Thursday, April 28, 2011

s4w8- The Taco Benders vs Layander

The Tijuana Taco Benders are: Predator #50, Terminator #38, Xenomorph #54, Neo-Cymek #19, Daredevil, Arachne, Sith Lords #19& 20, Acklay #3, and Reek #2


Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together To Make a New Family are: Black Lantern Kilowog, Speedy, The Black Racer, Monarch, Freddy Kruegar w/yellow lantern ring, Harlequin, Chun Li, Nateri, Armor, Magnetic Kid, Knives Chau w/star sapphire ring,and Dark Supergirl

"I can't see this going well, the web is saying this battle may be a fool's errand" says Arachne

"Silence. Your opinion matters not. We were embarrassed last week, and I will not stand by and allow that to occur again." hisses Sith Lord #19

"Yes. As we speak I have unleashed the Acklay and the Reek upon the city of Metropolis, that should draw out our foes. " replies Sith Lord #20.

"Excellent. Let us sit back and watch." and with that the two Sith Lords turn their attention to Arachne's mystic web and watch the horror they have unleashed begin to take shape.

The two fierce Star Wars arena monsters storm downtown Metropolis and they quickly begin to destroy downtown Metropolis. Nateri, Armor, and Knives Chau rush towards the Acklay, and are quickly slain for their efforts, without managing to make a scratch on the creature. Speedy, Harlequin and Chun Li no sooner show up to the chaos when they are trampled under the feet of the Reek.

"Ah, so far things are looking good." smiles Sith Lord #19

"Ah, but I am getting a cold chill up my spine." says Arachne "The presence of death is about to be felt"

No sooner are the words out of Arachne's mouth when The Black Racer and black lantern Kilowog arrive at the location of the Taco Bender's creature rampage and begun to attempt to halt the momentum of their opponents. BL Kilowog begins a pitched battle with the Acklay, as the Black Racer swoops in to take the Reek off into the dark beyond.

"No!" screams Sith Lord #20 "Those were some of our..."

"Patience, brother" Sith Lord #19 assures him "more of our weapons are about to make themselves known"

just as BL Kilowog is about to tear out the heart of the Acklay the Taco Bender's Xenomorph, Terminator and Predator arrive. The Xenomorph is quickly dispatched by Kilowog, but the undead green lantern is stymied by the lack of emotion to latch onto emitted by the Predator and Terminator. The android assassin begins to battle the black lantern as the Predator scans the being for any sign of weakness. He doesn't have long to scan, as the Terminator suddenly is torn into thousands of piece by Magnetic Kid, who himself is killed by the Predator for his efforts. The Predator then goes stealth and takes off leaving BL Kilowog to finish off the Acklay and then go hunting for more victims

"The time is now, my brother. Let us to join the fray" says #19

"Agreed. Let us be off." and with that the two Sith Lords and Arachne join the battle just in time to Dark Supergirl arrive after dispatching the Neo-Cymek and Daredevil.

"Sweet! More butts to kick" the dark Kryptonian "Bring it on suckers!"

"Child, you are annoying. Arachne, if you will." growls Sith Lord #20 as he fires up his red lightsaber

With that, Arachne fires off one of her mystical webs, and quickly envelops Supergirls. She begins to struggle against her magical bonds, but it's of no use. Sith Lord #20's lightsaber pierces Supergirl's chest and kill her.

"Nice work, brother" says Sith Lord #19 "but now it's my turn." his fingertips begin to crackle with lightning which he uses to blast the Black Racer as he approaches them. The Black Racer falls and is then dispatched by the Sith.

"Awright, ya poozers. Amateur hour is over." says BL Kilowog landing in front of the Siths. The two masters of the dark side of the force begins fighting Kilowog. As Arachne attempts to join the fight, she's suddenly finds herself trapped in a giant, glowing, yellow web.

"1,2. Freddy's coming for you...." says a voice when right before Arachne's eyes the fear fueled Freddy Krueger appears "Hiya toots, I found something you lost" Freddy sneers as he tosses the corpse of Predator #50 into the web next to her.

"Wow, look at the lightshow over there" Freddy says as he notices the unending battle between the Siths and Kilowog. Everytime Kilowog falls, his black ring reforms him, and just as Kilowog is about to finish off one of the Sith, the other jumps in to steal away his attention.

"Let's see if we can't even up the odds. Be right back" and with that Freddy takes off leaving Arachne to watch her teammates struggle to fight the two ring fueled fiends.

"Pointless, isn't it." says a voice

"Who.." Arachne says

"It is I, the Monarch" says the voice "Your squad has performed admirably today, Arachne. But the efforts were for naught."

"You don't know, we could still" she begins

"But I do, look. Even as we speak. Krueger is about to silence one Sith Lord as Kilowog feats on the heart of the other. Now, I shall bask in the glory of the final kill"

and with that, Monarch blasts Arachne into dust.

The Tijuana Taco Benders: All dead.

Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together To Make a New Family: Monarch, Black Lantern Kilowog, and Freddy Krueger w/yellow lantern ring survive

LAYANDER'S SUPER ORANGE KITTIES AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER TO MAKE A NEW FAMILY ARE VICTORIOUS!!!