Week 1: Logical Genocide vs. The Untouchables

The Untouchables are: Eclipso

Logical Genocide is: Bane, Sniffles the ewok, and the mighty Roster Filler Smurf

The Battle begins in an unusual way... with a fight over parking... The Eclipso mobile (a 1987 Dodge shadow with heavily tinted windows... of course) is sitting in the only available parking space outside Josh Houslander's palatial apartment.

"Alright this is crap, why on earth did we even drive here? The other teams get 'transported to the battlefield' half the frikkin time..." said Bane.
"Yeah well our Watcher is apparently a lazy dink..." said Sniffles the ewok in an uncharacteristically mean snap.

*OH WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT* said a mysterious voice.
"What the crap was that!?" shouted the small blue creature riding on Bane's shoulder.
"Nevermind that, little one, lets just double park and go inside." Bane said.

So Bane pulled his truck in behind the Eclipsicar and made sure the bumpers were touching before he put it in park and got out.

"Why is she just sitting there?" the blue creature said.

"That's a really good question!" said Sniffles... "lets bust out her friggin windows!"

Normally Bane would be above such petty vandalism but he had a sneaking suspicion what Eclipso was doing...

Bane thumbed the injector buttons on his venom rig and waited for the drugs to kick in.

Eclipso was powerless to stop him as he smashed in all the windows of the car, exposing her to direct sunlight which rendered Eclipso completely powerless.

Bane then easily held her down while Roster Filler Smurf proceeded to beat the supposed superpower to death with a rock.

Logical Genocide is victorious!