Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers

Team Sleeping Pussy is Super Skrull, Unus the Untouchable, Quicksilver, Zombie Mothra, Weaponers of Qward #1-6, Rivvy Dinari in a tank, and Toro.

Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers are Sandworm #10, Sandworm #2A, (Kingdom Come) Superman, Nightmare (w/ a yellow lantern ring), Skyfire, Galadriel, Caiera the Oldstrong, Yaddle, and Woodstock


"We have to take to the air unless we want to end up being swallowed by our own teammates". Superman says to the rest of The Dope Fiend Squad. "How do you know that"? asks Caiera. "Obvious this is... Didn't you read the last match"? Answers Yaddle. Superman, Nightmare, and Woodstock take flight, while Skyfire transforms in to his massive jet form to allow the non-flight capable Dope Fiends hop on board. Galadriel and Yaddle both get on board; but as Caiera the Oldstrong is about to board she is blasted in the back by a tank blast from Rivvy Dinari. Caiera shakes off the blast and yells to her teammates: "Take off without me. My own honor dictates that I must now stay and fight"!! Skyfire is reluctant, but Galadriel tells the autobot to "do as she says, her fate is her own". Skyfire then takes off with Galadriel and Yaddle securely on board. Caiera rushes the tank of The Ginaz Swordmaster and crushes the onboard gun. She then rips off the top to prepare for battle, but Rivvy Dinari is ready as well. The seasoned Ginaz instructor jumps out with a vibro-blade in one hand and a traditional sword in the other. He finds that his abilities and speed are more than enough to match skill-sets with The Shadow Warrior, but his weapons are not able to penetrate her stone skin. After brushing off numerous sword hits with minimal damage done, Caiera is able to get a hold of Rivvy and snap his neck. Caiera raises her arms in celebration just in time to get them smashed in to the ground by the flaming stone arm of Super Skrull. At that moment both of The Dope Fiend's enormous sandworms come bursting from the sand. The ultra territorial creatures almost instantly begin doing battle with each other but in the meantime consume Unus the Untouchable in all of his force-fielded glory and crush both Super Skrull and Quicksilver. The much smaller and younger Sandworm #2A loses the territory battle to make Sandworm #10 the lone Sandworm remaining. The Weaponers of Qward begin throwing their lightning bolts at Skyfire, but the flying Autobot manages to evade the attacks. Nightmare then comes in anxious to subdue the Weaponers with his yellow ring, much like Sinestro did to the ring's creators. The Weaponers wish to gain vengence for their enslaved brethren by defeating a yellow lantern but Nightmare uses his ring to unleash his powers like he never has before. He uses the Weaponers own dreams of revenge on the yellow lantern corps against them and capatalizes on their fear of further enslavement. Nightmare creates collars of pure yellow energy which slowly choke the life out of all six of The Weaponers. After this amazing show of power is unleashed, Nightmare's Fantasy Fantasy Career is put to an end when the fearless undead Zombie version of Mothra coats Nightmare with its scales, ironically killing the yellow lantern with the yellow poison. Superman then flies up next to Skyfire and yells to him that it is time to finish this up. "I'm ready" says Skyfire to their Kryptonian Captain, but Superman says: "We had this match from the get go Skyfire, and we don't need to lose yet another fighter for good. We need you to fight with us another day. I'll finish off this team by myself". Yaddle (who has already climbed on to Skyfire's wing) says: "agree with you I do Superman, except for the alone part". Yaddle then force leaps on to Superman's back and uses the force to mentally speak to Skyfire's spark: "Get yourself and Galadriel to safety, we will finish this match before The Sleeping Pussies or our remaining Sandworm do any more damage". The elder version of Superman raises off fast than a speeding bullet with the little Jedi Master on his back. The two of them never speak, they both just know exactly what to do. Superman does not stop as he flies about thirty feet above Toro; but Yaddle leaps off of him. Yaddle, while in free fall ignites her lighhtsaber and slices Toro in half. In the meantime Superman is rocketing through the neck of the rotting Mothra. Yaddle still has nearly a hundred feet of air beneath her when Superman easily doubles back and catches the green-skinned Yaddle.
GRIFFIN'S HIGH MAINTENANCE DOPE FIENDS AND DESTROYERS ARE VICTORIOUS!!