Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Right Wing

Le’ Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Right Wing

Le Napoleon Brigade is Emperor Palpatine, Darth Nihilus, Duncan Idaho Ghola #2, Allia Atreides Ghola, Guy Gardner (w/ yellow ring), Power Girl, Skyfire, Allia Atreides, Duncan Idaho Ghola #12, Hecate, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, Man at Arms & Teela, The Jetsons: George, Judy, Jane, Elroy, Astro, Rosey, & Orbitty, Maverick & Astro-Droid #1 in an X-Wing, Atrocikus, Alan Scott, Squeezeplay & Locos, Baron Soontir Fel in a Tie Interceptor, Storm Trooper #51-63, Silver Dragon #2-13, Coleman Trebor, Anakin Solo, Leia Organa (Jedi), Jedi Knight #1-5, Scary Spice, Baby Spice, & Ginger Spice.

The Right Wing is Jedi Knight #16-23, Elite Storm Trooper #1-9, Agent #1 & 2, Jedi Padawan #2-6, & 38, Droid Fighter Ship #1-13, Silver Surfer, Mr. Freeze, Flash, John Stewart, Storm, Duncan Idaho Ghola #6, Quinlon Vos, Red Sonja, Darth Malack, Capt. Mifune, Black Panther, E.T., Druscilla, & Miss Martian.


Although the Brigade still has several free-floating members to its team in this Milky Way setting, a good portion of their team are being protected by vehicles. Both Idahos and both Allias, along with Wonder Woman, Wonder Girl, Man at Arms, & Teela are up in Skyfire’s cockpit area while Coleman Trebor, Anakin Solo, Leia, the 5 Jedis, the 3 spice girls, & The Storm Troopers are in the cargo hold. Skyfire and Hecate flank one another as they move toward The Right Wing’s base of operations. Maverick in his X-Wing is working as a reluctant wing man to Baron Fel in his Tie Interceptor, which has Darth Nihilus stowed away in its small cargo hold. Palpatine (probably due to some sort of force manipulation) has some how managed to grab a seat riding along with the Jetsons in their family space ship. The Right Wing does not have vehicles to support its team but before the battle even begins Mr. Freeze makes an enormous ice meteor which is large enough to support the non-flying members of the team. Once Capt. Mifune and Darth Malack see what Mr. Freeze is capable of they order the team to sit tight and wait for the Brigade to make the first move. Mr. Freeze then builds up the sides of the team’s new icy home so they can easily fortify their position. The 10 Silver Dragons are having some trouble flying with the grace that they are used to without the benefit of gravity so the 13 Droid Fighter ships zoom in and make short work of them with their lasers, except for Silver Dragon #2 who manages to bite down hard on Droid fighter #3, causing it to join them in destruction. A fairly large dogfight ensues when the 12 remaining droid ships all gang up on the 2 fighter ships of the Brigade but; the Brigade’s pilots are much more adept than droid piloted ships. While the stars are being lit up by the firefight Hecate, Skyfire, and George Jetson fly in carefully toward the heavily guarded iceberg of The Right Wing. Not so cautiously coming in to the Right Wing’s base of operations are the 3 unlikely lantern teammates of Alan Scott, Guy Gardner, & Atrocikus being led by Power Girl; but they are diverted from the mini ice planet by John Stewart, Miss Martian, Flash, & Silver Surfer who draw them away to do battle away from the rest of the less than comfortable space fighters. As the 3 ships and Squeezeplay approach, Hecate swings underneath the iceberg while Skyfire and George Jetson fly up to drop their troops on the surface so the battle can begin. Skyfire goes thru with the plan but Darth Sideous convinces George to swing back around and not yet land on the ice. Under heavy fire from the Right Wing Skyfire manages a daring landing on the icy surface and opens up his rear hatch in order to let out the Brigade. The first wave is the 13 Storm Troopers led by Jedi Knight #4, but they are quickly mowed down by the 9 well covered Elite Storm Troopers. Only Elite Trooper #6 is killed in the initial attack. The 13 Storm Troopers do not die in vain though as they make the perfect diversion for the rest of the Brigade to run safely out of Skyfire and begin their attack on The Right Wing. Capt. Mifune sees that their original line has been broken which prompts him to yell “Charge”!! On his command the 9 Elite Storm Troopers Duncan Idaho #6, Red Sonja, & Black Panther run (more like moon jump) toward their oncoming attackers. Squeezeplay lands, diverting the attention of the Jedi Knights. Squeezeplay’s head, Locos transforms into robot form while Squeezeplay transforms into his crab from. The Elite Storm Troopers take aim at the Spice Girls but only Baby Spice is shot because her obese body was large enough to cover the other 2 Spice Girls and protect them from the time being. Scary Spice, or as some call her pepper picks up Jedi Knight #4’s lightsaber and ignites it while Ginger Spice screams her anti-Right Wing battle cry: “Bloody Conservatives, if it weren’t fer you I wilst of had ta change me name from Sexy Spice”. The 2 Spice girls get an A for effort for this brief show of heroism but Capt. Mifune quickly rips them to shreds in his waking tank like apparatus. Man at Arms and Teela find it weird that they are not the only ones wielding medieval type melee weapons in space as they rush toward Red Sonja and use their sword/hammer duo to rip open Sonja’s space suit and expose her to the elements. Drusilla dodges a lightsaber swing from Anakin Solo and then uses her razor sharp nails to rip open his space suit. E.T. begins wrestling around on the space tundra with Allia’s ghola. Despite E.T. being much more comfortable in his surroundings, the toddler killer manages to rip out E.T.’s trachea. Skyfire transforms into his large robot form and stomps on Black Panther and Duncan Idaho #6 but the 2 Agents come running in at speeds that are not possible in space and jump on to the back of the Autobot Jet. The 2 Agents ferociously pound on the Transformer with their fists to make several fairly large holes in his hull and then use their .50 caliber pistols to blast inside of the barely functioning Skyfire and extinguish his spark. Coleman Trebor is being flanked by Jedi Knight #2 as he runs up to do battle with Darth Malack. Master Trebor swings his green lightsaber hard at Lord Malack’s already damaged jaw but Malack ducks out of the way and puts his crimson blade into the chest of Coleman Trebor. The Sith Lord then spins around and takes out Jedi Knight #2 with ease. Mr. Freeze blasts Wonder Woman with his freeze gun and then Quinlon Vos uses the force to rip off another chunk of ice and throw it at Wonder Woman cracking the Amazon princess in half. In a rage Wonder Girl plows thru Elite Storm Troopers #1, 2, & 7 killing them all and ripping Trooper #7’s helmet off during her attack. Wonder Woman’s trusted sidekick then takes the helmet and rockets it at the head of Quinlon Vos cracking open his space helmet and killing the Jedi Master. Squeeze Play uses its claws to rip apart Jedi Knights #19 & 22, as well as Padawan #5, but the remaining 11 Jedis prove to be to much for the Decepticon as Jedi Knight #16 and his padawan (#2) use their lightsabers to finish off Squeezeplay by removing his metal crustacean head. Just when the Jedis believe that they have a moment to rest Locos comes running in to avenge his partner. Taken off guard by the small robot, Locos uses his mini laser cannon to take out Jedi Knights #17, 18, & 23, & Jedi Padawan #4. But Jedi Knight #20 finally kicks the little Decepticon over so his padawan (#6) can stab his lightsaber into the chest of Locos to finish him off. Jedi Knights #1, 3, & 5, led by Leia Organa-Solo move against Capt. Mifune. The Jedi swing their lightsabers rapidly to block the bullets shot by Mifune but Leia leaves the mini battle when she sees an opportunity to go after Drusilla. The Jedi knows that she shouldn’t leave her post and that attachment and revenge are 2 emotions forbidden by the Jedi order, but after what Drusilla did to her son Anakin she can not let her get away. Drusilla leaps at Leia with her nails and teeth exposed to the frigid space but Leia, despite being restrained by a space suit moves with an amazing grace as she avenges her son and relieves Drusilla of her head. Capt. Mifune catches Jedi Knight #1 with a bullet to the head while the other 2 Jedi jump on top of the monstrous piece of equipment that Mifune is maneuvering. Mifune throws Jedi #5 off of him into the side of an icy mountain, breaking his back but before he can do the same to Jedi #3, the Jedi sticks his lightsaber thru the protective bars of Mifune’s contraption and into the defender of Zion’s head. The recent widow Storm is having trouble working her powers in space without an atmosphere to draw from but she conjures up a lightning bolt and sends it into the head of Duncan Idaho #2. As Duncan lay dead, his wife Allia and his future clone Duncan Idaho #12 rush in at amazing speeds to kill Storm with their Atreides blades. Wonder Girl is still hell bent on avenging the death of Wonder Woman so she moves against Mr. Freeze next. She jumps out of the way of his initial ice blast and then punches thru his helmet. This does not kill him as he is still being supported by Oxygen and is unaffected by the cold but once she gets her powerful hand around his throat and gives a good squeeze, it is over fairly quickly for Victor Freeze. Man at Arms and Teela would be a great match for a couple of Jedis and their padawans back home on Eternia but here their weapons are of not much use and they fall pretty quickly to them. Duncan Idaho #12 and the 2 Allias move with the speed of great fighters but have little experience in a space suit. This proves fatal to them as the 2 Agents fight effortlessly in the space surroundings and rip them to shreds. Leia and Wonder Girl stand alone on the ice meteor, out-numbered 13 to 2. Wonder Girl turns to Leia and says “your highness, I think it is time for plan B”. Leia replies with “I said before I didn’t want to go thru with it. Especially when we didn’t get you off in time. The Watchers said that if you die one more time than you aren’t getting resurrected”. “Just do it” Wonder Girl says in reply, “it is our only chance; I just wish I had gotten to know some of you season 2 people a little better”. “I’ll see you in the graveyard, Wonder Girl” Leia says as she uses her communicator to contact Hecate; who, from below the floating iceberg blasts it with a rocket killing all of the people on it. George Jetson turns to Palpatine in his car and says “what the hell are we doing Palpatine”? Those were are friends who just got killed on that iceberg and we just sat in here doing nothing the entire time”. “We have more important things to do for this mission”. Sideous replies. “No! I think you just don’t want to put yourself in danger” Jane says. “Yeah! Mom and Dad are right”. Elroy says in a nasally voice. “You should be ashamed of yourself” adds Rosey the Robot. “Ruff ruff” says Astro. Judy then says “Whatever”, but she wasn’t even talking about the same thing as them and Orbitty says (never mind, I was going to have Orbitty say something but in all honesty I can’t remember if Orbitty actually talks or not). Baron Fel and Maverick are holding their own nicely against the 12 remaining Droid Fighter Ships. Fel and Maverick each managed to take out 2 (1, 4, 6, & 12) with relative ease when Baron Fel tries the crazy plan that Darth Nihilus had thought of before the battle. Droid Ship #2 gets behind Fel’s Interceptor, so Fel opens up the hatch and Darth Nihilus pops out. Darth Nihilus ignites his lightsaber and cuts the ship right down the middle, but Lord Nihilus in his arrogance believes that once he is out in the open he can destroy the rest of the ships just as easily. He is proven wrong as his free-floating body is blow apart by Droid Ship #10. Flash is running circles around his opponents as if he actually has ground to move on when Guy Gardner puts up a thick wall of yellow energy in the path of Barry Allen. The Flash though unlimitlessly fast unfortunately cannot stop quite fast enough as he I disintegrated by the Quwardian ring’s power. Miss Martian then blasts Guy Gardner with her eye beams from behind to take him by surprise and to take out the former green lantern. Atrocikus battles with John Stewart while Silver Surfer rips thru Alan Scott’s green energy defenses to destroy the Golden Age Green Lantern and move on to Power Girl. Atrocikus’ fury overpowers John Stewart’s power as he blocks the attack from Stewart’s green ring and then rains down a fury of red energy swords thru the body of John Stewart. Silver Surfer doubles back to avenge John Stewart while Power Girl squares off with Miss Martian. Power Girl grabs a hold of Miss Martian and launches her an amazing distance away. Power Girl than begins to fly over to the Martian to finish her off but Hecate is already there. In all of her travels Hecate has learned the weaknesses of many planetary beings which is why she grabs Miss Martian and opts for a flame attack which easily destroys her. Silver Surfer flies directly thru the red energy attack of Atrocikus and blasts him with so much cosmic energy that it is hard to tell if he imploded or exploded. Maverick and Baron Fel are tied at 5 droid ship kills each when Power Girl comes flying up and blows apart the last one with her heat vision, filling both of the pilots with disappointment. Silver Surfer than ends this playful exchange when he flies in and blows Baron Fel’s Tie Interceptor apart with his cosmic blasts. Power Girl chases him down and the 2 of them begin pounding on each other with their fists with enough force to bring down a skyscraper. Power Girl knocks the surfer off of his board but when Power Girl follows the fallen surfer to continue her attack The Silver Surfer uses his telepathic link to summon the board back to him. On the way back to retrieve its master The Silver Surfer has the board the fly right into the back of Power Girl’s head, stunning her. Silver Surfer than grabs a hold of his supposedly indestructible board and puts a bend in it as he brings it down hard onto Power Girl’s skull. Silver Surfer then feels a strange feeling come over him as he climbs back on his surf board to resume the battle. Once the telepathic link between the board and the surfer was made to go over a much larger than normal distance Darth Sideous was able to use the unnatural powers of the force to gain a mental foothold on the situation and bring the Silver Surfer in closer without him destroying what was left of the team. Palpatine orders George Jetson to slowly fly over to Silver Surfer and surrender. Jane says “have you seen my wig around, I feel naked without it” oh wait that’s a song I meant to say Jane says “George, don’t do it. This is a death match, we aren’t allowed to surrender”. “DO IT”! Palpatine yells. So George listens. When the Jetsons put on their breathing apparatuses and open their cockpit to surrender to the mighty sentinel of the skies The Silver Surfer says “I feel no joy in destroying lesser life forms but this is a death match and I must do what is necessary”. Then Palpatine, who appeared to the Silver Surfer to be a crippled old man in the corner, throws off his black robe and blasts Silver Surfer with an enormous and deadly amount of Sith Lightning (so much that it shorted out and blew up Rosey and killed Elroy). The Dark Lord of the Sith then jumps out of the cockpit and onto the surf board while he is igniting his red lightsaber. Palpatine then force pushes the stunned Silver Surfer off of his own board and flies in to give him enough momentum to stick his lightsaber thru the hardened protective skin of Silver Surfer. It only takes Palpatine a few minutes on the way back to the base to convince the Jetsons that Elroy and Rosey’s death were Silver Surfer’s fault and that they were the battle’s true heroes.
LE’ NAPOLEON BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!