Friday, April 20, 2012

Kick me out if you want but my team is my team.

KFC Superman has not fufilled his oblogation to this team, he has cost the lives of alot of good men just to ensure his hair looks good. I have decided to sentince him to death by 4 beatings with lead bars and the 5th death will be a near decapitation with a streight razor. Poor Worrior or not he with have 2 gold pieces placed on his eyes to ensure he can pay Kharon on his journey to the underworld. R.I.P KFC Superman

9 comments:

gryfflin said...

WEAKNESS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. Stranger Yout next.

Anonymous said...

What is happening in this league!?!?!

Col. Harlan Sanders said...

This is an outrage!!!!

Ryan said...

These deaths have not been verified by the League. And investigation is pending.

We will keep you updated as we uncover the truth.

Thank you.

The Champion of the Universe said...

Enjoy hell, KFC Supes.

I'll see you there soon.

gryfflin said...

Ronald McDonald and Woodstock have been Working over KFC Superman since 5:45 this morning. Ronald becomes impatient, grabs the straight razor, and begins to saw away at KFC Superman’s neck.

Ronald McDonald: Put a Smile On. [Slogan- U.S.A., 2000]

KFC Superman remains at 5 Deaths.

Ryan said...

Hahahahahaha. Nice slogan usage.

Ryan said...

Man, Kingdom Come Superman, one of the current front runners for the MVP, is just getting worked over by his own squad.

No rest for the wicked, I guess.

Solobeck said...

Grif:
Way to keep the sloguns alive!
-Becks