giant, blowing a hole in its chest. Ki Adi Mundi and his forces are attacked by Gold Dragons #11 and 12, who are perched on top of Greektown Casino. They torch all of the Saved by the Bell kids. Gold Dragon #11 flies down to attack the rest, but due to its sheer size, is cramped in between the buildings. This enables Ki Adi Mundi to leap onto the dragon’s head, and plunges his lightsaber into its skull. T-1000 and Sonny manage to climb to the top of the Casino, and while the dragon is occupied by frying Sonny, T-1000 guts it with his arms that he had formed into long blades. Ryan Burke and Ron Jeremy have decided to flee the battle and instead duck into the Casino. Nick Houslander and Bear silently follow them. Bear jumps on to “the Hedgehog” and knocks him down. Nick then puts a couple 12 gauge slugs into Burke and Ron. Poseidon then causes a great earthquake that starts to crack the streets in half. He opens up Jefferson Ave. and Wild Man #1, Sonny Chiba and the Suk Doctors all fall in and perish. This earthquake does not destroy anymore of the city as Sauron enters the battle by bludgeoning the Greek God with his mace. He then goes on a tear throughout the city, killing the rest of the Gondor Soldiers and destroying the Wicked Witch of the West. Sauron then goes to strike the Incredible Hulk with his mace, but is hit with a massive uppercut from the green goliath. The Hulk stomps over to the Dark Lord of Mordor and picks him up by his throat and rips his arm off of his body, including the hand that wore the One Ring. Sauron’s body then swiftly disintegrates with explosive force. The Incredible Hulk then goes on a rampage of his own. He picks up Roller and throws it at George Washington’s Slaves, killing Duncan Idaho Ghola #7. He stomps on the three Jedi Masters, and picks up Jimmy Neutron by his huge head crushing it. He then rips the “Fist of Joe Louis” from its wires and hurls it at Colossus, “punching” him several blocks back. Colossus knows he is not strong enough to defeat the Hulk, but prepare to engage him again anyways. Yoda, however, has other plans for the Russian mutant. Thor hits the Hulk with a bolt of lightning to slow him down temporarily. Then Colossus picks Yoda up in his hand and fires the most amazing “Fastball Special” you would ever see. The Jedi Master flies through the air at an incredible speed with his lightsaber out and ready. Yoda plunges his lightsaber deep within the heart of the Incredible Hulk, ending his destruction. Martian Manhunter flies up and rips apart Droid Fighter Ship #1 and throws it at Green Goblin, killing him on impact. Duncan Idaho Ghola #6 engages Ki Adi Mundi in battle. They both move and high speeds, but Duncan Idaho gains an upper hand and stabs the Jedi Master in the chest, killing him. Batwoman swings down and dropkicks Jason Bourne. He quickly sweeps her feet and puts and elbow in her throat. He then grabs a batarang out of her utility belt and cuts her throat. Slimer flies around throughout the city, but is vaporized by Martian Manhunter’s eye beams. Silver Surfer and Blackfire now join in a quick attack on their enemies. Blackfire puts a hole right through Hound and Silver Surfer destroys T-1000 with his cosmic powers. Blackfire flies towards Optimus Prime to destroy him as she did his fellow Autobot, but is pulled to the ground by her ankle by Colossus. He then quickly snaps her neck. Yoda then avenges his fellow Jedi Master by slaying Duncan Idaho Ghola #6 in a fury of lightsaber attacks. Nick and Bear walk out of the Casino only to be snagged by their teammate the Flash, he runs off and tells Silver Surfer that they need to retreat, they are outnumbered and outgunned. Silver Surfer does not want to flee, but agrees that if he falls, his fellow teammates would surely fall as well. Stewie Griffin scampers out from his hiding spot and scurries up Optimus Prime to his shoulder and exclaims, “Victory is mine!”
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!
BREAKING NEWS:
Due to unforeseen complications with some of the John Charles Carter Telportation Bridges, several of the matches for this week may be as late as Wednesday night. Please bear with us as we try to remedy this problem.
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Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. The Outsiders
Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches are Austin & Tyrone (co-designated leaders), Darth Vader, Sith Lord #3, Boba Fett, The Arc Troopers, Carnage, Ash, Duncan Mcleod, Doomsday, Micheal Myers, Dracula, Nazgul #6 w/ Fell Beast, Wolverine, Gambit, Capt. Britain, Green Dragon #1 & 2, Black Dragon #1 & 2, Dark Side Marauder #1-6, Sentinal #30, & Warg #1-3.
The Outsiders are Mace Windu (designated leader), Galactus & Nova, Ares: god of war, Apollo, Hercules, The Predicons, Sky Lynx, Brandon Inge, Lord Voldemort, Barbarossa, Ajax, Hrrm, Jack Baur, Curtis Manning, Gimli: son of Gloin, Fin Fang Foom, Nightsister Sith Witch #1-6, Dark Jedi #11 & 12, & Dark Jedi Master #31 & 32.
General Austin is leading the troops this week against the majority of The Outsiders but head coach Hanibal of Crete wanted a second Backyardigan there As well to be in command of the attack against Galactus. So Grand Moff Tyrone volunteered to lead the attack against the Devourer of Worlds. Boba Fett comes up next to Vader as they stand in the city streets awaiting the approach of The Outsiders and says "I don't know about this Vader, I hear they have a guy on their team who eats planets". Vader replies with "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force". Vader catches a quick laugh through his bionic ear from Arc Trooper #4. Vader then turns to his apprentice and says "Lord Yardigan, would you care to do the honors"? "As you wish master" Yardigan replies as he uses the force to choke the life out of Arc Trooper #4. Wolverine leans over to Gambit and says "I think they found his lack of faith disturbing, huh Bub"? Austin yells "release the wargs" so the Dark Side Marauders open up the cages and let the 3 Wargs run wild in the dark city searching for prey. They begin to run at the Sith Witches but it seems that they have a bodyguard. The normally savage Hrrm is being controlled by the Sith Witches empathetic powers so they send him out to defend them against the Wargs. Hrrm jumps into action and begins ripping into Warg #2, biting at his neck. Hrrm gets the best of the warg but he the gentically engineered killer is not strong enough to take all 3 of them and the other 2 wargs rip him apart. The 2 remaining wargs continue their run on the Sith Witches, moving at them at incredible speeds. The Nightsisters pull out their red-bladed lightsabers to defend themselves but the Wargs jump into action landing on Sith Witch #4 & 5, biting into their skulls. The other Nightsisters are angered by the loss of their fellow force adept as they cut apart Warg #1 with their lightsabers and blast Warg #3 with Sith Lightning. Galactus pops up in the distance from behind one of the larger buildings. Tyrone has the Marauders bring over another cage. The cage is rather large and uses red crystal lightsaber technology among other fail-safes to keep containment possible. The Dark Side Marauders are already fairly far away from the cage when they remote open it. Opening up this massive containment unit reveals Doomsday, who automatically starts running toward the most powerful force on the battlefield, Galactus. Tyrone then gives the signal for Nazgul #6 to come flying around the side of the building at Galactus while he is being flanked by Sentinal #30. Tyrone thought that since the Sentinal was big and purple that it was perfect for his Galactus fighting squad but he soon found out he was wrong as Galactus uses energy from his hands to blast the sentinal out of the sky. Doomsday does not even seem to slow down when Nova makes the mistake of getting in his way. Doomsday crushes her cosmic power protected body with a simple clap of his hands. Austin then notices that the largest character in the match-up, that is in no way short on large characters is coming their way. Fin Fang Foom is coming up on the other side of them in an attempt to surround them (*because this match takes place on earth, Galactus is not nearly as large as he is while in space; so Fin Fang Foom is almost 5 times larger than Galactus). He takes a second to think about who he will send to face the huge 15 story tall ancient dragon but his 4 dragons are already flying over to combat the gigantic monster. The 2 Sith Lords and Boba Fett lead the 6 Marauders against the force users of The Outsiders, but not before Vader tells The Arc Troopers that it is their job to take out Sky Lynx, and "that it would be wise to not anger me again". Boba Fett lands in front of the 2 Dark Jedi and shoots them both in the head before they even have a chance to pull out their weapons, and Vader and Yardigan easily plow through the 2 Dark Jedi Masters. The Dark Side Marauders rush in towards the 4 Sith Witches who know that it would not be wise for them to try to fight off the Marauders with lightsabers so they begin shooting their Sith Lightning at them. The Sith lightning is fairly potent and it kills Marauder #1, 3, & 6 but the other 3 Marauders use their Sith Rage to run right through the attack and engage the Nightsisters in a melee battle. The Marauders are better with the lightsabers but the Sith Witches are not to bad either. When the battle is said and done only Marauder #2 is still standing (barely). Mace Windu comes running in next. It is not in his nature to come to the aid of Dark side force users, but he is after all trying to be a team player (oops I forgot, Jedi don't try they do or do not there is no try). Boba Fett lands about 20 yards in front of Mace and begins shooting, but Master Windu manages to block all of the shots without even breaking stride. Boba Fett all of the sudden gets a flash back from his youth as he realizes what is about to happen to him. He tries to use his jet pack to get away but Mace does a spin move and chops off Boba's head to end round 2 of the Windu/Fett rivalry. Lord Vader makes no attempt to stop Dark Side Maruader #2 from foolishly attacking the Jedi Master. Mace makes very short work of the exhausted Marauder by finishing him with a lightsaber to the gut. Yardigan initially started to move toward Mace to help the Marauder but Vader held him back and said "They are merely tools to aid are victory, let him do his job; I have learned that it is better if we face the worthy opponent togeather". Vader moves against Windu with Yardigan backing him up. Vader and Windu are very evenly matched and put on a great show of clashing red and purple. Darth Yardigan attempts to aid his master with a swing of his lightsaber but Mace Windu is to fast for the young Sith Lord. Mace moves to the side to dodge the hit and then removes Lord Yardigan's head with a quick swing of his saber. This excellent move turns out to not work in Windu's favor though as it serves to enrage Lord Vader. The Dark Lord of the Sith shows Master Windu the meaning of a true Sith Rage as he barrels through his defenses and cuts the Jedi master in half at the torso. Ares leads Hercules and Apollo into battle. Ares begins to clash with Duncan Mcleod. Mcleod's Katana is easily batted around by the large axe of the god of war which puts the Highlander on the defensive. Apollo starts shooting arrow after arrow at Micheal Myers but the mad man continues to come at him. Myers finally falls to the ground and Apollo walks over to the defeated Myers to analyze what form of being could withstand so many projectiles, but Myers pops back up and grabs Apollo by the neck, lifting him off of the ground. He then does what could only be done by a person truly possessed by the powers of evil as he twists off the head of the son of Zues. Ares puts an axe into the chest of Mcleod but does not pull it out right away. The always arrogant Ares (say that 5 times fast) does not realize that he must remove the head of the immortal in order to kill him. Duncan Mcleod on the other hand knows all about killing immortals which is exactly what he does as he picks up his katana and finishes off Ares by cutting off his head. Carnage and Ash double team Hercules. They back the son of a god into a corner and Ash rushes at him with his chainsaw hand while Carnage leaps above Hercules' head. Hercules knocks aside the chainsaw with his bear hands and then breaks Ash's neck with one hard punch, he does not wish to be to careful though, so he then jumps into the air with a mighty leap in order to land on top of Ash and crush him. But Carnage raps his alien symbiote extension around Hercules neck and head as if it were a noose and catches Hercules on the way down causing a second broken neck in the matter of seconds. Doomsday and Galactus are hitting each other with an amazing amount of power and laying waste to the entire city, while The Nazgul flies around in an attempt to aid Doomsday from the air. A flying brick from the fight hits Tyrone in the head and not only breaks his antlers, but kills him as well. Lord Voldemort senses an evil approaching him that rivals even his own. He knows that even though he appreciates the potencey of this evil it must be destroyed for he is the true Dark Lord. He sees Micheal Myers in the distance and is impressed that this person who appears to be a muggle has dispatched a Greek god. Lord Voldemort waives his wand creating a fire storm of energy which he directs at Micheal Myers and destroys him. Voldemort begins laughing maniacley until he realizes that the force he was feeling was still present just then Dracula comes jumping out of the shadows from the dark alley behind him. Dracula bites the neck of Voldemort and feasts on the blood of his very powerful opponent, reveling in his own abilities of stealth and deception. Capt. Britain grabs Wolverine and Gambit and starts flying towards the Cymeks. Wolverine says "These guys can't be any tougher than Sentinals, just get me on top of them". Capt. Britain throws Wolverine on top of Ajax and then throws Gambit on top of Barbarossa just before the 2 Titans simultaneousely blow him to pieces with numerous forms of artillery. Fin Fang Foom is much stronger than the 4 dragons he is fighting but he is having some trouble catching them because they are much faster than he is. The Green Dragons have hit him with quite a bit of poison and the Black Dragons have hit him with even more acid. These attacks have hurt the 150' tall dragon but not enough to bring him down. Foom then uses his huge hand to swat Green Dragon #2 out of the air and then step on him. The 2 Black Dragons fly straight in toward Foom's head in an attempt to hit him in the face with acid but Fin Fang Foom shoots his own form of concentrated acid at the 2 Black Dragons which proves to be much more powerful then their's as it kills them both. Green Dragon #1 bites Foom in the leg which sends both poison and pain raging up through the Ancient Chinese monster but the mighty Fin Fang Foom returns the favor as he grabs the last remaining dragon and rips him in half with his powerful teeth and jaw. Darth Vader, still in a heated rage after the death of his apprentice and friend Darth Yardigan manipulates his record number of midi-chlorians to cause the two huge skyscrapers that Fin Fang Foom is limping between to come crashing into the huge dragon. Fin Fang Foom is then crushed in between the massive amount of cement and brick from the wreckage, much like his burial home underneath the Great Wall of China. Wolverine uses his adamantium claws to rip open the outer protective casing around Ajax's human brain and then sticks his claws into it killing the huge Titan. He then jumps off of Ajax and lands on Barbarossa to help Gambit who is not having such an easy time breaking through the thick steel protecting the only human part left on the Cymek. Wolverine thinks he has the fool proof way to kill Cymeks but Barbrossa saw what Wolverine did to Ajax and is not going to make the same mistakes. Barbarossa starts flying faster to try to throw the 2 X-Men off but they manage to hang on. Then the Titan begins using his giant metal arm attachments to attack them. Wolverine destroys the arm that was attacking him but Gambit was not quite fast enough. Barbarossa grabbed a hold of Gambit with his extending arm and then in the blink of an eye squeezed Gambit to death. Barbarossa is still having trouble losing Wolverine but Sky Linx comes flying up to help. Brandon Inge, Jack Baur, Curtis Manning, Gimli, and The Predicons are all inside. Sky Linx has been trying to get The Predicons to the desired location so they could form Prediking to help out Galactus, but Galactus, Doomsday, and The Nazgul are causing such havok that they have been unable to find the perfect time. As Sky Lynx and Barbarossa fly in between the buildings Sky Linx is hit by a magnetic grappling hook from on top of one of the taller buildings. It was shot by Arc Trooper Lt. #1 and it is pulling him along with all of the other Troopers on top of Sky Lynx. Once on top The Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Expert blasts a hole in the top of the Dino Bird and they jump in. They are instantly fired on as Curtis takes out Arc #1 and Jack kills Arc #3 and Lt. #1. The Arc Troopers had a plan though that was fairly simple. They set explosives as soon as they got inside the Autobot and The Arc Trooper Captain instantly used his 2 high powered lazer pistols to take out the Predicon leader, so they would be unable to form Prediking no matter what. The Arc Troopers have every intention of making this a suicide mission so they focus their fire power on the Predicons but only get one more. Before Sky Lynx blows up from the inside The other 3 Predicons fly out of him and Jack Baur and Gimli both jump out, but only Baur had a parachute. Nazgul #6 gets a few hits in with his Morgul blade which have a painful effect on Galactus, who is getting very fatigued by the Attacks of Doomsday. Doomsday on the other hand is hurting but seems to be energized by the pain that has been inflicted on him by the cosmic being. Vader, Carnage, Duncan Mcleod, and Dracula rush up toward Galactus to try to help their teammates. Galcatus swipes at the Nazgul but only kills the Fell Beast he was riding on as the Nazgul himself landed on a roof top only a few feet below him. When Gimli jumped out of the dying Sky Lynx he made an incredible leap (especially for a dwarf) and landed on top of Barbarossa right next to Wolverine. Gimli says "aye all they needed was a dwarf to get you off of this metal dragon". The 2 of them start to fight fiercely on top of the cymek. Gimli gets in a great axe chop to Wolverine's left leg and the 2 of them start to have quite a respect for the other one as Wolverine puts 3 long, bloody scratch marks down the back of Gimli, but it is Wolverine's healing factor that ends up deciding the fight as Gimli's tremendous blood loss slows him down enough to allow Wolverine to stick his claws down into the top of the dwarf's head. Wolverine then jumps off the side of Barbarossa because the 3 Predicons start shooting at him from the air, one of which is holding Jack Baur. As Wolverine jumps on to the building below he does not even realize that the reason they are all flying side by side is because they are following Galactus away from the battle to retreat. Galactus' main weakness is his lack of stamina and in his near omnipotence realized the threat that this team posed which is why he retreated. Outsiders head coach Bill Walsh had instructed the team before that if Galactus were to retreat they should follow, which is why the others followed closely behind Galactus in hopes to fight another day.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Outsiders are Mace Windu (designated leader), Galactus & Nova, Ares: god of war, Apollo, Hercules, The Predicons, Sky Lynx, Brandon Inge, Lord Voldemort, Barbarossa, Ajax, Hrrm, Jack Baur, Curtis Manning, Gimli: son of Gloin, Fin Fang Foom, Nightsister Sith Witch #1-6, Dark Jedi #11 & 12, & Dark Jedi Master #31 & 32.
General Austin is leading the troops this week against the majority of The Outsiders but head coach Hanibal of Crete wanted a second Backyardigan there As well to be in command of the attack against Galactus. So Grand Moff Tyrone volunteered to lead the attack against the Devourer of Worlds. Boba Fett comes up next to Vader as they stand in the city streets awaiting the approach of The Outsiders and says "I don't know about this Vader, I hear they have a guy on their team who eats planets". Vader replies with "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force". Vader catches a quick laugh through his bionic ear from Arc Trooper #4. Vader then turns to his apprentice and says "Lord Yardigan, would you care to do the honors"? "As you wish master" Yardigan replies as he uses the force to choke the life out of Arc Trooper #4. Wolverine leans over to Gambit and says "I think they found his lack of faith disturbing, huh Bub"? Austin yells "release the wargs" so the Dark Side Marauders open up the cages and let the 3 Wargs run wild in the dark city searching for prey. They begin to run at the Sith Witches but it seems that they have a bodyguard. The normally savage Hrrm is being controlled by the Sith Witches empathetic powers so they send him out to defend them against the Wargs. Hrrm jumps into action and begins ripping into Warg #2, biting at his neck. Hrrm gets the best of the warg but he the gentically engineered killer is not strong enough to take all 3 of them and the other 2 wargs rip him apart. The 2 remaining wargs continue their run on the Sith Witches, moving at them at incredible speeds. The Nightsisters pull out their red-bladed lightsabers to defend themselves but the Wargs jump into action landing on Sith Witch #4 & 5, biting into their skulls. The other Nightsisters are angered by the loss of their fellow force adept as they cut apart Warg #1 with their lightsabers and blast Warg #3 with Sith Lightning. Galactus pops up in the distance from behind one of the larger buildings. Tyrone has the Marauders bring over another cage. The cage is rather large and uses red crystal lightsaber technology among other fail-safes to keep containment possible. The Dark Side Marauders are already fairly far away from the cage when they remote open it. Opening up this massive containment unit reveals Doomsday, who automatically starts running toward the most powerful force on the battlefield, Galactus. Tyrone then gives the signal for Nazgul #6 to come flying around the side of the building at Galactus while he is being flanked by Sentinal #30. Tyrone thought that since the Sentinal was big and purple that it was perfect for his Galactus fighting squad but he soon found out he was wrong as Galactus uses energy from his hands to blast the sentinal out of the sky. Doomsday does not even seem to slow down when Nova makes the mistake of getting in his way. Doomsday crushes her cosmic power protected body with a simple clap of his hands. Austin then notices that the largest character in the match-up, that is in no way short on large characters is coming their way. Fin Fang Foom is coming up on the other side of them in an attempt to surround them (*because this match takes place on earth, Galactus is not nearly as large as he is while in space; so Fin Fang Foom is almost 5 times larger than Galactus). He takes a second to think about who he will send to face the huge 15 story tall ancient dragon but his 4 dragons are already flying over to combat the gigantic monster. The 2 Sith Lords and Boba Fett lead the 6 Marauders against the force users of The Outsiders, but not before Vader tells The Arc Troopers that it is their job to take out Sky Lynx, and "that it would be wise to not anger me again". Boba Fett lands in front of the 2 Dark Jedi and shoots them both in the head before they even have a chance to pull out their weapons, and Vader and Yardigan easily plow through the 2 Dark Jedi Masters. The Dark Side Marauders rush in towards the 4 Sith Witches who know that it would not be wise for them to try to fight off the Marauders with lightsabers so they begin shooting their Sith Lightning at them. The Sith lightning is fairly potent and it kills Marauder #1, 3, & 6 but the other 3 Marauders use their Sith Rage to run right through the attack and engage the Nightsisters in a melee battle. The Marauders are better with the lightsabers but the Sith Witches are not to bad either. When the battle is said and done only Marauder #2 is still standing (barely). Mace Windu comes running in next. It is not in his nature to come to the aid of Dark side force users, but he is after all trying to be a team player (oops I forgot, Jedi don't try they do or do not there is no try). Boba Fett lands about 20 yards in front of Mace and begins shooting, but Master Windu manages to block all of the shots without even breaking stride. Boba Fett all of the sudden gets a flash back from his youth as he realizes what is about to happen to him. He tries to use his jet pack to get away but Mace does a spin move and chops off Boba's head to end round 2 of the Windu/Fett rivalry. Lord Vader makes no attempt to stop Dark Side Maruader #2 from foolishly attacking the Jedi Master. Mace makes very short work of the exhausted Marauder by finishing him with a lightsaber to the gut. Yardigan initially started to move toward Mace to help the Marauder but Vader held him back and said "They are merely tools to aid are victory, let him do his job; I have learned that it is better if we face the worthy opponent togeather". Vader moves against Windu with Yardigan backing him up. Vader and Windu are very evenly matched and put on a great show of clashing red and purple. Darth Yardigan attempts to aid his master with a swing of his lightsaber but Mace Windu is to fast for the young Sith Lord. Mace moves to the side to dodge the hit and then removes Lord Yardigan's head with a quick swing of his saber. This excellent move turns out to not work in Windu's favor though as it serves to enrage Lord Vader. The Dark Lord of the Sith shows Master Windu the meaning of a true Sith Rage as he barrels through his defenses and cuts the Jedi master in half at the torso. Ares leads Hercules and Apollo into battle. Ares begins to clash with Duncan Mcleod. Mcleod's Katana is easily batted around by the large axe of the god of war which puts the Highlander on the defensive. Apollo starts shooting arrow after arrow at Micheal Myers but the mad man continues to come at him. Myers finally falls to the ground and Apollo walks over to the defeated Myers to analyze what form of being could withstand so many projectiles, but Myers pops back up and grabs Apollo by the neck, lifting him off of the ground. He then does what could only be done by a person truly possessed by the powers of evil as he twists off the head of the son of Zues. Ares puts an axe into the chest of Mcleod but does not pull it out right away. The always arrogant Ares (say that 5 times fast) does not realize that he must remove the head of the immortal in order to kill him. Duncan Mcleod on the other hand knows all about killing immortals which is exactly what he does as he picks up his katana and finishes off Ares by cutting off his head. Carnage and Ash double team Hercules. They back the son of a god into a corner and Ash rushes at him with his chainsaw hand while Carnage leaps above Hercules' head. Hercules knocks aside the chainsaw with his bear hands and then breaks Ash's neck with one hard punch, he does not wish to be to careful though, so he then jumps into the air with a mighty leap in order to land on top of Ash and crush him. But Carnage raps his alien symbiote extension around Hercules neck and head as if it were a noose and catches Hercules on the way down causing a second broken neck in the matter of seconds. Doomsday and Galactus are hitting each other with an amazing amount of power and laying waste to the entire city, while The Nazgul flies around in an attempt to aid Doomsday from the air. A flying brick from the fight hits Tyrone in the head and not only breaks his antlers, but kills him as well. Lord Voldemort senses an evil approaching him that rivals even his own. He knows that even though he appreciates the potencey of this evil it must be destroyed for he is the true Dark Lord. He sees Micheal Myers in the distance and is impressed that this person who appears to be a muggle has dispatched a Greek god. Lord Voldemort waives his wand creating a fire storm of energy which he directs at Micheal Myers and destroys him. Voldemort begins laughing maniacley until he realizes that the force he was feeling was still present just then Dracula comes jumping out of the shadows from the dark alley behind him. Dracula bites the neck of Voldemort and feasts on the blood of his very powerful opponent, reveling in his own abilities of stealth and deception. Capt. Britain grabs Wolverine and Gambit and starts flying towards the Cymeks. Wolverine says "These guys can't be any tougher than Sentinals, just get me on top of them". Capt. Britain throws Wolverine on top of Ajax and then throws Gambit on top of Barbarossa just before the 2 Titans simultaneousely blow him to pieces with numerous forms of artillery. Fin Fang Foom is much stronger than the 4 dragons he is fighting but he is having some trouble catching them because they are much faster than he is. The Green Dragons have hit him with quite a bit of poison and the Black Dragons have hit him with even more acid. These attacks have hurt the 150' tall dragon but not enough to bring him down. Foom then uses his huge hand to swat Green Dragon #2 out of the air and then step on him. The 2 Black Dragons fly straight in toward Foom's head in an attempt to hit him in the face with acid but Fin Fang Foom shoots his own form of concentrated acid at the 2 Black Dragons which proves to be much more powerful then their's as it kills them both. Green Dragon #1 bites Foom in the leg which sends both poison and pain raging up through the Ancient Chinese monster but the mighty Fin Fang Foom returns the favor as he grabs the last remaining dragon and rips him in half with his powerful teeth and jaw. Darth Vader, still in a heated rage after the death of his apprentice and friend Darth Yardigan manipulates his record number of midi-chlorians to cause the two huge skyscrapers that Fin Fang Foom is limping between to come crashing into the huge dragon. Fin Fang Foom is then crushed in between the massive amount of cement and brick from the wreckage, much like his burial home underneath the Great Wall of China. Wolverine uses his adamantium claws to rip open the outer protective casing around Ajax's human brain and then sticks his claws into it killing the huge Titan. He then jumps off of Ajax and lands on Barbarossa to help Gambit who is not having such an easy time breaking through the thick steel protecting the only human part left on the Cymek. Wolverine thinks he has the fool proof way to kill Cymeks but Barbrossa saw what Wolverine did to Ajax and is not going to make the same mistakes. Barbarossa starts flying faster to try to throw the 2 X-Men off but they manage to hang on. Then the Titan begins using his giant metal arm attachments to attack them. Wolverine destroys the arm that was attacking him but Gambit was not quite fast enough. Barbarossa grabbed a hold of Gambit with his extending arm and then in the blink of an eye squeezed Gambit to death. Barbarossa is still having trouble losing Wolverine but Sky Linx comes flying up to help. Brandon Inge, Jack Baur, Curtis Manning, Gimli, and The Predicons are all inside. Sky Linx has been trying to get The Predicons to the desired location so they could form Prediking to help out Galactus, but Galactus, Doomsday, and The Nazgul are causing such havok that they have been unable to find the perfect time. As Sky Lynx and Barbarossa fly in between the buildings Sky Linx is hit by a magnetic grappling hook from on top of one of the taller buildings. It was shot by Arc Trooper Lt. #1 and it is pulling him along with all of the other Troopers on top of Sky Lynx. Once on top The Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Expert blasts a hole in the top of the Dino Bird and they jump in. They are instantly fired on as Curtis takes out Arc #1 and Jack kills Arc #3 and Lt. #1. The Arc Troopers had a plan though that was fairly simple. They set explosives as soon as they got inside the Autobot and The Arc Trooper Captain instantly used his 2 high powered lazer pistols to take out the Predicon leader, so they would be unable to form Prediking no matter what. The Arc Troopers have every intention of making this a suicide mission so they focus their fire power on the Predicons but only get one more. Before Sky Lynx blows up from the inside The other 3 Predicons fly out of him and Jack Baur and Gimli both jump out, but only Baur had a parachute. Nazgul #6 gets a few hits in with his Morgul blade which have a painful effect on Galactus, who is getting very fatigued by the Attacks of Doomsday. Doomsday on the other hand is hurting but seems to be energized by the pain that has been inflicted on him by the cosmic being. Vader, Carnage, Duncan Mcleod, and Dracula rush up toward Galactus to try to help their teammates. Galcatus swipes at the Nazgul but only kills the Fell Beast he was riding on as the Nazgul himself landed on a roof top only a few feet below him. When Gimli jumped out of the dying Sky Lynx he made an incredible leap (especially for a dwarf) and landed on top of Barbarossa right next to Wolverine. Gimli says "aye all they needed was a dwarf to get you off of this metal dragon". The 2 of them start to fight fiercely on top of the cymek. Gimli gets in a great axe chop to Wolverine's left leg and the 2 of them start to have quite a respect for the other one as Wolverine puts 3 long, bloody scratch marks down the back of Gimli, but it is Wolverine's healing factor that ends up deciding the fight as Gimli's tremendous blood loss slows him down enough to allow Wolverine to stick his claws down into the top of the dwarf's head. Wolverine then jumps off the side of Barbarossa because the 3 Predicons start shooting at him from the air, one of which is holding Jack Baur. As Wolverine jumps on to the building below he does not even realize that the reason they are all flying side by side is because they are following Galactus away from the battle to retreat. Galactus' main weakness is his lack of stamina and in his near omnipotence realized the threat that this team posed which is why he retreated. Outsiders head coach Bill Walsh had instructed the team before that if Galactus were to retreat they should follow, which is why the others followed closely behind Galactus in hopes to fight another day.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Le' Napoleon's Brigade
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos is Spider Man, Qui Gon Jinn, The Colonial Marines: Gunnery Sgt. Apone, Lt. Gorman, Bishop 341-B, Corp. Hicks, PFC Hudson, Corp. Ferro, Corp. Dietrich, PFC Spunkmeyer, PFC Vasquez, Pvt. Drake, Pvt. Frost, Pvt. Crowe, & Pvt. Wierzbowski, Ellen Ripley, Leon, Albus Dumbledore, Dr. Grant, Rick Deckard, Bryan Beckerman, Bizarro, The Cloverfield Monster, Gen. Grevious, Angel, Black Dragon #15, David Beckham, Cole Sear, Short Round, Ms. Marvel, Maxima, Huma Dragonbane w/ his Red Dragon, Blue Beetle, Steel, Balrog #1 & 2, Agamemnon & Juno, Red Dragon #1-3, Hannah Montana, Jar Jar Binks, & Sir Winston Churchill.
Le' Napoleon's Brigade is Gandalf w/ Shadowfax, Aragorn, Arwen, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, Emperor Palpatine, Storm Trooper #51-80, Skyfire, Poison Ivy, Alan Scott, Jules Winfield & Vincent Vega, John Mclaine, Marcellus Wallace, Detectives Mike Lowry & Marcus Burnett, Vito Corleone, Santino Corleone, Riddler, Penguin, Catwoman, Horse #26-37, Silver Dragon #1-6, Morpheus, Hecate, Army Soldier #101-106, Posh Spice, Desmond Hume, & Bo Schembechler.
As soon as Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos is teleported to the city for battle, the usually reserved Albus Dumbledore takes point out in front of his team. He knows that Le Napoleon’s Brigade have a powerful wizard of their own in Gandalf. Riding out upon Shadowfax, Gandalf realizes this as well. In a move of honor, Gandalf chooses never to unsheathe Glamdring, instead only using his staff. They both use various forms of wizardry on each other. Neither doing much damage to the other. There are massive bolts of magic being fired out of both staff and wand. As ordered by both, their respective teams wait patently for the outcome of this epic battle between two powerful wizards. Bo Schembechler is currently drawing up several different “plays” for his team to run for a victory. It isn’t until Emperor Palpatine makes his presence known, that this duel is decided. Against Gandalf’s orders, Palpatine blindsides Dumbledore with an excruciating blast of Force Lightning. He even blasts Gandalf when he tries to stop his evil teammate’s attack. Dumbledore is killed by the Emperor after he is fried by Force Lightning. The Corleone Family within Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade has accepted two new members, Jules Winfield and Vincent Vega. The Godfather immediately puts them both to work. He puts a hit out on Hannah Montana and her consigliere, Bryan Beckerman. Jules and Vincent climb into a nearby car and take off. The Riddler is then pulled into the shadows of an alley and is tossed back out with his throat sliced. Shots are fired from within the dark alley and kill Vito Corleone and Army Soldier #103. The other five Soldiers begin blanketing the alley with bullets. But they hit nothing. Sonny, now in a blood rage over the death of his father, charges out into the battle and grabs the first enemy he sees, Angel. He starts beating the holy hell out of him. He throws Angel up against a dumpster and starts slamming him into it. He kicks Angel in the stomach a few times before being knocked back by Angel. The vampire finally stands up and changes into Angelus. He leaps at Sonny and bites him on the neck. He doesn’t bother turning the Corleone hot-head, but rather just snaps his neck. Hannah Montana now sounds the full assault on Le Napoleon’s Brigade. She unleashes the Cloverfield Monster, Balrog #1 and #2, and Red Dragons #1-3 on the Brigade. Cloverfield crushes the Penguin under one of his mighty claws and starts shooting out several smaller monsters to attack. They consume Storm Troopers #57, 64, 71 and 77. The Balrogs use their fire whips to kill Poison Ivy and Marcellus Wallace. The three Red Dragons are swarmed by six Silver Dragons, but are aided by Huma Dragonbane, who is flying in on his own Red Dragon. Huma and The Red Dragons are able to slay Silver Dragons #1, 4, and 6, but lose Red Dragons #2 and 3. Coach Bo orders his team to form a strong line of defense and hold off this wave of attacks. The Storm Troopers get in front, along with Alan Scott, who creates a large green wall of energy to block the oncoming attack. Bo Schembechler calls the rest of his teammates over into a huddle. He has come up with a plan to defeat these creatures. The Cloverfield Monster, it’s “babies”, and the Balrogs are smashing on the green wall, which is beginning to crack. He pulls out his clipboard and shows them the plan. Palpatine is too arrogant to normally take orders, but respects Bo’s remorseless and punishing brand of coaching. “All right, listen up. Those things are more dangerous than Woody Hayes with a first yard marker in his hand,” growls Bo. “You Army Soldiers get to the top of that building over there and lay down some cover fire. Arwen, take Detectives Burnett and Lowry, Desmond Hume, Posh Spice and Morpheus get on those horses over there and take out those weird little spider monsters. Palpatine uses all your power and take down Cloverfield. Alan Scott will help you.” “I need no help,” Palpatine snaps back. “This isn’t up for discussion!” shouts Schembechler. “Skyfire, take Detective John McClane and fly over to take out those Cymeks. You Storm Troopers keep firing on those Balrogs. We’ll deal with them in a second. All right, let’s go. Alan let up the wall!” The Brigade all have their orders and scatter to accomplish their individual missions. The Army Soldiers race over to the building that’s across the street. Alan Scott removes the green wall and takes flight, blasting the Cloverfield Monster with green fire. Arwen and her squad take off on their horses, shooting at the smaller monsters with gunfire and arrows. The smaller monsters all die, but manage to take out all of their horses, but luckily there were backup horses stationed behind the nearby Starbucks. Emperor Palpatine unleashes a storm of Force Lightning at the Cloverfield Monster and starts frying it alive. It’s flaying its long legs about, crashing into the surrounding buildings. Debris is falling everywhere. Alan Scott lends his additional help and together they destroy the might monster. Skyfire swoops in from the night sky and opens his bay doors allowing John McClane to leap out on to Agamemnon. He starts unloading his gun into Agamemnon’s human brain. Skyfire transformers and lands on Juno, and blows a hole right through the Cymeks body. He then rips the human brain from his protective shell. Bo then radios for Gandalf to aid the Storm Troopers who are falling fast to the Balrogs. Already, Storm Troopers #62, 63, 70, and 78-80 have been killed. Gandalf rides in with the top of his staff shining bright at the Balrogs. He draws Glamdring from its sheath and points it to the sky. It’s hit by a bolt of lightning. That bolt, is a signal for Hecate, to fire his powerful missiles at the Balrogs, and thus blowing them away. The Colonial Marines now jump into action. PFC Vasquez and Pvt. Drake start mowing down Storm Troopers with their M56 Smart Guns, killing Storm Troopers #51-56, and 58-61. Corp. Ferro, Pvt. Crowe, Pvt. Wierzbowski, and Corp. Dietrich are all killed by the Troopers. Jules and Vincent swing by and grab Lt. Gorman, pulling him into their car. “Okay, where are Hannah and Beckerman?” Vincent shouts at Gorman as he’s pointing a gun in the Lieutenant’s face. “I… I… I… don’t know,” a shaken Gorman replies. “Well… What DO you know, Lt. Gorman, is it?” asks Jules. “Ummm… Uhhhh..” stutters Gorman. “Well answer the man,” says Vincent. “I mean you must know something, right? You can’t just be thrown into this battle without knowing where your leader is.” Just then a piece of building crashes down right on to the front of their car. “Aww shit, I just shot Gorman in the face,” sighs Vincent. But, before Jules has an opportunity to reply, Bizarro Superman slams down on the roof of the car, crushing the two hit men inside. The Silver Dragons continue to battle Red Dragon #1 along with Huma Dragonbane and his Red Dragon. Black Dragon #15 flies down from its perch high above the city and tips the scales in its team’s favor. It spews acid at Silver Dragon #2 and 3, and the two Red Dragons, using their fire breath, kill Silver Dragon #5. The Dragons then fly down low to the road and attack the horse riders. The Black Dragon covers the “Bad Boys” with acid, killing both them and their horses. Desmond’s horse is picked up by Red Dragon #1 and he himself is killed by Huma Dragonbane. Arwen, Morpheus and Posh Spice are able to escape the dragon attack. Their horses, however, are hit by sniper shot courtesy of Leon, who has come out from the shadows of the alley. They are then surrounded by Blue Beetle, Ellen Ripley, and David Beckham. David Beckham doesn’t hesitate at all and kicks his wife right in her chest, killing her. (I guess he didn’t know that he had a divorce lawyer on his team.) Arwen, using her elf speed and agility makes short work of Ripley, running her through with Hadhafang. Morpheus is surprised by Blue Beetle’s impressive hand-to-hand combat, which is even fast enough to disarm him. What impressed him even more, is Beetle’s amazing intellect. Beetle was able to deduce what not only Morpheus was going to do next, but also his teammate Arwen. He back flips just in time, as Arwen thrusts her sword at him, but instead kills her own teammate Morpheus. Beckham and Beetle the double team Arwen. Beckham sweep kicks her legs out from underneath her, and Blue Beetle shoots her with one of his guns that he created. Spider-Man swings down from the skyline and snares Catwoman with his webs. “Hey wait a second, don’t I know you?” asks a confused Spider-Man. “I doubt that,” replies Catwoman. “Yeah, you’re probably right. The cat I know is hotter and not dead,” quips Spidey as he whips Catwoman into a brick wall, shattering her skull. Wonder Woman, who is in complete ceremonial armor, and Wonder Girl take flight and attack Ms. Marvel. Wonder Woman tells her sidekick to find Hannah Montana and take her out. Ms. Marvel fires a powerful energy blast at Wonder Woman, but she is able to block it with her golden bracelets. Angry and vengeful of the beating her team has received last week, she lassos Ms. Marvel around her neck and swings her around, sending her crashing into the side of a building, killing her. Wonder Woman the lands in the middle of the remaining Colonial Marines and slaughters them all with her magically forged sword. She moves so fast against them, Hudson doesn’t even have time to make a smart-ass remark. Bizarro Superman then flies into Wonder Woman sending her crashing through a nearby McDonald’s. The enraged Amazon Warrior wastes little time in getting back up. She flies as hard as she can, driving her sword right into the backwards “S” on Bizarro’s chest. “Me am alive?” asks Bizarro as he falls before Diana’s feet. “Hmmm such anger, such rage. I must keep a close eye on her,” Emperor Palpatine says quietly to himself as he watches Wonder Woman’s attack. The Army Soldiers have been firing from a rooftop close by, where they’ve manage to kill Sir Winston Churchill, Cole Sear, Dr. Grant, and Rick Deckard. Steel slams down on top of the roof where the Army Soldiers are positioned and destroys them all with his massive hammer. They try to fight back, but the bullets just ricochet off of his steel armor. Qui Gon Jin is attack by Aragorn, who is wielding Andúril. Qui Gon quickly ignites his lightsaber and the two powerful blades clash. The Jedi is very surprised to see that Aragorn’s sword can withstand a strike from a lightsaber. An impressive and awe-inspiring duel takes place in the middle of the street. (This is really one for the ages, I wish I had a camera.) Aragorn’s sword sparks as it clashes with the Jedi Master’s lightsaber. Palpatine moves to destroy Qui Gon with Force Lightning, much like he did with a distracted Dumbledore. But Gandalf uses his staff to block the lightning, allowing Aragorn to continue his battle. Aragorn moves in between several abandoned cars over in a back alley, as Qui Gon now moves on the offensive. This unfortunately, is a detriment to Qui Gon’s attack. By drawing him in to closer quarters, Aragorn is able to gain the upper hand. The Jedi Master manages to knock Andúril out of Aragorn’s hand, but is stabbed up underneath his rib cage with Aragorn’s Elven knife. Aragorn kneels down beside his foe and whispers a small prayer before leaving to join the ensuing battle. Gen. Grievous has been slaughtering Storm Troopers left and right with his newly repaired arms. He kills the remaining Storm Troopers with efficient ease. Skyfire flies in a high speeds blasting Huma Dragonbane and the other dragons out of the moonlit sky. Gen. Grievous, after enjoying his annihilation of the Storm Troopers turn to stalk Bo Schembechler, who is now accompanied by Gandalf with Shadowfax. John McClane sees the cyborg moving for the kill. McClane jumps into a cab parked nearby and takes off after him. “Christ John, how do you always get yourself into this mess? This is such a great idea, chasing after a cyborg alien in a cab. Smart, John. Real smart,” John mumbles to himself. He runs Grievous over with the cab and pins him to the street. McClane gets out of the cab and stands over the General. “Do you think *cough, cough* this can stop me, you insignificant human?” ask Grievous. “No, but this might,” replies John as he fires several bullets into the exposed eyes of Gen. Grievous. McClane looks down and picks up one of Grievous’s lightsabers and runs back into the fray. Wonder Girl manages to track down Hannah Montana and Bryan Beckerman, who are being guarded now by Steel and Spider-Man. Wonder Girl radios back to Coach Bo and informs him of her position. Bo tells her to wait until the rest of her team arrives before she strikes. And just like what all teenage kids do, she completely ignores him. She flies in and is met with Steel’s giant hammer right to the face, caving it in. Alan Scott, Emperor Palpatine, Aragorn, Wonder Woman, Skyfire, Gandalf (on Shadowfax), and Hecate all arrive at the location Wonder Girl had radioed back. Hannah has gathered her troops together as well, for this final stand. John McClane sneaks around and with using the lightsaber he took from the fallen Gen. Grievous, cuts David Beckham’s legs off. “Soccer’s for pansies,” quips McClane. Emperor Palpatine using his amazing lightsaber skills leaps into the middle of Bryan Beckerman and Blue Beetle, eviscerating them. Hecate fires a few missiles, burying Jar Jar Binks and Short Round under the rubble. Knowing that this is a battle they can no longer win, Hannah orders her team to retreat. After their victory, Gandalf and Emperor Palpatine share some choice words with each other over Palpatine’s actions at the beginning of the battle.
LE’ NAPOLEON’S BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
Le' Napoleon's Brigade is Gandalf w/ Shadowfax, Aragorn, Arwen, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, Emperor Palpatine, Storm Trooper #51-80, Skyfire, Poison Ivy, Alan Scott, Jules Winfield & Vincent Vega, John Mclaine, Marcellus Wallace, Detectives Mike Lowry & Marcus Burnett, Vito Corleone, Santino Corleone, Riddler, Penguin, Catwoman, Horse #26-37, Silver Dragon #1-6, Morpheus, Hecate, Army Soldier #101-106, Posh Spice, Desmond Hume, & Bo Schembechler.
As soon as Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos is teleported to the city for battle, the usually reserved Albus Dumbledore takes point out in front of his team. He knows that Le Napoleon’s Brigade have a powerful wizard of their own in Gandalf. Riding out upon Shadowfax, Gandalf realizes this as well. In a move of honor, Gandalf chooses never to unsheathe Glamdring, instead only using his staff. They both use various forms of wizardry on each other. Neither doing much damage to the other. There are massive bolts of magic being fired out of both staff and wand. As ordered by both, their respective teams wait patently for the outcome of this epic battle between two powerful wizards. Bo Schembechler is currently drawing up several different “plays” for his team to run for a victory. It isn’t until Emperor Palpatine makes his presence known, that this duel is decided. Against Gandalf’s orders, Palpatine blindsides Dumbledore with an excruciating blast of Force Lightning. He even blasts Gandalf when he tries to stop his evil teammate’s attack. Dumbledore is killed by the Emperor after he is fried by Force Lightning. The Corleone Family within Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade has accepted two new members, Jules Winfield and Vincent Vega. The Godfather immediately puts them both to work. He puts a hit out on Hannah Montana and her consigliere, Bryan Beckerman. Jules and Vincent climb into a nearby car and take off. The Riddler is then pulled into the shadows of an alley and is tossed back out with his throat sliced. Shots are fired from within the dark alley and kill Vito Corleone and Army Soldier #103. The other five Soldiers begin blanketing the alley with bullets. But they hit nothing. Sonny, now in a blood rage over the death of his father, charges out into the battle and grabs the first enemy he sees, Angel. He starts beating the holy hell out of him. He throws Angel up against a dumpster and starts slamming him into it. He kicks Angel in the stomach a few times before being knocked back by Angel. The vampire finally stands up and changes into Angelus. He leaps at Sonny and bites him on the neck. He doesn’t bother turning the Corleone hot-head, but rather just snaps his neck. Hannah Montana now sounds the full assault on Le Napoleon’s Brigade. She unleashes the Cloverfield Monster, Balrog #1 and #2, and Red Dragons #1-3 on the Brigade. Cloverfield crushes the Penguin under one of his mighty claws and starts shooting out several smaller monsters to attack. They consume Storm Troopers #57, 64, 71 and 77. The Balrogs use their fire whips to kill Poison Ivy and Marcellus Wallace. The three Red Dragons are swarmed by six Silver Dragons, but are aided by Huma Dragonbane, who is flying in on his own Red Dragon. Huma and The Red Dragons are able to slay Silver Dragons #1, 4, and 6, but lose Red Dragons #2 and 3. Coach Bo orders his team to form a strong line of defense and hold off this wave of attacks. The Storm Troopers get in front, along with Alan Scott, who creates a large green wall of energy to block the oncoming attack. Bo Schembechler calls the rest of his teammates over into a huddle. He has come up with a plan to defeat these creatures. The Cloverfield Monster, it’s “babies”, and the Balrogs are smashing on the green wall, which is beginning to crack. He pulls out his clipboard and shows them the plan. Palpatine is too arrogant to normally take orders, but respects Bo’s remorseless and punishing brand of coaching. “All right, listen up. Those things are more dangerous than Woody Hayes with a first yard marker in his hand,” growls Bo. “You Army Soldiers get to the top of that building over there and lay down some cover fire. Arwen, take Detectives Burnett and Lowry, Desmond Hume, Posh Spice and Morpheus get on those horses over there and take out those weird little spider monsters. Palpatine uses all your power and take down Cloverfield. Alan Scott will help you.” “I need no help,” Palpatine snaps back. “This isn’t up for discussion!” shouts Schembechler. “Skyfire, take Detective John McClane and fly over to take out those Cymeks. You Storm Troopers keep firing on those Balrogs. We’ll deal with them in a second. All right, let’s go. Alan let up the wall!” The Brigade all have their orders and scatter to accomplish their individual missions. The Army Soldiers race over to the building that’s across the street. Alan Scott removes the green wall and takes flight, blasting the Cloverfield Monster with green fire. Arwen and her squad take off on their horses, shooting at the smaller monsters with gunfire and arrows. The smaller monsters all die, but manage to take out all of their horses, but luckily there were backup horses stationed behind the nearby Starbucks. Emperor Palpatine unleashes a storm of Force Lightning at the Cloverfield Monster and starts frying it alive. It’s flaying its long legs about, crashing into the surrounding buildings. Debris is falling everywhere. Alan Scott lends his additional help and together they destroy the might monster. Skyfire swoops in from the night sky and opens his bay doors allowing John McClane to leap out on to Agamemnon. He starts unloading his gun into Agamemnon’s human brain. Skyfire transformers and lands on Juno, and blows a hole right through the Cymeks body. He then rips the human brain from his protective shell. Bo then radios for Gandalf to aid the Storm Troopers who are falling fast to the Balrogs. Already, Storm Troopers #62, 63, 70, and 78-80 have been killed. Gandalf rides in with the top of his staff shining bright at the Balrogs. He draws Glamdring from its sheath and points it to the sky. It’s hit by a bolt of lightning. That bolt, is a signal for Hecate, to fire his powerful missiles at the Balrogs, and thus blowing them away. The Colonial Marines now jump into action. PFC Vasquez and Pvt. Drake start mowing down Storm Troopers with their M56 Smart Guns, killing Storm Troopers #51-56, and 58-61. Corp. Ferro, Pvt. Crowe, Pvt. Wierzbowski, and Corp. Dietrich are all killed by the Troopers. Jules and Vincent swing by and grab Lt. Gorman, pulling him into their car. “Okay, where are Hannah and Beckerman?” Vincent shouts at Gorman as he’s pointing a gun in the Lieutenant’s face. “I… I… I… don’t know,” a shaken Gorman replies. “Well… What DO you know, Lt. Gorman, is it?” asks Jules. “Ummm… Uhhhh..” stutters Gorman. “Well answer the man,” says Vincent. “I mean you must know something, right? You can’t just be thrown into this battle without knowing where your leader is.” Just then a piece of building crashes down right on to the front of their car. “Aww shit, I just shot Gorman in the face,” sighs Vincent. But, before Jules has an opportunity to reply, Bizarro Superman slams down on the roof of the car, crushing the two hit men inside. The Silver Dragons continue to battle Red Dragon #1 along with Huma Dragonbane and his Red Dragon. Black Dragon #15 flies down from its perch high above the city and tips the scales in its team’s favor. It spews acid at Silver Dragon #2 and 3, and the two Red Dragons, using their fire breath, kill Silver Dragon #5. The Dragons then fly down low to the road and attack the horse riders. The Black Dragon covers the “Bad Boys” with acid, killing both them and their horses. Desmond’s horse is picked up by Red Dragon #1 and he himself is killed by Huma Dragonbane. Arwen, Morpheus and Posh Spice are able to escape the dragon attack. Their horses, however, are hit by sniper shot courtesy of Leon, who has come out from the shadows of the alley. They are then surrounded by Blue Beetle, Ellen Ripley, and David Beckham. David Beckham doesn’t hesitate at all and kicks his wife right in her chest, killing her. (I guess he didn’t know that he had a divorce lawyer on his team.) Arwen, using her elf speed and agility makes short work of Ripley, running her through with Hadhafang. Morpheus is surprised by Blue Beetle’s impressive hand-to-hand combat, which is even fast enough to disarm him. What impressed him even more, is Beetle’s amazing intellect. Beetle was able to deduce what not only Morpheus was going to do next, but also his teammate Arwen. He back flips just in time, as Arwen thrusts her sword at him, but instead kills her own teammate Morpheus. Beckham and Beetle the double team Arwen. Beckham sweep kicks her legs out from underneath her, and Blue Beetle shoots her with one of his guns that he created. Spider-Man swings down from the skyline and snares Catwoman with his webs. “Hey wait a second, don’t I know you?” asks a confused Spider-Man. “I doubt that,” replies Catwoman. “Yeah, you’re probably right. The cat I know is hotter and not dead,” quips Spidey as he whips Catwoman into a brick wall, shattering her skull. Wonder Woman, who is in complete ceremonial armor, and Wonder Girl take flight and attack Ms. Marvel. Wonder Woman tells her sidekick to find Hannah Montana and take her out. Ms. Marvel fires a powerful energy blast at Wonder Woman, but she is able to block it with her golden bracelets. Angry and vengeful of the beating her team has received last week, she lassos Ms. Marvel around her neck and swings her around, sending her crashing into the side of a building, killing her. Wonder Woman the lands in the middle of the remaining Colonial Marines and slaughters them all with her magically forged sword. She moves so fast against them, Hudson doesn’t even have time to make a smart-ass remark. Bizarro Superman then flies into Wonder Woman sending her crashing through a nearby McDonald’s. The enraged Amazon Warrior wastes little time in getting back up. She flies as hard as she can, driving her sword right into the backwards “S” on Bizarro’s chest. “Me am alive?” asks Bizarro as he falls before Diana’s feet. “Hmmm such anger, such rage. I must keep a close eye on her,” Emperor Palpatine says quietly to himself as he watches Wonder Woman’s attack. The Army Soldiers have been firing from a rooftop close by, where they’ve manage to kill Sir Winston Churchill, Cole Sear, Dr. Grant, and Rick Deckard. Steel slams down on top of the roof where the Army Soldiers are positioned and destroys them all with his massive hammer. They try to fight back, but the bullets just ricochet off of his steel armor. Qui Gon Jin is attack by Aragorn, who is wielding Andúril. Qui Gon quickly ignites his lightsaber and the two powerful blades clash. The Jedi is very surprised to see that Aragorn’s sword can withstand a strike from a lightsaber. An impressive and awe-inspiring duel takes place in the middle of the street. (This is really one for the ages, I wish I had a camera.) Aragorn’s sword sparks as it clashes with the Jedi Master’s lightsaber. Palpatine moves to destroy Qui Gon with Force Lightning, much like he did with a distracted Dumbledore. But Gandalf uses his staff to block the lightning, allowing Aragorn to continue his battle. Aragorn moves in between several abandoned cars over in a back alley, as Qui Gon now moves on the offensive. This unfortunately, is a detriment to Qui Gon’s attack. By drawing him in to closer quarters, Aragorn is able to gain the upper hand. The Jedi Master manages to knock Andúril out of Aragorn’s hand, but is stabbed up underneath his rib cage with Aragorn’s Elven knife. Aragorn kneels down beside his foe and whispers a small prayer before leaving to join the ensuing battle. Gen. Grievous has been slaughtering Storm Troopers left and right with his newly repaired arms. He kills the remaining Storm Troopers with efficient ease. Skyfire flies in a high speeds blasting Huma Dragonbane and the other dragons out of the moonlit sky. Gen. Grievous, after enjoying his annihilation of the Storm Troopers turn to stalk Bo Schembechler, who is now accompanied by Gandalf with Shadowfax. John McClane sees the cyborg moving for the kill. McClane jumps into a cab parked nearby and takes off after him. “Christ John, how do you always get yourself into this mess? This is such a great idea, chasing after a cyborg alien in a cab. Smart, John. Real smart,” John mumbles to himself. He runs Grievous over with the cab and pins him to the street. McClane gets out of the cab and stands over the General. “Do you think *cough, cough* this can stop me, you insignificant human?” ask Grievous. “No, but this might,” replies John as he fires several bullets into the exposed eyes of Gen. Grievous. McClane looks down and picks up one of Grievous’s lightsabers and runs back into the fray. Wonder Girl manages to track down Hannah Montana and Bryan Beckerman, who are being guarded now by Steel and Spider-Man. Wonder Girl radios back to Coach Bo and informs him of her position. Bo tells her to wait until the rest of her team arrives before she strikes. And just like what all teenage kids do, she completely ignores him. She flies in and is met with Steel’s giant hammer right to the face, caving it in. Alan Scott, Emperor Palpatine, Aragorn, Wonder Woman, Skyfire, Gandalf (on Shadowfax), and Hecate all arrive at the location Wonder Girl had radioed back. Hannah has gathered her troops together as well, for this final stand. John McClane sneaks around and with using the lightsaber he took from the fallen Gen. Grievous, cuts David Beckham’s legs off. “Soccer’s for pansies,” quips McClane. Emperor Palpatine using his amazing lightsaber skills leaps into the middle of Bryan Beckerman and Blue Beetle, eviscerating them. Hecate fires a few missiles, burying Jar Jar Binks and Short Round under the rubble. Knowing that this is a battle they can no longer win, Hannah orders her team to retreat. After their victory, Gandalf and Emperor Palpatine share some choice words with each other over Palpatine’s actions at the beginning of the battle.
LE’ NAPOLEON’S BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
This Week...
Week 7: City
Points: 900
League Week
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Le' Napoleon's Brigade
The Right Wing Vs. George Washington's Slaves
Better Than All of You Vs. Legion of Doom
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Syracuse Valley
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches Vs. The Outsiders
Team Fred Vs. The Untouchables
Reign Supremacy Vs. Team Ed
Alice's Wonder Team Vs. Horsemen of Apokolips
Points: 900
League Week
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Le' Napoleon's Brigade
The Right Wing Vs. George Washington's Slaves
Better Than All of You Vs. Legion of Doom
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Syracuse Valley
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches Vs. The Outsiders
Team Fred Vs. The Untouchables
Reign Supremacy Vs. Team Ed
Alice's Wonder Team Vs. Horsemen of Apokolips
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Monday, April 7, 2008
The Right Wing Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
The Right Wing is Zeus, Silver Surfer, John Stewart, Jedi Knight #16-27, Elite Stormtrooper #1-24, Storm, Capt. Panaka, Batwoman, Droid Fighter Ship #1-13, Gold Dragon #10-15, Wicked Witch of the West, Goliath, Slimer, Mike Huckabee, Athena, Duncan Idaho Ghola #6, Green Goblin, Agent #1 & 2, Ulysses S. Grant, Nick & Bear, Jedi Padawan #2-7, & Scrappy-Doo.
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Guy Gardner & G'Nort, Kyle Rayner, Booster Gold, Brock Sampson, Ron Popeil, Beatrix Kiddo, Ted Nugent, Jedi Master #20, Greedo, Jedi Youngling #39 & 40, Juggernaut, Mystery Inc: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Scooby-Doo, & Shaggy w/ Scooby Dumb, Planeteers: Kwame, Wheeler, Linka, Gi, Ma-Ti, &Suchi, Mecha Godzilla, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Jason, Kimberly, Billy, Zach &Trini, Power Puff Girls, Clone Trooper #26-80, U.S. Marine #1-42, & Ewok #4-9.
Using their power rings, the three Green Lanterns on Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies, transport their team into space. Prior to battle, Ron Popeil equipped his teammates all with the brand new Ronco Rocket Suits 5000’s. Most of The Right Wing is teleported onto a series of small asteroids. After five straight weeks of watching from the sidelines, Silver Surfer rips through space at the speed of light. And before anyone has the chance to react, Guy Gardner and G’Nort are blown in half by the Surfer’s cosmic blasts. This move sounds the charge for The Right Wing to attack. Confident in the sheer size of his team, Brock Sampson orders a counter attack. Elite Clone Troopers are taking the Clone Troopers out at a rate of two to one. It’s clone vs. clone in an absolute bloodbath. On one side, only Clone Troopers #26, 28, 32, 45, and 49 survive. And though they defeated many, the Elite Clone Troopers ranks are heavily decimated, with only #4, 9, and 23 living through the initial attack. Goliath then grabs a meteor like a softball and hurls it at the Power Rangers. They all manage to escape the attack and then Jason calls out, "We need Dinozord power now!" Goliath is then double teamed by Mecha Godzilla and Megazord. He is able to pull the Yellow Saber-toothed Tiger leg off the Megazord and drive it through its chest. Killing both the Zords and the Power Rangers. Mecha Godzilla uses his fire breath to then burn the giant Avenger alive. Zeus orders the six Jedi Padawans to attack the Planeteers. Due to the Padawans extensive studying of past battle footage of the Fighting Murderflies, they go right for the environmentalist kids’ hands, slicing them off with their lightsabers. They finish them off before any opportunity to call upon Captain Planet. Bear who has been hanging out with the Padawans in the locker room helps out by bircling-to-death Suchi the monkey. The Fighting Murderflies’ U.S. Marines have been working diligently on bringing down the Droid Fighter Ships that are flying above them. They manage to shoot down Droid Fighter Ships #1, 2, 7, 11, 12, and 13, but lose Marines #1-7, 15-24 and 36-41. Zeus is hit hard from behind by a charging Juggernaut. He attempts to get to his feet but is stomped on by Juggernaut massive foot. As he is flying to face Kyle Rayner in battle, John Stewart gives Juggernaut a quick blast which distracts the behemoth. This gives Zeus enough time to get back up. He fires several lightning bolts hitting Juggernaut square in the face. This knocks, Juggernaut to his knees and before he can shake the stars from his vision, Zeus plunges two lightning bolts into Juggernaut’s eyes, killing the once unstoppable force. Mystery Inc. hears that The Right Wing has a ghost in their ranks, and goes to investigate. Scooby Dumb, unfortunately, chewed through his oxygen hose and suffocates. Mecha Godzilla quickly slaughters the six Gold Dragons who cannot fly in space. Before it’s killed, Gold Dragon #15 is able to get off a blast of fire, incinerating Ewoks #4-9. Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles fly over to the asteroid carrying Mike Huckabee, Athena, Ulysses S. Grant, Storm, and Batwoman, and with their combined powers, blow it up. Killing all on it. The four remaining Elite Clone Troopers finish off the last of the Clone Troopers and move on to attach the U.S. Marines. The Elite Clone Troopers are out numbered almost five to one against the American soldiers. They end up gaining some major ground, when the twelve Jedi Knights join the fray. Blasters are one thing, but the Marines are completely outmatched against Jedi with lightsabers. They’re able to kill the Elite Clone Troopers and even Jedi Knights #23 and 26, before every last marine falls. Mystery Inc. meanwhile has been investigating the ghost on The Right Wing. Fred is all of a sudden kicked in his ascot and Velma begins to float away, because her Rocket Suit has been damaged. Daphne feels something jump up into her specially designed Ronco Rocket Skirt. Scrappy Doo bursts through Daphne’s suit, killing the redhead while yelling "Ta dadada ta daaa!” Slimer comes in and slimes Shaggy to death, but is then eaten by Scooby Doo. Scrappy Doo is waving his fists in the air at Scooby, but is punted into space by Brock Sampson. Off in the distance, you can see sparks of green energy shower the sky and mingle with the stars, as the Green Lanterns' battle rages. Booster Gold flies circles around the seven remaining Droid Fighter Ships, systematically taking them all out. Duncan Idaho Ghola #6 and Beatrix Kiddo engage in a wicked crysknife and katana blade duel. Captain Panaka goes to help his teammate but is shot with an arrow by Ted Nugent, who is perched high above them on a passing by meteorite. Beatrix Kiddo slices the crysknife in half with her Hattori Hanzō sword and runs Duncan Idaho Ghola #9 through. Green Goblin flies by and pumpkin bombs Jedi Younglings #39 and 40, laughing maniacally the entire time. Jedi Master #20 uses the Force to damage the Goblin’s glider and then turning it on its owner, killing Green Goblin. Greedo tries to confront Nick Houslander, but is instantly shot by “the Big House.” Nick looks over to Bear and says “Yeah, that’s right. I shot first.” Bear replies with an enthusiastic “Wa wa.” Silver Surfer, using the Power Cosmic, blasts Mecha Godzilla’s head clean off, and targets the Powerpuff Girls who have just triple teamed the Wicked Witch of the West, killing her. Silver Surfer attacks the three girls at amazing speed. He vaporizes Bubbles, melts Buttercup, and wilts Blossom in a blink of an eye. He then shoots a look of “beat that” to Zeus, who evidentially had been razzing the Sentinel of the Spaceways about riding the pine for the first half of the season. Zeus, not wanting to be out done, fires multiple lightning bolts killing Scooby Doo, Fred, Ted Nugent, Beatrix Kiddo, Ron Popeil, and Brock Sampson. Zeus needed to fire another bolt at Brock, who was still moving. Booster Gold is ambushed by Agents #1 and 2. He manages to blast Agent #1 away, but Jedi Knight #25 helps Agent #2 defeat him. The remaining Jedi Knights and Jedi Padawans converge on Jedi Master #20 who is able to strike down Jedi Knight #19 and Padawans #5-7, before he himself is falls in battle. John Stewart and Kyle Rayner continue their battle over who is the better Green Lantern. Experience is the deciding factor in this battle, as Kyle makes a fatal mistake, doubting himself for a moment. This moment is all John Stewart needs and finishes the last member of the Fighting Murderflies.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Guy Gardner & G'Nort, Kyle Rayner, Booster Gold, Brock Sampson, Ron Popeil, Beatrix Kiddo, Ted Nugent, Jedi Master #20, Greedo, Jedi Youngling #39 & 40, Juggernaut, Mystery Inc: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Scooby-Doo, & Shaggy w/ Scooby Dumb, Planeteers: Kwame, Wheeler, Linka, Gi, Ma-Ti, &Suchi, Mecha Godzilla, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Jason, Kimberly, Billy, Zach &Trini, Power Puff Girls, Clone Trooper #26-80, U.S. Marine #1-42, & Ewok #4-9.
Using their power rings, the three Green Lanterns on Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies, transport their team into space. Prior to battle, Ron Popeil equipped his teammates all with the brand new Ronco Rocket Suits 5000’s. Most of The Right Wing is teleported onto a series of small asteroids. After five straight weeks of watching from the sidelines, Silver Surfer rips through space at the speed of light. And before anyone has the chance to react, Guy Gardner and G’Nort are blown in half by the Surfer’s cosmic blasts. This move sounds the charge for The Right Wing to attack. Confident in the sheer size of his team, Brock Sampson orders a counter attack. Elite Clone Troopers are taking the Clone Troopers out at a rate of two to one. It’s clone vs. clone in an absolute bloodbath. On one side, only Clone Troopers #26, 28, 32, 45, and 49 survive. And though they defeated many, the Elite Clone Troopers ranks are heavily decimated, with only #4, 9, and 23 living through the initial attack. Goliath then grabs a meteor like a softball and hurls it at the Power Rangers. They all manage to escape the attack and then Jason calls out, "We need Dinozord power now!" Goliath is then double teamed by Mecha Godzilla and Megazord. He is able to pull the Yellow Saber-toothed Tiger leg off the Megazord and drive it through its chest. Killing both the Zords and the Power Rangers. Mecha Godzilla uses his fire breath to then burn the giant Avenger alive. Zeus orders the six Jedi Padawans to attack the Planeteers. Due to the Padawans extensive studying of past battle footage of the Fighting Murderflies, they go right for the environmentalist kids’ hands, slicing them off with their lightsabers. They finish them off before any opportunity to call upon Captain Planet. Bear who has been hanging out with the Padawans in the locker room helps out by bircling-to-death Suchi the monkey. The Fighting Murderflies’ U.S. Marines have been working diligently on bringing down the Droid Fighter Ships that are flying above them. They manage to shoot down Droid Fighter Ships #1, 2, 7, 11, 12, and 13, but lose Marines #1-7, 15-24 and 36-41. Zeus is hit hard from behind by a charging Juggernaut. He attempts to get to his feet but is stomped on by Juggernaut massive foot. As he is flying to face Kyle Rayner in battle, John Stewart gives Juggernaut a quick blast which distracts the behemoth. This gives Zeus enough time to get back up. He fires several lightning bolts hitting Juggernaut square in the face. This knocks, Juggernaut to his knees and before he can shake the stars from his vision, Zeus plunges two lightning bolts into Juggernaut’s eyes, killing the once unstoppable force. Mystery Inc. hears that The Right Wing has a ghost in their ranks, and goes to investigate. Scooby Dumb, unfortunately, chewed through his oxygen hose and suffocates. Mecha Godzilla quickly slaughters the six Gold Dragons who cannot fly in space. Before it’s killed, Gold Dragon #15 is able to get off a blast of fire, incinerating Ewoks #4-9. Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles fly over to the asteroid carrying Mike Huckabee, Athena, Ulysses S. Grant, Storm, and Batwoman, and with their combined powers, blow it up. Killing all on it. The four remaining Elite Clone Troopers finish off the last of the Clone Troopers and move on to attach the U.S. Marines. The Elite Clone Troopers are out numbered almost five to one against the American soldiers. They end up gaining some major ground, when the twelve Jedi Knights join the fray. Blasters are one thing, but the Marines are completely outmatched against Jedi with lightsabers. They’re able to kill the Elite Clone Troopers and even Jedi Knights #23 and 26, before every last marine falls. Mystery Inc. meanwhile has been investigating the ghost on The Right Wing. Fred is all of a sudden kicked in his ascot and Velma begins to float away, because her Rocket Suit has been damaged. Daphne feels something jump up into her specially designed Ronco Rocket Skirt. Scrappy Doo bursts through Daphne’s suit, killing the redhead while yelling "Ta dadada ta daaa!” Slimer comes in and slimes Shaggy to death, but is then eaten by Scooby Doo. Scrappy Doo is waving his fists in the air at Scooby, but is punted into space by Brock Sampson. Off in the distance, you can see sparks of green energy shower the sky and mingle with the stars, as the Green Lanterns' battle rages. Booster Gold flies circles around the seven remaining Droid Fighter Ships, systematically taking them all out. Duncan Idaho Ghola #6 and Beatrix Kiddo engage in a wicked crysknife and katana blade duel. Captain Panaka goes to help his teammate but is shot with an arrow by Ted Nugent, who is perched high above them on a passing by meteorite. Beatrix Kiddo slices the crysknife in half with her Hattori Hanzō sword and runs Duncan Idaho Ghola #9 through. Green Goblin flies by and pumpkin bombs Jedi Younglings #39 and 40, laughing maniacally the entire time. Jedi Master #20 uses the Force to damage the Goblin’s glider and then turning it on its owner, killing Green Goblin. Greedo tries to confront Nick Houslander, but is instantly shot by “the Big House.” Nick looks over to Bear and says “Yeah, that’s right. I shot first.” Bear replies with an enthusiastic “Wa wa.” Silver Surfer, using the Power Cosmic, blasts Mecha Godzilla’s head clean off, and targets the Powerpuff Girls who have just triple teamed the Wicked Witch of the West, killing her. Silver Surfer attacks the three girls at amazing speed. He vaporizes Bubbles, melts Buttercup, and wilts Blossom in a blink of an eye. He then shoots a look of “beat that” to Zeus, who evidentially had been razzing the Sentinel of the Spaceways about riding the pine for the first half of the season. Zeus, not wanting to be out done, fires multiple lightning bolts killing Scooby Doo, Fred, Ted Nugent, Beatrix Kiddo, Ron Popeil, and Brock Sampson. Zeus needed to fire another bolt at Brock, who was still moving. Booster Gold is ambushed by Agents #1 and 2. He manages to blast Agent #1 away, but Jedi Knight #25 helps Agent #2 defeat him. The remaining Jedi Knights and Jedi Padawans converge on Jedi Master #20 who is able to strike down Jedi Knight #19 and Padawans #5-7, before he himself is falls in battle. John Stewart and Kyle Rayner continue their battle over who is the better Green Lantern. Experience is the deciding factor in this battle, as Kyle makes a fatal mistake, doubting himself for a moment. This moment is all John Stewart needs and finishes the last member of the Fighting Murderflies.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches Vs. Reign Supremacy
Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Uniqua (Designated Leader), Pablo, Tyrone, Austin, Tasha, Darth Vader, Darth Yardigan, Arc Troopers: Arc Trooper Captain, Arc Trooper Lt. #1 and 2, Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Expert, Arc Troopers #1-5, Boba Fett, Captain Britain, Krypto, Doomsday, Star Wolf, Dark Side Marauders #1-20, Sentinels #1-30, and Skrulls #1-22.
Reign Supremacy is Chuck Norris (Designated Leader), Sgt. Mike Shinsky, Elite Clone Trooper #21, The Ghostbusters: Dr. Ray Stanz, Dr. Peter Venkman, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddmore, Batman, Robin, Cyborg Superman, Timmell, Sledgehammer, Captain America, Iron Man, Yaddle, Starfire, Cyborg, Tim, Paul, Steve, The Bry, Upgraded Agents #1-3, Shannon Pilkinton, Jared Pilkinton, Sandra Bullock, Ax-Battler, Wookie Soldier #31, Ocean’s 11: Danny Ocean, Rusty Ryan, Rueben Tishkoff, Livinston Dell, Saul Bloom, Bashar Tarr, Frank Catton, Yen, Turk Malloy, Virgil Malloy, Linus Caldwell, The Crew of Serenity: Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Zoë, Wash, Book, Anora, Jane, River, Simon, Kylee, Jedi Knights #36-43, Snow Troopers #26-45, and Starship Troopers #51-90.
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches arrive on a large asteroid, and have already begun to fortify their position. Designated team leader, Uniqua, has ordered the team of Walt Disney, Dumbo, Bambi, Thumper, Flower, Peter Pan, Sleeping Beauty, Flora, Fauna, Maryweather, Cruella De Vil, Simba, Snow White, Doc, Happy, Dopey, Grumpy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Cinderella, and Baloo to form their front line. The pink alien has her fellow Backyardigans, Pablo, Tyrone, Austin, and Tasha surround her as her own personal sentries. Reign Supremacy fly into the battle aboard Serenity, which is being flanked by Cyborg Superman, Starfire, and Iron Man. Cyborg Superman immediately fires his laser vision vaporizing the five preschool friends. Darth Vader orders the 30 Sentinels to force Serenity to land. Over Serenity’s intercom its crew and passengers hear Malcolm Reynolds say, “This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then… explode.” Jayne exclaims, “We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!” Mal replies, “Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.” “I just get excitable as to choice… like to have my options open,” Jayne quips back. Vader in a fit of rage turns to the Arc Trooper Captain and points to Serenity, “Captain, tear this ship apart until you find those plans! And bring me all passengers, I want them ALIVE!” Star Wolf looks at Krypto the dog and says “Plans?? What plans is he talking about?” Vader hears this dissention and uses the Force to choke the life out of his own teammate. Serenity’s bay doors open up and out charge 40 Starship Troopers overcoming B3’s front line. Dumbo, Bambi, Thumper, and Flower all fall from the Troopers lasers. Once they die, the Disney animals reveal themselves to be the shape-shifting Skrulls. Walt Disney-Skrull leads his battalion against the overwhelming odds. Before every last Disney-Skrull is killed, they manage to take out several Starship Troopers. Peter Pan-Skrull kills #53, Sleeping Beauty-Skrull vanquishes #59 with the help of the three fairy-Skrulls, Cruella De Vil skins #61, Snow White-Skrull and the Seven Dwarfs-Skrulls team up on #73 and #83, Cinderella kills #51, and Baloo-Skrull mauls #67. Vader orders the 30 massive Sentinels to open fire on the Starship Troopers, killing most of them. Starship Troopers #54-58, 68-72 and 84-90 all perish from the laser blasts fired out of the Sentinels hands.
Iron Man, Cyborg Superman and Starfire take flight and rip through Sentinels #1, 2, 7, 10, 15, and 19. Captain America immediately goes after Captain Britain in what most will then come to call “The Fight for the Atlantic.” Captain Britain takes flight and avoids Captain America’s initial attack. Captain Britain propels himself towards Captain America at ramming speed. Captain America is able to block him with his shield. With a mighty uppercut with his shield, Captain America knocks Captain Britain back. He then leaps on top of Captain Britain and smashes his head in with his shield. All 20 Dark Side Marauders charge into Serenity and slaughter Ocean’s 11 before they are confronted by Reign Supremacy’s seven Jedi Knights lead by Yaddle. The Jedi and Marauders clash in an epic battle with many dying. Jedi Knights #40-43 and Dark Side Marauders #11-17 all fall in the cargo hold of Serenity. The Bry gathers Tim, Paul, Steve, Shan, Jared, Sandra Bullock, and Wookie Soldier #31 (who has been hanging out with Jared a lot in the locker room) to help out Yaddle and the Jedi Knights. They don’t do much, but manage to take out Dark Side Marauders #7-9. Jared and Wookie Soldier #31 survive this attack and run back to the cockpit to report. Mal orders River Tam, Batman and Robin to join Jared and the Wookie in the fight against the Dark Side Marauders. With this help Yaddle and the four remaining Jedi Knights are able to kill the Marauders. Unfortunately, Jared, the Wookie, Robin, and Jedi Knights #37-39 perish. The Sentinels are still firing on the Starship Troopers. They find some cover underneath a cliff in a crater that is jutting out. Just then, some much needed backup arrives as the Ghostbusters come out of the ship. Using their proton packs, they overload the circuitry of Sentinels #3-6. Lord Vader then unleashes their most powerful weapon, Doomsday. The mighty monster jumps into the crater and destroys the rest of the Starship Troopers. Cyborg Superman and Chuck Norris move to double team Doomsday. Chuck Norris stays on the asteroid and Cyborg Superman stays up in space in the fight against Doomsday. Chuck Norris lands a vicious roundhouse kick to the jagged jaw of the large beast, and actually draws blood. Doomsday follows back with a roundhouse of his own, only his kicks the head right off of Chuck Norris’s shoulders. Cyborg Superman fires his laser vision at full blast down at Doomsday, but this attack only slows him down. Doomsday rockets up and spear tackles Cyborg Superman far up into space, actually tearing through Sentinel #28. Doomsday throws Cyborg Superman at a passing by meteor, destroying it completely. Cyborg Superman returns the favor by flying back at Doomsday, ramming him into Sentinel #30. Using his super speed, he tangles Doomsday up in the giant robots wiring. He then uses his laser vision to blow up the Sentinel. This does nothing but anger Doomsday. Their epic battle rages on as the one taking place on the asteroid begins to heat back up. Reign Supremacy’s Snow Troopers are being mowed down by B3’s Arc Troopers. Snow Troopers #26-32 are all gunned down by the Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Expert. The crew of Serenity provides some much needed cover fire and helps take out Arc Trooper Lt. #2, Arc Troopers #3 and #5. Batman has been locked in combat with Boba Fett, who keeps using his jet pack to fly up and take shots with his rifle at the Dark Knight. Batman’s superior fighting skills have allowed him to evade all of these blasts, and using one of his grappling hooks to snare Boba Fett’s legs and propel him into the waiting blasts of Iron Man’s repulsor rays. Not even his helmet remains. Krypto then flies in and quickly mauls Ax-Battler to death. The Arc Troopers still have the upper hand against the Snow Troopers and the crew of Serenity, even though they are greatly outnumbered. They blast Snow Troopers #38-45, Book, and Simon away. Mal is able to kill Arc Trooper Lt. #1, and Zoë shoots Arc Trooper #4. The battle turns in Reign Supremacy’s favor after Sgt. Shinksy, Timmell, Sledgehammer, Elite Clone Trooper #21, and Upgraded Agents #1-3 join in to finish off the Arc Troopers. There were more losses on their side as well. Winnie the Crap, Timmell, Sledgehammer and Kylee all are taken down. The remaining Sentinels focus their energy towards Serenity, causing it to explode. The explosion is close enough to kill what’s left of the Snow Troopers and the crew of Serenity. The advanced speed of the Upgraded Agents allows them to dodge this fate. Darth Vader orders his apprentice, Darth Yardigan, to eliminate Jedi Knight #36, while he disposes of Yaddle. This is easier said than done. Yaddle wildly jumps around in the air swinging her lightsaber, clashing with the Sith Lord. Darth Yardigan and Jedi Knight #36 duel with their lightsaber as well. The Jedi begin to defeat the Siths, but they were not expecting something, the use of Force Lightning. It has been long believed that Darth Vader could not use Force Lightning, because it would short out his circuitry. This proves to be untrue; as long as his suit isn’t breached. In a powerful fury, Vader directs the lightning through Yaddle and throws her into Jedi Knight #36. Then in unison, Vader and Yardigan swiftly end the Jedi’s lives with their lightsabers. Doomsday and Cyborg Superman’s battle is nearing a close, as Doomsday has ripped every cybernetic limb off of Cyborg Superman’s body. The badly damaged cyborg tries for one last chance with his laser vision. It’s a useless attempt, as Doomsday covers Cyborg Superman’s head and crushes it. Sentinels #20-27 blow away the Ghostbusters with their hand lasers. The Upgraded Agents leap on to the backs of Sentinels #8, 9, and 14 and rip their inner workings out. The Upgraded Agents, though, land back on the asteroid right in front of Darth Vader and Darth Yardigan. They are all eviscerated by their crimson lightsabers. Iron Man is then surrounded by the remaining Sentinels. Greatly outnumbered; Tony Stark charges up his armor’s electromagnetic pulse to defeat the giant robots. He fires the E.M.P. destroying all of the Sentinels. This however, uses up his energy reserves. Krypto uses his heat vision to kill the playboy billionaire. Batman, Captain America, Starfire and Cyborg regroup to form an attack plan. Batman and Captain America decide to go after the Sith Lords. Starfire and Cyborg agree to attack Krypto and Doomsday. The former Teen Titans concentrate their firepower on Doomsday first. This stuns him, but only for a moment. As he did with the last half-man, half-robot, Doomsday rips Cyborg to pieces. Krypto using its super speed flies through space, evading Starfires energy blasts. The super dog’s superior hunting skills are what allow it to gain the upper hand. Krypto latches on to Starfire’s neck and clamps down with its powerful jaws, killing the gorgeous Tamaranean. Even though Batman and Captain America are brilliant fighters, they are outmatched by the Dark Lords of the Sith. Amazingly, Captain America’s shield is not cut in half when Darth Vader attacks. Darth Yardigan manages to stab Batman in the chest. In that moment, Darth Vader uses the Force to push Captain America against Batman’s back. This causes Darth Yardigan’s lightsaber to penetrate Captain America as well, ending the life of the final member of Reign Supremacy.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN BEEYAATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Reign Supremacy is Chuck Norris (Designated Leader), Sgt. Mike Shinsky, Elite Clone Trooper #21, The Ghostbusters: Dr. Ray Stanz, Dr. Peter Venkman, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddmore, Batman, Robin, Cyborg Superman, Timmell, Sledgehammer, Captain America, Iron Man, Yaddle, Starfire, Cyborg, Tim, Paul, Steve, The Bry, Upgraded Agents #1-3, Shannon Pilkinton, Jared Pilkinton, Sandra Bullock, Ax-Battler, Wookie Soldier #31, Ocean’s 11: Danny Ocean, Rusty Ryan, Rueben Tishkoff, Livinston Dell, Saul Bloom, Bashar Tarr, Frank Catton, Yen, Turk Malloy, Virgil Malloy, Linus Caldwell, The Crew of Serenity: Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Zoë, Wash, Book, Anora, Jane, River, Simon, Kylee, Jedi Knights #36-43, Snow Troopers #26-45, and Starship Troopers #51-90.
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches arrive on a large asteroid, and have already begun to fortify their position. Designated team leader, Uniqua, has ordered the team of Walt Disney, Dumbo, Bambi, Thumper, Flower, Peter Pan, Sleeping Beauty, Flora, Fauna, Maryweather, Cruella De Vil, Simba, Snow White, Doc, Happy, Dopey, Grumpy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Cinderella, and Baloo to form their front line. The pink alien has her fellow Backyardigans, Pablo, Tyrone, Austin, and Tasha surround her as her own personal sentries. Reign Supremacy fly into the battle aboard Serenity, which is being flanked by Cyborg Superman, Starfire, and Iron Man. Cyborg Superman immediately fires his laser vision vaporizing the five preschool friends. Darth Vader orders the 30 Sentinels to force Serenity to land. Over Serenity’s intercom its crew and passengers hear Malcolm Reynolds say, “This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then… explode.” Jayne exclaims, “We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!” Mal replies, “Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.” “I just get excitable as to choice… like to have my options open,” Jayne quips back. Vader in a fit of rage turns to the Arc Trooper Captain and points to Serenity, “Captain, tear this ship apart until you find those plans! And bring me all passengers, I want them ALIVE!” Star Wolf looks at Krypto the dog and says “Plans?? What plans is he talking about?” Vader hears this dissention and uses the Force to choke the life out of his own teammate. Serenity’s bay doors open up and out charge 40 Starship Troopers overcoming B3’s front line. Dumbo, Bambi, Thumper, and Flower all fall from the Troopers lasers. Once they die, the Disney animals reveal themselves to be the shape-shifting Skrulls. Walt Disney-Skrull leads his battalion against the overwhelming odds. Before every last Disney-Skrull is killed, they manage to take out several Starship Troopers. Peter Pan-Skrull kills #53, Sleeping Beauty-Skrull vanquishes #59 with the help of the three fairy-Skrulls, Cruella De Vil skins #61, Snow White-Skrull and the Seven Dwarfs-Skrulls team up on #73 and #83, Cinderella kills #51, and Baloo-Skrull mauls #67. Vader orders the 30 massive Sentinels to open fire on the Starship Troopers, killing most of them. Starship Troopers #54-58, 68-72 and 84-90 all perish from the laser blasts fired out of the Sentinels hands.
Iron Man, Cyborg Superman and Starfire take flight and rip through Sentinels #1, 2, 7, 10, 15, and 19. Captain America immediately goes after Captain Britain in what most will then come to call “The Fight for the Atlantic.” Captain Britain takes flight and avoids Captain America’s initial attack. Captain Britain propels himself towards Captain America at ramming speed. Captain America is able to block him with his shield. With a mighty uppercut with his shield, Captain America knocks Captain Britain back. He then leaps on top of Captain Britain and smashes his head in with his shield. All 20 Dark Side Marauders charge into Serenity and slaughter Ocean’s 11 before they are confronted by Reign Supremacy’s seven Jedi Knights lead by Yaddle. The Jedi and Marauders clash in an epic battle with many dying. Jedi Knights #40-43 and Dark Side Marauders #11-17 all fall in the cargo hold of Serenity. The Bry gathers Tim, Paul, Steve, Shan, Jared, Sandra Bullock, and Wookie Soldier #31 (who has been hanging out with Jared a lot in the locker room) to help out Yaddle and the Jedi Knights. They don’t do much, but manage to take out Dark Side Marauders #7-9. Jared and Wookie Soldier #31 survive this attack and run back to the cockpit to report. Mal orders River Tam, Batman and Robin to join Jared and the Wookie in the fight against the Dark Side Marauders. With this help Yaddle and the four remaining Jedi Knights are able to kill the Marauders. Unfortunately, Jared, the Wookie, Robin, and Jedi Knights #37-39 perish. The Sentinels are still firing on the Starship Troopers. They find some cover underneath a cliff in a crater that is jutting out. Just then, some much needed backup arrives as the Ghostbusters come out of the ship. Using their proton packs, they overload the circuitry of Sentinels #3-6. Lord Vader then unleashes their most powerful weapon, Doomsday. The mighty monster jumps into the crater and destroys the rest of the Starship Troopers. Cyborg Superman and Chuck Norris move to double team Doomsday. Chuck Norris stays on the asteroid and Cyborg Superman stays up in space in the fight against Doomsday. Chuck Norris lands a vicious roundhouse kick to the jagged jaw of the large beast, and actually draws blood. Doomsday follows back with a roundhouse of his own, only his kicks the head right off of Chuck Norris’s shoulders. Cyborg Superman fires his laser vision at full blast down at Doomsday, but this attack only slows him down. Doomsday rockets up and spear tackles Cyborg Superman far up into space, actually tearing through Sentinel #28. Doomsday throws Cyborg Superman at a passing by meteor, destroying it completely. Cyborg Superman returns the favor by flying back at Doomsday, ramming him into Sentinel #30. Using his super speed, he tangles Doomsday up in the giant robots wiring. He then uses his laser vision to blow up the Sentinel. This does nothing but anger Doomsday. Their epic battle rages on as the one taking place on the asteroid begins to heat back up. Reign Supremacy’s Snow Troopers are being mowed down by B3’s Arc Troopers. Snow Troopers #26-32 are all gunned down by the Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Expert. The crew of Serenity provides some much needed cover fire and helps take out Arc Trooper Lt. #2, Arc Troopers #3 and #5. Batman has been locked in combat with Boba Fett, who keeps using his jet pack to fly up and take shots with his rifle at the Dark Knight. Batman’s superior fighting skills have allowed him to evade all of these blasts, and using one of his grappling hooks to snare Boba Fett’s legs and propel him into the waiting blasts of Iron Man’s repulsor rays. Not even his helmet remains. Krypto then flies in and quickly mauls Ax-Battler to death. The Arc Troopers still have the upper hand against the Snow Troopers and the crew of Serenity, even though they are greatly outnumbered. They blast Snow Troopers #38-45, Book, and Simon away. Mal is able to kill Arc Trooper Lt. #1, and Zoë shoots Arc Trooper #4. The battle turns in Reign Supremacy’s favor after Sgt. Shinksy, Timmell, Sledgehammer, Elite Clone Trooper #21, and Upgraded Agents #1-3 join in to finish off the Arc Troopers. There were more losses on their side as well. Winnie the Crap, Timmell, Sledgehammer and Kylee all are taken down. The remaining Sentinels focus their energy towards Serenity, causing it to explode. The explosion is close enough to kill what’s left of the Snow Troopers and the crew of Serenity. The advanced speed of the Upgraded Agents allows them to dodge this fate. Darth Vader orders his apprentice, Darth Yardigan, to eliminate Jedi Knight #36, while he disposes of Yaddle. This is easier said than done. Yaddle wildly jumps around in the air swinging her lightsaber, clashing with the Sith Lord. Darth Yardigan and Jedi Knight #36 duel with their lightsaber as well. The Jedi begin to defeat the Siths, but they were not expecting something, the use of Force Lightning. It has been long believed that Darth Vader could not use Force Lightning, because it would short out his circuitry. This proves to be untrue; as long as his suit isn’t breached. In a powerful fury, Vader directs the lightning through Yaddle and throws her into Jedi Knight #36. Then in unison, Vader and Yardigan swiftly end the Jedi’s lives with their lightsabers. Doomsday and Cyborg Superman’s battle is nearing a close, as Doomsday has ripped every cybernetic limb off of Cyborg Superman’s body. The badly damaged cyborg tries for one last chance with his laser vision. It’s a useless attempt, as Doomsday covers Cyborg Superman’s head and crushes it. Sentinels #20-27 blow away the Ghostbusters with their hand lasers. The Upgraded Agents leap on to the backs of Sentinels #8, 9, and 14 and rip their inner workings out. The Upgraded Agents, though, land back on the asteroid right in front of Darth Vader and Darth Yardigan. They are all eviscerated by their crimson lightsabers. Iron Man is then surrounded by the remaining Sentinels. Greatly outnumbered; Tony Stark charges up his armor’s electromagnetic pulse to defeat the giant robots. He fires the E.M.P. destroying all of the Sentinels. This however, uses up his energy reserves. Krypto uses his heat vision to kill the playboy billionaire. Batman, Captain America, Starfire and Cyborg regroup to form an attack plan. Batman and Captain America decide to go after the Sith Lords. Starfire and Cyborg agree to attack Krypto and Doomsday. The former Teen Titans concentrate their firepower on Doomsday first. This stuns him, but only for a moment. As he did with the last half-man, half-robot, Doomsday rips Cyborg to pieces. Krypto using its super speed flies through space, evading Starfires energy blasts. The super dog’s superior hunting skills are what allow it to gain the upper hand. Krypto latches on to Starfire’s neck and clamps down with its powerful jaws, killing the gorgeous Tamaranean. Even though Batman and Captain America are brilliant fighters, they are outmatched by the Dark Lords of the Sith. Amazingly, Captain America’s shield is not cut in half when Darth Vader attacks. Darth Yardigan manages to stab Batman in the chest. In that moment, Darth Vader uses the Force to push Captain America against Batman’s back. This causes Darth Yardigan’s lightsaber to penetrate Captain America as well, ending the life of the final member of Reign Supremacy.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN BEEYAATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Team Fred Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
Team Fred is Cyclops, Jean Grey, Ice Man, Angel, Beast, Namor, Vision, Phoenix, Mimic, Super Skrull, Master Mold, Ultron, Enchantress, Absorbing Man, Bullseye, Travis Bickle, Aspen, Vampirella, Rorschach, Kilowog, Brainiac, Black Manta, Mothra, Snake Plissken, Dirty Harry, Navy Sailor #1-59, Skrull #23-50, & Xenomorph #1-3.
Alice's Wonder Team is Extinction Alice (designated leader), Apocalypse Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Ram Man, Kimbo Slice, Tyler Derdon, Luca Brasi, Jill Valentine, Darth Deez, Darth Nutz, Sharkticon #11-40, Vampire #1-34, Storm Trooper #50, Goblin #1, Ewok #47, & Treasure Troll #3.
Both Team Fred and Alice’s Wonder Team are transported to a massive asteroid floating somewhere beyond the Outer Rim and just south of the Rishi Maze. They are both fairly covered from each other’s view. Extinction Alice sends Treasure Troll #3 out as a scout. She… He… It... (What are treasure trolls anyways??) is quickly killed by Bullseye. Cyclops orders his front line to reveal them and prepare for battle. This move stuns Alice’s Wonder Team, as they witness Superman, Wolverine, Achilles, Deadpool, Venom, Wonder Woman, Darth Bane, Silver Surfer, Starfire, Ares: God of War, Spider-Man, Yoda, Guy Gardner, Thanos, Ms. Marvel, Neo, Darth Vader, Batman, Dr. Doom, Legolas, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Thor, Omega Red, Agent Smith, Spawn, Darkseid, Shatterstar, and Zeus leap out of Team Fred’s crater stronghold. “What the hell is going on here?! How did they get all of these guys?! Aren’t they all on other teams? Most of these guys can’t even be traded!!” is heard throughout the ranks of Alice’s Wonder Team. “It don’t matter. I’m takin’ this Superman punk out! If some dumb blonde in a mini-skirt can kill him, than I sure as hell can,” exclaims Kimbo Slice as he runs directly for the Man of Steel. And with one major right cross, he puts Superman into the ground. Kimbo pounces on top of him and with several quick strikes, bludgeons the Last Son of Krypton to death. Superman then begins to change. He was a Skrull. Skrull #38 to be exact. “What the?” a confused Kimbo says to himself. “THEY’RE NOT REAL!!” Kimbo shouts to his team. Extinction Alice then orders a full scale attack on Team Fred. Tyler Durden joins his teammate Kimbo Slice in beating down Batman-Skrull #39 and Guy Gardner #50. “The first rule of Alice’s Wonder Team is…” Tyler Durden begins to say. “You DO NOT talk about how many losses Alice’s Wonder Team has!” finishes Kimbo. Darth Deez and Darth Nutz carve their way through Ares-Skrull #31, Starfire-Skrull #32, Darth Bane-Skrull #44 and Darth Vader-Skrull #45. The 34 Vampires and the 59 crash into each other at full force, with blood and sailor hats flying off into space in every direction. Several Vampires are flying around, picking up Navy seals and launching them into space after biting their oxygen hoses open. Navy Sailors #2, 3, 6, 8, 17, 21, and 42 all perish in this fashion. Rorschach, Travis Bickle, and Dirty Harry tackle Kimbo Slice and Tyler Durden to the ground, which gives Snake Plissken the opportunity to smash Tyler’s head with a meteor rock. Kimbo tosses Rorschach and Travis off of him and with a rear naked choke, breaks Taxi Driver’s neck. Rorschach, Dirty Harry and Snake triple team Kimbo and finally eliminates him. Carlos Olivera and Jill Valentine meanwhile have been trying to pick off Mothra who is floating high above them. They receive a lot of help, in the form of the 30 Sharkticons. They all jump into the air tearing apart Mothra. Master Mold then takes flight as blows away Sharkticons #13, 15, 19, 29, 30, 32, and 33. The remaining 23 Sharkticons devour Master Mold, but Master Mold’s right hand is able to get a final laser blast off killing Goblin #1, Storm Trooper #50 and Ewok #47. All of Team Fred’s Skrulls have now returned to their original form and help the Navy Sailors in their fight against the Vampires. Already Navy Sailors #47-59 have been killed, as well as Vampires #1-11. Navy Sailors #10-16 and 18-20 have also been turned into Vampires themselves. Still loyal to their team, the Navy Vampires sacrifice themselves in a suicide mission against Darth Deez and Darth Nutz. They manage to kill both Sith Lords, but all of the Navy Vampires die as well in the ambush. Carlos and Jill plow their way through Skrulls #23-30 with their semi-automatics. They are eventually taken down by Ultron and Brainiac with a combined effort. Cyclops then releases Xenomorphs #1-3 at the Vampires. They manage to kill the half of the remaining Vampires, but also Navy Sailors #31-40 who were not expecting the attack. Aspen, whose powers are all water based, is pretty much nothing more than a hot chick in a spacesuit is dispatched quickly by the Supreme Being, Leeloo. Vampirella then tries to attack Leeloo, but with little luck, as she also is killed by Leeloo. Extinction Alice and Apocalypse Alice join in to make the “Ultimate Trifecta of Mila.” The three women start devastating Team Fred’s roster, killing Black Manta, Dirty Harry, Angel, Iceman, Snake Plissken, and the remaining 21 Skrulls. Most of these kills come courtesy of Extinction Alice’s telekinesis, where she caused their brains to explode from the inside. Angry, and not wanting to be outdone, Jean Grey lifts the 12 Vampires that are still living or at least just undead and launches them through Sharkticons #20-28, 31, and 40 killing them all. Extinction Alice and Jean Grey then stand off against each other in a telekinetic battle using “mind bullets” that would amaze even Wonder Boy and Young Nasty Man. In the end Jean Grey’s unsureness of her own power, is the deciding factor. Extinction Alice forces Jean Grey to her knees, as blood is coming out of her eyes, ears, nose, and mouth, overloading the X-Man’s brain. Rachel Summers then unleashes the power of the Phoenix and incinerates Extinction Alice. But before Alice dies, she uses the last bit of energy to levitate Ram Man and fire him into Rorschach, annihilating him. The Sharkticons then make a quick snack out of what’s left of the Navy Sailors. In a swarm, the Skrulls, using their advanced technology are able to dismantle eight Sharkticons, but Skrulls #33-37. Kilowog, Super Skrull and Vision take fight and in several passes manage to blow away what’s left of the Sharkticons. Beast then mauls Luca Brasi to death. Leeloo at an incredible pace, attacks again, killing Enchantress, and the remaining Skrulls. Bullseye, knowing that there is no way he could beat her one on one, takes this golden opportunity to put two knives right into a exhausted Leeloo’s gut. Absorbing Man, who thought it would be a good idea to make himself as hard as the asteroid they are fighting on, is blown to pieces by Ram Man who rockets at him as hard as he can. Ram Man is then blasted into orbit by an uppercut from Namor. In an amazing final stand, Apocalypse Alice is able to kill the three Xenomorphs and Mimic before being vaporized by Cyclops and Mimic’s eye beams.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!
Alice's Wonder Team is Extinction Alice (designated leader), Apocalypse Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Ram Man, Kimbo Slice, Tyler Derdon, Luca Brasi, Jill Valentine, Darth Deez, Darth Nutz, Sharkticon #11-40, Vampire #1-34, Storm Trooper #50, Goblin #1, Ewok #47, & Treasure Troll #3.
Both Team Fred and Alice’s Wonder Team are transported to a massive asteroid floating somewhere beyond the Outer Rim and just south of the Rishi Maze. They are both fairly covered from each other’s view. Extinction Alice sends Treasure Troll #3 out as a scout. She… He… It... (What are treasure trolls anyways??) is quickly killed by Bullseye. Cyclops orders his front line to reveal them and prepare for battle. This move stuns Alice’s Wonder Team, as they witness Superman, Wolverine, Achilles, Deadpool, Venom, Wonder Woman, Darth Bane, Silver Surfer, Starfire, Ares: God of War, Spider-Man, Yoda, Guy Gardner, Thanos, Ms. Marvel, Neo, Darth Vader, Batman, Dr. Doom, Legolas, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Thor, Omega Red, Agent Smith, Spawn, Darkseid, Shatterstar, and Zeus leap out of Team Fred’s crater stronghold. “What the hell is going on here?! How did they get all of these guys?! Aren’t they all on other teams? Most of these guys can’t even be traded!!” is heard throughout the ranks of Alice’s Wonder Team. “It don’t matter. I’m takin’ this Superman punk out! If some dumb blonde in a mini-skirt can kill him, than I sure as hell can,” exclaims Kimbo Slice as he runs directly for the Man of Steel. And with one major right cross, he puts Superman into the ground. Kimbo pounces on top of him and with several quick strikes, bludgeons the Last Son of Krypton to death. Superman then begins to change. He was a Skrull. Skrull #38 to be exact. “What the?” a confused Kimbo says to himself. “THEY’RE NOT REAL!!” Kimbo shouts to his team. Extinction Alice then orders a full scale attack on Team Fred. Tyler Durden joins his teammate Kimbo Slice in beating down Batman-Skrull #39 and Guy Gardner #50. “The first rule of Alice’s Wonder Team is…” Tyler Durden begins to say. “You DO NOT talk about how many losses Alice’s Wonder Team has!” finishes Kimbo. Darth Deez and Darth Nutz carve their way through Ares-Skrull #31, Starfire-Skrull #32, Darth Bane-Skrull #44 and Darth Vader-Skrull #45. The 34 Vampires and the 59 crash into each other at full force, with blood and sailor hats flying off into space in every direction. Several Vampires are flying around, picking up Navy seals and launching them into space after biting their oxygen hoses open. Navy Sailors #2, 3, 6, 8, 17, 21, and 42 all perish in this fashion. Rorschach, Travis Bickle, and Dirty Harry tackle Kimbo Slice and Tyler Durden to the ground, which gives Snake Plissken the opportunity to smash Tyler’s head with a meteor rock. Kimbo tosses Rorschach and Travis off of him and with a rear naked choke, breaks Taxi Driver’s neck. Rorschach, Dirty Harry and Snake triple team Kimbo and finally eliminates him. Carlos Olivera and Jill Valentine meanwhile have been trying to pick off Mothra who is floating high above them. They receive a lot of help, in the form of the 30 Sharkticons. They all jump into the air tearing apart Mothra. Master Mold then takes flight as blows away Sharkticons #13, 15, 19, 29, 30, 32, and 33. The remaining 23 Sharkticons devour Master Mold, but Master Mold’s right hand is able to get a final laser blast off killing Goblin #1, Storm Trooper #50 and Ewok #47. All of Team Fred’s Skrulls have now returned to their original form and help the Navy Sailors in their fight against the Vampires. Already Navy Sailors #47-59 have been killed, as well as Vampires #1-11. Navy Sailors #10-16 and 18-20 have also been turned into Vampires themselves. Still loyal to their team, the Navy Vampires sacrifice themselves in a suicide mission against Darth Deez and Darth Nutz. They manage to kill both Sith Lords, but all of the Navy Vampires die as well in the ambush. Carlos and Jill plow their way through Skrulls #23-30 with their semi-automatics. They are eventually taken down by Ultron and Brainiac with a combined effort. Cyclops then releases Xenomorphs #1-3 at the Vampires. They manage to kill the half of the remaining Vampires, but also Navy Sailors #31-40 who were not expecting the attack. Aspen, whose powers are all water based, is pretty much nothing more than a hot chick in a spacesuit is dispatched quickly by the Supreme Being, Leeloo. Vampirella then tries to attack Leeloo, but with little luck, as she also is killed by Leeloo. Extinction Alice and Apocalypse Alice join in to make the “Ultimate Trifecta of Mila.” The three women start devastating Team Fred’s roster, killing Black Manta, Dirty Harry, Angel, Iceman, Snake Plissken, and the remaining 21 Skrulls. Most of these kills come courtesy of Extinction Alice’s telekinesis, where she caused their brains to explode from the inside. Angry, and not wanting to be outdone, Jean Grey lifts the 12 Vampires that are still living or at least just undead and launches them through Sharkticons #20-28, 31, and 40 killing them all. Extinction Alice and Jean Grey then stand off against each other in a telekinetic battle using “mind bullets” that would amaze even Wonder Boy and Young Nasty Man. In the end Jean Grey’s unsureness of her own power, is the deciding factor. Extinction Alice forces Jean Grey to her knees, as blood is coming out of her eyes, ears, nose, and mouth, overloading the X-Man’s brain. Rachel Summers then unleashes the power of the Phoenix and incinerates Extinction Alice. But before Alice dies, she uses the last bit of energy to levitate Ram Man and fire him into Rorschach, annihilating him. The Sharkticons then make a quick snack out of what’s left of the Navy Sailors. In a swarm, the Skrulls, using their advanced technology are able to dismantle eight Sharkticons, but Skrulls #33-37. Kilowog, Super Skrull and Vision take fight and in several passes manage to blow away what’s left of the Sharkticons. Beast then mauls Luca Brasi to death. Leeloo at an incredible pace, attacks again, killing Enchantress, and the remaining Skrulls. Bullseye, knowing that there is no way he could beat her one on one, takes this golden opportunity to put two knives right into a exhausted Leeloo’s gut. Absorbing Man, who thought it would be a good idea to make himself as hard as the asteroid they are fighting on, is blown to pieces by Ram Man who rockets at him as hard as he can. Ram Man is then blasted into orbit by an uppercut from Namor. In an amazing final stand, Apocalypse Alice is able to kill the three Xenomorphs and Mimic before being vaporized by Cyclops and Mimic’s eye beams.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!
The Outsiders Vs. The Horsemen of Apocylypse
The Outsiders are Galactus (designated leader) w/ Nova, Ares: God of War, Apollo, Hercules, Mace Windu, Dr. Doom, Fin Fang Foom, Lord Voldemort, Barbarossa, Hrmm, Ajax, Beast Boy, The Predicons, Sky Lynx, Kup, Cliff Jumper, Beast Wars Megatron, Scrorponok w/ Lord Zarock, Junkeon #1-10, Mindwipe w/ Borath, Dark Jedi Master #31-40, Dark Jedi #11 & 12, Nightsister Sith Witch #1-13, & Storm Trooper #101-103.
The Horsemen of Apocylypse are Darkseid (designated leader), Granny Goodness, Kalibak, Steppenwolf, Starro, Kang the Conqueror, Sinestro, Parasite, Monarch, Selene the Black Queen, Circuit Breaker, Gozar the Gozarian, Stitch, Plo Koon, Saesse Tiin, Shazam, Supergirl, The Stunticons, Starscream, Sunstorm, Ramjet, Six Shot, Tripticon, The Technibots, Grimlock, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, Punch/Counterpunch, Springer, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Cable, Polaris, Havok, Elixir, Meggan, Warlock, Jamie Madrox, Dr. Strange, Wonder Man, Serci, Scarlet Witch, Spider Woman, Josh Houslander, & Charleton Heston.
The last thing that Darkseid said to Head Coach Vandal Savage and Team Capt. Achilles (who are not on speaking terms since Achilles didn't get the start this week) was that they were going to win this week as long as they don't mind it being really messy. As the battle starts Galactus wastes no time. Galactus is not much of a general because that would involve lowering himself to the level of lesser beings but his example works as a form of leadership in and of itself. Galactus flies into the fray, blasting Sludge, Punch/Counterpunch, & Wonder Man, vaporizing them as if they were nothing. Sinestro flies up to Darkseid & says "We can't handle this guy"! Darseid replies with "Silence! Just stick to the plan, they were expendable". Nova starts to fly up to back up Galcatus but Darkseid grabs his teammate Parasite and pulls his protective space suit off of him, exposing him to the elements. Darkseid says "you aren't any good to me wearing this" as he throws Parasite into Nova. In an attempt to do nothing but save his own life, Parasite grabs on to Nova and starts absorbing her power to resist the treachorous rigors of space. Nova fights this, making it so the 2 of them each have about 50% of the power given to Nova by Galactus. Darkseid orders Snarl to fly up in his robot form. Snarl is carrying Havok on his shoulder. Darkseid orders Havok to "blast Nova with everything you have got, she's weakended". Havok says "but I'll kill Parasite as well". Darkseid breaks in with "just do it X-Man, do you want a spot on this team or not". Havok blasts the 2 struggling fighters with his stored up solar power and kills them both. Darkseid looks over at Havok and says "that's wht makes us winners". Darkseid radios Starscream and tells him to get his seakers ready for their attack run, and calls over to Springer who is carrying Multiple Man, Spider Woman, Elixir, Meggan, Scarlet Witch, Josh, and Heston. Heston opens up the side hatch and says to Darkseid "what do you need boss" Darkseid replies with "I need Multiple Man". Multiple Man says "Alright Josh what do you have for me today"? But Darkseid interupts with "NO! not today Madrox, I have something special in mind" But just then Spider Woman yells "Look out"! as a missle from Barbarossa comes rocketing towards Springer. Spider Woman and Josh push Multiple Man and Heston out of the space-worthy helicopter just in time but the other 6 of them die in the blast. Darkseid grabs a hold of Multiple Man and flies back over to Sinestro and says to him "you know the plan, now do it". Sinestro says "I refuse, I will not...."but Darkseid cuts him off saying "do it or I'll kill you myself". While this useless exchange is taking place Galactus blows apart Slag and the free-floating Fin Fang Foom crushes both Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. Reluctantly, Sinestro takes off his yellow power ring and hands it to Multiple Man. Madrix wastes no time making 40 copies of himself, all of which now have power rings. Sinestro immedietely takes back his own power ring, but Multiple Man reintegrates one of the multiples and recreates him giving the horsemen a total of 42 yellow power rings. The Stunticons merge to form Menacer but Galactus crushes the gestalt as if it were a powerless child. Jamie Madrix and his multiples are having a very difficult time controlling the power of Sinestro's multiplied ring which bothers Sinestro who knows that they won't have the will to hold on to this power for long causing him to yell "control them you fools" at the army of yellow ring powered multiples. Darkseid orders the attack, prompting Sinestro to throw all 41 of the Jamie Madrix's at Galactus, causing all of them to blow up on impact. This takes Galactus off guard as it knocks the devourer of worlds backward. Darkseid and Sinestro both blast Galactus with a power ring/omega beam combo which gives Starscream enough time fly in with Ramjet and Sunstorm flanking him. Starscream has convinced Ramjet and Sunstorm that the only way to defeat Galactus is for the 3 of them to act as Kamikazes. They all race toward Galactus at a blinding speed, but Starscream pulls up at the last second to avoid death. Ramjet hits him and explodes on impact but the real trauma comes when Sunstorm hits Galactus causing a Nuclear explosion to happen inside the chest of Galactus. Galactus starts to harden and erode from the inside out but is still not dead as he directs a blast toward the asteroid where many of the Horsemen of Apokolips have set up base. This blast hits Monarch and Black Queen, killing them both. Supergirl then flies in from out of nowhere and punches Galactus with all of her might underneath his huge chin. Every member of both teams pause to watch, not knowing what will happen next. The Horsemen stationed on the asteroid brace themselves for another attack but instead as if it were in slow motion Galactus' head falls off. Ares attempts to rally the still powerful team but the death of Galactus has them understandedly disturbed. Grimlock and his creations the Technibots fly at the alien Fin Fang Foom. Foom is a huge threat just about anywhere but the Technibots and Grimlock are much more at home in this space environment than he is. Grimlock transforms into his Tyrranosaurus form and crashes feet first into the chest of Foom, while the Technibots merge to form Computron. While Grimlock is pushing the giant alien monster backward through the anti-gravity area Computron catches up to them and puts a stop to the movement by throwing his fist into the back of Fin Fang Foom's head, cracking his mammoth neck. Six Shot, in jet form flies right into the middle of where The Outsiders Transformer forces have gathered, in what looks to them like a very foolish move. The Outsiders converge on Six Shot's position but they do not realize that Polaris is sitting in Six Shot's cockpit. The Predicons merge to form Prediking but making themselves bigger does not do them much good as they are all crushed into one gigantic metal ball along with the Beast Wars Megatron. Polaris then sends Lord Zarock down right through the body of Scorponok, ripping them both to shreds of metal and wiring. The Transformers attempt to shoot down Six Shot but between the magnetic field that Polaris has put around him to deflect much of the attacks and Six Shots skills in evasive action, they are unable to hit the Decepticon assassin. Polaris then uses Cliff Jumper as a huge javelin to rip through Kup, Mindwipe, & Borath; which kills Cliff Jumper as well. The Titans are sick of this ridiculousness as Ajax busts through the magnetis field and lands on Six Shot. The huge Cymek crushes Six Shot but Polaris uses her magnetic power to keep the shrapnell away from her and save herself from being crushed inside the Decepticon. Ajax, in a forseeable moment of excessive hubris believes himself to be victorious but Polaris uses the huge metal shards of her former vehicle to stab through the huge Cymek and kill his human brain. Barbarossa sees this happening and shoots the free-floating Polaris out of the air, opting for lazers; which he views as a typically weak weapon, so she could not use her powers to deflect them. Darkseid sees that Polaris has been defeated but feels that she more than served her purpose, especially when he has a similar back-up plan in place. He gives the signal to his faithful servant Kalibak down on the asteroid, who grabs a hold of Circuit Breaker and throws her at the oncoming Sky Linx. Circuit Breaker renders Sky Lynx completely inoperable but the huge dino-bird space shuttle uses the last of its power to crash land on the asteroid that the attack came from. As Sky Lynx depressurizes Hrrm dies due to his refusal to put on a space suit. The Horsemen on the asteroid, who are being led by Darkseid's top war general Steppenwolf are cheering as they believe that the end of The Outsiders is near after watching the destruction of so many giant opponents but the doors of the dead Sky Lynx then are blown off as Ares, Apollo, Hercules, Mace Windu, Dr. Doom, Voldemort, Beast Boy, 5 Junkeons riding on 5 more Junkeons, some Storm Troopers, and a whole slew of dark side oriented force users come piling out of Sky Lynx. Bows and Arrows should by no logical explanation work in space, but I wouldn't recomend telling that to the son of Zues as he used his to shoot Granny Goodness in the head. Hercules noticed Steppenwolf barking orders at the troops which is why he chose to attack him first. Hercules takes out the leader of Apokolips' ground forces by bringing both of his mighty fists down on his head and cracking his neck. Kang, did not conquer much of anything that day either as Ares delivered a crushing blow to his head with his Mt. Olympus powered axe. Although Hercules and Apollo were taken by suprise as Starro's Sergents at Arms attached themselves to their faces which tied them up long enough for Kalibak to deliver head crushing blows to both of them. Of the Greeks only Ares had the strategic sense to evade this attack. He then tossed his mystical axe into the center of Starro and killed it. Ares then launched his shield at Kalibak's neck and decapitated him. These two moves may have been executed perfectly but the god of war was foolish to leave himself defenseless which is how Shazam found it rather easy to fly in and finish off Ares making the leadership of The Outsiders default once again. This time it was Mace Windu who took up the mantle of leadership as he led the charge against the fortified postion of the Horsemen. Mace Windu avenged the death of his unlikely friend Ares by putting his purple lightsaber into the chest of Shazam. Stitch flew into the mix of charging Outsiders and dispatched Dr. Doom with an extremely powerful furry little kick to the head, which busted open his space suit. The Nightsister Sith Witches use their empathetic powers to bring the typically savage Snarl and Grimlock in close to them and then let the Junkeons bust them apart while they offered no resistence whatsoever. Cable destroys the brain power off all 3 storm troopers as he leads Havok, Warlock, Serci, & Stitch against the Dark Jedi. Stitch takes out Dark Jedi #12 right before Dark Jedi #11 slices him in half with his green lightsaber. Havok blasts Nightsister Sith Witch #4 & 5 but the rest of the witches return the favor by pumping him full of Sith Lightning until he is dead. Cable takes out Dark Jedi Master #31, 34-36, & 40 before he is swarmed by the other masters of the dark side and killed. Warlock comes to his aid but he only manages to infect Dark Jedi Master #39 with his techno virus before the other masters use the power of the force to rip the strange mutant apart. Serci uses her cosmic powers to overtake the remaining Dark Jedi but the Nightsisters pull out their red-bladed lightsabers and finish her off. Plo Koon and Saesse Tiin square off against there fellow Jedi Council member Mace Windu. They are not arrogant enough to think that they could take the senior jedi out on their own but they do believe that if they work togeather they will be able to accomlish the task. They are quickly proven wrong as Master Windu spins into his Form 7 jedi attack and force pushes Master Tiin out of the way. He stabs Plo Koon in the side with his purple saber and then jumps to where he pushed Saesse Tiin to finish him off with a short, quick slice to the neck. Without ever breaking stride Mace Windu continues his attack and with a flash of his lightsaber cuts off the head of Gozar the Gozarian. Darkseid sees the rampaging Jedi Master and decides that he must be put to a stop. Darkseid shoots his omega beams at the jedi but Mace blocks them with his lightsaber, deflecting them away. Mace Windu then does an amazing throw of his lightsaber, using the force to direct its movement. The purple lightsaber goes right into Computron and then the Jedi Master uses the force to continue sending the lightsaber in and out of the huge Autobot. The only problem with this move was that Mace did not realize that once Omega Beams have been shot they will continue to follow their target. So this time when the previousely deflected omega beams come toward Master Windu he does not have a lightsaber to deflect them with. He tries to block them with his hands but the omega beams are to powerful and they destroy Gen. Windu. Voldemort squares off against Dr. Strange. They both generate an amazing amount of magic and direct it at their opponent. It is difficult to tell who is going to come out on top of this great contest of magical power. First the Dark Lord appears to be over powering Dr. Strange but then Strange seems to gain the upper hand. Unfortunetely nobody gets to find out as Darkseid, in accordance with his plan which allowed for any amount of collateral damage as long as it resulted in a victory orders Sinestro to insert a wall of yellow energy right in the center of the magical storm. This deflects the magic of the 2 wizards right back at them killing them both. Darkseid lands on Beast Boy who is fairly useless in space and crushes him. The Junkeons start riding in fast toward Tripticon who was positioned at the back of the asteroid as the horsemen's last line of defense. The Junkeons begin to get picked off by the giant Decepticon but they just keep coming, as they continue to transform into motorcycles for themselves to ride on. They get closer and closer to the Dino-Decepticon and begin riding up the side of him whaling on him with their somewhat primitive weapons of junk. Tripticon swats away at them like they are flies but once the Junkeons are aided by a few huge projectiles fired from the incoming Titan Cymek Barbarossa they are actually able to take down the mighty Tripticon with their insane charge. Only Junkeons #4 & 7 survive this attack and they are taken out by the combined aerial attack of Starscream, Darkseid, & Sinestro. Supergirl flies in to do battle with the remaining 11 Sith Witches. They are by no means fast enough to keep up with the Kryptonian as she smashes in the heads of Witch #1, 2, 8, & 9. She then uses her heat vision to blast the air hose to #6 and her powerful frost breath to break away the air hose of #10. She knocks down the other 2 remaining witches hard onto the ground of the asteroid but before they die with her last bit of power Sith Witch #3 uses the rest of her life force to shoot a storm of Sith Lightning into the chest of Supergirl. This is not enough to kill her but the Dying Sith Witch #7 showcases Supergirl's weakness to lightsabers as she is killed by one for the second week in a row as Sith Witch #7 uses her last breath to cut off the head of the Sith lightning stunned Supergirl. Starscream, Sinestro, and Darkseid are still flying in attack formation as Barbarossa breaks up their triangular attack pattern by blasting Sinestro out of the sky. Darkseid lands on the asteroid, more than prepared to take out the enraged cymek but he underestimates the power of this super advanced being. Barbarossa hits darkseid with a powerful projectile that almost kills the ruler of Apokolips. Barbarossa, in his huge battle gear approaches the wounded Darkseid to finish the job. Starscream comes flying in as if to save his designated leader and in a strafing run blasts the Titan from above but is unable to finish him off. Darkseid screams "You fail me once again Starscream" but as Starscream is over the top of the 2 combatants Charleton Heston ejects out of Starscream and lands right next to the dead body of Sinestro. Heston rips off his space suit exposing himself to the elements and in an act of pure courage puts on the yellow power ring of Sinestro. Heston has more than enough will power to take control of the anti-green lantern ring as he flies over top of Barbarossa and targets one of the small holes that was made by Starscreams attack. Heston sends a stream of yellow energy into the metal body encasing Barbarossa, which fries the brain of the Titan Cymek. Darkseid pulls himself to his feet and says "Thanks Chuck" as he looks around to find out that.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Horsemen of Apocylypse are Darkseid (designated leader), Granny Goodness, Kalibak, Steppenwolf, Starro, Kang the Conqueror, Sinestro, Parasite, Monarch, Selene the Black Queen, Circuit Breaker, Gozar the Gozarian, Stitch, Plo Koon, Saesse Tiin, Shazam, Supergirl, The Stunticons, Starscream, Sunstorm, Ramjet, Six Shot, Tripticon, The Technibots, Grimlock, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, Punch/Counterpunch, Springer, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Cable, Polaris, Havok, Elixir, Meggan, Warlock, Jamie Madrox, Dr. Strange, Wonder Man, Serci, Scarlet Witch, Spider Woman, Josh Houslander, & Charleton Heston.
The last thing that Darkseid said to Head Coach Vandal Savage and Team Capt. Achilles (who are not on speaking terms since Achilles didn't get the start this week) was that they were going to win this week as long as they don't mind it being really messy. As the battle starts Galactus wastes no time. Galactus is not much of a general because that would involve lowering himself to the level of lesser beings but his example works as a form of leadership in and of itself. Galactus flies into the fray, blasting Sludge, Punch/Counterpunch, & Wonder Man, vaporizing them as if they were nothing. Sinestro flies up to Darkseid & says "We can't handle this guy"! Darseid replies with "Silence! Just stick to the plan, they were expendable". Nova starts to fly up to back up Galcatus but Darkseid grabs his teammate Parasite and pulls his protective space suit off of him, exposing him to the elements. Darkseid says "you aren't any good to me wearing this" as he throws Parasite into Nova. In an attempt to do nothing but save his own life, Parasite grabs on to Nova and starts absorbing her power to resist the treachorous rigors of space. Nova fights this, making it so the 2 of them each have about 50% of the power given to Nova by Galactus. Darkseid orders Snarl to fly up in his robot form. Snarl is carrying Havok on his shoulder. Darkseid orders Havok to "blast Nova with everything you have got, she's weakended". Havok says "but I'll kill Parasite as well". Darkseid breaks in with "just do it X-Man, do you want a spot on this team or not". Havok blasts the 2 struggling fighters with his stored up solar power and kills them both. Darkseid looks over at Havok and says "that's wht makes us winners". Darkseid radios Starscream and tells him to get his seakers ready for their attack run, and calls over to Springer who is carrying Multiple Man, Spider Woman, Elixir, Meggan, Scarlet Witch, Josh, and Heston. Heston opens up the side hatch and says to Darkseid "what do you need boss" Darkseid replies with "I need Multiple Man". Multiple Man says "Alright Josh what do you have for me today"? But Darkseid interupts with "NO! not today Madrox, I have something special in mind" But just then Spider Woman yells "Look out"! as a missle from Barbarossa comes rocketing towards Springer. Spider Woman and Josh push Multiple Man and Heston out of the space-worthy helicopter just in time but the other 6 of them die in the blast. Darkseid grabs a hold of Multiple Man and flies back over to Sinestro and says to him "you know the plan, now do it". Sinestro says "I refuse, I will not...."but Darkseid cuts him off saying "do it or I'll kill you myself". While this useless exchange is taking place Galactus blows apart Slag and the free-floating Fin Fang Foom crushes both Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. Reluctantly, Sinestro takes off his yellow power ring and hands it to Multiple Man. Madrix wastes no time making 40 copies of himself, all of which now have power rings. Sinestro immedietely takes back his own power ring, but Multiple Man reintegrates one of the multiples and recreates him giving the horsemen a total of 42 yellow power rings. The Stunticons merge to form Menacer but Galactus crushes the gestalt as if it were a powerless child. Jamie Madrix and his multiples are having a very difficult time controlling the power of Sinestro's multiplied ring which bothers Sinestro who knows that they won't have the will to hold on to this power for long causing him to yell "control them you fools" at the army of yellow ring powered multiples. Darkseid orders the attack, prompting Sinestro to throw all 41 of the Jamie Madrix's at Galactus, causing all of them to blow up on impact. This takes Galactus off guard as it knocks the devourer of worlds backward. Darkseid and Sinestro both blast Galactus with a power ring/omega beam combo which gives Starscream enough time fly in with Ramjet and Sunstorm flanking him. Starscream has convinced Ramjet and Sunstorm that the only way to defeat Galactus is for the 3 of them to act as Kamikazes. They all race toward Galactus at a blinding speed, but Starscream pulls up at the last second to avoid death. Ramjet hits him and explodes on impact but the real trauma comes when Sunstorm hits Galactus causing a Nuclear explosion to happen inside the chest of Galactus. Galactus starts to harden and erode from the inside out but is still not dead as he directs a blast toward the asteroid where many of the Horsemen of Apokolips have set up base. This blast hits Monarch and Black Queen, killing them both. Supergirl then flies in from out of nowhere and punches Galactus with all of her might underneath his huge chin. Every member of both teams pause to watch, not knowing what will happen next. The Horsemen stationed on the asteroid brace themselves for another attack but instead as if it were in slow motion Galactus' head falls off. Ares attempts to rally the still powerful team but the death of Galactus has them understandedly disturbed. Grimlock and his creations the Technibots fly at the alien Fin Fang Foom. Foom is a huge threat just about anywhere but the Technibots and Grimlock are much more at home in this space environment than he is. Grimlock transforms into his Tyrranosaurus form and crashes feet first into the chest of Foom, while the Technibots merge to form Computron. While Grimlock is pushing the giant alien monster backward through the anti-gravity area Computron catches up to them and puts a stop to the movement by throwing his fist into the back of Fin Fang Foom's head, cracking his mammoth neck. Six Shot, in jet form flies right into the middle of where The Outsiders Transformer forces have gathered, in what looks to them like a very foolish move. The Outsiders converge on Six Shot's position but they do not realize that Polaris is sitting in Six Shot's cockpit. The Predicons merge to form Prediking but making themselves bigger does not do them much good as they are all crushed into one gigantic metal ball along with the Beast Wars Megatron. Polaris then sends Lord Zarock down right through the body of Scorponok, ripping them both to shreds of metal and wiring. The Transformers attempt to shoot down Six Shot but between the magnetic field that Polaris has put around him to deflect much of the attacks and Six Shots skills in evasive action, they are unable to hit the Decepticon assassin. Polaris then uses Cliff Jumper as a huge javelin to rip through Kup, Mindwipe, & Borath; which kills Cliff Jumper as well. The Titans are sick of this ridiculousness as Ajax busts through the magnetis field and lands on Six Shot. The huge Cymek crushes Six Shot but Polaris uses her magnetic power to keep the shrapnell away from her and save herself from being crushed inside the Decepticon. Ajax, in a forseeable moment of excessive hubris believes himself to be victorious but Polaris uses the huge metal shards of her former vehicle to stab through the huge Cymek and kill his human brain. Barbarossa sees this happening and shoots the free-floating Polaris out of the air, opting for lazers; which he views as a typically weak weapon, so she could not use her powers to deflect them. Darkseid sees that Polaris has been defeated but feels that she more than served her purpose, especially when he has a similar back-up plan in place. He gives the signal to his faithful servant Kalibak down on the asteroid, who grabs a hold of Circuit Breaker and throws her at the oncoming Sky Linx. Circuit Breaker renders Sky Lynx completely inoperable but the huge dino-bird space shuttle uses the last of its power to crash land on the asteroid that the attack came from. As Sky Lynx depressurizes Hrrm dies due to his refusal to put on a space suit. The Horsemen on the asteroid, who are being led by Darkseid's top war general Steppenwolf are cheering as they believe that the end of The Outsiders is near after watching the destruction of so many giant opponents but the doors of the dead Sky Lynx then are blown off as Ares, Apollo, Hercules, Mace Windu, Dr. Doom, Voldemort, Beast Boy, 5 Junkeons riding on 5 more Junkeons, some Storm Troopers, and a whole slew of dark side oriented force users come piling out of Sky Lynx. Bows and Arrows should by no logical explanation work in space, but I wouldn't recomend telling that to the son of Zues as he used his to shoot Granny Goodness in the head. Hercules noticed Steppenwolf barking orders at the troops which is why he chose to attack him first. Hercules takes out the leader of Apokolips' ground forces by bringing both of his mighty fists down on his head and cracking his neck. Kang, did not conquer much of anything that day either as Ares delivered a crushing blow to his head with his Mt. Olympus powered axe. Although Hercules and Apollo were taken by suprise as Starro's Sergents at Arms attached themselves to their faces which tied them up long enough for Kalibak to deliver head crushing blows to both of them. Of the Greeks only Ares had the strategic sense to evade this attack. He then tossed his mystical axe into the center of Starro and killed it. Ares then launched his shield at Kalibak's neck and decapitated him. These two moves may have been executed perfectly but the god of war was foolish to leave himself defenseless which is how Shazam found it rather easy to fly in and finish off Ares making the leadership of The Outsiders default once again. This time it was Mace Windu who took up the mantle of leadership as he led the charge against the fortified postion of the Horsemen. Mace Windu avenged the death of his unlikely friend Ares by putting his purple lightsaber into the chest of Shazam. Stitch flew into the mix of charging Outsiders and dispatched Dr. Doom with an extremely powerful furry little kick to the head, which busted open his space suit. The Nightsister Sith Witches use their empathetic powers to bring the typically savage Snarl and Grimlock in close to them and then let the Junkeons bust them apart while they offered no resistence whatsoever. Cable destroys the brain power off all 3 storm troopers as he leads Havok, Warlock, Serci, & Stitch against the Dark Jedi. Stitch takes out Dark Jedi #12 right before Dark Jedi #11 slices him in half with his green lightsaber. Havok blasts Nightsister Sith Witch #4 & 5 but the rest of the witches return the favor by pumping him full of Sith Lightning until he is dead. Cable takes out Dark Jedi Master #31, 34-36, & 40 before he is swarmed by the other masters of the dark side and killed. Warlock comes to his aid but he only manages to infect Dark Jedi Master #39 with his techno virus before the other masters use the power of the force to rip the strange mutant apart. Serci uses her cosmic powers to overtake the remaining Dark Jedi but the Nightsisters pull out their red-bladed lightsabers and finish her off. Plo Koon and Saesse Tiin square off against there fellow Jedi Council member Mace Windu. They are not arrogant enough to think that they could take the senior jedi out on their own but they do believe that if they work togeather they will be able to accomlish the task. They are quickly proven wrong as Master Windu spins into his Form 7 jedi attack and force pushes Master Tiin out of the way. He stabs Plo Koon in the side with his purple saber and then jumps to where he pushed Saesse Tiin to finish him off with a short, quick slice to the neck. Without ever breaking stride Mace Windu continues his attack and with a flash of his lightsaber cuts off the head of Gozar the Gozarian. Darkseid sees the rampaging Jedi Master and decides that he must be put to a stop. Darkseid shoots his omega beams at the jedi but Mace blocks them with his lightsaber, deflecting them away. Mace Windu then does an amazing throw of his lightsaber, using the force to direct its movement. The purple lightsaber goes right into Computron and then the Jedi Master uses the force to continue sending the lightsaber in and out of the huge Autobot. The only problem with this move was that Mace did not realize that once Omega Beams have been shot they will continue to follow their target. So this time when the previousely deflected omega beams come toward Master Windu he does not have a lightsaber to deflect them with. He tries to block them with his hands but the omega beams are to powerful and they destroy Gen. Windu. Voldemort squares off against Dr. Strange. They both generate an amazing amount of magic and direct it at their opponent. It is difficult to tell who is going to come out on top of this great contest of magical power. First the Dark Lord appears to be over powering Dr. Strange but then Strange seems to gain the upper hand. Unfortunetely nobody gets to find out as Darkseid, in accordance with his plan which allowed for any amount of collateral damage as long as it resulted in a victory orders Sinestro to insert a wall of yellow energy right in the center of the magical storm. This deflects the magic of the 2 wizards right back at them killing them both. Darkseid lands on Beast Boy who is fairly useless in space and crushes him. The Junkeons start riding in fast toward Tripticon who was positioned at the back of the asteroid as the horsemen's last line of defense. The Junkeons begin to get picked off by the giant Decepticon but they just keep coming, as they continue to transform into motorcycles for themselves to ride on. They get closer and closer to the Dino-Decepticon and begin riding up the side of him whaling on him with their somewhat primitive weapons of junk. Tripticon swats away at them like they are flies but once the Junkeons are aided by a few huge projectiles fired from the incoming Titan Cymek Barbarossa they are actually able to take down the mighty Tripticon with their insane charge. Only Junkeons #4 & 7 survive this attack and they are taken out by the combined aerial attack of Starscream, Darkseid, & Sinestro. Supergirl flies in to do battle with the remaining 11 Sith Witches. They are by no means fast enough to keep up with the Kryptonian as she smashes in the heads of Witch #1, 2, 8, & 9. She then uses her heat vision to blast the air hose to #6 and her powerful frost breath to break away the air hose of #10. She knocks down the other 2 remaining witches hard onto the ground of the asteroid but before they die with her last bit of power Sith Witch #3 uses the rest of her life force to shoot a storm of Sith Lightning into the chest of Supergirl. This is not enough to kill her but the Dying Sith Witch #7 showcases Supergirl's weakness to lightsabers as she is killed by one for the second week in a row as Sith Witch #7 uses her last breath to cut off the head of the Sith lightning stunned Supergirl. Starscream, Sinestro, and Darkseid are still flying in attack formation as Barbarossa breaks up their triangular attack pattern by blasting Sinestro out of the sky. Darkseid lands on the asteroid, more than prepared to take out the enraged cymek but he underestimates the power of this super advanced being. Barbarossa hits darkseid with a powerful projectile that almost kills the ruler of Apokolips. Barbarossa, in his huge battle gear approaches the wounded Darkseid to finish the job. Starscream comes flying in as if to save his designated leader and in a strafing run blasts the Titan from above but is unable to finish him off. Darkseid screams "You fail me once again Starscream" but as Starscream is over the top of the 2 combatants Charleton Heston ejects out of Starscream and lands right next to the dead body of Sinestro. Heston rips off his space suit exposing himself to the elements and in an act of pure courage puts on the yellow power ring of Sinestro. Heston has more than enough will power to take control of the anti-green lantern ring as he flies over top of Barbarossa and targets one of the small holes that was made by Starscreams attack. Heston sends a stream of yellow energy into the metal body encasing Barbarossa, which fries the brain of the Titan Cymek. Darkseid pulls himself to his feet and says "Thanks Chuck" as he looks around to find out that.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Untouchables Vs. Team Ed
The Untouchables are Dr. Polaris (designated leader), Sith Lord #11 & 12, Army Soldier #76-99, Storm Trooper #1-14, Purple Dragon #4-9, Griffin #4-9, Clone Trooper #1-13, Elven Soldier #1-12, Ent #4-9, Dark Side Akolyte #7-18, & Dark Jedi #19-36.
Team Ed is Superman (designated leader), Unicron, Neo, Original Titan #1 & 2, Neo-Cymek #1-20, Space Ghost w/ Jan, Jace, & Blip, Astrotrain, Blitzwing, Dirge, Thrust, Skywarp, Shockwave, The Combaticons, Swoop, Wreck-Gar, Junkeon #11-12, Iron Hide, Ultra Magnus, Jazz, Hot Rod, Arcee, Warpath, Alpha Trion, Fortress Maximus, Samus, Jengo Fett, N.S,-5 #23-28, & Lando Calrissean.
Head Coach Comsissioner Gordon has obviousely decided to rest many of The Untouchables starters during this large point week knowing that it could put them at a huge disadvantage against the 4 and 1 Team Ed. Dr. Polaris in an attempt to test out how well his powers work in space with a flick of his wrist crushes Jazz. Dr. Polaris knows that if his team is going to have any sort of chance this week that he is going to have to take out the huge Transformer planet Unicron. Dr. Polaris begins to move the huge metal planet but The Oracle gave a special job to the people who are usually the stars of this team. The Oracle made it very clear to both Neo and Superman that they had to protect Unicron at all costs. Superman and Neo both fly over to Dr. Polaris and with a few crushing blows easily kill him. The rest of The Untouchables have been put onto a free floating asteroid. Sith Lord #11 known as Darth Reknit orders her apprentice Darth Lebb along with the Dark Jedis and Akolytes over to the one small portion of the asteroid where she is standing. Lord Reknit senses a disturbance in the force and wishes to seperate the force users from the rest of the team. She uses the force to break apart their section of the asteroid and send the two parts sailing away from each other. The people on both teams soon see why she did what she did when Unicron transforms into his collossal robot form. Unicron slams his huge fists down on the larger asteroid breaking it into many small pieces. Most of the troopers, dragons, griffins, elves, and ents are killed in the initial attack but those that are not are picked off one by one by the convoy led by Skywarp which includes Dirge, Thrust, Blitzwing, Swoop, and Space Ghost. Some of the soldiers attempt to fire back but the ents and elves, although very hard to deal with back on land are basically fish out of water up here in space. Jengo Fett, Lando, the NS-5's, Jan, Jace, Blip, & Alpha Trion are all on board Astro Train who is off in the distance. The Combaticons merge to form Bruticus and it is this giant Decepticon that is going to lead the charge against the force users on the other asteroid. The 2 Titans and 20 Cymeks land and are attacked by the Dark Jedi. The Dark Jedi fight fiercely but they are no match for the huge robot forms especially when they are outnumbered. Amazingly the Dark Jedi actually manage to destroy Neo-Cymeks #14 & 18 before the other Cymeks wipe them out. Fortress Maximus and his head land on the asteroid and almost take up the entire thing. The Dark Side Akolytes are no match for the huge Autobot city especially when he is backed up by Hot Rod, Ultra Magnus, Arcee, Iron Hide, and 3 Junkeons. The Autobots stand behind Fortress Maximus and provide cover fire while he crushes the Akolytes with little difficulty. Darth Reknit sends her apprentice Lord Lebb at Bruticus but before he can even mount an attack with his double bladed lightsaber against the gestalt he is gunned down by huge lazer bolts fired from Shockwave and Warpath in their gun and tank forms. Darth Reknit, still defiant until the end looks at Iron Hide and says "who are you, Mr. Useless" and pumps him full of Sith Lightning shorting out his spark and killing him. She then charges at Junkeon #11 who is riding on Junkeon #12 and in a force induced jump slices off the head of the Transformer with her crimson bladed saber. But in the end it is Samus that decides that this is enough as she leads Ultra Magnus and Arcee in a charge that inevitably ends with Ultra Magnus in truck form plowing into the Sith Lord and Samus blasting her with her wave ray from on top of the Big Rig.
TEAM ED IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Ed is Superman (designated leader), Unicron, Neo, Original Titan #1 & 2, Neo-Cymek #1-20, Space Ghost w/ Jan, Jace, & Blip, Astrotrain, Blitzwing, Dirge, Thrust, Skywarp, Shockwave, The Combaticons, Swoop, Wreck-Gar, Junkeon #11-12, Iron Hide, Ultra Magnus, Jazz, Hot Rod, Arcee, Warpath, Alpha Trion, Fortress Maximus, Samus, Jengo Fett, N.S,-5 #23-28, & Lando Calrissean.
Head Coach Comsissioner Gordon has obviousely decided to rest many of The Untouchables starters during this large point week knowing that it could put them at a huge disadvantage against the 4 and 1 Team Ed. Dr. Polaris in an attempt to test out how well his powers work in space with a flick of his wrist crushes Jazz. Dr. Polaris knows that if his team is going to have any sort of chance this week that he is going to have to take out the huge Transformer planet Unicron. Dr. Polaris begins to move the huge metal planet but The Oracle gave a special job to the people who are usually the stars of this team. The Oracle made it very clear to both Neo and Superman that they had to protect Unicron at all costs. Superman and Neo both fly over to Dr. Polaris and with a few crushing blows easily kill him. The rest of The Untouchables have been put onto a free floating asteroid. Sith Lord #11 known as Darth Reknit orders her apprentice Darth Lebb along with the Dark Jedis and Akolytes over to the one small portion of the asteroid where she is standing. Lord Reknit senses a disturbance in the force and wishes to seperate the force users from the rest of the team. She uses the force to break apart their section of the asteroid and send the two parts sailing away from each other. The people on both teams soon see why she did what she did when Unicron transforms into his collossal robot form. Unicron slams his huge fists down on the larger asteroid breaking it into many small pieces. Most of the troopers, dragons, griffins, elves, and ents are killed in the initial attack but those that are not are picked off one by one by the convoy led by Skywarp which includes Dirge, Thrust, Blitzwing, Swoop, and Space Ghost. Some of the soldiers attempt to fire back but the ents and elves, although very hard to deal with back on land are basically fish out of water up here in space. Jengo Fett, Lando, the NS-5's, Jan, Jace, Blip, & Alpha Trion are all on board Astro Train who is off in the distance. The Combaticons merge to form Bruticus and it is this giant Decepticon that is going to lead the charge against the force users on the other asteroid. The 2 Titans and 20 Cymeks land and are attacked by the Dark Jedi. The Dark Jedi fight fiercely but they are no match for the huge robot forms especially when they are outnumbered. Amazingly the Dark Jedi actually manage to destroy Neo-Cymeks #14 & 18 before the other Cymeks wipe them out. Fortress Maximus and his head land on the asteroid and almost take up the entire thing. The Dark Side Akolytes are no match for the huge Autobot city especially when he is backed up by Hot Rod, Ultra Magnus, Arcee, Iron Hide, and 3 Junkeons. The Autobots stand behind Fortress Maximus and provide cover fire while he crushes the Akolytes with little difficulty. Darth Reknit sends her apprentice Lord Lebb at Bruticus but before he can even mount an attack with his double bladed lightsaber against the gestalt he is gunned down by huge lazer bolts fired from Shockwave and Warpath in their gun and tank forms. Darth Reknit, still defiant until the end looks at Iron Hide and says "who are you, Mr. Useless" and pumps him full of Sith Lightning shorting out his spark and killing him. She then charges at Junkeon #11 who is riding on Junkeon #12 and in a force induced jump slices off the head of the Transformer with her crimson bladed saber. But in the end it is Samus that decides that this is enough as she leads Ultra Magnus and Arcee in a charge that inevitably ends with Ultra Magnus in truck form plowing into the Sith Lord and Samus blasting her with her wave ray from on top of the Big Rig.
TEAM ED IS VICTORIOUS!
Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Legion Of Doom
Le' Napoleon Brigade is Hecate, SkyFire, The Jetsons: George, Jane, Judy, Elroy, Astro, Rosie, & Orbitty, Princess Leia, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Padme Amidala, Jedi Knight #1-15, Jedi Master #31-40, Even Piel, Gandalf & Shadowfax, Aragorn, Arwen, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, Princess Zelda, Alan Scott, Morpheus, Maverick & Goose, Man at Arms & Teela, Allia Atreides, Duncan Idaho Ghola Mentat #12, Army Soldier #101-130, Glinda the Good Witch, Silver Dragon #1-6, Ron Meyer, Big Boy, Fozzy, Oscar the Grouch, Vito Corleone, Santino Corleone, Kate Austen, Desmond Hume, Danielle Rousseau, & Baby Spice.
The Legion of Doom is The Eradicator, Spawn, Bane, The A-Team: Hanibal, FACE, Murdock, & B.A. Barrackus, Darth Bane, Gorilla Grodd, Prof. Xavier, Vigo the Carpathian, Gladiator, T-X, Mighty Joe Young, The Sinister 6: Dr. Octupus, Sandman, Electro, Hobgoblin, Mysterio, & Vulture, Jet Jaguar, Apocylypse, Nemesis Enforcer, Paul Atreides, Col. John Madrox, Weapon Omega, Ninja Gaiden, Shinobi w/ Yamato, The Aerialbots, The Terricons, Mordor Horse #1, Metroplex, Shadowcat & Lockheed, Walker Texas Ranger, The Leprechaun, Sarah Conner, Harry Tasker & Al Gibson, Queen Xenomorph #1-3, Goliath, Rebel Trooper #1-49, Atreides Soldier #1-9, & Linus.
The Legion of Doom is The Eradicator, Spawn, Bane, The A-Team: Hanibal, FACE, Murdock, & B.A. Barrackus, Darth Bane, Gorilla Grodd, Prof. Xavier, Vigo the Carpathian, Gladiator, T-X, Mighty Joe Young, The Sinister 6: Dr. Octupus, Sandman, Electro, Hobgoblin, Mysterio, & Vulture, Jet Jaguar, Apocylypse, Nemesis Enforcer, Paul Atreides, Col. John Madrox, Weapon Omega, Ninja Gaiden, Shinobi w/ Yamato, The Aerialbots, The Terricons, Mordor Horse #1, Metroplex, Shadowcat & Lockheed, Walker Texas Ranger, The Leprechaun, Sarah Conner, Harry Tasker & Al Gibson, Queen Xenomorph #1-3, Goliath, Rebel Trooper #1-49, Atreides Soldier #1-9, & Linus.
Both teams start off on the same rather large asteroid. The Jetsons are crammed in to their "family car" with Army Soldier #111-114 strapped to the side to provide a form of make shift fire power. Leia, Padme, Shadowfax, Aragorn, Arwen, Zelda, Maverick & Goose, Man at Arms, Teela, Allia, Glinda, Ron Meyer, Big Boy, Fozzy, Oscar, Vito, Sonny, Kate, Desmond, Danielle, & Baby Spice all climb aboard Sky Fire. They fly around to the other side of the asteroid in hopes to mount a sneak attack on the Autobot City, once inside they can disable the city and destroy it. But Metroplex transforms into robot form and the Terricons merge to form Abominus; but the Aerialbots opt to stay seperate so they can carry around many of their non-space oriented teammates in their plane forms. Many members of the Legion of Doom climb aboard the Aerialbots. The Aerialbots engage the Silver Dragons, who are having trouble flying without gravity and air to help them use their wings and easily blow them out of the sky. They then do a strafing run which takes out 6 Army Soldiers and they blow a hole in the side of the Jetsons car exposing everyone inside to space and killing soldiers #111-114. They are about to go in for another strafing run when Hecate and her new wing man Skyfire come zipping around the side of the asteroid and engage the Aerialbots in a dog fight. Hecate instantly takes out Silverbolt which was carrying Spawn, the Mordor horse, and The A-Team. Skyfire then takes out 2 Aerialbots, he gets behind Air Raid and Skydive who both succumb to the fire power of the much larger Autobot plane. Air Raid was Carrying Gorilla Grodd & Prof. X and Skydive had Mysterio and Vulture on board. Hecate then shrugged off the blasts she recieved from the remaining Aerialbots and blew away Fireflight and Slingshot. Fireflight had Vigo, Col. Madrox, & Sarah Conner on board and Slingshot was carrying Walker, Harry Tasker, & Al Gibson. Skyfire then breaks away from Hecate to go land on the asteroid and regroup with the rest of the brigade when Abominus and Metroplex fly up underneath Skyfire and each grab an end of the smaller Transformer and crush Skyfire togeather from both ends, killing the Autobot and everyone on board. Eradicator and Jet Jaguar fly up to engage Hecate. The huge Cymek former Titan targets Jet Jaguar with her missles and blows the huge homosexual (not there is anything wrong with that) robot out of the air, but Eradicator blasts Hecate with heat Vision creating a weak spot in her hull which he then exploits by attacking with his fists destroying the Cymek. Darth Bane and Bane become surrounded by the 27 Jedi's of Le' Napoleon Brigade. Even Piel orders the attack but Darth Bane goes in to a Sith Rage. The original Dark Lord kills Jedi Masters #32, 33, 36, & 39 as well as Knights #1, 2, 3, 10, & 14 before he is finally stabbed with the lightsaber of Even Piel. Bane takes out Jedi Knights #9 & 15 before the rest of the Jedi kill him. The Army Soldiers try to attack the 3 Queen Aliens, who seem just as content out in the harsh space environment than they do on a planet, but they are only successful in killing 1 of the Xenomorph Queens before the other 2 kill them. Alan Scott, Duncan Idaho, and Morpheus triple team Gladiator and are able to take him out as Duncan Idaho and Morpheus hit him with a flurry of lightning fast combos while Alan Scott ran interference by blasting him with his power ring. They then moved on to the Eradicator but had a little more trouble. Eradicator caught one of Idaho's punches and redirected it toward Morpheus. The amazing speed of the punch hit Morpheus with so much force that it killed him. The Jedi's keep moving along the asteroid until they meet up with their teammates Gandalf and Wonder Woman with her side kick Wonder Girl. They surround T-X and Mighty Joe Young. Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl are backed up by 2 Jedi Knights as they use their superior strength to jump onto the back of Mighty Joe Young and rip his custom space suit apart. T-X kills Jedi Knights #4 & 8 before Obi-Wan slices her apart with his lightsaber. Sandman proves to be pretty useless in space as Jedi Master #31 cuts him apart but that Jedi Master as well as Masters #37 & 38 with Jedi Knights #12 & 13 are killed by Doc Ock and Hobgoblin before Wonder Woman punches a hole in Dr. Octupus' helmet and Gandalf uses Glamdring to stab Hobgoblin in the chest. Electro on the other hand not only kills Wonder Girl by blasting her in the head with a lightning bolt but he also takes out Jedi Knights #7 & 11 before Jedi Master #34 blocks a lightning bolt and sends it back at Electro stunning him so Knight #34 can finish him off. Obi Wan and Gandalf now lead their depleted group of Jedi's to fight Apocylypse. Apocylypse grows to almost three times the size of even his largest opponent and crushes Jedi Master #40 as well as Knight #5 & 6. Gandalf begins to raise his staff to cast a spell on the many thousand year old mutant but Apocylypse picks up a huge rock and throws it at Gandalf breaching his bulky space suit; even a wizard as powerful as Gandalf needs to breath and he is unable to stay alive. The 4 remaining Jedi Masters are able to get in close enough and cut Apocylypse apart with their lightsabers. Paul Atreides and his sworn bodyguard for the day Nemesis Enforcer lead the Atreides soldiers into battle against Wonder Woman and the 4 Jedi. Paul and the Atredeis soldiers are all armed with personal Holtzman shields but the soldiers are still only able to take out Jedi Master #35 before they are killed by Obi Wan and Jedi Master #34. Paul moves very quickly around Even Piel to dodge his lightsaber and then uses his crysknife to cut the Oxygen hose to Master Piel's tank. He then stabs his crysknife deep into the chest of Piel to make sure that he hits flesh because Shai Halud forbids him to resheath his knife if he has not allowed it to taste blood. Wonder Woman grabs the wings of Nemesis Enforcer which are pretty useless in space and pulls him to the ground. She stomps on his back and then cracks open his space helmet with one swift punch. Paul Atreides is now outnumbered 3 to 1 until Weapon Omega, Ninja Gaiden, Shinobi, Yamamoto, Shadowcat, Lockheed, Goliath, and the Leprechaun who just killed Linus because he was getting bored come up on Paul's left to flank him. Obi Wan and the crew start to back up in the other direction until they realize that all 49 Rebel Troopers have come to back up Paul on the other side. Duncan Idaho is using more energy to move at this rate in his space suit that even he can stand in order to keep up with Eradicator; and Alan Scott is moving around looking for the perfect oppurtunity to blast Eradicator, but right when they think they still have a chance to take out the Superman clone they realize that the 2 huge Transformers Abominus and Metroplex have just shown up to lend their boy Eradicator a hand. Duncan Idaho sends the last of his strength toward Eradicator in the form of a punch but Eradicator just dodges the punch than throws Idaho into the chest of Metroplex just hard enough to kill Idaho and accidentally put a good size dent into Metroplex. Alan Scott then flies toward Abominus and with a huge blast of Green Energy levels the huge Decepticon, breaking him back into 5 pieces and killing all of the Terricons. This victory is not celebrated for long though as Metroplex swats the Golden Age Green Lantern out of the air (I mean space) and Eradicator flies in to finish him off with a back breaking kick from behind. The last stand of Obi Wan, Wonder Woman, and Jedi Master #34 was a pretty good one. Obi Wan managed to remove the head of Weapon Omega and take out Rebel Troopers #1, 3, 8, 11, 18, & 27 before he had his neck chewed open by the likes of the Leprechaun. Wonder Woman was really in the mood to rip off people's wings that day because she did it to Goliath as well before she killed him along with Rebel #4, 32, 44, 45, 46, & 48. Jedi Master #34 took out Rebel #22-25, 30, & 40 before he was gunned down by the remaining Rebel Troopers.
THE LEGION OF DOOM IS VICTORIOUS!
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