Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. The Right Wing

Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Calypso, Tracy Strauss, The Wonder Twins: Zan & Jayna w/ Gleek, & Navy S.E.A.L. #50.

The Right Wing is Poseidon, Kit Fisto, Phibian #11, Magwai #3, & Smurf #3.


Gleek drowns almost instantly, once the match begins; but this shouldn’t be to disheartening for the management of Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve, because up until this point, Gleek had actually never been on the team. I just felt that it wasn’t right to have The Wonder Twins be in without their pet monkey (**NOTE* to Matt*: from this point on, consider Gleek as part of your team, anytime you play either of The Wonder Twins, he will be with them for free *OFFICIAL RULING* (it sure is nice being the commish)). The Smurf drowns almost as quickly as Gleek, and then the match officially begins. The Magwai is replicating at a ridiculous rate as it is completely submersed in water. The balls of fresh magwai are filling up the coral reefed bottom of the setting. Despite their numbers the oxygen tank wearing Navy SEAL begins killing them with his wet suit covered hands almost as quickly as they can be spawned. The SEAL is of course having no problems with the plethora of Magwai, but they are serving to keep him busy. Phibian #11 has no problem swimming up behind the sailor and skewering him with his fishing spear to end his life. Tracy Strauss and Zan are all up on each other like it’s a college kegger, much like they are quite known to be when they are in the locker room. They have basically formed in to one massive, yet far from solid figure. The two beings have such similar powers, that enable them both to manipulate the water that when they combine forces it seems to benefit them both exponentially. Tracy Strauss and Zan are able to manipulate the water both surrounding Tia Dalma and within her captive human body in such a way that basically destroys her human form and unleashes the full power of Calypso that was trapped inside her. This leaves all three of them fairly vulnerable to potential attacks from The Right Wing; but they have protection for the tine being from Zan’s sister Jayna who has taken the form of a Great White Shark. Calypso is not one to talk about her own shortcomings, but even she would admit that her power as a minor goddess alone is not enough to stand toe to toe with the true Greek god of the sea, Poseidon. Calypso and her two water manipulating allies combine their forces and throw everything they can muster at Poseidon. Poseidon seems to be struggling with their powers, but is of course holding his own. For the first time in his long existence Poseidon is actually being pushed back by the very water that he usually dominates. It seems that he is about to be completely consumed by the power of these “lesser beings” until Master Fisto swims up and uses the full power of his force abilities. With Kit Fisto force pushing behind him, Poseidon is able to regain the upper hand in this immense hydro-push that is going on throughout the entire 2-2 Level. Jayna begins swimming over to lend a hand in whatever way she can , but she is slowed down by Phibian #11. The Phibian is an amazing swimmer and a fierce fighter to boot, but in the end slowing down Jayna is all he is really able to accomplish as Jayna uses her razor sharp teeth to rip through the flesh of the genetically enhanced fish-man. Jayna races to the aid of her teammates, even though she is unsure of what she will really be able to do to help once she arrives. Jayna consumes dozens of magwai, and bats away even more with her tail and fins on the way to center of the battle. Jayna turns into a Plesiosaur and uses her tail to smack Kit Fisto across the chest and send him sailing into a group of Cheap Cheaps and squids. Jayna then turns into a swordfish and quickly gets clear of the area while her teammates go back to triple teaming Poseidon. Poseidon sees that although none of these creatures are powerful enough to take him out one by one, that together they do pose a threat. Poseidon focuses his power underneath his feet and creates an enormous earthquake that pulls both Zan and Tracy Strauss underneath the earth. Poseidon continually focuses his power on this until the two water manipulators are pulled so far beneath the surface that they are actually boiled from the extreme heat of the center of The Mushroom Kingdom. Calypso does not fret at the loss of her two teammates, instead she takes advantage of this and focuses all of her power towards Poseidon. Calypso is thinking that this should be plenty to destroy Poseidon, but she quickly realizes that her power is not quite enough to overtake his even when he is weakened by the causing of the massive earthquake. Jayna turns into a Hammerhead Shark and crashes into Poseidon, which for a brief second throws him off balance. Calypso, once more throws all the power she can muster at Poseidon, who regains his composure and attempts to do the same. Both competitors are far to arrogant to ever let up which is how they prove that even gods can tire as they both inevitably fall dead from exhaustion from the amazing show of equality in power. The surviving Red & Gray Cheap Cheaps, as well as all of the squids and magwai simply gather around in awe of the amazing show of power, while Jayna shows up in Great White Shark form once again to make sure that the god of the sea is truly dead. Jayna sees the dead body of the supposed immortal Poseidon, but before she can complete a thought Kit Fisto pops back out from behind some 8-bit coral and puts his water-proof lightsaber into her gut to split her in half down the middle.

Kit Fisto smiles
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!