Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Alice's Wonder Team

Team Sleeping Pussy is Banshee, Thunderbird, Baron Mordo, Unus the Untouchable, Blink, Master Mind, & Shield Agent #1.

Alice’s Wonder Team is Extinction Alice, Apocalypse Alice, Alice, Alice Clone #1-3, General Zod, & Dixie Kong.


“So I understand that the 2 of you are the best of the best on this pathetic team that I have taken over”. Gen. Zod says to both the Extinction and Apocalypse Alices as they are first transported to the Valverdi jungle. “We have had some bad luck in the past Zod, but don’t think our team is ready to just hand over the reins to the likes of you, We’ve sacrificed a lot for this team and we’ve earned their trust, so you can just wait your turn rookie”. Extinction Alice proclaims. “We shall see” Zod replies arrogantly and then follows the comment up with “follow me everyone or should I say all members of Zod’s Wonder Team” as he hovers above the ground and starts to move stealthily thru the jungle around them in search of Team Sleeping Pussy. They have little luck finding the team when all of the sudden the sudden the entire team appears right behind them via Blink’s powers of teleportation. Banshee flies in to the mix first attempting to disable Team Sleeping Pussy’s opponents with his sonic scream but it is not quite as effective as he hoped. It sends Alice and Donkey Kong to their knees but the mental powers of the other Alice’s and the sheer durability of Zod protect them from much more than a brief stunning. Thunderbird and the SHIELD Agent then rush in to help Banshee who is about to be attacked by the Alice clones while Baron Mordo and Blink begin teleporting around Zod to try and throw him off guard. Extinction Alice decides to attack Unus the Untouchable but her bullets, kukri swings, and even mental projections are blocked by Unus’ force field. Apocalypse Alice gets into the mind of Master Mind and causes him to slow down and remain still while she runs up and attacks him with some vicious kick attacks; or so she thinks. Actually it is Master Mind who is controlling her and she is actually attacking Zod. Apocalypse Alice is so convinced that this is the perfect course of action that she does not even think twice as a confused Zod defends himself from his own teammate by ripping off her head. Master Mind then takes control of Alice whom he sends after Extinction Alice. Alice lunges at her much better prepared and equipped counter-part with a vengeance but Extinction Alice simultaneously dodges this attack and then creates a mental link between herself and the original Alice. By doing this she breaks into the mental link that was originally established by Master Mind. She sends a mental projection rippling through the field which actually translates into a physical attack resulting in the explosion of Master Mind’s brain by the use of both her own and his extreme mental powers. Ex. Alice is about to stand for a second looking both hot and triumphant like she always does after defeating an opponent but her sense of triumph is short-lived when she looks down and realizes that Alice did not survive the attack either. Alice Clone #1 unloads a full magazine at Banshee but Banshee gives out a sonic scream that diverts the bullets before they can hit him. The other 2 clones see this disabling defense take place which causes Clone #3 to attempt to attack Banshee with her Kukra. Banshee uses his sonic scream to knock her back onto the ground but in the process her attack opens up Banshee for another bullet attack from behind. Alice Clone #2 also unloads a full magazine at Banshee but this time the bullets penetrate the back of Banshee and kill him. The hit that Clone #3 took from the mutant attack sends her right into the arms of Thunderbird who crushes her as if she were made of cheap plastic. Clone #1 throws her Kukri toward the face of SHIELD Agent #1 while she attempts to exact revenge on Thunderbird but the clone underestimates the well-trained agent who covers Thunderbird like he was instructed and blows away Alice #1 right before the kukri hits him in the face. Gen. Zod and Ex. Alice get turned around in battle which causes Zod to find himself face to shield with Unus. But no matter how hard the Kryptonian pounded on the force field he was unable to penetrate it. He found that both his powerful breath and heat vision were just as useless against as well. Alice Clone #2 faces off against Thunderbird in a fast-paced hand to hand combat match. Clone #2 dodges and parries as Thunderbird attempts to connect with some massive punches and kicks that could easily knock down a brick wall if they were to connect. Thunderbird then sweeps the legs out from underneath his much smaller opponent and clenches his fists together in order to bring them down onto the clone’s neck but in the middle of his downward motion Alice #2 takes advantage of a split second opening and shoves her kukri blade up underneath the soft underside of the mutant’s chin which kills him instantly. Baron Mordo is fighting fiercely with Ex. Alice while Blink is throwing her crystals around at the surrounding trees teleporting the center out of them and creating a falling tree zone around Zod, when the recuperated Dixie Kong and Alice Clone #2 come to the aid of their 2 disputing team captains. The battle becomes an out of control melee with everyone fighting everyone else when Baron Mordo blasts Gen. Zod with an attack spell that sends the mighty Kryptonian down to the ground. Ex. Alice runs over to Zod in what looks like a simple chance for her to gloat but once in his vicinity she reveals to him her plan. She tells him that if they could simply find a way to get Blink to open up one of her teleportation portals in the right place than perhaps they could get Unus to fall into it. Zod then pops up and starts flying around the area at an amazing speed while Ex. Alice along with Alice #2 keep Baron Mordo busy with some really cool looking kung fu moves. Dixie Kong, who has been telepathically told the plan by Ex. Alice also starts swinging around the trees. Blink kicks the ape down to the ground but then is knocked to the ground herself by Zod. Zod then quickly moves back in front of Unus as Blink throws 2 of her crystals at him. Zod just barely moves out of the way as the 2 crystals land next to him. The crystals teleport away the ground around Zod who is unaffected by this due to his ability to fly but Unus the Untouchable, whose force field was still unpenetrated by the attack falls beneath the ground around him and in to a dimension of imminent doom. Baron Mordo summons up 2 demons from the netherworld to help him in his battle against Ex. Alice but Alice #2 and Dixie Kong fend them off while Ex. Alice continues to battle with Dr. Strange’s old classmate (and now due to the newest trade with the Horsemen, new teammate as well). This seems to be a great move but Mordo is slowed down by the need to focus so much of his power on controlling the 2 creatures that he is defeated by something as simple as a .40 caliber bullet to the head from the flipping Ex. Alice. Lucky for worn out Alice Clone #2 & outmatched Dixie Kong who were not coming out on top of their own battle: when Mordo, died the 2 demons returned to the world they came from. A triumphant Gen. Zod lands in the center of the fray to receive accolades from his lesser teammates and says “if this 2nd straight win does not prove my imminent superiority and the turn around that I have provided for this team, then what does” when Blink, the character that he duped and then evidently forgot about comes rushing out of the brush with 2 crystals drawn ready to attack Zod. With her arms drawn back ready to attack she to is taken off guard when Ex. Alice jumps out of the tree above her wrapping her leg around Blink’s neck as she comes down and then cracking it as they both hit the ground. Zod finally decides to turn around as Ex. Alice is flipping up and saying “your welcome”. Zod in a brief yet profound second of humility states to Ex. Alice: “perhaps we can both be team leader".
ALICE’S WONDER TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!