Monday, February 23, 2009

PRESS CONFERENCE:

Horsemen of Apokolips members Supergirl and Grand Jedi Master Luke Skywalker have called this press conference today. Reigning Regular Season M.V.P. Supergirl enters first, followed closely behind by the 2009 Number One overall Draft Pick, Luke Skywalker.

"Thank you all for hearing us today," begins Supergirl. "This is a call to arms to the entire American League. We here in the Horsemen locker room are sick and tired off this constant badmouthing coming from the National League teams. All we hear day in and day out is "N.L. Love" "What do you expect from the A.L. No love for their fellow teams" Well I say ENOUGH!”

Luke Skywalker steps to the microphone to add to Supergirl’s comments. “I’ve only been in this league but for a short time, but those who know me would agree that I would never agree to join a team let alone a league that does not strive on respect. The American League is the elite league. Don’t get me wrong; the National League is stacked with amazing teams. But the A.L. is the cream of the crop. The teams in the A.L. have had their differences in the past, but we here in the Horsemen locker room are calling them out to join together and show the National League that not only were they wrong say the things they did but they will regret ever doing so.”

Supergirl then jumps back up to the microphone to add, “I don’t care who you are, Megatron, General Zod, Captain America, Brandon Inge, everyone! This is the time to show the National League just what we’re made of! Thank you.”

3 comments:

MROblak said...

"On behalf of Mike Vick's Bad Newz
Kennlez of Lurve, I Brandon Inge stand
solidly in the corner of the AL...American
League 4 Life.

Lickolas said...

N.L Love Baby!

Solobeck said...

A.L FOREVER!!!!
SUCK IT N.L.!!!!
-B3