Saturday, March 22, 2008

The Legion of Doom Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips

The Legion of Doom is The Eradicator, Spawn, Bain, The A-Team (Hanibal, FACE, Murdock, & B.A. Barrackus), Darth Bain, Gorilla Grood, Prof. Xavier, Vigo the Carpathian, Gladiator, T-X, Mighty Joe Young, Jag Jaguar, Apocylypse, Nemesis Enforcer, Paul Atreides, Col. John Madrix, Weapon Omega, The Sinister Six (Dr. Octupuss, Hobgoblin, Sandman, Vulture, Mysterio, & Electro), Ninja Gaiden, Shinobi w/ Yamamoto, The Aerialbots, The Terricons, Goliath (from Gargoyles), & Mordor Horse #1.

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Darkseid, Circuit Breaker, Supergirl, Grimlock, Slag, Snarl, Shazam, Starscream, Sinestro, Six Shot, The Stunticons, Achilles, Deathstroke, Taskmaster, Sabertooth, Charleton Heston, Gozar the Gozarian, The Witch King with his Mordor Horse, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Polaris, Havok, Parasite, The Balrog of Moria, Jamie Madrox, Gideon, Selene the Black Queen, & Elixir.

Supergirl and Darkseid discuss ahead of time that they are going to have to work togeather in order to stop the Eradicator so they begin the battle by taking the fight to him right away. Spawn begins to shape his suit into a proper battle armor but Grimlock transforms into his dinosaur form and shoots his jaw lazer hitting Spawn in the chest, he then steps on him just for good measure. Bain jumps onto Slag's back but the Dinobot throws himself into the side of a building in order to throw Bain off of his back. He then goes against everything a true Brontasaurus would do as he clenches his mighty metal teeth down around Bain's torso, biting him in half. Six Shot flies in from behind one of the buildings and transforms into robot form. The Decepticon assassin fires his lazer gun and blows up FACE. Hanibal gives the signal to B.A. to fire his rocket launcher; which he does, seriousely damaging Six Shot. As the transformer turns to face his new attackers he knocks Hanibal through the window of a department store. B.A. Then throws Murdock at Six Shot and he lands on top of the giant robot's foot. Murdock throws some plastic explosives into the hole that B.A. made with the rocket launcher and the improvised explosive blows up Six Shot. B.A. and Murdock run over to Hanibal who is about to die, but before he does he says with his last breath "I love it when a plan comes togeather". Darth Bain jumps into action but the Horsemen of Apokolips' head coach Vandal Savage has done his research well and has put his team plan togeather accordingly. Just like they were instructed both Shazam and Sinestro double team the Sith Lord. Lord Bain tries to shoot Sith Lightning at Sinestro but he puts up a wall of yellow energy to block it. Darth Bain begins to pull out his lightsaber but Shazam has already taken the oppurtunity to punch the Sith Lord knocking him in one direction and his red lightsaber in another one. Sinestro then uses his power ring to create a yellow lightsaber of his own that he uses to stab Darth Bain through the heart. Starscream flies by Gorilla Grood, who jumps onto the wing of the jet. Gorilla Grood begins pounding on him but Starscream just flies higher and higher. Once he is high off the ground he cannot seem to shake the huge gorilla off of him so he flies even closer to one of the huge skyscrapes. Starscream, always the risk taker gets so dangerousely close that he scrapes Gorilla Grood right off of him without harming himself. Gorilla Grood plummets to his death. Scarlet Witch turns Prof. X's flying wheel chair into a rickety old stool that breaks under his weight, but Prof. X gets into her mind making her turn it right back. He then overloads her mind instantly killing her. Gozar blasts Vigo with her hands but Vigo uses the bad feelings from the city they are in to redirect the anger and hatred right back at her. He uses this power to blow her up completely. The Stunticons merge to form Menacer but is outnumbered when the Aerialbots merge to form Superion and the Terricons merge to form Abominus. It is looking bleak for Menacer until Circuit Breaker attempts to sneak up on Abominus to use her abilities to shut down the huge Gestalt but head coach Richard the Lionheart did his research as well and warned The Legion of doom about her powers and Mighty Joe Young stomps on her before she can accomplish her mission. Just as the Aerialbots and Terricons are thinking they have strength in numbers once again Polaris saves her husband Havok who was about to be crushed by Apocylypse. She uses her power of magnetism to throw Apocylypse in his enlarged metal state into Abominus destroying all 6 of her enemies. Polaris then uses her mind to pick up the body of Circuit Breaker that is still sparking. She throws the broken circuits into T-X completely shorting her out and destroying her power source. The true threat of Polaris is now realized so before she can turn her powers toward Superion, Paul Atreides rushes her with his crysknife drawn. Polaris attempts to pull the knife out of his hand with her powers but by the time she realizes that the knife is not made of metal but out of the tooth of a sandworm she is already being stabbed with it. Achilles throws his shield into the neck of Gladiator and then before Gladiator falls Achilles uses the shield that is stuck into the bone of his enemy as a jumping board to leap onto the back of Mighty Joe Young. He then stabs the huge ape in the side of the neck and brings him down instantly. Jag Jaguar begins flying after Quicksilver but he cannot catch him. Jag Jaguar realizes that he is not going to beat him using his speed so he grows into his larger form, which dwarfs some of the smaller buildings around him. Quicksilver tries to run up the leg of Jag Jaguar but the robot swipes him away, knocking him to the ground. He follows this up by squashing the mutant under his giant metal foot. Deathstroke and Taskmaster attack Nemesis Enforcer and Paul. All 4 of them move with unbelievable grace throughout the fight but Deathstroke manages to shoot Nemesis Enforcer's wing and grounds him. Deathsroke then pulls out his sword and finishes him off. Taskmaster is matching all of Paul's Bene Gesserit and Atreides moves but he is still not able to see a move before it happens like the noble born Paul can. As Taskmaster misses with a Bene Gesserit head kick that would have killed anybody Paul sticks him right under the mouth with his crysknife. Col. John Madrox, who is riding on the Mordor horse, rides by with his machine gun blazing at Sabertooth. John then turns the horse around in order to make sure he got his target but Sabertooth's healing factor is already starting to work. Sabertooth jumps onto the horse knocking it over and landing on top of Col. Madrox. Sabertooth then digs his nails into Madrox's neck covering the ground with blood. Sabertooth then finishes off the confused horse that is still lying next to them. The Witch King is riding in toward Prof. X when Weapon Omega tries to stop him. Little does he know that while Weapon Omega has Charles Xavier's back, the Horsemen of Apokolips know that there best chance at Xavier is with the Witch King so they have him protected as well. Havok is slightly bothered as he blasts Weapon Omega with every bit of solar energy he has and splits him in half since he knows that he is killing one mutant in order for the Witch King to go fight another one. Prof. X tries to mind block the Witch King as he rides toward him but the mind of the leader of the Nazgul is already totally taken over by an outside source. The best Prof. X can do is get into the mind of his horse and kill the animal before The Witch King gets to him. All this does is slow him down though as The Witch King jumps up off the ground and stabs his evil-tainted sword into Xavier. Jamie Madrox makes 40 duplicates of himself. Ninja Gaiden and Shinobi, along with his faithful dog Yamamoto attack the multiple man and his multiples. Shinobi uses his ninja magic to take out about 10 of them. Shinobi and Ninja Gaiden then use their swords to take out about 5 more each. This is a good ratio except for the fact that once they almost beat them all, Jamie Madrox just makes even more multiples. Eventually after they each had killed about 20 multiples the 2 ninja's are both defeated by sheer numbers but Yamamoto with his animal instincts manages to get a hold of the original Madrox and rips him to shreds after he witnesses the death of his master. Parasite, Gideon, Selene, & Elixir square off against the Sinister 6. Sandman turns into a sandstorm and begins moving towards his enemies but Elixir jumps into the middle of the storm and uses his powers to break Sandman apart one molecule at a time. The Black Queen without even moving a muscle invades the mind of the Vulture and sends him flying into a lampost head first. Doc Ock in retaliation comes up behind Selene and Elixir driving 2 of his tennacles into their nervous systems killing them both. Parasite gets a hold of Electro and then uses his stolen powers of electricity to knock Hobgoblin off of his glider and send him plumetting to the ground. Gideon tries to attack Mysterio but Mysterio has masked his true location and Gideon hits his teammate Parasite with all of the power he has manifested from the people around him. He accidentally kills Parasite which then returns Electro's powers to him. Electro then tries to blast Gideon and he believes he is successful but really Gideon has taken on the attributes of Mysterio and Electro has killed one of his own teammates as well. Doc Ock then finishes this extremely confusing battle when he wraps his tennacle around the face of Gideons and shatters his skull. The Eradicator has been putting up a tremendous fight against Supergirl and Darkseid but eventually he cannot keep up with that powerful of a double team. As Supergirl manages to keep him held up against the side of a building Darkseid blasts him with a constant stream of Omega Beams for quite a while until the Eradicator is eventually killed. Oh, and by the way in case anybody was wondering what Goliath was doing? He is doing absolutely nothing because this battle is being fought during the day so he is busy being made of rock. Havok, because he feels like he needs the target practice blasts the head off of the statue. Menacer and Superion simultaneousely hit each other with everything they have got. When the hits are landed both of the Gestalts break apart and the legs of both of the giants are crushed in the impact. The Aerialbots take to the air and the Stunticons start wildly driving through the streets. The 3 planes easily take out Dead End and Drag Strip but one of the planes while attempting a daring manuever crashes into the side of a building. The 2 remaining planes fly up to do battle with the semi truck Motor Master but the Optimus Prime-like Decepticon transforms into robot form and blows both of the planes out of the air with his lazer rifle. Paul Atreides has his team regroup now that they have the inferior numbers. Darkseid's team does the same, because he knows that although they have the bigger force they have quite a few members (including himself) that are completely exhausted. The Balrog of Moria does not have that problem at all and the great monster easily finishes off the Sinister Six by using his flaming sword to cut Dr. Octupuss in half and then simply steps on Electro. Charleton Heston, who has also not done much so far cringes a little bit as he takes aim with his M-16 and shoots the dog Yamamoto. Darkseid and Supergirl, who are still pretty banged up from their fight with Eradicator attack Paul Atreides. Paul dodges the omega beams of Darkseid and then comes up behind him stabbing his crysknife into the rock-like neck of Darkseid. Paul knows that this is a divine sign and that he is not destined to live through this day when he sees the tooth of Shai Halud shatter and break on his opponent. Supergirl along with Sabertooth both pounce on the noble son of the Duke and kill him. Grimlock attacks Murdock and crushes him with his giant tail. While Snarl and Slag actually have to double team B.A. Barrackus with their lazer blasts before they are confident that he is actually dead. Sinestro seems unable to put a hurting on Vigo the Carpathian with his powers being made up of mostly aggressive thoughts but once Shazam sends his lightning like powers into Vigo he is overcome with the positive based power and he succumbs to it. Jag Jaguar gets a hold of the depleted Shazam after he is done with his attack on Vigo and amazingly is able to crush the life out of the magical being. But even though the robot is able to get in this one last major kill he is in no way able to take on the rest of Apokolips' Horsemen as Supergirl, Havok, Sinestro, Starscream, and the 3 Dinobots all use their ranged attacks to take down the Ultra Man look alike.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!

1 comment:

Ryan said...

Shit! I didn't know that Griffin had the Terricons. I've got the Technibots. That would have been an awesome tag team gestalt match.