Horsemen of Apokolips vs. The Untouchables

“Me like the fries to eat.”
-Fry Guy #1

I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 10 Match located on the Moon. They are as follows:

Horsemen of Apokolips: Phoenix-Jean Grey, Hal Jordan Parallax (w/ 2 green lantern rings, a red lantern ring and Sinestro's yellow lantern ring) and Fry Guy #1.

The Untouchables: Franklin Richards, Black Lantern Invisible Woman, Black Lantern Human Torch, Zombie Thing and Warblade.

Let the battle begin. . .

Zombie Thing shambles across the moon’s surface. He looks in the sky to see a very large yellow scissors approach. Zombie Thing has a “what-the-heck” expression on his deadened mug. Hal Jordan Parallax manipulates his ring to close his tool of undead death. Zombie Thing’s head is cut off and his body falls.

Warblade (in pressurized moon garb) uses his fingers to form into organic steel and slices Fry Guy #1’s left leg off. Fry Guy #1 hops across the moon with his right leg, using the lack of gravity as an asset. Warblade is faster though and he slices Fry Guy #1’s right leg off. A de-legged Fry Guy #1 mumbles something to Warblade. Warblade shrugs and rips the pom pon body apart.

Warblade: Always liked Burger King better. . .

Black Lantern Invisible Woman and Black Lantern Human Torch battle Hal Jordan Parallax. The combined emotional projections of Hal Jordan Parallax utilizing his innate Parallax powers and the multi-colored bling barrage the Black Lanterns. Although the BL’s manage to dislodge one green lantern ring from HJP’s finger, both BLs eventually succumb to HJP’s superior force.

After disposing of the BLs, Franklin Richards (in moon garb) meets HJP. Richards uses his psionic abilities to rip off the other green lantern ring and red lantern ring. While focused on HJP, Phoenix comes from behind Richards and uses the Phoenix Force to destroy the young “FF” member.

Warblade screams a battle cry and floats toward the remaining Horsemen. Warblade is decimated by the combined powers of Phoenix and HJP.

Horsemen of Apokolips: Phoenix and Hal Jordan Parallax survive.

The Untouchables: All dead.

THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!

[As a footnote: I would like to state for the record that the Untouchables should have won this match since the wife always “wins” in a battle of the spouses. It was only after extensive research that I learned of Ryan’s testes being held in Amy’s purse and that Ryan is the actual “wife” of the relationship. . . welcome to the club].