Logical Genocide Vs. Alice's Wonder Team

Logical Genocide is Black Tom Cassidy, Mungo (w/ a Devil Lance), Nadira, Robert Hudson (w/ a Laser gun, a Laser Sword, & Mewtoo), The Champion of The Universe, Black Lantern Brainiac, Goro (w/ a Yellow Lantern Ring), & Jason Todd (w/ the cannon-shell and armor skin six gun).

Alice's Wonder Team is Zombie Abomination, Lady Q, & Quinn.


The swamps erupt with the sounds and movements of battle, but while this melee takes place, some of the greatest minds of the FFL discuss the true outcome of this weeks match within the cozy confines of Yoda's hut. Quinn and Lady Q sit at a small table with their would-be adversaries Black Lantern Brainiac and Robert Hudson. They discuss which of their two teams should be the victors based solely on sheer cognitive capacity, meanwhile Zombie Abomination is turning Degobah into nothing more than a slimy mud-hole (wait a tic... That's somebody's home I'm talking about). It is unclear whether or not the regular Abomination would have been scared off by Goro’s yellow powered ring, but it is fairly obvious that the zombie version was not affected by the yellow energy as he blasted through the attacks of the Mortal Kombat Tournament Champion and broke the half-dragon’s neck on the way to Jason Todd. Jason Todd managed to jump out of the way of Abomination’s first attack, and then to get off a shot of cannonshell at the creature, but even his armored skin was not enough to protect him against the one-hundred ton plus powered punches of Abomination. Black Tom Cassidy is turning the entire system of Degobah against the Abomination, but the zombie seems unaffected by the environmental attacks. Zombie Abomination rips through the vines that would have been Black Tom’s defense and then quickly feasts on the much smaller Cassidy. Nadira and The Champion of the Universe stand side by side in preparation for their attack on Abomination, but Mungo make his attack first. Mungo attacks, but his Demon Rod is cursed and inflicts enough damage on Mungo to prove that all cats go to heaven. While the two L-Gers get ready to square off against their diminutive zombie foe, the debate within the hut rages on. Actually, it isn’t much of a debate at all, it has mostly consisted of Black Lantern Brainiac talking about how awesome he is to the Q’s, who frankly aren’t buying what he is selling. “Oh, this ring... It ain’t nuthin. I mean, sure it gives me some power and stuff; but my real power.... Is up here” Brainiac says as he points t his noggin. The Q’s look at each other and seem unimpressed by Brainiac’s ability to keep up wit them mentally, when Robert Hudson chimes in: “So, all this is really cool, but when it comes down to winning this match, I only have one thing to say... You know how Han shot before Greedo???... Well, guess who shot before Han“?!?... As Hudson says this he pulls out his laser gun and tries to shoot Lady Q from under the table. As cool as this move may seem, Lady Q instantly dissolves the gun before his eyes. In the meantime, Hudson’s pal Mewtoo (Robert no longer has a pokeball, he is constantly accompanied by Mewtoo, the Pokemon who popped out of the ball, during its first use) (*See the Logical Genocide Vs. Beckerman’s Backyardigan’s: Beeyatches Match from last season’s play-offs) says “dang Rob, you just got jacked worse than the only varsity jacket at Type O Negative Concert”. Rob retorts: “Can it Pokemon. That weapon was to uncivilized anyways. We need a more elegant weapon for a more civilized age... Oh and by the way your comments are lame and smell like a Heineken fart”. Mewtoo says in reply: “Yeah, whateavs... I’m your pocket monster”. Robert then pulls out his laser sword and rushes at the two Qs. Lady Q and Quinn both stand up and decide that it is no longer meaningful to continue this debate and they collectively wipe Black Lantern Brainiac, Robert Hudson, and Mewtoo from this plane of existence. While these events are transpiring, The Champion of the Universe and Nadira have been putting a hall of fame smack down, down on Zombie Abomination until he is simply considered to be an abomination of zombies. Abomination is nothing more than a pile of green gunk when they are done with him; but as they finish their beating and look around for more opponents; they are confronted by the two Qs who are vacating Yoda’s hut. Lady Q is not supposed to be able to be offended or jealous of a lesser life form, but when she witnesses the perfect Kryptonian form of Nadira she decides that the universe would be better off without this “skank” and rips apart every molecule that composes her. Quinn, of course becomes jealous of this “powerful” opponent of his and her ability to cease living and once again becomes obsessed with his own desire to die. He begins a conversation with The Champion of the Universe, which compels the Champion to say: “No being can take my title, for I am the Champion of The Universe and have no worthy competitor”! Quinn then walks up to The Champion and says: “Fine, I agree. Which is why we will say that you won by default when the one who defeated you died as well”. With this comment, both Quinn and The Champion of the Universe are completely wiped from existence by the powers of The Q Continuum.
ALICE’S WONDER TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!