Saturday, April 30, 2011

week 8 Alice's Wonder Team vs Built Ford Tough

Alice's Wonder Team are: Surtur, Hyperion, War Machine, Equinox, Shrapnel, Fantomex, Evo, Spectre, and a Goblin

Built Ford Tough are: USAgent, Capt. Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, Dr. Owen Cooper, Toshiko Sato, & Ianto Jones, Aslan, The Deadly Viper Assasin Squad: Bill, Bud, Vernita Green, Elle Driver, & O Ren Ishi, Prof. Snape, Sirius Black, Iron Fist, Cowboy Curtis, Archie The Octospider, Dr. Who, Darkwing Duck, amd Ellie & Katie

"Doctor, doctor. I've just been given some news." says Gwen Cooper as she rushes to meet her team who are waiting inside the Metropolis Metrodome.

"Now, now. Settle down Gwen. We'll be done with the dustup in time to catch the Royal reception. We just need for our opponents to show" states Dr Who calmly

"That's just it doctor. I don't think they're coming. No one's heard from them!" Gwen exlaims

"What! That prepostorus! We need a team to fight! We need this win. There's still a chance for us to not be last in our division" exclaims USAgent

"Now, now. Calm down all. I'll just pop into the Tardis and get us a squad form a previous fight. Then we can battle them and get a proper foothold on the ladder of success" Dr Who reassures them

"Just makes sure you don't get someone TOO easy. I'd hate for people to think we're weak and underhanded." says Iron Fist.

"I know." says the Doctor "I'll grab the roster from last week. They should give us a right, proper scuffle. Back in a jiff"

With that the Tardis disappears before their eyes, then reappears with a befuddled Alice's Wonder Team.

"Let's get dangerous" growls Darkwing Duck.

and with that the battle is on.

Before Alice's Team can stop wondering where they are, The Deadly Viper Assains squad quickly rush Fantomex and kill him before he can even unholster a gun. With Fantomex dead, Evo is of little use to the Wonder Team and is quickly destroyed with explosives by the Vipers. But once the remaining Wonder Teammates figure out what's going on, they get pissed.

The Goblin jumps on Archie's face and begins to tear his eyes out. Ellie and Katie feel the wrath of the Spectre and are pulled inside out. The Spectra then uses Katie's large intestine to choke Cowboy Curtis to death. Hyperion incinerates Aslan with his heatvision. Then crushes Capt Jack Harkness' head with a simple flick of his finger

"Doctor, this isn't what we wanted" screams Gwen as she watches set the Deadly Vipers ablaze "Do something"

"Right, yes. Just hold on, Gwen." the Doctor says "I'll be back" and the Tardis vanishes

While the Doctors away, things start to even out, as Iron Fist is able to overcome War Machine, with an assist from Darkwing Duck. Professor Snape and Sirius are able to extingush Surtur, who's falling, burning corpse lands on Shrapnal and kills him. After those two are slain, the magical duo begin focusing their efforts on Hyperion. But Alice's WOnder team is able to do some damage to thier foes as Equinox is able to slay Dr Owen Cooper, Toshiko and Ianto. He then turns Iron Fist to cinder and turns to focus his murderous lust on Gwen.

Suddenly, Equinox disappears as Dr Who reappears

"Doctor, what happened" exclaims a relieved Gwen

"Simple, Gwen" shrugs the Doc "I just went back and stopped myself from bringing along Equinox. I also grabbed this" and produces some argonite which he tosses to Darkwing Duck. As Darkwing loads the argonite into his famed gas gun, Sirius BLack falls before the might of Hyperion.

"Suck my rock, evildoer" says Darkwing and fires the crystal at Hyperion, striking him in the chest. As Hyperion begins to weaken Professor Snape yells "Abra Kadavar!" and Hyperion finally falls.

"I think that's everyone, good show" says Dr Who as the mighty shield of USAgent flies across the Metrodome and breaks the next of the Wonder Team's final player, their Goblin.

Alice's Wonder Team: All Dead

Built Ford Tough: Dr Who, Gwen Cooper, USAgent, Professor Snape and Darkwing Duck survive

BUILT FOR TOUGH IS VICTORIOUS!!!!!

3 comments:

Ryan said...

Wow. Damn this just isn't the Wonder Team's year. Nice win Jared. Way to show out Division's dominance.

Solobeck said...

Nice match Krisatu!
-Becks

Josh the Commish said...

Cool Match!!

Tough break this year Robert. You have a really good team.

Good win Jared, you kept your play-off dreams alive.