Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Legion of Doom

Team Sleeping Pussy is Kilowag, Master Mold, & Brainiac.

The Legion of Doom is Allosaurus # 11& 12, Dilophosaurus # 1& 2, & Linus Van Pelt.


The battle of the brains begins as Brainiac and his superior intellect square off against the philosophically perfect mind of Linus Van Pelt. The two of them peacefully approach each other and sit down on two rocks to begin there conversation on the esoteric ramifications of four extinct creatures fighting for their lives against super-powered beings when the imposing figure of Master Mold lands his menacing body in front of the two Allosauruses. Master Mold brings a well-placed double fist down on the neck of Allosaurus #12 killing it, but in a shocking move the other Allosaurus, whether it be from the fierce instinct to protect it’s mate or out of shear luck puts its powerful jaws right thru the neck of the larger Master Mold which sends metal shrapnel thru the head of the dinosaur but also severs the head of the huge sentinel from its body, killing both competitors at once. “See, violence is not always the answer” Linus says to Brainiac as he clutches his blue blanket. Kilowag then flies in front of the two Dilophosaurs as they are struggling to gain a good foothold on the mountain. Kilowag easily blasts the rocks out from under one of the dinosaurs causing it to plummet to its death while he puts a green energy net around the other and simply pulls it over the vast nothingness off the side of the mountain peak. Kilowag then flies over to where Brainiac and his adversary are in a heated conversation about Plutonic & Socratic differences and the path to Nirvana thru non-violence when Brainiac simply gives up. He admits his defeat in the heated conversation (not an argument, because you can’t really argue with a child holding a blanket (trust me, I know)). Brainiac then grabs Linus’ blanket which Linus refuses to let go of even as the frustrated Brainiac throws it into the Eternian mountain crevice saying “who needs intelligence when I can do this”.
TEAM SLEEPING PUSSY IS VICTORIOUS!