Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs Oblivio

Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches are…
Lizard, Gambit, Killer Croc, Michael Myers, Samara, and Black Lantern Parallax.


Oblivio is …
Shredder w/ mithril vest, chucky w/ Yellow power ring, Tiffany w/ Star Sapphire ring, Jet Jaguar, Junkion#25, Junkion#26, and Kyle Rayner-Parallax w/ Kyle’s Green Lantern ring.


Junkion#25: Ladies and Gentlemen Start your engines! The Show is about to begin.

Shredder: Silence you fools, You’ll give us away.

From behind a Gnarltree: Too late mon ami.

Shredder is hit with three explosive objects. He’s down. Gambit now shows himself and charges the junkion’s, He hits number 25 with about 6 or 7 to each of his legs blowing them to bits. Remy then uses the downed robot to jump onto Junkion# 26 and charge a large section of his lower torso, that shortly explodes and rips the robot apart. Shredder has recovered and is now back in the fight.

Gambit: I thought you’s dead from b’fore? Welp, no matter you will be soon.

The two men rush to square off, they both throw quick combos, but neither man lands. Gambit finally hits shredder in the head with his staff wobbling the Leader of The Foot. Gambit smells blood and attacks but Shredder hits him with a spinning back kick to the body. Oroku then lands a hard kick to the body, which is even more devastating than normal on account of the bladed shin guards. Shredder swings for his wounded foes head but gambit parries the attack, grabs a hold of Oroku’s right hand blade and charges it. Shredder doesn’t even try to take it off because he know he doesn’t have enough time and he would just damage his other hand. So he simple holds it above his head and doesn’t even flinch when it explodes, he just goes right back to fighting. By this time though Gambit has already turned around to face Junkion# 26 who now has a T.V. to replaces the chunk gambit destroyed. But on that T.V. is a very special little girl. Samara has invaded gambits mind and stopped him dead in his tracks. Shredder see’s what has happened but still runs up an stabs Gambit to death from behind, then runs away to take care of his wound.

Chucky: Where the F***K ARE THESE P*****S! I WANA GUT SOMEONE NOW F***K!

Tiffany: Would you stop. I know you were always all about killing people, but ever since you got that ring its like all you wanna do is kill people. Can‘t we just hold hands and talk like we used to.

Chucky: Yea well ever since you got your F****IN ring you’ve been a whiny B***H!

The arguing couple come across teammate Shredder who is sitting on a log, by one of the swamps tending to his stump.

Chucky: Yo Captain Can opener, were are the soon to be dead people?

Shredder points in the direction he just came from. As soon as his teammates are gone, KILLER CROC BURSTS OUT OF THE WATER BEHIND HIM! Croc bites down hard on shredders exposed neck and drags him underwater, after a brief struggle The Leader of The Foot is no more.

Chucky and Tiffany come across the lifeless bodies of Gambit and the Junkion’s. Samara begins to make creepy noises and then climbs out of the T.V.

Chucky: Oh not this B***h. I am gana take my time killing her.

Tiffany: I actually totally agree with you on this one.

Chucky uses his power ring to make a medieval torture rack and has placed Samara in it. As Chucky starts turning the wheel and laughing at all the pain he’s causing Tiffany realizes how much she loves killing. So she and chucky begin turning to wheel together finally ripping all four limbs off. Chucky hands her his light saber and she cuts of Samara’s head. The two dolls grab each other and have freaky doll sex, right there in the Degobah muck.

Suddenly Killer croc and Lizard jump out of the near by swamp, croc heaves a large rock at tiffany that she doesn’t even see coming. Tiffany is crushed to death. Chucky goes ape s**t and uses his powers to form two large scourges that he uses to beat the lizard and the croc the death with. Seeing his opportunity the newly born Michael Myers-Black lantern Parallax fly’s up behind the heart broken chucky ,who is still flogging the chunks of meat, and plunges his favorite kitchen knife right through the dolls bulbous head. Michael Myers-Black lantern Parallax turns and fly’s right trough the chest of Jet Jaguar. Michael Myers-Black lantern Parallax is now face to face with Kyle Rayner-Parallax, MMBLP charges, and Kyle Rayner-Parallax just smiles then shoots a beam of green and yellow energy the destroys MMBLP.


p.s. I went back and looked at my tapes just to make sure i didn't leave out any action. I found another angle under water and Killer croc clearly skull f***k's Shredder to death.

OBLIVIO IS VICTORIOUS!

Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches: ALL DEAD

Oblivio: Kyle Rayner-Parallax survives