Part 2: Week 2 Consolation Matches: The Untouchables vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyaatches

The Untouchables are Horatio Caine, Madame Razz & Broom.

Beckerman’s Backyardigan Beeyaatches are Skrull #1 and The Beast from Beauty and the Beast.

Horatio Caine and Madame Razz with Broom walk into the house that is Tim Cheveldae’s. They are greeted at the door by Mr. Cheveldae, who is very happy to see them in. Horatio takes his sunglasses off and says, “It doesn’t seem like I’ll be needing these babies for the match, you mind if I put them on your counter?” Tim says he does not care and the four of them walk into the living room. Tim offers his guests a drink and they sit down for a nice chat. They sat and drank their drinks for a while before anything really happened.

“So when is the other team showing up?” An excited Madame Razz asks Mr. Cheveldae. “Well, actually they already showed up. He got mean really quick so I had to subdue him. He is upstairs if you would like to see him.”

The four of them begin to walk up the stairs and Horatio notices that Madame Razz and Broom are walking a little funny. Tim then shows his guests to one of his upstairs bedrooms and shows them a tied up Beast lying on the ground. “Wow Mr. Cheveldae, you certainly are brave and strong to be able to take down a beast like that.” Madame Razz says.

“Yeah, a little too strong if you ask me.” Horatio points out to the homeowner. Just then the Beast began to struggle and Tim shouted, “Oh crap you guys, I think he is getting loose.” Horatio ran over to keep the rope around the hands of the beast until he realized that the rope wasn’t even tied to begin with. Horatio then looked behind him and saw Tim Cheveldae running out of the room and slamming the door behind him.

Horatio quickly ran towards the door to open it back up, but before he was able to get to it, the Beast had picked up Broom and thrown him directly at the back of Caine. This knocked Caine over and sent him crashing into the wall. The Beast then smacked Madame Razz out of the way and picked up broom again, this time breaking it in half with his knee. Horatio sensing that this match may be over very quickly pulled out his gun to discharge it on the Beast. Unfortunately for him though, Madame Razz, who by this time looked violently ill began to utter some words that were an attempt at a spell. This spell meant well, but instead of turning the Beast into butter, she turned Horatio’s gun into Margarine. The now defenseless Horatio struggled to get up off of the floor, by this time noticing that he was feeling very dizzy as well. Though Horatio was able to eventually re-gain his footing, it didn’t help him very much as the Beast began to beat the Miami detective to death with his mighty claws.

“I was always a bigger fan of Grissom anyways” the Beast says this as he proceeds to beat the living hell out of the now dead detective. The Beast then stands over his victim with a feeling of great pride, that is only a short lived feeling though, as he suddenly feels like his insides are on fire. In reality, Madame Razz had cast a spell on him that turned his organs inside out. The spell was cast correctly this time and as Madame lied on the ground, she watched, as the Beast’s innies became outies. The now completely exhausted and violently ill Madame Razz tried to get up but was instantly kicked back to the ground by the foot of Tim Cheveldae. “Why Tim, why would you do this to us?” Tim then looked at her and said, “He didn’t, I did”. Tim Cheveldae then turned back into Skrull #1 and kicked in the face of Madame Razz.

“Oh by the way, I hope you all liked the arsenic cocktails I made for you. They were easier to make then I thought they would be” A cocky Skrull #1 said to the now dead members of the Untouchables. Skrull #1 then turned back around to his now dead opponents and said, “I’ll make them for you anytime”

“That’s okay buddy, I think I’ll have to pass on one of those” Tim Cheveldae says to Skrull #1 right after he smashes him on the head with Felix Potvin’s hockey stick. “That one was for tying me up, this one is for killing the old lady.” Tim then beat the Skrull over the head until it was fairly apparent that he was dead. Tim then stood over the dead body of the Skrull and said, “Not in my house Mother F*@$*%”.

Though they are all dead, Beckerman’s Backyardigan Beeyaatches are Victorious!