Tijuana Taco Benders vs Le' Napoleon's Brigade

Tijuana Taco Benders are Riptide, Lavos, Danger Duck, Mint Berry Crunch, Mysterion, Kid Deadpool, Watchdog #1, Watchdog #2, The Thunderbolts: Songbird, Radioactive Man, Swordsman, Mister X, Headsman & Ghost, The Justice Force: Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle, & Boomerang, Ash w/Mandalorian Armor, Grottle, Wartortle, Infernape, Dialoga, Palkia, Rayquazza, Regirock, Empoleon, Prinplup, Piplup, Jiggly Puff, Wiggly Tuff, Mew Mewtoo, Diglett, and Blastoise.

Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade is Namora, Namorita, Aquagirl, Charybidis, The Sando Aqua Monster, Jaws the Shark (from Jaws), Jaws the Shark (from Jaws 2), Killer Shark, The Lochness Monster, John Locke, Sawyer, Steve Wiebe, Jules and Vincent Vega in the Bat-Boat, and Aerosmith: Steven Tyler, Joe “F’n” Perry, Brad Whitford, Tom Hamilton, & Joey Kramer in a Swift Boat.



Ash flies over the Indian Ocean and litters the waters with his Pokeballs shouting “I CHOOSE YOU!!” The balls flash open and sixteen Pokémon erupt from them. A group comprised of Grottle, Wartortle, Blastoise, Piplup, Prinplup, Empoleon, and Mew (who has taken the form of Blastoise) all form a front line for the Taco Benders. Silver Sentry flies past them. “All right you Pokémon, the Brigade is one of the most feared teams in the Water, let’s show them what we’re made of. And, if it’s our destiny to fall this day, let’s make sure that we take as many of them down with us!!” he shouts. The rest of the Benders form ranks behind the Pokémon and await their foes. The ocean waters beneath them, however, begin to darken. Kid Deadpool, and Mint Berry Crunch are both yanked underwater and do not return. “What the hell was that??” exclaims Swordsman. But before anyone can answer him, the Sando Aqua Monster and the Lochness Monster burst for beneath the water and attack the Taco Benders inner circle. They devour Danger Duck, Riptide, Ananda, Metal Head, Jiggly Puff and Wiggle Tuff. “ATTACK!!!” orders Silver Sentry as the front line of Pokémon turn around to attack the giant monsters. Nano, and Nobody are then both pulled underwater by the Jaws Sharks. The ocean waters are quickly turning a dark hue of red from all the blood that is being spilled. “Yakakakakakow! Kkow kow kow!!” screams Steven Tyler as he leads Aerosmith into battle aboard a Swift Boat, who are being flanked to their right by Jules and Vincent in the Bat-Boat. But that battle cry gains the attention from Blastoise and “Blastoise” Mew. The two enormous turtle-like Pokémon fire their twin water cannons and blow the two boats to smithereens, killing all aboard.

“Alright girls, let’s show them why they should fear the Brigade!” orders Namora. Namorita and Aquagirl follow Namora as the engage the trio of Piplup, Prinplup and Empoleon. Aquagirl is a bit overzealous and goes after the fully evolved Empoleon and pays for her mistake with a flipper chop to the neck. Aquagirl’s blood spurts out from her now sliced open jugular. Namora and Namorita, however, fare far better against Prinplup and Piplup. They work together and defeat the two penguins. They then, with their quick thinking, fly up out of the water just as the two Jaws Sharks smell Aquagirl’s blood in the water. They rush in and savagely pull apart Empoleon.

Meanwhile, the Sando Aqua Monster and “Nessie” are continuing their brutal assault on the Benders. Swordsman, Chrysalis, Ghost, Diglett, Dialoga, Infernape, Rayquazza and Regirock have all been eaten by the sea creatures. Killer Shark then swims in and adds to the destruction. It rips off the lower half of Radioactive Man in one quick pass. Tsunami has been using his powers to keep the attack far away from Mewtoo, who is at the very center of the battle, floating motionless in the air. The Silver Sentry and Green Mantle then located the rest of the Brigade and begin their own attack. With them is Songbird, and (being carried by Green Mantle’s powers) Mysterion. They surround and attack the remaining members of the Brigade. Silver Sentry makes quick work of Charybidis knowing that he is the only true threat with these four. Mysterion then dives into then water and tackles Steve Weibe. He pulls the video gamer underwater and holds his head under until there is no more fight left in his body. Though as Wiebe’s body begins to sink, Mysterion’s cape becomes entangled with it and Mysterion is dragged underwater, where he is unable to remove his cape and thusly drowns. Locke and Sawyer are trying desperately to hold their own against Green Mantle and Songbird, but are simply over powered and are killed by their foes. They fly back to the main battle, only to find out that things have gotten much, much worse.

The five vicious animals from Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade have made a Thanksgiving feast out of the Taco Benders. Pieces of Watchdogs #1 & 2, Palkia, Headsman, Mister X, Raptarr and Boomerang all float on the blood-dyed waters. Even Lavos has been torn to shreds by the trio of sharks. Silver Sentry finally has had enough and swoops in towards the Sando Aqua Monster, but he is intercepted by Namora and Namorita who knock him out of the air, causing him to splash into the water. They dive after him and pull him deep underwater. Though the Silver Sentry is incredibly strong, he is just no match for these two powerful women in the water. But he is determined not to go down without a fight.

Up above on water, Mewtoo’s eyes have finally opened and it extends his arms out as is arches back, releasing an incredible hurricane. The power of the hurricane has so much destructive force that it finally ends the massacre which the sea creatures have been causing throughout this match. All three sharks are floating dead on the water, but unfortunately, the hurricane also caused the deaths of Songbird, Green Mantle, Ash, Grottle, and Wartortle. Mewtoo is now, however, completely exhausted and is open for attack since even Tsunami was knocked away from the hurricane. The Sando Aqua Monster still lives, as well as the Lochness Monster, despite the attack. “Nessie” chomps down on Mewtoo as “Sandy” attacks the two Blastoises. They fire their water cannons repeatedly, but the beast is just too big for them. They are both devoured by the massive creature.

Namora and Namorita are still locked in battle against Silver Sentry. He is battered badly, but will not fall. Tsunami swims in and aids his Justice Force brethren. Namorita sees this and quickly turns around, laying Tsunami out with a vicious haymaker. Namora finally grabs a hold of Silver Sentry and is able to extinguish his life once and for all. Tsunami regains his composure, but is unable to put up the equal fight that Silver Sentry did.

LE’ NAPOLEON’S BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!!