Tuesday, March 15, 2011

George Washington's Slaves Vs. Built Ford Tough

George Washington's Slaves are Sandworm #15-20, Santa Claus, Corbin Dallas, Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Zach Morris, A.C. Slater, Samuel "Screech" Powers, Lisa Turtle, Kelly Kapowski, & Jesse Spano.

Built Ford Tough is Arachnid #1-12 & Sardakaur Terror Troop #1-6.

"Come on kids, pick a reindeer and jump on its back; and be quick about it cause this is one list I'm not gonna have time to check twice". Santa yells to his troops. "What's going on, the match hasn't even started yet" Slater says indignantly. "Yeah, I'm not sure we should have to take orders from you anyway, and besides The Zack Attack never retreats" says Zack. Corbin Dallas then yells back: "Listen up preppy, you don't wanna be here when the s*&t that is about to happen goes down, now listen to Saint Nick and get your a** on a deer". As Zack is getting on Donner, Slater on Dasher, Lisa on Comet, Kelly on Cupid, Jesse on Prancer, Screech says (while he is getting on Blitzen): "Yeah Zack, who doesn't want to listen to that Jolly Old Elf" (uproarious laugh-track laughter ensues). They all hold on tight as Santa pulls up on the reigns and gets his crew far away from the fight. Sardakaur #2 turns to Sardakaur #4 and says: "I've got a bad feeling about this. The last time Sardakaur were sent in to the desert they got slaughtered by a bunch of woman and children". "That's nothing but a myth"! Sardakaur #3 retorts angrily. At that moment the six enormous sandworms come crashing out of the sand and begin battling with each other for territorial pride. Both Sandworm #18 & 19 are killed in this battle of city-dwarfers. It is not because the sandworms are without eyes that they do not notice that they easily killed the twelve arachnids and 6 Terror Troops.
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!

3 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

Slaves: Santa, Corbin, Sandworm #15-17, & 20, & The Zack Attack survive.

Ford: All dead.

Artifact said...

Did the reindeer survive as well?

Nice match sir.

Josh the Commish said...

Yes Artifact, they did.