Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade vs "I think it's "Pretty Cool" that we killed Bin Laden" "Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana & "Good luck beating me in 2012 now B!*@#!!" President Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commando's

Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade is (Pre Suit) Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine, Power Girl, Red Lantern #3, Baron Fel & Andrew Laidlaw in an F-14 and Phil Day w/a Sith Lavarouk.

"I think it's "Pretty Cool" that we killed Bin Laden" "Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana & "Good luck beating me in 2012 now B!*@#!!" President Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commando's are President Barack Obama, Earth Two Superman, Black Lantern Optimus Prime, Buffy Summers, Spider-Man, and Harry Potter.




As the Commandos are teleported down to Dagobah Earth Two Superman reminded the President once again how he left him on the bench last week, and in Metropolis of all places. “Sorry about that Superman, I was just a little pre occupied and, well, simply overlooked you,” Obama responds. But before they can continue their discussion, Emperor Palpatine fries the President with a massive blast of Sith Lightning. “You killed our fourth on my bowling team last week, you son of a B!#^$,” exclaims Palpatine as he kills the Head Coach of the Commandos. Earth Two Superman then flies faster than a speeding bullet and grabs the Emperor by his throat, crushing it in the process. Power Girl then flies in and lands a mean double uppercut to Earth Two Superman’s chin, sending him flying high into the air. She quickly flies after him as the rest of the battle wages on.

Baron Fel and Andrew Laidlaw, in their F-14, are doing strafing runs as Black Lantern Optimus Prime flies up out of the swamp to attack them. He uses his ring to propel him towards the jet as they are on a direct collision course. The jet slams into the transformer and there is a massive explosion in the air. Once the dust settles, Black Lantern Optimus Prime, floats there unscathed. He then flies back down to continue his rampage. Harry Potter uses his vast magical abilities to make quick work of Phil Day, but is then confronted by Lord Vader. The Sith Lord block the wizard’s spells with both his mastery of the Force and his lightsaber. Harry isn’t quick enough to react to Vader’s next move, which is leaping over Potter and relieving him of his head. Darth Vader then sees Black Lantern Optimus Prime and focuses all of his powers and blasts the Transformer with a powerful bolt of Sith Lightning. Prime is stunning and taken down to one knee, which is all the opening Vader needs. He leaps into the air, draws his lightsaber and drives it deep into the back of the head of Black Lantern Optimus Prime. The transformer jerks to a standing position, screaming in agony and knocking Darth Vader off of him. The Sith Lord then follows up with another bolt of Sith Lightning, which finally kills Black Lantern Optimus.

Meanwhile, Spider-Man is having one hell of a time trying to evade Red Lantern #3. The rage fueled woman is setting the entire battlefield on Dagobah ablaze with her red energy, which is also burning up Spidey’s webs. Spider-Man finally gains some cover behind Black Lantern Optimus’s fallen carcass. He then back flips over it and onto the back of Red Lantern #3 and unloads both of his web shooters all over his head and completely encasing it. This allows Spider-Man to kick Red Lantern #3 down to the swamp. The two of them crash into the swamp, but Red Lantern #3 does not survive the fall. “Huh, well I wasn’t planning on that happening,” Spider-Man says to himself. He takes a breather for a second, but it’s cut short, literally as his Spider Senses begin to go off like it’s New Year’s Eve in downtown Coruscant. He turns around just in time to see a blue flash in front of his eyes as Darth Vader slices Spider-Man’s head clean off.

Earth Two Superman still is completely on the defense, as Power Girl is viciously attacking her once pseudo-father (Yep, Power Girl is actually from Earth Two). Buffy Summers sees her teammate in need and leaps into the air to aid him. Buffy blindsides Power Girl and tackles her into a large tree. Earth Two Superman regains his composure and swoops over as the two Commandos double team Power Girl into oblivion. They then look down and see a confident (Pre Suit) Darth Vader standing there by the crumpled bodies of their teammates. Buffy eagerly flies down, not waiting for Superman, and goes to attack Vader. The Sith Lord leaps into the air towards the Slayer, but at the last second, she ducks out of the way allowing Earth Two Superman to hit Darth Vader square between the eyes with a lethal shot of heat vision.

THE COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!!