Pop Superstar Hannah Montana and Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos vs Xavier's Annihilation Squad

Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos are Dave Bowman: The Starchild, Gen. Grievous, The Colonial Marines: Apone, Hicks, Gorman, Bishop, Ferro, Dietrich, Hudson, Spunkmeyer, Vasquez, Drake, Frost, Crowe, & Wierzbowski, Ellen Ripley, Agamemnon & Juno, Xerxes, Dante, Tllaloc, Octane, Tracks, Rodimus Prime, (movie) Blackout, Smokescreen, The Giant Insecticons: Venom, Ransack, Barrage, & Chop Shop, Vindicator, The Crew of Icarus 2 (with their ship), Dr. Doom, Frank Poole, HAL 9000, Angel, Worf, Bizarro, Black Adam, Parallax, Ben Kenobi & Astro-Droid #19 in an X-Wing, Nightmare, Ms. Marvel, Maxima, Mary Marvel, Erasmus, Luminara Unduli & Barriss Offee, & Dozer #1.

Xavier’s Annihilation Squad is Queen Alien #1-10, Ursa, Mary Embrey, Metroplex, The Aerialbots, The Terrorcons, Eradicator, (movie) Bonecrusher, (movie) Barricade, Brainstorm & Arcana, Darth Bane, Apocalypse, T-X, Nemesis Enforcer, Gorilla Grodd, Reverse Flash, Dr. Octopus, Hobgoblin, Rick O'Connell, Darth Voltress, Darth Ocron, Sailor Moon, & Marvin the Martian.

Ever since Dr. Doom’s press release, The Commandos have been walking on eggshells in the locker room. They all know that they have to prove their worth, otherwise will have to face the wrath of Doom. The Annihilation Squad arrives and quickly overshadows their opponents with their main weapon, Metroplex. “Fools. You think that this overgrow robot can defeat me? For I am Doom!” shouts the Latverian dictator. “Titans! Dismantle Metroplex!” On this order, The Commandos five Titans fly in and start firing on the enormous Autobot. Metroplex extends his huge arm and grabs Juno out of mid-air (or would it technically be mid-space?) and crushes her within in his mighty grasp. This is something very new and unusual for the Titans, since they themselves are extremely large robots, but are dwarfed by the sheer size of Metroplex. The rest of the Titans continue their assault, keeping their guns locked on Metroplex. The Aerialbots fly in to give him some aid, as he is taking on quite a bit of damage. Metroplex does however severely damage Dante with his dual ion pulse rifles. But that the squad doesn’t realize is that this is all part of Dr. Doom’s plan. The Icarus 2 flies in carrying its normal crew, but Frank Pool, Dozer #1 and the newly installed HAL 9000. They weave through the Titans/Autobots firefight, taking several wayward shots in the process, but luckily the powerful mirrors that cover the ship, deflect most of the blasts. “What the hell are we doing in the middle of this?!” yells Mace. “I’ve got no idea! I can’t control the ship!” replies Kaneda. “I’m sorry Kaneda. But I have assumed command of the Icarus 2. It’s part of our mission,” calmly states HAL 9000. It’s then when they all realize Doom has sent them on a suicide mission. “This is the most effective way, Kaneda,” says HAL. The Icarus 2 then maneuvers up Metroplex and dives right into his mouth. The giant Autobot then lurches forwards and snaps back in a blinding explosion caused by the nuclear device the Icarus 2 was carrying. The sheer force of the blast knocks everyone back for a moment and incinerates Nightmare, Sailor Moon and Vindicator in the process. Rodimus Prime then takes his team of Ms. Marvel, Worf and Ben Kenobi with Astro Droid #19 in an X-Wing to continue their team’s attack. Bonecrusher, Nemesis Enforcer, Gorilla Grodd, and Darth Bane then meet them. The overzealous Bonecrusher immediately attacks Rodimus Prime. The matured Hot Rod easily evades the Decepticon’s attack and counters it with a swift spin kick. Rodimus then takes aim and blows Bonecrusher away with his photon rifle. Worf, armed with his bat’leth, squares off against Nemesis Enforcer on a nearby asteroid. Both, masters of hand-to-hand combat, they attack each other with all of their might. Neither is landing many blows on the other, but Nemesis Enforcer manages to knock away Worf’s bat’leth with his gauntlets. He then kicks the Klingon down, who retaliates by firing his phaser at the Cobra-La strongman, but he manages to block it with his bat-like wings. As Worf gets back up on his feet, he is blasted from behind with Sith lightning, courtesy of Darth Bane. Nemesis Enforcer finishes him off by stomping on his neck. Ms. Marvel, then without warning blasts Rodimus Prime as hard as she can. “Carol! What are you doing?!” yells Rodimus. “I don’t know! I can’t control myself,” replies Ms. Marvel. She keeps blasting at Rodimus, who thus far has been able to block most of the attack. “Rodimus, It’s Grodd. He’s taken control of Ms. Marvel’s mind, I can sense it,” says Ben Kenobi. “I’ll take care of him.” Master Kenobi flies his X-Wing in and blasts the gorilla away, which severs his mental link with Ms. Marvel. Dr. Doom then blasts Ms. Marvel with a massive amount of energy, frying her completely. “What are you doing Doom?!” shouts Rodimus Prime. “Such weakness will not be tolerated on this team,” Dr. Doom sternly replies. “Obama will hear of this,” adds Ben Kenobi. “Oh, I am counting on it Master Jedi,” responds Doom. Meanwhile on a massive asteroid all of the non-fliers are battling it out. “Man did you see what Doom did to Ms. Marvel? That’s f*&%# up man,” says Hudson. “Just stay focused Private,” says Lt. Gorman. “Hey that’s just too bad, she was a nice piece of tail,” jokes Frost. Sgt. Apone snaps back “you secure that s#^! Soldier.” The Colonial Marines make their way through the jagged terrain with no enemies in sight. Ferro is then yanked into the shadows, never to be seen again. Dietrich then screams for a moment, before being silenced forever. They finally get a visual of their opponents, ten Queen Aliens. “Great. Another bug hunt,” grumbles Hicks. Vasquez and Drake jump up to point and manage to mow down Queen Alien #3 with their M56 Smart Guns. Bishop is grabbed by Queens #4 and 6 and ripped in half. Hicks and Apone target Queen #1 and open fire on it. They are able to injure it, but it whips its tail around and impales Apone. Hicks then gets right up underneath the Queen’s head and fires his Ithaca 37 pump action shotgun into its jaw. Unfortunately he is then showered with its acid blood, which eats away at his body, killing him. Queen Alien #2 makes quick work of Spunkmeyer by picking him up and biting his head clean off. Ripley then, being the ultimate badass that she is, grabs Hicks’s grenade launcher and fires it at Queen #10, blowing it away. Vasquez and Drake are keeping their guns locked on Queen #2, eventually taking it down, but they don’t see Queen Alien #6 sneaking up behind them. It bursts its second mouth/head thing through the back of Drake’s head while simultaneously driving its tail through Vasquez. Queen Aliens #7 – 9 surround Frost, Crowe and Wierzbowski and rip through them before they can even get a shot off. Now Gorman and Hudson regroup with Ripley as the six remaining Queen Aliens begin to converge on them. They all draw their weapons up, ready to fire in a final stand, but all of a sudden every single Queen Alien is split in half by a flurry of lightsabers. Once the remains of the Queens drop to the ground, they see the unlikely combination of General Grievous, Luminara Unduli and Barriss Offee standing before them. “Whoa, thanks man,” says a relieved and surely soiled Hudson. “Do not thank me human. I only do as Doom orders,” Grievous snaps back as he leaves to find more victims. “Aaaarrrgggg!” screams both Gorman and Hudson as Marvin the Martian kills them with his disintegration ray. Luminara grabs him with the Force and Barriss cuts his bowling ball-like head off. Rick O’Connell has once again found himself battling a supernatural foe, this time it’s Angel. “How do I always get into these messes?” Rick asks himself as he fights off Angel. “You think you have it bad? One time, I got transformed into a muppet!” Angel quips back as he kicks O’Connell to the ground. The vampire then leaps on top on Rick, fangs drawn, and about to bite down for the kill, but lucky for O’Connell the floating asteroid is showered with sunlight, which vanquishes Angel and saves Rick’s ass. “Huh? Well that was easy,” Rick says to himself as he brushes of the dust that was once Angel. The Titans/Autobots firefight is still going strong. The Aerialbots are outmatched in power, but are much faster and are able to evade a lot of the Titans’s attacks. Fireflight hits the already damaged Dante with his firefog, which inflicts even more, and ultimately fatal damage to the Titan. Brainstorm and Arcana fly in to give the Aerialbots a hand, but Erasmus jumps onto Brainstorm and links into him. Brainstorm is then astonished and awestruck by the sheer intelligence of the Thinking Machine. He is the blindsided by several rockets fired from Agamemnon, which kills Erasmus, Brainstorm and Arcana. The Aerialbots finally merge to form Superion, and he immediately fires his electrostatic discharger rifle at Tllaloc, which shorts him out temporarily. Doom then orders the Titans to focus their attack on the seams where the five Aerialbots merge, which works, forcing them to split apart again. This time Blackout flies in and hits them all with an EMP blast, which stuns them all. The Titans seize this opportunity and fire several rockets, blowing the Aerialbots up. The Terrorcons quickly mobilize and attack the now exhausted Titans. Blot and Cutthroat claw at the weakened Tllaloc. Blot fires his slime gun, which starts eating through Tllaloc’s powerful armor. Cutthroat then fires his double-barreled magnetizer rifle, which causes the Titan’s armor to literally rip itself apart. Knowing that the Titans survival is a key component to victory, Dr. Doom sends the Deluxe Insecticons in to help. As Rippersnapper, Sinnertwin and Hun-Grr attack Agamemnon; Barrage leads the three other Insecticons and fires a non-stop stream of explosive energy bursts that knock the Terrorcons away from their teammates. The Terrorcons respond by forming Abominus, who grabs a hold of Ransack and pulls him apart at the legs as if he was a wishbone. Chop Shop and Venom both quickly fall as well to Abominus’s overwhelming strength. Ben Kenobi flies his X-Wing in and starts firing on the massive Decepticon, but is swatted down as if he were a fly. Rodimus Prime, along with Octane and Smokescreen all fly in to assist the Titans and Barrage with Abominus. Smokescreen fires his two shoulder-mounted missiles, Octane hits him with his liquid flamethrower, and Blackout hit Abominus with an EMP. This attack allows Agamemnon and Xerxes to blast Abominus with several missiles. Once the blasts clear, the Commandos see Abominus is barely scratched and is continuing his assault. He crushes Smokescreen with his bare hands. Dr. Doom then instructs Parallax to end this nuisance. Parallax flies in and bombards Abominus with an extreme amount of yellow energy, which obliterates the Terrorcons entirely. Reverse Flash, Dr. Octopus, and Hobgoblin are the jumped by General Grievous. Dr. Octopus attempts to ensnare the cyborg with his tentacles, but just ends up getting them cut off by Grievous’s four lightsabers, and is then killed. Hobgoblin blows off two of Grievous’s extra limbs with some pumpkin bombs before being run through by a lightsaber. Reverse Flash then runs and snatches up the two lightsabers that were being held by General Grievous’s missing limbs. He proceeds to zip all over the asteroid, dodging Grievous’s attacks and in the process cutting him apart piece by piece, until finally the cyborg is reduced to scrap. Reverse Flash tries to do the same to Luminara Unduli and Barriss Offee, but the Force allows them to see such an attack coming and they quickly spin their lightsabers around, slicing Reverse Flash in half. But now they find themselves surrounded by the rare sight of three Sith Lords. Darth Bane quietly waits as Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron rush in to attack the two Jedi. Luminara and her Jedi Padawan move together and engage the Sith slowly and gracefully and are able to cut Voltress and Ocron down with little hesitation. However the powerful Darth Bane would prove to be much more difficult. Bane targets the Padawan first with a brilliant and deadly, purple, blast of Sith lightning. In fact, the electric voltage of the lightning was so strong that Barriss died instantly upon contact and her body literally became burned and charred. Luminara then leaps at the Sith Lord with her lightsaber drawn and clashes with his. But that was exactly what Darth Bane hoped for. He crushes her hand with his strength, causing her to drop her lightsaber, and then wraps her in a bear hug and crushes her spine. He is then knocked off of his feet by a fast uppercut, courtesy of Mary Marvel. “Let’s see you try that on me!” she exclaims. And before he is able to get up onto his feet, she grabs him and flies as fast as she can towards the sun. She then serves the Sith Lord up to Black Adam who punches him hard, sending him into the sun. “Nicely done, Mary,” says Black Adam. “Now lets finish this fight.” This of course is easier said than done, as they are both knocked back by powerful blows from Ursa and Mary Embry. The two Mary’s fight ferociously as Black Adam squares off against the Kryptonian. Eradicator tries to fly in and tip the scales but is blindsided by Bizarro and Maxima. “You am Superman,” says Bizarro. “You am friend,” he says as he belts Eradicator in the face, shattering his 90’s style sunglasses. (seriously, those things were ridiculous looking.) Eradicator then fires his energy blasts at Maxima and well… eradicates her. Mary Marvel meanwhile has her hands full with Mary Embry. The two Mary’s fight tooth and nail. And I mean that, there’s actually a lot of scratching and biting in this showdown. The fight doesn’t end, until Mary Marvel grabs a hold of Mary Embry and shouts “SHAZAM!” and a lightning bolt shoots down from the heavens and fires right through Mary Embry, killing her. (Yeah I know… Lightning in space?? But it’s magic lightning, so it’s plausible.) Apocalypse, T-X and Barricade have engaged the remaining Transformers and Titans in battle. Apocalypse instantly shows why he is a premier force on Xavier’s Annihilation Squad by slicing Xerxes in half with his now changed blade arm. He then disposes of Tracks, Barrage and Blackout by blasting the fuel cargo of Octane, which obliterates all four of them. T-X attempts to override Agamemnon’s circuitry, but this plan backfires as Agamemnon, turns his lasers on his attacker and destroys the Terminator. Barricade tries to attack Rodimus Prime, but the Autobot leader is just too cunning for him. Barricade flails his tire and spike mace at him, but Rodimus dodges the attack and flips behind him, blasting him in the back at point blank range. Nemesis Enforcer flies over to try and aid Eradicator in his battle against Bizarro but is hit by a powerful bolt of yellow energy from Parallax, which disintegrates the warrior. Black Adam is beating back Ursa with all his might, but it is not killing her. She flies up and punches him right in the stomach, and then brings her elbows down onto his neck. Mary Marvel flies in and drop kicks the Kryptonian. It is unsure if Ursa would have killed Black Adam with her next blow (and I would assume she would have) but the combination of Mary Marvel and Black Adam is just too much for her to overcome. The two wielders of the ancient Egyptian gods overpower her and eventually destroy the Kryptonian with a combination of strength and teamwork. Eradicator finally manages to free himself from the fight with Bizarro and knows that only Apocalypse survives on his team. With this knowledge, Eradicator tries to inflict as much damage to the Commandos as he can before he himself falls. He flies with great speed and literally blows through Agamemnon, more specifically, the housing that holds his brain. He then vaporizes Ellen Ripley with a powerful blast of heat vision. It is then when Dr. Doom calls upon his “Ace in the hole” to end this confrontation. Dave Bowman: The Starchild appears out of nowhere and relieves The Eradicator of any physical bonds. “Doom! You yet again underestimate me! I am Apocalypse! You cannot defeat me with this mere lightshow!” bellows Apocalypse. “No it is you who are foolish! This is no simple lightshow, for it is The Starchild, the harbinger of your doom!” responds Dr. Doom. Apocalypse then grows exponentially and unleashes every ounce of energy that he has, but Dave Bowman doesn’t even flinch and in a fraction of a moment wipes Apocalypse from existence.

POP SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA AND BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!