The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs Pop Superstar Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets is Count Dooku, Darth Yardigan, X-23, Mighty Mouse, Usagi Yojimbo, Nightwing on a 4-wheeler, Gwildor, Wicket, & Paploo on a AT-ST, Carlos Chiappe and Smurf #2

Pop Superstar Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos is Black Adam, Bizarro, Parallax, Cloverfield Monster, Mrs. Doubtfire, and Gungan #10 on a 4-wheeler

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets is teleported into the thick jungle of Val Verde, where Count Dooku quickly orders X-23 and Nightwing to go and scout the area. Nightwing drives off on his 4-wheeler as X-23 goes off in the opposite direction. Gwildor, Wicket and Paploo climb aboard their AT-ST and stand guard of the Sith Lord and his new Apprentice. Several thousand birds flee the treetops due to a loud and horrendous roar from the distance. Paploo and Wicket freak out in the AT-ST causing Gwildor to lose control of it for a moment and steps on Smurf #2. The trees start shaking in the air and the Brotherhood gets a glimpse of their opponents. The Cloverfield Monster is leveling the Jungle with ever step it takes closer to them. “Follow me, I am an expert in this area!” shouts Carlos Chiappe to his team. They race through the jungle to form a battle plan against the huge creature. X-23 meanwhile, has located the rest of the Commandos. Gungan #10 is patrolling the perimeter on a 4-wheeler. X-23 silently back flips off a tree and sticks her foot claw right under the Gungan’s jaw. She kicks him off of the ATV and takes off back to her team. Once she tracks and locates them, she informs the rest of the Brotherhood that their battle will be harder than originally thought. “They brought their heavy hitters with them. I spotted Black Adam, Bizarro, and Parallax on their team,” stated X-23. “Lucky for us, Parallax is a fear entity and the Sith do not fear anything,” replies a confident Count Dooku. “Good, I thought for a second that I was going to have to kill that team all by myself,” says X-23. She then turns to Mighty Mouse, “can you fly me up to Cloverfield’s head?” Mighty Mouse doesn’t even take the time to respond. He grabs X-23 by the hand and takes off. They fly straight at Cloverfield, but before they manage to attack, it swallows them whole. The rest of the Commandos then blast through the jungle, attacking the Brotherhood. Carlos Chiappe surprisingly is the first to hit the Commandos back. He grabs a tree branch and viciously beats Mrs. Doubtfire to death. Bizarro then slaps the Peruvian maniac hard against a tree, shattering his bones, but before he dies, Carlos mumbles “my…body…nooo.” Bizarro had taken to Mrs. Doubtfire in the locker room because she would read him bedtime stories. Darth Yardigan and Usagi Yojimbo have disappeared amongst the trees, using their stealth to their advantage. They both quickly and secretly kill several of the parasites that have fallen off of Cloverfield. Bizarro begins to wildly knock down the trees in an attempt to flush out the Brotherhood. Count Dooku and Black Adam draw each other’s attention from across the battlefield. Dooku fires some Sith lightning at him and at the same time Black Adam yells “SHAZAM!” thus bringing down a massive lightning bolt upon the Sith Lord. They both are sent sailing. Parallax comes flying in, sensing great fear from inside the AT-ST. Gwildor tries to shoot Parallax down, but misses completely. He then grabs the cosmic key and frantically starts pressing keys on it. A portal opens up right in from of the AT-ST causing Parallax to fly right into it. But before it closes, Parallax grabs the AT-ST into the portal with him. The portal opens up and they all land in… Val Verde. Or at least the Hollywood back lot that is made to look like Val Verde for the upcoming movie, Commando 2: Jenny’s Revenge. (“Somewhere, somehow, someone’s going to pay…again.”) Parallax rips open the AT-ST and eats Paploo and Wicket. Gwildor tries to make a run for it, but not only is he killed, but when his body is thrown into Alyssa Milano it activates the cosmic key. Parallax leaps back into the portal and disappears. Anyways, back in the real (yep. REAL) Val Verde, Usagi Yojimbo has climbed up on top of Cloverfield and starts hacking away at it with his katana. Bizarro swoops up and attacks the ronin rabbit. Usagi breaks his sword against Bizarro’s chest and then is frozen by Bizarro’s freeze vision. Bizarro then in one swift punch, shatters Usagi. Cloverfield then lets out a painful howl and stumbles to the ground. Its head literally explodes and out comes, covered in blood and slime is Mighty Mouse. Cloverfield’s stomach is then ripped open from the inside out by X-23. Darth Yardigan joins Count Dooku in his attack against Black Adam, but is having trouble with him, due to their inability to fly. Dooku then comes up with a plan to remedy this problem. He focuses intensely on Yardigan and uses the Force to levitate his apprentice into the air. He gives Yardigan a huge force push, sending him rocketing towards Black Adam, lightsaber drawn. Teth-Adam just floats there arrogantly, and at the last second yells “SHAZAM” again firing an even bigger bolt of lightning into Darth Yardigan, killing the Sith Lord. Count Dooku foresaw this possible outcome, so he launches X-23 right behind Yardigan with the Force. Black Adam did not expect this second wave. He certainly didn’t expect the lightsaber that is now plunged deep into his chest. Dooku had given X-23 his lightsaber before he sent her up. As Black Adam and X-23 fall from the sky, Adam grabs a hold of X-23 and uses the last bit of strength to increase their rate of decent and sends them crashing into the ground. X-23 is badly injured by the fall and Dooku uses the Force to retrieve his lightsaber. Mighty Mouse is zipping around Bizarro, landing several quick hits to the backwards Superman. Normally these would be devastating blows, but Mighty Mouse is simply outmatched. Bizarro finally has had enough and with a powerful clap, he crushes Mighty Mouse. Nightwing finally enters the battle. He rides in on his 4-wheeler and launches it into the air at Bizarro by using a fallen tree as a ramp. Bizarro blows his fire breath at the gas tank, causing it to explode. Luckily Nightwing flipped off of it in time. Though her healing factor is working in overdrive, X-23 is still not 100 percent, but is determined to keep fighting. Count Dooku joins Nightwing and the injured clone of Wolverine to finish off Bizarro. Just then, the cosmic key portal appears and Parallax returns to the battle. Parallax fires a massive blast of yellow energy at the Brotherhood but Count Dooku Force pushes his team out of harm’s way. He retaliates with some Sith lightning right at the sentient embodiment of fear. The blast stuns Parallax as Nightwing and X-23 try to defeat Bizarro. The two Brotherhood members confuse and disorientate Bizarro with all of their flipping and acrobatics around him. But their kicks and punches are having little effect. X-23 claws aren’t able to penetrate Bizarro’s skin and Nightwing’s batarangs are simple bouncing off him. Nightwing does a back flip over him, grabbing his cape and pulls it around his head. But Bizarro just uses his fire breath to burn through the cape. He uses his super speed and grabs X-23 by the neck and legs and bends her right in half with his super strength. Bizarro then flies at Nightwing and uses X-23’s body as a spear, impaling Dick Grayson into a tree, like they were camp counselors. Count Dooku now is left in a two on one against Parallax and Bizarro. He has been able to keep Parallax at bay with Sith lightning, but Bizarro comes flying in fast, right at the Sith Lord. Dooku senses this attack and pulls his lightsaber out allowing Bizarro’s momentum to do most of the work. The now two halves of Bizarro go sailing out of control into some trees. This distraction however is exactly the opening Parallax needed. He lunges at Dooku, biting his head off. The headless body of the Sith Lord crumples to the ground as Parallax shrieks in victory.

POP SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA AND PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!