George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Right Wing

George Washington’s Slaves are Sandworm #15-20, Delta Squad: Sgt. Marcus Fenix, Dominic Santiago, Augustus “Cole Train” Cole, Damon Baird, Starship Trooper #1-30, Wild Man #1-6, Huckleberry Hound, & Kamilla the Chicken.

The Right Wing is Silver Surfer, The Incredible Hulk, Sandstorm, Capt. Panaka, Zues, Flash, Duncan Idaho Ghola #6, T-Rex #16 & 17, Soldier of Gondor #1-6, Goliath, Gold Dragon #10 & 11, Quinlon Vos, Warpath, Darth Malack, Shintor Beerus, Elephant #1-3, Titanium Man, Sand, Red Sonja.


Fenix yells to his men “alright everybody, I know you don’t all know me as well as my 4 Delta Squad members, but we are in this together, so if we are going to make it out of here alive you are all going to have to listen close. Now lets move, we can fortify our position and take some cover in the sand pit to our left”. “Sand Pit to our left, it looks to me like this whole planet is nothing but a sand pit”. His old friend Dom replies. Marcus answers him with “yeah, whatever quit complaining Dom, and Damon get me one of the leaders of that Trooper brigade they put under our command, maybe one of them can tell us what the hell is going on with this mission”. Damon replies with “Whatever you say boss, but I can’t imagine those guys know any more than we do, they don’t seem to bright to me, but I will say this: I wouldn’t mind getting my hands on some of that tech those guys got. Did you see those guys in practice. They jump like 40 feet in the air”. “Yeah that’s great, just make it happen”. Fenix barks. In a matter of minutes Starship Trooper #1 (with Huckleberry Hound on his back) comes running up to Marcus Fenix and says “you wanted to see me sergeant”. Fenix replies with “that’s right soldier, I need you to tell us what the hell is going on on this planet”. “Well sergeant what has Gen. Washington already told you”. “Washington hasn’t said anything to me yet. I just got thrown in charge of this team and I’m assuming that there are going to be some guys for us to kill”. “Yeah come on is this our whole team or what”? Cole chimes in with. In a slightly more relaxed tone Dom says to the trooper and Huckleberry “have you guys been on this team long”. Trooper #1 says “Yes we have, since the beginning before we even got our desert power from the Murderflies”. “What the hell is a Murderfly and what is desert power”. Marcus asks. Huckleberry Hound looks at the Trooper that is holding him and says “holy crap these guys don’t even know about our Sandworms”. “No kidding” the trooper says “we are gonna need them against this team”. Fenix gets a concerned look on his face and says “Whoa, wait a minute. What exactly are we up against here”. The trooper looks puzzled and says “how don’t you guys know what’s going on. I know that you are all rookies but didn’t you do any research on the teams before you got drafted”. Damon Baird answers for the sergeant with “we don’t even know what the draft is, Assistant Coach Robert E. Lee told us that we were chosen off-list, whatever the hell that means. Now are you gonna tell us what we are up against or not”. The trooper tells them “Well, I’ll try to be quick. This team that we are going up against is called the Right Wing, and they got the Right Stuff, let me tell you. They got this huge green shirtless dude who can lift like 100 tons and then they got this silver dude who flies around on a surf board and blows stuff up”. Cole replies with “yeah, I bet and last night that Arisia chick in the locker room with the green ring told me that I got the biggest”……………. Just than Silver Surfer zooms by at an amazing rate of speed, sending sand flying in every direction and quelling the disbelief of Delta Squad. “We move out”! Fenix screams to his men, who all fall into formation behind him. Fenix yells “Crazy guys, you’re the first wave”. “That’s Wild Men” Huckleberry Hound says to correct him. The 6 Wild Men with Kamilla riding on Wild Man #1’s back rush toward the 3 elephants and 6 Soldiers of Gondor. Wild Man #1 clubs Gondor Soldier #1 in the head to kill him but the remaining soldiers kill both him, Kamilla, and Wild Man #5. The 4 remaining Wild Men go wild on Elephant #1 bringing it to the ground but they are then trampled to death by the 2 remaining elephants. “Screw this, I’m going in” Cole yells as he rushes into the fray leading the 7 troopers that were put under his command by Fenix (#17-23). Augustus, along with his squad begin cutting thru the ranks of the Right Wing, as they throw caution to the wind on their all out attack. They quickly take out Gondor Soldiers #2 & 6, Red Sonja, Elephant #2, & T-Rex #17 with their high powered laser rifles while Augustus is shooting wildly and yelling “Yeah baby you’re ridin The Cole Train now. I’m the biggest & baddest thing this team has got to offer”. Cole feels an amazing sense of pride as he sees The Right Wing fleeing from him with looks of indescribable fright on their faces as he is saying this. Because in his excitement, he has no idea that 3 worms, each the size of Providence, Rhode Island have just popped out of the sand behind him. The mighty Shai Halud sends its enormous bodies sailing into the air in a show that is a truly amazing sight for the people below it, but when they come down with their exposed razor sharp teeth that would be made into crysknifes by the natives of the very planet we are witnessing; along with the mammoth bodies: Cole Train, his Starship Trooper Squad, the remaining T-Rexes & Soldiers of Gondor, both Gold Dragons, Warpath, the powerful possessors of the force Quinlon Vos & Darth Malack, and even Goliath; who is used to dwarfing his opponents is easily consumed by the rampaging makers of the desert. The remaining 3 members of Delta Squad, Huckleberry Hound, and the remaining 23 Starship Troopers scatter as they witness the sheer might of what are supposedly their teammates. While Silver Surfer, Hulk, Zues, Flash, & Titanium Man regroup in a small mountainous area to try to formulate an attack. Capt. Panaka, Duncan Idaho, Sand & Jedi Master Shintor Beerus managed to hop into the transformed Sandstorm in his Dune Buggy form and barely escape with their lives as well. Zues speaks to his team with a confidence that only a leader of gods can possess but even in the back of his Mt. Olympian bred mind he is unsure if the incredible beasts that they just witnessed can actually be destroyed. Silver Surfer flies off on his own with Flash bursting off in the other direction by himself as well, while Zues leads Hulk and Titanium Man back to the spot of the original attack. Sandstorm rips thru the dunes with no desire or plausible plan to defeat the massive creatures that they just witnessed. Instead the Autobot and its 4 passengers loop back around to attempt a sneak attack on the rest of the Slaves. Sgt. Marcus Fenix is just getting his troops back in order when Sandstorm comes crashing thru the dunes behind them. Sand falls out of the transformer on purpose and morphs together with the sand around him. He sends such a huge burst of sand onto the troopers that it engulfs them in their surroundings and suffocates them inside their well-armored suits. Sand manages to take out 6 troopers before the rest of the troopers unload there high tech, futuristic blast rifles into Sandman’s former sidekick and burn him to the last molecule. Shintor Beerus and Duncan Idaho run side by side with each other toward their enemies. Neither Delta Squad, nor the Starship Troopers would have ever thought that 2 men with nothing but melee attacks could have inflicted so much damage on them but with Shintor Beerus’ lightsaber blazing and Duncan Idaho’s sword slicing they do significant damage to the troopers ranks. Duncan manages to take out Sgt. Marcus Fenix along with 3 Starship Troopers, including Trooper #1 and Huckleberry Hound while Beerus kills Dom and 3 Troopers himself as well. But the two skilled swordsmen eventually succumb to the superior fire power of The Starship Troopers. Capt. Panaka stays close to Sandstorm, who is now in his robot form. Sandstorm mows down 2 Starship Troopers and Capt. Panaka kills Damon Baird with a perfectly aimed shot, proving that he is the best shot with a blaster on Arrakis as well as Naboo, but when Sandworm #19 rips thru the dunes below them and then comes back down the sands show virtually no trace of the epic battle that just took place or any of the combatants involved in it. Zues and Titanium Man fly headlong into the massive Sandworm #16 with Hulk leaping along next to them. Titanium Man is of little help as he is brushed aside, and knocked to the ground by the thick skin of the maker and then crushed underneath its mammoth body as if he were Tupperware Man. The god of Thunder conjures up an amazing show of lightning that splits open the side of the Sandworm and partially exposes the massive worm. Hulk than leaps onto the back of the worm to exploit its injury and then stomps his powerful feet right thru the worms skin. Zues takes to the air and then once again conjures every bit of his godly power into the worm sending a bolt of such power into the worm that it actually kills it. Silver Surfer and Flash are moving at incredible speeds next to each other when they split off and both head toward different worms. The 2 speedsters both have similar plans as they travel directly in to the mouths of the beasts. Silver Surfer evades the teeth and then travels thru the body of the great worm and then with an amazingly powerful blast of Cosmic energy blasts his way out of the worm’s thick wall of skin, freeing himself from the worm, and killing it all at the same time. Flash’s plan was similar except that it entailed him vibrating thru the worm’s body, the part that was dissimilar was that unlike Silver Surfer’s plan: it didn’t work. Flash did make it thru the teeth and into the stomach of the maker but once Shai Halud had the hero inside his mighty gullet he was not permitted to leave. Zues and Hulk move on to Sandworm #20 but they do not seem to have the same luck as they had before. Zues once again conjures up his power but the power is wasted when the maker dives back below the dunes for its own safety. When the mighty worm pops back up it snatches the King of Mt. Olympus in its mouth. On its way to retreating back into the sand Hulk grabs on to the back of the worm but the maker continues to dive deeper and deeper into the sand. Even the amazing durability of the Hulk cannot withstand the pressures or the sheer depth of Arrakis which inevitably suffocates the green goliath. Silver Surfer rips thru the airways knowing that his plan, though difficult is working. The Surfer waits for another worm to resurface and then attempts the same trick as before. Once again Silver Surfer flies into the mouth of the huge worm but this time when he does, the very worm that he is inside is attacked by 2 of the other extremely territorial worms. Silver Surfer could have possibly been successful again if the very worm he was inside was not destroyed by the its worm brethren after this battle thrust them all it what to a worm is quarters that are much to close for comfort.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!