Griffin’s High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers vs Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve

Griffin’s High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers are My State Farm Agent, Techno Destructo, Bozzo Destructo, Bonesnapper, Cardinal Sin, Jewcifer, Zog, Gor Gor, Johnny Rotten, Sandworm #10, Caira the Old Strong, Atlas, Magik, Kingdom Come Superman, Junkeons #17 & 18, Black Lantern Black Adam, and Separatist Commando #1.

Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve is Galactus, Firelord, Terrax, Ares, Kratos, Hercules, Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, Thundarr the Barbarian and Brandon Inge in an Iron Man suit w/ a Red Lightsaber.



The ground of Geonosis trembles as Sandworm #10 burrows its way underneath the surface as the battle between the Dope Fiends and the Bad Newz Kennelz begin. Terrax is the first to strike as his powers to engulf the extra members of GWAR with the very ground that was beneath them. Thundarr the Barbarian, Hercules and Kratos then leap into action and overwhelm Caira the Old Strong as the Kennelz are simply rolling over the Dope Fiends. But the tide is instantly turned as Sandworm #10 burst forth from the ground and consumes Thundarr, Herc and Kratos in one gulp. As it crashes back underground it crushes Ahsoka Tano, which infuriates Anakin. “Ahsoka!!” he yells as he ignites his lightsaber. The Jedi then goes on a bloody tear that even causes Ares, the God of War, to take a step back. Anakin eviscerates Separatist Commando #1 right before he slices Black Lantern Black Adam into several pieces. Magik tries to slow him down with her soulsword but Skywalker breaks through her defenses and slays Illyana. He then makes quick work of My State Farm Agent before he can conjure up whatever defense he was going to summon. “ENOUGH! Your rage stops here!” bellows Kingdom Come Superman as he fires a blast of heat vision at Anakin’s feet. The Jedi leaps up into the air, lightsaber drawn, towards Kingdom Come Superman and slashes at him, cutting the Kryptonian across the chest. The older Kal-El grimaces in pain as he flies back down towards Skywalker. He is then knocked back by a powerful Force push as Anakin continues his assault.

Meanwhile, Brandon Inge is in hot pursuit of the Junkeons. Junkeon #17 is riding on Junkeon #18, who is transformed into his motorcycle mode. Inge fires several repulsor blasts towards the Transformers and knocks Junkeon #17 from his partner, but they simply transform in mid air and switch positions. Junkeon #18 then slams on the breaks and lets Inge streak ahead of them. He then tosses a lasso around the Detroit Tiger’s ankles and swings him down, crashing into a cliff. The Junkeons then overpower Brandon and kills him. Firelord then flies in and melts the Transformers as Galactus patiently watches over the battle. (I could swear at one moment he looked right at me as if he could see me witnessing this battle.)

Ares and Atlas have been at each others throats, beating on each other mercilessly as Anakin and Kingdom Come Superman continue to battle as well. All of there fighting draws the attention of Sandworm #10, who once again bursts from the ground and consumes all but Kingdom Come Superman who flew out of the way just in time. The Sandworm begins to crash back into the ground, but this time, simply just crashes down. Anakin bursts through the side of the massive creature with a Force push that blows a hole out of the side of the Sandworm. “I’m not done with you yet!” yells Anakin as he points his lightsaber at Kingdom Come Superman. He lunges at Superman once again, but the stress of killing the Sandworm has taken some fight out of the Jedi and Superman is able to side step him. Superman then hits Anakin in the back of the neck with his heat vision and sends Anakin Skywalker to the Graveyard (RIP Anakin). Kingdom Come Superman then turns his attention to the looming threat of Galactus and his two heralds. He flies straight for Galactus and quickly dispatches Firelord and Terrax as if they were nothing more than common foot soldiers. He then lands a single punch directly on the chin of Galactus and actually manages to stagger the devourer of worlds. Galactus then fires a blast of the Power Cosmic from his eyes and hits Kingdom Come Superman, but the Kryptonian pushes on. Galactus intensifies his attack, but Superman will not yield. He continues to intensify his energy and ultimately Kingdom Come Superman is completely incinerated. As the battle ends and Galactus leaves Geonosis, he turns and looks directly at me, and smirks. What this means, I Ryatu, am not sure.

MICHAEL VICK’S BAD NEWZ KENNELZ OF LURVE IS VICTORIOUS!!