Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living TogetherVs. Better Than All of You

Better Than All of You is The Rock, Oderus Urungus, Stone Cold Steve Austin, 2 Cobra Vipers


Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family are

Spawn, Gingerbread People #1-3, Mr. mint (w/ a blue lightsaber), Gramma Nut, King Kandy, Jolly, Plumpy, Princess Lolly, Queen Frostine, Lord Licorice (w/ a blue lightsaber), & Gloppy the Mollasses Monster,and Smurf #7


11:09 Griffin finally gets to Josh’s apartment. The Candy Land Crew is standing out side looking very angry.

Jolly: Dude where have you been, we have been standing here since Monday! Eah, Why do you smell like hot garbage covered in ketchup and mustard? And dude are you bleeding? DUDE WHAT THE ….DUDE?

Griffin: First off my bad. I did not realize you guys had been here that long and I’ve been really busy, again my bad. Second, I smell like this because I’ve just spent the last thirteen hours cooking garbage and putting ketchup and mustard, among other things, on top of said garbage. And lastly I don’t know what that is, it’s probably dried turkey or beef blood.

Griffin smells the substance then licks it.

Jolly: DUDE!!!

Griffin: I was way off, its chipotle barbecue.

Jolly: Okay can we just get this thing going already.

Griffin: Yea no problem, lets go.

Griffin opens the door and proceeds to Josh’s big red couch, which he does not remember from before but figures it’s the best place to watch the match. THE DOOR FLINGS OPEN

The Rock: CAN YOU SMELELLELELELELELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN.

The rock charges the 3 Ginger bread people and easily smashes them to bits. He now turns his attention to the rest of the crew, who are a little intimidated but quickly realize they have him out numbered and out gunned.

The Rock: THE ROCK IS ABOUT TO LAY THE SMACK DOWN ON ALL YOU CANDY A** JABRONIES!

Princess Lolly: Oh yea well we’ve got you outnumbered.

Just then Stone Cold Steve Austin jumps through the window along with the 2 cobra vipers. The two tag teams rush the Candy Land Crew, and even though they have light sabers, the years of battle experience the four members of better than all of you poses allow them to easily snap the necks, break the backs, and crush the skulls of the Candy Crew.
Thinking they are victorious The four team mates high five, but as soon as their hands touch chains shoot out of the couch Griffin is sitting on and impale the men’s hands together. Spawn throws Griffin off and stands up, with no possible means of escape spawn takes his time killing the four men. starting with the cobra viper’s 2 and 3. Spawn decides to see if he can fit Cobra viper #2’s head, helmet and all, up Cobra Viper#3’s butt hole. He is successful, but neither man lives and Josh’s carpeting is again covered In blood and fecal matter. Next he dangles stone cold upside down and using his chain again slowly peels the skin from stone colds body. Now it’s the Rock’s turn and he arguably gets it the worst. Spawn uses his Necro-energy to cook The rock from the inside out which took about 20 minutes. Late as usual, Oderus Urungus finally walks in.

Oderus: Dude why didn’t you guys wait for me? I told you guys Ied be here. What you don’t think I like killing people? You didn’t save me anybody.

Spawn: Were not on the same team dick.

Oderus: Oh yeah.

Spawn wraps his chains around Oderus’s head and pops his skull open spewing green liquid everywhere. Obviously spawn is not aware that Oderus’s has had his skull crushed far to many times to count and built up somewhat of an immunity to it, which allows him ignite his light saber and cut spawns head off.

Oderus: AAAWWWW Come on were is the blood? I hate this thing. SCORE space crack.

Oderus has spotted a little blue and white object on the floor which he believes to be space crack when in fact its smurf #7. Who was immediately smoked by oderus.


Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family: ALL DEAD


Better Than All of You: Oderus Urungus survives

Better Than All of You is victorious!