Xavier's Annhilation Squad vs The Syracuse Valley

The Syracuse Valley is Cosmic Spider-Man, The Toxic Crusaders: Toxie, No-Zone, Junkyard, Headbanger, & Major Disaster, The Toxic Avenger, Wonder Boy, (movie) Soundwave, (movie) Laserbeak, Black Lantern Squawk Talk, Black Lantern Beast Box, Zombie Overkill, Decepticon #2, Decepticon Decoy #1, Go-bot #1, Sub-Zero, Rayne, Jedi Guardian #3, his former Padawan Jedi Knight #37A, Balrog #5, Shang Tsung, Robocop, and Little Goomba #8-13.

Xavier’s Annihilation Squad is Imhotep, Scorpion King, Anck-su-namun, Sandman, Geo-Force, Movie Barricade, Movie Bonecrusher, Silver Samurai, Silver racer w/Green Lantern ring, Supreme and Radar.



The Syracuse Valley knows that the only chance for victory is to hit the Annihilation Squad hard and fast. The Transformers blitz their opponent’s camp but are met with a massive sandstorm, courtesy of Sandman and Imhotep. Decepticon Decoy #1, Go-Bot #1, and Zombie Overkill are consumed by the violent sand tornados and torn apart. Geo-Force then uses his powers to launch large formations of rock to crush the remaining Transformers. (Yes, I am fully aware that Geo-Force’s powers are actually Earth based, and that this battle takes place on another planet, but get over it.) But The Valley retaliates when Balrog #5 melts Bonecrusher with its fiery whip and sword and uses his sheer brute force to crush Barricade.

Sub-Zero attempts freeze Silver Samurai, but with there being so little moisture in the air, this proves difficult, thus allowing Silver Samurai to leap in a strike down the ninja with his tachyon field sword. He then teleports behind Rayne and drives the sword though the vampire’s heart. However, the mutant samurai is then blindsided by a fireball from Shang Tsung and is knocked to the ground, where the ancient wizard uses his vast powers to steal his soul. The Silver Racer is streaking through the air with his Green Lantern Ring brightening the sky as he blasts all six Little Goombas. But he is quickly fired to the ground by a bolt of cosmic energy from Cosmic Spider-Man. “Dude, not cool man. Those guys were really fun to hang out with,” quips Cosmic Spidey as he destroys the Amalgam character. Wonder Boy is then viciously ripped apart by the super-powered dog, Radar as Supreme battles the Balrog. The giant beast of the deep attacks Supreme with great fervor but Supreme battles back and uses his immense power to bring down the Balrog.

“Come on guys! Let’s get ‘em!!” shouts Toxie as he leads the Toxic Crusaders, Robocop, Shang Tsung, Jedi Guardian #3, Jedi Knight #37A, and his more violent version of himself against The Scorpion King, Imhotep and Sandman. The Scorpion King calls upon the Army of Anubis to wash over the Syracuse Valley as Imhotep and Sandman create a 1,000 foot wave of sand to follow quickly behind. When the sand finally disperses, there is no sign of any part of the Syracuse Valley. “There! Now the FFL shall know fear and bow to the mighty rule of Xavier’s Annihilation Squad!” bellows The Scorpion King. Cosmic Spider-Man, however still moves. He climbs out of the mountain of sand that covers him and his fallen allies. “Man I hate desert matches. This sand gets everywhere!” he mumbles to himself. He looks around to see that there is no one else still living on his team and lets out a sigh. “Fine, let’s do this,” he says to himself as Spidey bursts out of the sand. “Sorry, pup, but this is war,” Spider-Man says as he incinerates Radar with his cosmic energy. “Noooo!!!” screams Supreme as he witness his trusty dog killed before his very eyes. Supreme emotionally flies against Cosmic Spider-Man only to be met with a similar fate as Radar. Cosmic Spidey then fires a blast that vaporizes Anck-su-namun as she stands next to Imhotep. “Anck-su-namun!!!!” Imhotep cries out as his love turns to a pile of ash. Cosmic Spider-Man is then attacked by everything Imhotep, Scorpion King, Geo-Force and Sandman can throw at him. Even someone with the Uni-power is only able to withstand so much, but Spider-Man’s will keeps him going. He manages to grab a hold of the Scorpion King’s tail and drive it into his own chest. Sandman continues to pound his old foe with every grain of sand from Geonosis, but Cosmic Spidey uses the Uni-power to blast Sandman into nothingness. Imhotep then unleashes the Ten Plagues of Egypt upon him which finally subdues Cosmic Spider-Man.

THE SYRACUSE VALLEY IS VICTORIOUS!!