Coming to you a little later than usual, this is Cotton McKnight for ESPN eight-The Ocho!
Lots of talk about who was the "player of the week" this week, with votes going to candidates like the various incarnations of Superman or Dr Doom but it seems the true "player of this week" was Black Lantern Galactus who, along with his new crowned "Cosmic Brother of Destruction" the Anti-Montior helped his team "Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve" serve first ever FFL champion TEAM yet another devastating loss this season, showing that maybe the deal the Kennelz struck with "Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers" might not have been such a one sided deal after all.
Speaking of our first ever champs. The once mighty TEAM is having a heck of a go this year, holding a staggering 1-3 record. TEAM's woes this season are not looking to get any easier as they'll be facing the still undefeated " 'Pop Superstar' Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos" who chalked up an amazing victory this week over another former FFL champ "The Horsemen of the Apokolips". The Horsemen also seem to find themselves outside of their usual dominant position, with a 2-2 record, and this week could also be quite the challenge as they'll be facing the also 2-2 "Xavier's Annihilation Squad". NFG Mike's team found themselves in a position similar to the Horsemen as they were also unable to stem the tide of perfection that "Brock Samson's FIghting Murderflies" has been achieving this season. Only the Murderflies and the Commandos are able to boast flawless 4-0 starts, as the mighty "George Washington's Slaves" found themselves coming up a bit short against the "Brotherhood of Evil Midgets".
What will happen this week? Keep it locked here to the Ocho as we kick off our fifth week of fantastic Fantasy Fantasy Action, broadcast live from the league's very own Play Off Planet. Will the Commandos and the Murderflies keep their records unsullied? We'll find out as the actions rockets to you right here on ESPN 8.
That's all the time we have for this edition of "Spoiler Sport" As always, this has been Cotton McKnight. Thank you and good night.
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Good stuff as always Cotton, just can't get enough of the ocho!
You are right about the Cosmic Brothers of Destruction. They have at least 3 of the top 10 plays of the week. Thats why Cotton's the best in the business!
Comming up next: did Ryan Poteracki conspire with the Commissioner and Barack HUSSEIN Obama to fake his death in an effort to avoid facing NFG Mike on the battlefield this week? We report. You decide.
Great stuff Cotton. Is it true that Fox Newss is commenting on your posts because they are going to offer you a job??
I assure you the loss of Ryan Poteracki is deeply felt as we prepare to do battle with Xavier's Annihilation Squad. We here on Apokolips truly wish he was still here to constantly run his mouth while (most likely) running for his life. Unfortunately, he is gone and we must move forward. One of his closest teammates, Zombie Charlton Heston, has pledge to honor him in this match. Ok, well he really just said "Unnnngggg Bbbrrrraaaaiinnsss," but we knew what he meant.
Was Ryan secretly assassinated by his own team because he knew too much about the SHOCKING connection between the Horsemen and the shadowy new commissioner? We report. You decide.
Fox news has been issued a gag order by the US Government.
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