Built Ford Tough is Aslan the Lion, The Beatles: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison & Ringo Starr, Jeff Houslander w/Red Lantern Ring, Darkwing Duck, Diego, Baby Jaguar, and Dawson Leery.
Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade is Namora, Namorita, John Locke and Sando Aqua Monster.
Due to the fact that this match is completely underwater, Built Ford Tough’s entire starting team is all inside the Beatles’ Yellow Submarine. “Hey Paul, what’s that?” asks John Lennon as he sees John Locke’s lifeless body sinking past a porthole. But before Paul can respond, the Yellow Submarine is being violently shaken by the Sando Aqua Monster. The incredibly massive monster uses his powerful arms to crush the Yellow Submarine and tear it open, allowing it to consume the passengers.
“Are you kidding me?” asks Namorita. “That’s it? We didn’t even get to do anything!” She is then smacked in the face by a red energy blast. “Suck on that!!” exclaim Jeff Houslander as he swims towards the two Atlanteans. He’s used his Red Lantern ring to create a force field around himself so he can survive underwater for this extended period of time. As he is swimming towards his foes, the Sando Aqua Monster comes up from behind him and swallows him whole. But moments later, the monster’s head viciously explodes in a burst of red energy and blood. “YOU MOTHERF#$@%#!!! TRY AND EAT ME WILL YOU! YOU SON OF A B!*%#!!” shouts Jeff Houslander. But this blinding rage, has allowed Namora to quickly swim up to him and snap his neck, ending this blow out.
LE’ NAPOLEON’S BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!!!
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Jeff kills The Sando Aqua Monster. Talk about street cred.
Tough Break Jared. Congrats Julie!!
Built Ford Tough: All Dead.
Le' Napoleon's Brigade: Namora and Namorita survive.
I love that RL Jeff has been the star of the league this season. Just like a double cheeseburger from Mcdonald's, I'm lovin it!
Great comment Lickolas. I miss you writing every week.
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