Saturday, March 20, 2010

Week 3 Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. TEAM

Xavier's Annihilation Squad is: Darth Scarz, Darth Voltress, Darth Ocron, Ancient Sith Lord #1-7, & 15, Metron, Dark Dragon, Wookie Soldier #1-24, & Rogue the Bat.

TEAM is: Ultraman, Owlman, Power Ring, White Martian, Johnny Quick, Imperiex, The Shining Force with Bokken, Depa Billaba, Padawan, Crutus Penari, Padawan, Frodo, Zombie Jedi Knight #36 (a.k.a. Zedi Knight), Peter Sosa with Mandalorian Armor, and Sarah Wilson.


The sky of Coruscant is a neon blur as the Crime Syndicate patrol the street.
"An planet that is entirely city? This is amazing. I mean can you imagine how many more banks Coruscant has than a normal planet?" said Owlman.

"Now is not the time." said Ultraman in response. "Peter, lets go look this way."

Pete activated the jets on his Mandalorian armor and Followed Ultraman away from Owlman, Power Ring, and Johnny Quick.

Power Ring was acting twitchy, you see, Volthoom, the Monk Spirit that was trapped in side his mind had decided to sing every single song he could think of by "The Cure" and whenever Power Ring would object, Volthoom would simply remind him that with great power comes great irritation.

Johnny Quick was literally twitchy, he had accidentally dosed himself with a few death sticks when he went off in search of Speed Juice before the fight. However he did manage to get his hands on a "fix" the lights speeding by overhead were not doing him any favors in maintaining his cool.

Meanwhile the entirety of the Shining Force and Bokken were hopelessly lost in the endless roads and intersections of the city... err.. planet... err both...

Depa Billaba, Crutus Penari, and the Padawan had split from the group to patrol for the enemy team.

Imperiex was on his own stomping through the city having trouble imagining anything that could give him much trouble.

Frodo and Sarah were pushing around a metal cage with the Zombie Jedi Knight in it. Clearly he couldn't be trusted but he was too valuable to destroy.

Metron was in his chair disguised above the streets in the passing traffic. Deciding how best to deal with the enemy. He decides that he should spend his time analyzing his enemies for weaknesses.

Finished with his research, Metron first whispers in Rogue the Bat's ear, instructing her that there is a valuable jewel on the finger of the green one with the X on his chest.

This serves as a catalyst. The first domino in the chain. The white martian saw Rogue the Bat and moved to attack her, but Dark Dragon had been informed by Metron that the martians weakness is fire. The dragon makes quick work of the martian with a blast from it's breath.

Seeing the dragon killing the white martian sends Ultraman into a rage. It's not that he cared about the martian, he just hates losing. Ultraman flies directly into the mouth of the Dark Dragon, exploding him from the inside.

Metron saw this and realized that the only way to defeat Ultraman would be to sacrifice himself. Metron calmly flew to Ultraman who was still covered in steaming gore. Ultraman then taunted the god-like Metron.

"What can you possibly do to Me..."
In response, Metron simply whispered the Anti-Life equation into Ultraman's Ear. Ultraman was done for. His will to live was gone completely.

Ultraman then confronted Imperiex determined that the hulking robot assist his suicide... Imperiex was happy to oblige as he has always enjoyed putting the hurt on anything with a spit-curl haircut. Just as Imperiex was about to destroy Ultraman with his chest cannon Pete Sosa flew into the fight.

However Pete still wasn't very practiced with the jetpack and he accidentally activated the rocket mounted on his back and it struck Imperiex's Chest cannon... The resulting explosion Vaporized a Smiling Ultraman who was thrilled to be through with life and threw Pete violently against one of the planet's many buildings, the plate glass window severing his torso neatly in two, the jets still firing on his upper body as his legs fell to the ground below. The exploding corpse of Imperiex crushed 10 of the wookie soldiers when he smacks the streets below.


Metron then moved to handle the next group of enemies, but he saw that The Shining Force and Bokken were still hopelessly lost in the big city and there was no danger from them.

Back in the fight, Power ring had easily dispatched Rogue the Bat. He was searching for Johnny Quick so they could team up and take on the ancient Sith Lords that were slowly approaching. Unfortunately Johnny Quick had found more death sticks.

Johnny Quick had an addictive personality and the resulting death stick / speed juice cocktail sent him over the edge, his body simply couldn't handle the stress and he collapsed.

Sarah and Frodo were about to release the Zombie Jedi Knight, to back up power ring. Unfortunately in the process the Zombie had bit off Frodo's middle finger. Screaming in pain Frodo quickly passed out. The Zombie was just about to turn on Sarah when every single Wookie Soldier from The Annihilation Squad surrounded it. Sarah took this time to slip away as the bowcaster bolts took the zombie jedi apart piece by piece.

Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron appeared to lead the Ancient Sith Lords into combat against Power Ring. Power Ring managed to kill Sith Lord 1,2,3,4, and 5 before being pulled apart by the force powers of Ocron and Voltress.

Ocron, Scarz and Voltress squared off against Depa and Crutus. Crutus reflexively attempted to block an overhead swing from Voltress but the blades passed effortlessly through eachother, Crutus' body was bisected from scalp to belt buckle, unfolding like a peeled banana.

At the sight of this, Depa fled the scene grabbing the padawan learners on her way out.

Owlman witnessed the rest of his team retreating or dead, and decided that a hasty retreat was in his best interest.

Xaviers Annihilation Team is Victorious.

For TEAM: The Shining force, and Bokken never find their way to battle, Sarah Wilson, Depa Billaba, the Padawan's flee. Owlman, scurries off in the night to fight another day. Frodo is alive, but infected with the Zombie Virus.

Xavier's has lost Wookies 1-10, The Dark Dragon, and Rogue the bat.

2 comments:

Ryan said...

Tried to warn you Ed. This happened to me last season. I gave Amy a ring, and the next thing I knew, she beats me in a FFL match.

Congrats to Sarah. Looks like you could be the new dominant force in the National League.

Josh the Commish said...

The Red Lightsaber was given to King Richard the Lionhearted (who is anxious to get a 2nd chance @ battle). His cost is plus 3.